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#q Phil
sarcastictissy · 3 months
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The QSMP has only been in prison for a few hours. Here's what we know so far:
Niki, Pac, Foolish, Pierre and Phil managed to escape during the mining and was sent to solitary confinement
They all left therapy more traumatised
Abuleoir is back and is a janitor (janitoier) (also Fit feels threatened for his job)
Etoiles managed to acquire a backpack
Cellbit is a ghost??
Everyone is killing Badboyhalo
Tallulah went flower picking in a dungeon
Etoiles played the diabetes card to get more apple juice
Chayanne was sent to solitary confinement for killing Quackity
FitPac goes strong, even in prison
Antoine is doing Antoine things (meditating mid air)
Quackity and Phil have decided they trust everyone except Foolish
Pac said he's kiss, marry and kill Fit (he responded with "oooh, dangerous")
Foolish has been downed multiple times by both Leo and Pepito
The Tazercraft song (Pac e Mike) started playing during dinner
Aypierre misses Max :(
Missa and Wilbur are meant to share a cell, which Phil responded with "That's fitting." (Bonus points since neither logged on today)
ElMariana met Pepito (and like half the server)
Phil stole some peaches, Etoiles stole dark metal. Pop off Phil, pop off.
GUAPODUO CRUMBS?????
ElMariana and Quackity spent the night in solitary (I sure do wonder what they'll get up to!)
They all lost their minds during the dungeon
Cellbit and Baghera have a cell and they're "sleeping" in it (👀?)
ElMariana said he'd fuck Foolish (no surprises there)
Antoine said he'd fuck cucurucho
They're all gonna die on day 3 apparently
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tsukana · 6 months
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qphil unknowingly interrupting a date and thirdwheeling and vs qphil not wanting to be alone after the derealization moment vs qfit knowing this and not wanting to leave his friend alone vs qfit wanting his dungeon date w/pac
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lunaeclipse1057-ao3 · 7 months
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His voice is cracking and he's practically begging Fit for help. He's terrified, for the first time he's genuinely terrified and is showing it. Panic is seeping into his voice, and he sounds so afraid and broken. God he needs therapy.
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dyingopossum · 9 months
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Avian Qsmp hcs!!
Sorry my english is bad 😭
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qPhilza
• Huge wings, ofter gets back pain from them
• Crow hybrid ofc!!
• His wings are strong and healthy, but very fluffy so they are warm but hard to preen as they get messy easily
• He doesn't fly a lot, mostly to get from the wall to the ground
• Sometimes takes Tallulah or Chayanne to fly with them :3
qBaghera
• Duck hybrid
• Doesn't fly at all, she probably doesn't really know how to fly
• qForever and Pomme often help her to preen her wings, it makes their bond stronger
• Her wings are really neat and well-kept
• They are rather small so they aren't really useful. Sometimes uses them to warm pomme but only when she is holding her
• Wraps her wings around the other person when she is hugging them!! It's all avians thing
qJaiden
• A Bluebird 👀 (Parrot)
• Also big wings but not as big as qPhil's
• She used to let only qRoier and bobby preen them.
• She stopped preening them at all after Bobby's death, and she mostly is too tired to do it herself so either qRoier does that for her or sometimes qCellbit, as she trusts him enough now
• She flies a lot!! She likes flying but her wings often hurt from not preening them
• Her left wing is damaged from explosions so it hurts sometimes too
• Used to keep qRoier and bobby warm at night when they were living together
qQuackity
• Also a duck hybrid
• He doesn't know how to fly and he couldn't fly anyways
• His wings are a bit smaller than qBaghera's because he is shorter than her
• Messy, unkept, Damaged
• Tilin preened his wings a few times
• He would also sometimes let qWilbur preen him but uhoh, both of them are gone
• So he doesn't gaf about them anymore
• yeah
qWilbur
• His wings are as big as qPhil's since they are related
• Also a crow hybrid
• Sometimes forgets to preen them but they are neat
• qQuackity and Tallulah would preen him the most
• Can't fly and he has no time to learn to (he is too stubborn to ask qPhil)
• He has back pain because of the wings so he is often annoyed as they are useless.
• Wouldn't want to clip them tho, he likes how they look
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oleander-neruim · 6 months
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I'm in support of Phil just
Blowing up the island at this point tbh
Inktober Day 31: Fire
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originaldouble · 5 months
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I feel like q!Phil's reaction to Sunny won't be as happy as when he met Tallulah..
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ama-a93 · 9 months
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my heart was POUNDING
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tomfrogisblue · 2 months
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bro I'm gonna explode
q!philza is always shocked when people build their houses next to him, move into his basement, trust his judgement and advice, trust him with their lives
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
the new member's first memories of this server are gonna be how you gave them waypoints, then money so they could use them, then explained the bounty system, then swooped in like a guardian angel when one of the players was downed all by herself
AND EVERY NEW MEMBER IS TREATED SIMILAR BY YOU
ANYTIME ANYONE ON THE SERVER NEEDS HELP, YOU SWOOP IN, AVOCADO TOAST IN HAND
I just wanna shake q!philza by the shoulders and yell in his self-depreciating face "YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE LOVED!"
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5amaris · 1 year
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thinking about how jaiden kept saying she wanted to have a cloud of parrots following her everywhere
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sarcastictissy · 1 month
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VOTE FOR THE BEST QSMP COUPLE!
Or, a category I was hoping for in the awards xD
Unsure if Mike x Mine is Canon or fanon but she's included anyway bc I love her sm! <3
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tsukana · 7 months
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part of me is so upset that phil and bagi dont really play on the server at the same timesbecause i want a moment so bad where bagi starts playing her flute and q!phil whips around for a moment, hoping but not really believing but more importantly out of instinct that he would see tallulah only to see bagi standing there instead
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lunaeclipse1057-ao3 · 5 months
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Just me thinking about how after seven painful months, q!Phils wings were healed enough to fly, and then he risked it all to bring q!Tubbo, the man who Phil has been fighting and defeated just an hour and a half prior, to safety, nearly destroying his wings in the process.
Gods.
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dyingopossum · 9 months
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Qsmp lgbt and gender headcanons bc why not (part 1/?)
‼️Quick info before you read‼️, the half of characters will be either nonbinary or agender because I am autistic and I have really hard time understanding/telling people's gender. I do not mean to make gender variety, I just want to show how I see the characters.
‼️If any of the characters have canon gender and/or sexuality already please tell me this‼️
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qPhil
• I like to think that hybrids have no idea what is gender or just don't care much about it. I think qPhil also doesn't give a shit about gender, so I hc him as agender + ace panromantic
• He most likely doesn't experience any body dysphoria or any dysphoria related to his gender.
• Uses he/him pronouns because he likes them and is used to them
• Likes to wear long skirts and adhering to the body blouses sometimes (he shops in hot topic, canon/j)
• If it isn't obvious yet, he doesn't gaf about what if feminine or masculine. He just wears whatever he likes and doesn't have a problem with anyone doing the same
• Yeah he just doesn't give a shit about anything
qQuackity
• It was always really hard to me to tell his gender as I thought he was something between nonbinary and trans man
• but I figured out that he also probably wouldn't give a fuck about his gender ☠️
• he does know what gender is unlike qPhil so I guess he would be on nonbinary spectrum
• Maybe tilin had something to do with qQ's gender 👀
��� They were like, talking about Tilin's gender and Q was like "oh kinda same lmao 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️"
• any pronouns, likes to experiment
• i think he would be something between ace gay and ace bisexual but I am not sure
• loves to wear hyperfeminine dresses like these coquette girls lmfao
• tying their hair with pink ribbon while listening to lana del rey
qWilbur
• Again, it's rather hard for me to tell his gender but I was thinking he could be unlabeled
• really likes feminine terms like "miss", "lady" and all but people rarely use them on him :(
• any pronouns ! !
• Their clothing is probably similar to cc wilbur, just his outfits + some long skirt
• So her and qPhil are pretty similar in dressing up
• I also don't think she experiences a lot of gender dysphoria, there are worse days but it's nothing extreme
• and he is most likely bi
qForever
• trans man
• he used to be bullied a lot, so he kinda grew up with toxic stereotypes of how a "real" man should look like
• He used to fight, hit a gym, be agressive and anything that would be seen as manly
• he eventually stopped and became more peaceful
• ignoring the gender stereotypes as he grew his hair and started to wear feminine clothing from time to time
• but he does get a bad dysphoria days when everything he lived through comes back to him
• He usually then locks himself in his house and doesn't talk to anybody
• qBaghera can always sense when her brother is upset and she tries to talk to him
• When he opens up on others more, there is a lot of people comforting him on bad days, like qBad, qPhil, qMaxo and the brazillians ofc!
• So he is fragile when it comes to his gender
• so yeah, he/him pronouns
• And he is also probably bi or gay
qRoier
• Genderqueer gay
• Any pronouns but he usually leans on he/him!
• I think he binds his chest when he is not melissa, but sometimes she just doesn't gaf about his breasts lmao
• He doesn't know much about gender since she is spider hybrid (my hc), so again no gender stereotypes work on him
• Probably gets qcellbit and qjaiden to mall for shopping and ends up being in here for like 3 hours
• he has a huge sense of fashion so yea
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royalarchivist · 1 year
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For those who missed it, here’s Phil slam-dunking Quackity’s face into his birthday cake LMFAO, I love their friendship dynamic
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hadesbullshit · 3 months
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biblically accurate pissa
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thunderbottle · 6 months
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world cold and eggless husband soft and warm. at least he would be if he was ever around. is anybody else sad or
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