littles sitting on their training potties much longer than they realistically should need to, but they have such a hard time knowing when they’re all finished going potty or if they’ll stand up and soak the floor with the other half of their bladder that they didn’t realize they were still holding
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Mommyyyyy! Stop pushin on my tummi!! I-I’m gonna-! *pisses all over myself like the pathetic little boy I am* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
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“But I’m so cute how could I have been the one to pee on your bed and on the floor and on the tile and poop on Leia’s bed and poop on the floor today?”
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puppies are SO much work and they only get harder 🧍 my 5 and a half month old German shepherd pup is starting to push boundaries and she is still biting a good bit (less than she was, but in a different way now) and is starting to try and ignore me despite my best efforts.
Anybody got any tips/support/it gets better words for me? 😭😭😭 the puppy blues are REAL. German shepherds have an extremely bad reputation where I live and I actually haven’t personally met good ones so I just have a lot of worries. WAH!!!!!
This is her btw she’s sooooo cute 💕 sometimes 👿
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my teenage coworker just came up to me like “yo i gotta put you on this shit” and he hands me his phone and he’s playing fucking papa’s pizzeria
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several giggly littles having a very exciting tea party on the living room floor, properly decked out in their best tea party attire, sipping their overly sugared tea with pinkies stretched as high as they can… hopefully they’re not too distracted (or having too much fun) to remember to go potty
it would be so upsetting to have to take off all their fun party clothes and leave everyone behind to go take a bath! Absolutely not fair at all!
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ALL ABOUT BABY!! \(^ヮ^)/
Haiii! My name is Baby Stwawbewwy!! I thwee years old (I rlly 18 lolz) n I still too little to use da potty, so my mommy makes mi wear diapies instead! I don’ kno why, but sometimes my momma likes to do really weird things to mi sumtimes. She says it’s normal for mommies to molest their little boys but I not so sure, when she touches mi I feel so strange n my cunnie starts to get all excited n sometimes it hurts.
I heard my mommy talking to her fwiends about how she wants to turn mi into her ‘puppy punching bag’ should I be worried? >.<
MY KINKS („ಡωಡ„)
Praise
Pet play (puppy play specifically)
Corruption
Degradation
Temperature kink
Bondage
Fauxcest
Blood
Masochism
Ageplay
ABDL
Babying
Dumbification
Mental regression
Piss kink
Grooming
Omorashi
Edging
Vomit
Diaper wetting/messing
Anal
Electrostimulation
Edge play
Gagging
Impact Play
Breeding kink
Tentacles
Voyeurism
Exhibitionist
Wax Play
Knife play
CNC
Plushophilia
Anonymous Sex
Intoxication
Biting
Abuse
Clothed Sex
Dacryphilia
Choking
Orgasm Denial
Scratching
Spit
Oral
Hair pulling
Torture
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Not me being targeted one of those dumb speaking dog button videos and the dog literally stress yawns while performing the behavior. Like okay. What if we just…oh I dunno just throwing this out there…learned to communicate with dogs using our knowledge of their own body language instead of forcing them to use a system that’s for our benefit and our benefit alone?
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