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#posts that should have stayed in drafts
apollos-boyfriend · 9 months
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boomerna for the qsmp i just know the gay sex would go crazy
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numnue · 1 year
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bc that kevin releases a self-help booked called “how to slay: with kevin day” or something like that and it sells out in minutes
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wiggle’s tag needs less random women twerking and more her twerking. who’s with me
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"green is not a creative color" is probably my favorite dhmis song lyric. Like it's such an obvious like satire. though honestly I did just really enjoy dhmis in general.
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immature-mel · 9 months
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I literally pictured an odd idea in my head; a goofy cartoon short that involves Cindy and Gaylord fighting and competing over “The Most Brilliantest Scientist of the Whole Wide World Award”.
Similarly to how Scratte and Scrat competed over an acorn in ‘Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs’
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Yeah, my brain imagines weird stuff sometimes, (Okay! almost all the time)
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newtness532 · 6 months
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they should rename medicines and give them regular names like jim, joan, luke etc. this way you could also say fun things like "frederick is too big, im having a hard time taking it" or "francesco is very easy to swallow"
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isotopegirl · 6 months
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primordial pouch goes hard as a phrase. there's just something that hits all the right notes in this unlikely combination of celestial and medieval used to describe a body part of a feline
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ballsalsda · 2 months
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God hes so hot im literally gonna throw up
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My bank account says no to the Vox dakimakura but my heart says yes
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pikslasrce · 1 month
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the david cronenberg fandom is dying!! reblog if ur a true crony 🗣🗣🗣
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katya-goncharov · 2 years
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if i had the hacking skills of charlie bradbury i would make a tumblr post like, "reblog with your favourite snack", and then i would hack into jensen ackles's bank account and use his money to buy all my mutuals their favourite snacks
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i-wanna-show-you-off · 3 months
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now I’m not saying that all of the roti cast (minus Dakota so sorry but I can NOT imagine her knowing that song) would know all the lyrics to colt 45 crazy rap BUT—
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the best (worst?) part about being particular about the way i draw body types/shapes and diversifying them is that i need to make the conscious decision every time i draw snorpy and triffany to make them wide hipped
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coffeebanana · 3 months
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i am not kind to myself when it comes to sharing kindness i feel i should do more be more make a difference
i shouldn't have these secret whispers laced with venom
thought crimes aren't a thing; that's what they say but i still feel like my better nature is trapped behind bars it should be easier to spread joy to support to encourage (shouldn't it? it seems that way, for everyone else) i just don't know what to say and often, i don't even know, what to think maybe there's a manual that i forgot to read maybe i wan't enrolled in the right school of life sometimes i think i wasn't destined to be kind
(but can't i fight for it anyways?)
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anonymous-john · 6 months
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calling your mom’s legs church and state. and honey I’m separating them
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sleep-tight-pupper · 10 months
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looking to break into the cabbage themed comedy scene, is any of this salvageable?
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