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hey-i-am-trying · 5 months
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Bagi's Demands
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The book Bagi wrote for the rebellion | O livro que Bagi escreveu para a rebelião
English translation | Transcrição em Português
[Eng] I would like to request information through this letter:
After exploring the base and reading some documents, I realized that you have information about me and my brother, perhaps much more information than we ourselves can remember.
In order for me to trust you, I need you to trust me too and help me recover certain memories about my past.
Why was I brought to this island? Who are my parents? And how long have we lived here?
Cellbit's memories of our childhood are practically non-existent.
As for mine, I remember sensations, but I don't remember all the details.
I'll do all the investigations you ask as long as I also receive information about my past.
Better than an empty soldier is a soldier who knows where they've come from and where they're going.
That's my price.
[PT-BR]
Gostaria de solicitar uma informação através dessa carta:
Após explorar a base e ler alguns documentos, percebi que vocês possuem informações sobre mim e meu irmão, talvez muito mais informações do que nós mesmos possamos lembrar.
Para que eu possa confiar em vocês, preciso que confiem em mim também e me ajudem a recuperar certas memórias sobre meu passado.
Por que eu fui trazida para esta ilha? Quem são meus pais? E por quanto tempo vivemos aqui?
As memórias de Cellbit sobre a nossa infância são praticamente inexistentes.
Quantos às minhas lembro sensações, mas não me lembro dos detalhes por completo.
Farei todas as investigações que vocês solicitarem desde que eu também receba as informações sobre meu passado.
Melhor que um soldado vazio é um soldado que sabe para onde veio e para onde vai.
Esse é o meu preço.
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genevawren38 · 2 months
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Fit & Bagi's conversation transcript about Philza and what ails him today (02/28/2024);
[/rp from 2 hours and 32 minutes in FitMC's VOD (2:32-2:42)]
FitMC : So have you heard any fofoca recently? Got any gossip, tea, drama? Anything?
Bagi : I haven't heard fofoca recently at least about me because I am waiting for y'know Tina to check her room, so we can have some new fofoca?
F : I see, I see, okay.
B : But um, do you know what's happening to Phil?
F : All I know, with Phil, ever since that stuff appeared on his shoulders he has been acting strange. His kids were both really worried about him. When I brought up a sensitive topic he seemed to get really upset with Tallulah, so I'm just—I don't think he is himself recently. Something is definitely bothering him or something's up.
Empanada : It's bad.
F : I don't know, what do you think? *Both read Em's sign.*
B : I agree with Empanada, it's really bad. Because Chayanne and Tallulah were really upset, like it didn't look like Phil. He seemed different, like maybe possessed?
F : Yeah, maybe, maybe.
B : With some disease, I don't know. And they ran away from him.
F : Which is definitely not normal.
B : That's really sad because Chayanne and Tallulah really really love Phil. And Phil looked like he was trying to get away from them. Going inside of dungeons alone and leaving them in the house. I don't know all weird, the weird thing about his shoulders, the purple thing on his shoulders, it looks like that crying obsidian you know?
F : Oh, wait a min—cause it's got like the purple in it?
B : Yeah, that glows a little bit?
F : Ramon do you have a crying obsidian on you? Put it on the ground, I just want to look at it real quick.
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B : And I think they had one of those inside the lake, the little lake they have next to their house.
F : Oh interesting. It's like the same colour of purple.
B : Yeah. Do you think its a type of corruption or something? Like what happened to Slime when he was being—well I don't know...transformed by codes?
F : Oh, yeah. Mhm, I remember that. That seems to happen on this island, doesn't it?
B : Yea. Like a contamination or something.
F : Yea it could be a disease, yeah definitely he wasn't himself. *Looks at the obsidian again* But yeah, it looks the colour purple is almost identical to what was on him.
E : Crying obsidian sucks.
Ramon : So crying obsidian is toxic?
B : I don't think so. But maybe a piece of crying obsidian appearing at his place could mean something?
F : Hmmm, maybe.
B : It's not normal to have crying obsidian inside of lakes.
F : It's an unusual place for it to spawn.
B : Yeah, exactly. So it was put in there but, why? Just for decoration or different purposes? I mean it could be just decoration.
F : It's—it's a weird decoration if that's true.
E : I asked him on our birthday and he said its nothin'. I asked him why there was one in his pond it was there on our birthday.
B : Wait, Empanada, did he answer you?
F : He said it's nothing...hmmmm.
E : He said not to worry about it an its nothing :(
F : It must have some significance then it has too.
B : He said not to worry about, maybe it really...I don't know the meaning of this because I never went to the nether. Everyone talks about the nether but I was never there.
F : Yeah but crying obsidian is also useful for making weapons cause it can make respawn anchors which can be used as explosives.
B : Oh you remind me of something. Okay, okay let me try to remember this...Phil had a diamond backpack that the 'Federation' gave to him?
F : Yeah, yeah must be nice.
B : No but it's really weird because the Federation isn't giving anyone anything because they want us to buy stuff.
E : Chay burned it.
B : That was really weird because the backpack came with a letter from the Federation, but not sure if its from the Federation. And a really weird backpack, a diamond backpack and the bunnies are trying to sell us everything so it doesn't even make sense for them to give Phil a diamond backpack. They would at least charge something, like, give me at least a thousand coins for the backpack, I don't know.
F : So you are saying that Phil didn't get it from the Federation?
B : I think maybe its something else, not the Federation.
F : I didn't even think of that.
B : He got a backpack from someone because think about it, the bunnies they don't even give us free food. Every time we need food they aren't even giving us food. Why would they give us diamond backpacks, that doesn't even make sense?
F : You are absolutely right. Like, I didn't even think of that.
B : If you stop to think about it, the shoulders and the back was exactly the place he was contaminated. So maybe it's related to the backpack?
F : You are right, it was all over his back, I didn't even think of that.
E : I listened to Phil's and Lulah's convo and he said he did it to protect them from HIM
[Fit mutes and tells chat : You ever talk to someone and just be like 'I'm fucking stupid?' That's how I feel right now.]
B : Oh yeah, I remember that Phil said that he was trying to protect the kids from 'him'. And he said a couple times the word him but no one in specific that we know, I think. It was always 'him'.
F : But he specifically said 'him', right?
B : Yeah, don't know who 'him' is but he was talking about 'him'.
R : Tio Phil was being a little harsh on Chay and Lulah.
E : He got really mad at Tallulah.
F : You might be onto something Bagi, maybe it is some sort of like he is being possessed or something.
B : Here Fit, check this *gestures to Em's sign*
E : Called her a stupid egg HE WOULD NEVER
F : *Reads aloud the sign* Oh you are absolutely right, Phil would never call any of his children stupid. Something is up, yup.
B : So if you see Phil and he's kinda weird, that's probably what's happening.
F : Well I am glad we had this chit chat so we are both on the same page. Okay we need to be really careful.
B : If he needs anything, oh yeah, and we need to be careful that's right. Because we don't know what he is up to.
F : Cause yeah if he's berating his own eggs, insulting his own eggs, it could turn south very quickly.
*Ramon nods*
F : I'm worried, Ramon.
E : Don't ask him questions, he will think they told us more.
F : Never a dull moment on this island.
B : We should keep the kids safe. Chay and Tallulah can stay here if they need, they already know that but if they need anything they can come to us.
F : That's a good idea yeah, as long as they have somewhere to go.
B : I mean for now I really don't know if I can help Phil, so I am just trying to keep the kids safe.
F : That's the most important.
B : The real Philza would appreciate it.
F : Yeah, keeping the kids safe that is the first priority. That's good stuff, isn't that right you two? *Addressing Em and Ramon who nod.*
B : I think Phil needs to deal with it.
F : It's always something on this island, Bagi, it's always something.
B : There's always something.
[Bonus transcript between Fit and Ramon 3:09-3:12 relating to Philza's affliction]
Fit : Ramon.
*Ramon nods after they both teleport home from BBH's place*
F : When we were talking with Bagi about Philza it made me realise something. I remember, a long time ago, this was a few months ago, remember when I was dealing with all the black concrete? Like all the dark matter that was on the island?
I specifically remember Philza mentioning a thing. If I recall correctly, he mentioned something called the 'Ender King'. And I am starting to wonder if maybe that's what's been messing with him. Cause think about it; the crying obsidian, the obsidian, that's what you find in the End Dimension, right?
*Ramon nods*
F : This things called the Ender King...he thought he was seeing things and we thought maybe he was just imagining them—but now we can see there is something on him. Something we can see with our own eyes. I just wonder if it's related.
Ramon : So now it's not only in his mind?
F : Exactly cause at first we thought maybe he was just imagining these things but it's clear this is actually some sort of outside force. And that's why I am a little bit more concerned now. That's why I am way more concerned.
R : That sounds dangerous. Not only for him but everyone.
F : Yeah, cause if his behaviour towards Tallulah and Chayanne yesterday, or the other day, is any indication then this could be a problem for a lot of us. So we really gotta keep our eye on him and support him anyway we can.
F : *sighs* But, man, when it rains it pours. Cause we have our own problems to deal with, Ramon. Especially tomorrow, I mean Friday. I can't ever remember what day it was, I am so frazzled. So much going on at all times on this island. When it rains it pours.
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youphoriaot7 · 6 months
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Page 1 - Whoever was in charge of taking care of the spiders did a TERRIBLE job. It got out of hand very quickly. One minute there was a single nest and then the next, you'd open a door and right away be face to face with eight beady red eyes.
Page 2 - We attempted to continue with our days but at one point we heard a shriek and later found out someone tried to fight off some spiders with a broom... It did not end well.
Page 3 - So, the higher-ups finally decided to abandon the building as soon as possible. There won't be much loss[lost?] anyways and according to the report all the equipment is old and useless. Honestly, we should have left as soon as the infestation started.
Page 4 - What were we so worried about losing? And why am I still here writing this? I hear something scurrying around the room and I feel an ominous presence behind me...
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royalarchivist · 3 months
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Phil: I have something to show you first, hold on... you might want to stand back for this, Cellbit.
Phil:
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acutecoral · 2 months
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Transcript for Quackity's recent stream
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[Quackity start talking around 1:03 in, but before he speaks you can hear him breathe and sniffle a little]
Quackity: Hello everyone, uh…uh, I'm just waiting for enough people to get here. This is a very important stream. So I'm just going to wait a little bit.
Quackity: Um…[sharp intake of breath] Hello! I hope everyone is having a good night. I'm doing an urgent stream. Only to keep everyone updated on everything that's happening.
Quackity: I wanna apologise for this scuffed stream. I'm not on any of my set-ups right now, I wasn't expecting to stream right now so I don't even have a camera. But I wanna to let everyone know, that I've been out and I'm catching up on a lot of matters right now…
Quackity: Including a statement, that was just now, made without my approval.
Quackity: I've been notified, about an ongoing situation regarding Quackity Studios and I want to address it. Please bear with me as I'm barely catching up on a lot of these matters.
[He sniffles again]
Quackity: One gathering is that volunteers for Quackity Studios: are not being paid and are being given too many hours of activities.
Quackity: I wanna let everyone know that I was aware of a voluntary position, and I was under the assumption that there was a process volunteers would go through, to integrate themselves to the team with a fully paying job. What I was not aware of, is to what extent and conditions were being required from the volunteers.
Quackity: And I wanna thank everyone who brought this to my attention, because it is very clear to me that I need a much deeper involvement in the administrative part of my team. Something I have not been very involved with recently.
Quackity: I'm gonna perform a deep investigation, personally, on this matter as to see exactly what's happening. But one thing is very clear to me.
Quackity: There are going to be very drastic changes in QSMP moving forward. From the administrative perspective, and from the creative perspective as well.
Quackity: My responsibility relies on knowing what is happening in the project I am running. And for not being more involved? I want to deeply apologise. This should have never happened, and I am extremely disappointed.
Quackity: From here on out, I wanna make one thing clear: Everybody involved in Quackity Studios will be paid. And if at any point my own funds are not sufficient enough to pay workers or maintain the project? Then the QSMP cannot continue and it will close down. That's how committed I am to this project.
Quackity: So I wanted to make that extremely, extremely clear as to where I stand on this.
[Quackity in the next line sounds choked up]
Quackity: And this…n-next topic is very difficult for me to process, and it's an extremely sensitive thing, and I was waiting for the correct time for me but…that can wait, no longer. And I need to let everyone know that Wilbur is no longer a part of the QSMP.
Quackity: Lastly, I wanna thank everyone for their patience. This…year…has been very turbulent…for me. And I'm going to be very open; it's been one of the saddest years of my life.
Quackity: I'm trying to move forward and give everyone the best version of myself, and I'm very, very sorry if I've disappointed you.
Quackity: But…nonetheless, I gotta keep moving forward and I'm gonna keep working hard and I'm going to do what's right. And I wanna make this very clear.
Quackity: So thank you everyone. And um, yeah, I hope everyone has a good night. Thank you.
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toobbolive · 6 months
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Fit: Dude my voice cracked until I was like 25 so like, don't sweat it Tubbo: Wait, I thought you were 24 Fit: What? Tubbo: Wait, how old are you? Fit: Tubbo I'm 33 Tubbo: What, that's not a bit? Fit: No it's not a bit!
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echotunes · 1 month
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Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson
Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro! [cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.
(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!
[cut] Bro that—I'm gonna explain it again for a sec. So I live in Madeira. And they don't speak German here. Bro, a deliveryperson comes here, I said "hello", like, at that point I still knew okay, English. And brother suddenly they give me a bag and I say "danke!" Because I—because with QSMP I thought it would be automatically translated. I—bro, that's just, that just fully triggers your brain.)
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elkralt · 3 months
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LMAOO THE TUBBO GHOST INCIDENT, ALL THE POVs WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY.
CONTEXT: Tubbo was bugged and no one could see OR hear him, so he thought everyone was just playing a prank. Etoiles gets there and he's apparently the only person who can see him LMAOO
TRANSCRIPT UNDER THE CUT
Fit: Yeah are you okay?
Tubbo (in the background): Anyone? Hello?
Philza: Is Toby messaging you terrible things?
Etoiles: still laughing
Philza: I think he just left in rage because he saw, like, create pipes
Tubbo: CAN YOU SEE ME? WHAT? GUYS? HELLO?
Etoiles: Out of breath laughing
Tubbo (in the background): WAIT IS THIS FOR REAL?
Philza: Etoiles speak to me dude, what's going on?
Fit: Yeah do you need help?
Etoiles: To explain to you, Toby is bugged since 5 minutes and I disconnect, reconnect so I see him, but no one sees Toby and Toby is crying since 20 minutes saying "CAN SOMEONE SEE ME?"
Tubbo (overlapping): HELLO??? HELLO??? HELLO???
Philza, Fit and Bad: start laughing
Tubbo: GUYS???
Philza: I CAN HEAR HIM SCREAM THROUGH YOUR MIC
Bad: Wait what?
Tubbo: WHAT?? "THIS IS A DREAM TUBBO WAKE UP?"
Bad: Is he like right here and we just can't see him?
Philza: Yeah he's here apparently
Bad: That's crazy!
Fit: What??
Tubbo: THE SERVER HAS VANISHED ME
Philza: Nobody can see him apart from Etoiles
Fit: That's crazy
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hepbaestus · 3 days
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lullah wrote Phil a book and then asked if Phil could adopt her "for real" this time
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[Start ID: A Five page Minecraft book written by Lullah to Philza and a purple adoption certificate on the QSMP Minecraft server that says:
Papa, you know how I love to ramble and I could write several pages long about how I feel. But this time I want to be straight to the point. A lot of people saw me as an extension of someone who's no longer part of my life, despite them being.
important at some point. With the reset taken into account, I had the liberty to start from zero and dettach myself... give myself the opportunity to be more ME without relying on someone else. Like I mentioned, ever since you adopted me back in July...
it made me be happier and accepted. You know me like the back of your hand (which I don't know if that's terrifying or endearing) but that's ok! Because that means we've spent enough time together to actually create a bond and share trauman :D
Anyway, thank you for being YOU and for being the best dad I could ask for. Even if I was not assigned to you on the first place, I am grateful for everything you've done for me.
I guarantee I am trying to also be the best daughter out there^^ Love you mucho (Spanish for a lot) tu niña (Spanish for your daughter) Lullah.
The adoption certificate is purple with a purple sunflower in the corner and says "Certificate of Adoption. Egg Name: Tallulah has been officially adopted by: Philza and Missa. Congratulations! /EndID]
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cellberry · 2 months
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Dear Cellbit, you must have finished the Mickey Mouse club by now. I told you that you would get 1000 coins, but I didn't say which one, it's Ratackity coins, that are worth 0.0001 in dollars. But I understand that you worked hard, so I got you a loan, I will give it to you tomorrow. I cannot believe that we are neighbors now! I made a grownup man work for me, this is unbelievable, Ratackity!
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splatattackz · 5 months
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clip of qfit coming out (the best he can) to ramon / in-character confirmation of qfit being mlm
[Transcript:
Ramon: would you rather a dad or a mom
Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one! [breaks the signs]
Fit: Lets um- Lets get over the Felps' Square, Ramon. Umm- wait- eh- wait, Ramon.
Fit: If I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad.
Fit: Alright lets go, lets go- Lets go, Felps' Square. Felps' Square.
/ End Transcript]
Bonus: Ramons later reaction!
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"wait you can keep going, am still processing the info.
omg. so happy."
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hey-i-am-trying · 3 months
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Transcript of Bagi's and Empy's conversation Date: 19/01/2024 Title of the vod: Nós sabemos. Minutes: 6:49-7:04 Em: I feel like an idiot after Lulah said she hasn't seen her dad in 9 months. How do I have the right to feel bad about my mom? Bagi: You have every right to feel bad about your feelings, it's not because someone is suffering more than you that you don't have permission to suffer. Em: But how would she feel if she knew that I'm sad about sometimes not seeing them(her moms) or being jealous of Richas? I feel like a bad person. Bagi: Why is the way that Tallulah would feel about this worries you so much? I think what is important is the way you feel and not the way other feel about this. Em: I don't want her to see me as dramatic when she had it way worse than me? Bagi: You can't compare people's feelings, Empanada. It is not because someone suffered a lot that they have the right to say that the other cannot suffer for something less serious than their suffering. She cannot do that, she can't say her suffering is worst…[interrupted by Asuna barking] Bagi: It is the same thing with my suffering, I spend 10 years without seeing my brother but I know that in these 10 years he also suffered and it's not a competition of "who suffere more?". Even because, both carry weights that only they both know how much they suffered. I don't know much what to say about it is okay to feel jealous, or to be a little sad sometimes. But life is like that. I think we have good and bad days. There is something really important that you should always remember, Empanada, if all your days would be good you would never know that they were actually being good when you don't have the bad days to measure. Em: I feel like it was only bad(days) lately. Sorry, I don't know, this sucks, I feel like I have been getting jealous so much. Bagi: You definitely inherited the jealous side of your mother Tina. Em: When you ignored my bubbles I wanted to ask if you want to learn Create together but I felt like I'm not good enough 'cause others are so much better, like Rámon or Dapper. They are so cool and I feel like an asshole being jealous. Bagi: [laughs] This is so funny… [Em gets upset and runs to her garden.] Bagi: Em, wait, wait. Bagi: This is so funny to me because if I knew that you wanted to learn together I would not even considered asked Dapper or Rámon for help. [Empanada comes out of her garden] Bagi: Whenever you want to do something I need you to tell me because there are certain thing I can't guess. Em: I didn't know how to tell you… I didn't want to keep asking for stuff. I feel like I keep asking too much. Bagi: But, Empanada, I need you to ask for stuff, because it is the only way that I can know what are you feeling and what you want to do. I would like to be able to read your mind to understand what you want to do, but unfortunatly, I don' have this power and I don't even think I would want this power. [continuation on the repost]
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thepenguisalive7 · 5 months
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You’re so real Roier, that guy has not showered in months 🤢 clip
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letsfluxshitup · 1 year
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this is true cinema
[Video ID: A clip from Slimecicle's stream on April 5th, about 58min in. Charlie is performing a rap lullaby for Juanaflippa, while Phil stands outside. Throughout the clip there is an instrumental in the background that Charlie described as a gunshot inspired trap beat.]
transcript: Charlie, rapping: Its bedtime now so what do we say? Charlie, now talking: Woah woah woahwoahwoah! Dude! Phil: I was given permission by God to kill you. Charlie: Well- hey- Ok. Tell you what- Phil: Juanaflippa I'm sorry- Charlie: Juanaflippa! Fucking take him down! Yeah! You bitch! Here's the bridge! Charlie, rapping: You fucked with Juanaflippa so you got the Glock! Now it's time to fuck! You fucked up! You fucked up, my dude! You shouldn't've given Juanaflipa that 'tude! Yeaaah! Let's go! Let's go, Juanaflippa, you already know! Charlie, talking: Fuck yes, Juanaflippa! That was beautiful!
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kiwioala · 3 months
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Fit: Pac! Tubbo: That was like a sitcom entrance! Pac: Hello! Quackity: Woah, you are looking smooth Pac, what the fuck. Pac: Thank you, thank you so much! You know I'm- I'm looking nice today because today is an important day. Oh, and by the way Fit, [Places down robes] you forgot this yesterday in my house. Quackity: [laughing] What?! Fit: Oh, thank you so much! Quackity: What the fuck, what the fuck? There is no fucking way, there is no fucking way bro, there is no fucking way. Oh my god, there is no fucking way. Fit: You're so good to me Pac, you're so good, you're so good. Quackity: There is no fucking way, there is no fucking way. Are you joking? Are you fucking joking? There's no way this is real, there's no fucking way- and you dry cleaned it??? You fucking dry cleaned it? [Everyone laughing]
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friendzenn · 9 months
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Pac seeing dapper’s 74-page guide
Pac: “Richarlyson, por que o seu irmão construiu uma bíblia?”
trans: Richarlyson, why did your brother build a bible?
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