#put down the tomatoes

[drawbauchery]

Here it is! I'm sorry that it really isn't great- I haven't had much time to draw recently! I just really wanted to draw the sillies :) (weirdronpa)

!!!! THIS IS SO CUTE

#weirdronpa #submission #fanart #bus au #kokichi oma #shuichi saihara #nagito komaeda #teruteru hanamura #hhhh oh my GODD #it is great don't let anyone tell you otherwise #what the fuck i wanna put this in soup and eat it with dinner #the cute poses and everyone's cute lil faces hghghhgfhds #CALM DOWN NAGITO #he destroyed another fucking tomato

[das-a-kirby-blog]

girlies will not care if a wizard almost lost his life, went to hell and lost all of his powers but will comfort some dude who had metal implanted in his skin 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

#JOKE JOKE JOKE #THIS IS A JOKE PUT THE TOMATOES DOWN

[kinnersonne]

Welp I spent twenty minutes digging for my old post of Silco headcanons, maybe tumblr ate it idk, so I guess I’ll just have to make a new post for the new ones:

• Light sleeper. Veeeeeery light sleeper. Any little disturbance makes his stupid cute rat face twitch. Mutters in his sleep a lot.

• Cat person, ofc, though not the type to call himself such. Jinx just kinda brings them home and he begrudgingly feeds and pets them, knowing full well half of them will wind up dying as test subjects to Singed or Jinx

• This doesn’t matter to anybody except me because I’m a band/choir kid of like twelve years but the man is COMPLETELY tone deaf. All that sexyvoice goes out the window. Can’t even hum. It’s bad.

• I mentioned he’s a sad drunk, right?

• I’d say he’s the breed of sociopath to just? Eat tomatoes?? Like. Like raw tomatoes. No you don’t understand like. Like the way normal people eat apples. Just take a frickin bite out of it

#they put my mans back into tft #so allllll the brainrot is relapsing #prolly you noticed from my reblogs of Silco posts from ages ago #i was trying to find my headcanons >:( #s’fine I guess #silco #silco arcane #silco headcanon #headcanon #silco league of legends #imagining tomato juice running down that gross little chin #wipes it away with his sexy forearms in half-rolled sleeves #hrrnnnnnnnnnngh #silco my beloved #frothing at the mouth #but just a little bit #I’m so normal about him

[ohnoitspheo]

Ok so big news about Prismatic! 🎉

I’ve thought long and hard about it and the whole Angel and lizard thing doesn’t make any sense. So I’ve decided to make everyone human. 💃 Enjoy the new redesigns!

APRIL FOOLS!

P-please put the tomatoes down…

#nij prisma #nova borealis #RIP LIZARD NOVA #I've decided I don't like them anymore and this is a lot easier for me to write without all that distracting monster stuff #oc #original character #original characters #If you couldn't tell this is an april fools joke #I love lizards please put the tomatoes down #human au

[arsonist-chicken]

I changed the frequencies of the cleaning schedule to bathroom to weekly (instead of four days), and dusting the shoe cabinet and cleaning the window and windowsill to every three months (instead of weekly), and added both of them to also take turns doing that instead of just me - I will be taking bets now on how long it will take until I get angry texts and on how much yelling there will be on sunday or monday evening.

#wtf were they thinking putting only me for dusting and window anyway? #one cleans the kitchen one does the floors I do the bathroom - why the FUCK did they think I should be the only one dusting and cleaning #the windows? ESPECIALLY since I don't care about either of those things. i still don't know what tf cleaning door means #i don't throw tomato soup against it?? #although i will wipe down my own door now because their stupid scent dispensery got an oily layer on it #because they put it right next to my door because yk my room stenches apparently #i still wonder if their noses are different or they are lying on purpose to bully me #also all that hyper cleanliness but thd #they STILL PUT GLAS BOTTLES IN THE RESIDUAL WASTE BIN #also paper in the plastic bin and bread in plastic in the residual waste bin #also they left out a wine bottle that still had some wine in it - i've put it in the dishwasher because yk. i don't want tje kitchen #smelling like wine. but if they think i'll put their trash away they are very mistaken #jess' flatmate rants

[ballisterboldheart]

you’re hurting right now, and i want you to heal. i’m right here.

#cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #amanda larusso #daniel larusso #s.gif #breaking my silence........i'm an amanda apologist #LISTEN. LISTEN. PUT THE TOMATOES DOWN. #amanda gets so much shit but she really. is consistently the Adult of the situation. #YES even in season five!!!!!!!!! #like ok. in e4 they make it. ABUNDANTLY clear that her anger is justified #BUT BUT BUT. and here's the kicker!!! it's NOT daniel's fault either #the thing abt daniel is that when he's hurt he either lashes out or isolates. he can't talk abt it. #just like. god. that scene from tkk when he throws away his bike. #i wanna go home i don't like it here i wanna go home. #he can't talk abt it he can't say why. #and its. something he never really got over. he doesnt ask for help. its stupid and childish but he doesnt. #SO that being said. season five episode four. #amanda doesn't KNOW that terry silver burned down a store. that he cornered and threatened daniel. #that he was willing to have his guys beat up chozen. #she doesnt know any of that!!!!!! #all that she knows is that daniel pretended everything was fine. #and then (from her pov) picked a fight w terry at an event that mattered a lot to her. #she's justified in being angry about it. but neither of them were necessarily the bad guys in the situation. #and then when she REALIZES how badly she fucked up. she immediately tries to help daniel HEAL. not put the past in a box not lock it away #she's right next to him. she's going to stay with him. #and that's what GETS me. #because like. daniel's trauma leads to isolation. and amanda understands that. finally. #so she's not gonna do that to him again. she's going to trust him. she's going to help him Win. #do what you have to do. i'm right here. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #larusso women i would die for you ask me to die for you

[batfossil-fr]

double hatching quest

Because I just think it’s fun and I don’t update tumblr as much as I used to about my double hatches, I just thought I’d let you know that I’m still on my "hatch a double of every color” quest, and I just hatched my 200th double yesterday!

I’m at 129/177 colors hatched now and I seem to be getting a really nice streak of no duplicates lately. I have a feeling that will change very soon and I may eat my words very badly. I feel like me and RNG have gotten to know each other very well and it has taken that relationship and used it to pull a 80′s-era-movie-bully “knock the books out of my hands as I’m walking to class” move. And then sometimes it’ll help pick them up for me, which is nice. And then it’ll knock it out of my hands again. It’s been a lot of fun and I am having a blast with this journey, as it turns out. Kind of a pain on my FR wallet (as in it is taking my wallet and flushing it down a toilet) but I’m kind of shifting my focus on FR to finish this quest, anyways, since it’s definitely the goal I want to complete the most. At least until I start feeling a little better and can do more art again.

I made a more official thread for it here, if you feel like watching! 

Let me tell you. It has been a long journey, with many many interesting dragons, and many not so interesting dragons, but most of all, it’s gotten me six strawberry doubles somehow, and I don’t know why they keep showing up.

#rambles #doubles archive #after I put this thread together I started having like 500% more fun doing this quest #it's been really nice watching it slooowly turn more and more yellow #although I would really like for obsidian to be my strawberry you know. or white. or antique. or #I have some other statistics and one of them is 'color that appears the most often with doubles' which is fern #and fern was recently in a 3 way tie with some other colors #and strawberry was tied at 5 doubles with tomato #but hilariously the other day I hatched a strawberry/fern XXY. that might be one of the most personally amusing hatches to me #those two really do not want to give up their titles #anyways! I'm having fun. I'm really excited to get down to the last 10 colors or so. I am desperate to know what the last one will be

[todayisafridaynight]

national bf day on twitter that means i get legal rights to finish my cringe masadai fic where daigo meets masato's dad(s)

#masadai #snap chats #casually trying to ignore the casual transphobia i overheard today hi guys <3 #no my day was so nice. before that. there was a nerf archery event and im really surprised my wrist wasnt being a fool #i actually forgot my wrist was fucked up when i went there but when i went to shoot I Immediately Remembered #but over the course of the like. two hours i didnt even notice anymore and i was shooting like how i did back then #sooo Unwarranted Wrist Update we're SOOOO back... had so much fun it was crazy LOL #oh yeah. the post. let me cook hang on put the tomato down #i AM writing a sequel to that cringe masadai fic i did last year and i was writing it this morning. i didnt even know it was bf day #its a sign i oughta finish it...... im like halfway through it maybe i can actually finish something for once #idk it depends on the vibe im trying to go for im still fighting myself on it but we'll get there. i hope #i have like two hours before class but we always do fuck all there SOOOOOOOO <- is insane #ok bye <3 reminder to be happy for your trans friends when they transition <3 if you dont you oughta fall down some stairs <3

[arolesbianism]

Finally got around to designing some of the oldest members of the og magic cat world story, yknow only took me like 5 years fhfksgkfg

#keese draws #oc posting #oc art #oc #ocs #ok ok tbf all of them had concept designs I had doodled over the past several years but I never actually sat down to draw them properly #but yeah the first is sharp she’s the 4th member of the main ‘protags’ in the seth ari and flutter crew #she’s also a crusty old warcriminal woman so boo and throw tomatoes at her #ok it’s technically more complicated than that but not by much #basically she joined a government agency with her girlfriend to ~tear it down from the inside~ or whatever #but she ended up gutting like all of her morals to climb the ranks and is currently sitting in ‘it’s not the right time’ limbo #she is currently the mentor of the other three and her whole arc is her just being like oh god right morals #and eventually being abandoned by everyone and everything as the consequences of her actions hit #and she realizes that she was always doomed to fail since she was trying to play by the systems rules to break it down #anyways the doggy is shaded and she’s flutter’s girlfriend #shaded got dragged into the main conflict between these two governments after running away from home and dying #she had been rescued by the third character and after she was brought back with the goop™️ ruby put a good word in for her and got shaded #out of the goop gang and took her on as an apprentice #ruby is ofc the last one and she was the girlfriend that joined with sharp to tear down the government #she had been trying to make connections with those she knew were working against the government but after sharp found out abt this she #got told on but hey wow how merciful of sharp she painted it as an accident caused by neglegance so Ruby only got her life %90 ruined #<- sarcasm btw ruby was still put through years of grueling investigation and was fired and had her reputation ruined #so when the guy who I still need to design but he’s like super important trust me was like hey wanna burn ur ex #so she got some magic woo but bad news she’s sort of locked herself into working for a different shitty government #so some lore background in the non magic world there’s a very very large country that controls the entire continent they live on #and when the magic world and the non magic world started colliding more they were all like sick more territory #but while they were still in the planning phase their ambassadors performed a coup and took over and colonized the place for themselves #this was all about 70-90 years ago in world history #so now the goverment controlling the largest magic world kingdom and the goverment in the non magic world country that wanted the land are #in a very slow and so far mostly small scale slap fight as they play a game of chicken

[geddyqueer]

our friends gave us a rooted cutting off their cherry tree but I must have misinterpreted exactly what that meant -> driving home in a thunderstorm with a 6’ flowering cherry sapling sticking out my front window

#put down cover crop seeds today and planted beans and started migrating tomatoes out to the greenhouse #i am BEAT #but I have cookies at least #farming!

[billiemania]

I accidentally made a spaghetti sauce so spicy that it counts as a bioweapon last night

#i had a bag of red chili crush leftover from when i made chicken paprikash last year when it was all the rage and forgor how fucking hot is #put a sizable tablespoon in the oil with garlic and tomato paste and olives and herbs #there were tears streaming down my face as i ate it #but im still going to finish my leftovers because that is my dinnars

[soup-scope]

hello what position would you have in a medieval court

i’m the jester that people throw tomatoes at because i suck at my job

#that’s lowkey how i imagine most of y’all react when i post #just throwing tomatoes and hoping next time i stay down #y’all wanna put me down like old yelled

[medicinemane]

My stomach sounds like some manner of beast right now, just kind of "mhhhrmmhhbbhh"ing, like some sort of creature snuffling and grumbling

#it may in fact shock you that a single potato did not in fact fill me up #but that's what was on offer tonight #and... and between there not being a lot that I'm up to scavenging in the first place and my stomach not making me feel great... #kinda makes it hard to feel like trying to track down something to eat #what I wouldn't give to have like... a dozen big hamburgers and a spinach or romaine type salad #doubt I could eat it; but it's what I'm feeling like might actually get me out of food deficit if I did manage to eat it all #I don't want sweets; I want food; but my mom loves using her money to pick up sweets and it's like... #a couple really nice quality burgers... even... 2... maybe 4 if we're honest; that's what I'd love #maybe a classic style; a bbq one; something with some spicy peppers on it; and then... surprise me with the last one; just no tomatoes #(and only good quality lettuce; you can put it on there but only if it isn't iceburg) #if only if only if only... if only I had a fuck ton of money or if only I had the skills to make that for myself #man I could go for some food right now... just a burger; that's what I'm really craving #like I said; that sausage patty earlier just made me hungrier so I feel like I need meat #and I fucking know all those SEO articles always say there's no way you need more protein in fact you're getting too much #but I just... I want just a massive amount of meat; a mountain of it... or fuck; don't care; you get me whatever it is in it that I'm wanti #and you put it in a vegan form I don't care... I just want whatever it is I'm wanting; and it's taking the form of burgers #Just like... if I had like 50 burgers in the fridge and I could heat one up any time I was hungry #I might actually be full for once after like a week (and maybe out of burgers) #I know I'm better off than most people; I know I'd be fine if I just wasn't so stupid and lazy #but I'm so fucking hungry and have been all my life #a decent meal that comes around more than once a month (that it's rare it comes around that often) #what an amazing idea; you know? #that month where I'd bought that like month of $1 big burger coupons for smashburger... that was maybe the one time I was almost full #only meal of the day most of the days... but fuck... one big burger every day is at least something

[cheapcheapfaker]

i think about that tik tok that had its rounds around here about, i believe, German vs Vietnamese hospitality? Where the German thought the dinner would be done but the Vietnamese thought the host and guest would be cooking together. And I present a third option where I’d love to help you cook dinner but if you hand me a rainbow cuisinart knife and a glass cutting board i am killing myself in your kitchen immediately except the blade is so dull i have to do it real sloppily and its going to take a while

#pride is a sin but i do be good at cooking. real good. im a very good home cook #listen. i made macarons perfect first try. #homemade no beater mayo is easy #seeing that post where people earnestly believe snoop dog taught Gordon Ramsey how to chiffonade makes me irrationally angry #i hate that fucking ‘old weird recipes’ twink for implying mayo in baking is ‘weird’ #when its just already emulsified eggs and oil #if you ask me to help you cook and you hold the knife by placing a finger on top i will walk out of that kitchen. we gon get take out #its not just me being annoyed w someone w less skill #unskilled cooks in the kitchen make me anxious. lack of knife skills is dangerous. #dull knives esp. drives me nuts ‘oh i like them dull so i won’t cut myself’ oooooh my gooooood fjnadsfksdaf #JUST leARN TO CUT??? ITS SO MUCH EASIER #PUT THE BREAD KNIFE DOWN BACK AWAY FROM THE TOMATO

[madamescarlette]

Enchanted or Everything Has Changed?

So. Listen. I say this with FULL love in my heart for Enchanted, maybe the most ethereal of all of her songs, one of the few that even locals will be like "oh what a charming song!" but in my soul I will ALWAYS be an Everything Has Changed girlie. It's the outro that changes everything for me!!! For YEARS it has been on a post-it hanging on the wall of my childhood room and I have never been the same since hearing it. All my days I'll know your face is simply the sweetest sentiment and something I've felt time after time when meeting people and having a flood of emotion realizing I'll pray for them every day of the rest of my life and that means a lot to me!!!

#listen listen put down your tomatoes everyone. i MUST love ehc because she needs me #it's a good relationship so you all can love enchanted freely for me. we're looking after each other in the end you see askdjhaskhda #friends tag #ask games #(your taylor renaissance happening right now is everything to me my lu-est lu I hope you know that!!! <3)

[todayisafridaynight]

if theres one thing that differentiates mine and sawashiro its that sawashiro is JUST a LITTLE silly. on a microscopic level he is SUPER MINUTELY goofy

#snap chats #LET ME EXPLAIN PUT THE TOMATO DOWN #Evidently rggjo is Blatantly more silly so to speak. from a comparative standpoint #but y7jo has a modicum of that i prommy #like mine just aint silly like that... he's very serious about everything its hard for me to think of him being a goof #the closest he was to being goofy was before slappin haruka with that grin ☠️ #i would never forget his story time with daigo in rggo dont you ever accuse me of that again im just saying ITSA RARE OCCURRENCE #it's hard to imagine sawashiro being a goof too but there's like. VERY rare scenarios where it is possible if we try hard enough #case in point. bullying ichi BYE-- #ACCIDENTALLY PROVING MY POINT WITH THAT TATTOO COMIC I DID damn maybe i do know what im talking about sometimes #like 3/4 times jo smiles it's with ichi. a wholesome sentiment if not for the context of each time LMAO #he gets his kicks from bullying ichi and thats horrible but hilarious at the same time #first time its before he slugs him and mitsu for the money then theres their lil reunion in chap 2 #and a PERSONAL favorite of mine his lil smirk he does before he grabs the sword off the wall. like hes a lil goofy i sense it #that smirk still makes me laugh like bro shut up LMAO hes about to beat my ass and im gonna be mad about it #like things mine does are surely silly and goofy dont get me wrong. his comedys unintentional sawashiro's trying JUST a lil me thinks #a classic maneuver from a depressed mfer this shouldnt be surprising in retrospect #i say that as if mine dont got issues....... lol... #ok im done rambling where the fuck am i gon with this post. bye