#quackity i miss the kids

[tomfrogisblue]

It's like a vacuum has sucked all the happiness out of the island. So many players have sort of been existing in an almost trance like state or exploding in frustration. But, there have been players hanging out together or building by themselves, almost like normal. But even as a group is laughing or someone is focusing on their build - something shifts. You see it in each individual person's eyes and hear it in their voice. You see them have the instinct to talk to an egg because they've seen something funny. Or ask them if a new design looks good. Or just you see the moment in their eyes where they remember -

"Our children are gone. I don't know where they are or if they are safe. And, right now, there's nothing I can do about it."

#qsmp #quackity #qsmp lore #qsmp eggs #today was completely miserable #and i miss the eggs i want them back #so suffer with me anyone who sees this #quackity i miss the kids #also lol one of the groups way of coping was literally to keep exploding each other with mines

[illputdownmyrootswhenimdead]

happy birthday king thanks for giving us the funniest mental image for dsmp that one time

#i think about this every day of my life its so funny #especially if you remember that time techno chased quackity and scared the hell out of him. it would be so much funnier if he was A Baby #everyone is scared of this infant #anyway happy birthday technoblade i miss you king #technoblade #technoblade fanart #dream smp #dsmp #nest art #im going to try to draw something else too but i needed to get this out of my brain lol #ctechno being a tiny little guy makes everything in dsmp infinitely funnier. like if hes a kid or a little pig its just so funny #'hes terrifying' hes literally just a little birthday boy

[caramelteaa]

Thinking of two absent fathers on the qsmp

I'm talking about Wilbur and Quackity. I know they can't log on due to being busy irl but I would still call Q a bad dad while refusing to call Wilbur that(without hesitating at least he's an ok dad to me). Wilbur canonically writes letters to Tallulah even if they may have stopped reaching her. He put Tallulah under Phil's care knowing he would take good care of her(especially with her tending to fall behind others). In all the clips I've seen of Quackity and Tilin. Yes, he loves them but there are also so many instances he didn't stop to read her signs, being distracted by other stuff or people, telling him that the adults are talking(no I'm fine with him taking her to drink it's normal on this island). To this day I still wish her custody were given to Roier and Jaiden, growing alongside Bobby, who dislikes Quackity for making her upset

#kinda scared I might get angry q enjoyers my way #but I'm always going to miss her and what we could've had if Tilin and Bobby were siblings in the same household #would she have lived longer? #I don't wanna compare Q and Bad either #Bad streams daily and is good at the game also his kid is absolutely cracked at the mods #you're welcome to provide evidencea of him being good to tilin tho I'm not familiar of his pov so I can be very biased #qsmpblr #qsmp wilbur #qsmp quackity #let me know if I need to tag anything so you can filter this #cuz I don't know if it's bad #calla cackles

[frontflippo]

The eggs might be going away tomorrow but I at least wanted to share my own personal hc before they do.

The eggs change appearance based on how much they’ve imprinted. Like, at first, they’re just regular ol eggs with cosmetics on them. Nothing more, nothing less.

Eventually, they sorta hatch, their shells still very prominently worn on their heads or bodies. Little tails and possibly wings become visible. The kids themselves still look draconic, but they stay hidden inside as best they can.

More time passes and they start opening their shells more, at the most wearing them as sort of hats/helmets. Their faces round out and some of their scales change color to match their parents’ skin tones. Hair-like fur grows from their heads, which their parents style into braids, ponytails, whatever the baby dragon likes.

Once enough time has passed, they fully shed their shells. They look almost human, save for the scales on their face and limbs, as well as their tails and wings and developing horns. They make growls and chirps and purrs, but they communicate through their little signs they keep in their pockets as well as body language.

Tallulah, being a latecomer, still has parts of her shell on her. She wore it during her time alone, hiding away for safety. Now a lot of the shell is gone, only some parts still on her.

Gegg, however, is not a true egg. He still follows the egg to person cycle, but mainly because if he looks more like a human, he might give himself away. Related hc is that q!Charlie looks most human as the form he’s in, so if he mimics anyone or thing else, it’ll be green and goopy instead of solid and proper. So if he tried to mimic q!Quackity (which would already be bad because it’d make him think of Tilín), he’d just be a mini goopy Quackity. Not the best cover. So Gegg stays as a normal egg instead of a dragon to blend in as a younger, unhatched egg.

#qsmp #gegg #q!charlie #q!quackity #q!tallulah #qsmp eggs #headcanon #just something about these kids changing as they grow #are given more love and taught by their parents #just something about it cries #I also like thinking some have horns some don’t #some have wings some don’t #little things #anyway I’m gonna miss these eggs sobs

[ducksbyday]

Brainrotting rn

Headcanon. What if bagera and the QSMP Federation duck are siblings ._.

Bagera used to have a younger sibling, who one day just completely broke of contact with the whole family, seemingly with no reason.

They deleted all their social media, blocked everyone's number and just- dipped.

Bagera found out when she went to her siblings room and there was just.. nothing. All posters had been pulled off the wall and all the little knickknacks the duck had collected over the years were no longer on the shelves. The closet was completely empty. Years went by without any sign of them.

When she and the others crashed on the island and evantually met the Order, she was told about the videos from the federation, presented by a talking duck.

It was only till the announcement of the Precidential elections that she recognised the face.

She never told anyone, afraid that people might no longer trust her. But it knaws at her every day.

#Qsmp #qsmp baghera #quackity smp #I imagine the duck going missing when they were just a kid #Maybe rn they're just barely an adult (like 19 or so) #also maybe they used to be very much an collector #And baghera every now and then just finds old items of their sibling scattered around the island #(also this post is completely unrelated to my previous one okay if they're barely an adult they're not a tumblr sexy man LMAO)

[daisitynook]

i constantly ponder why there is no good dsmp pjo au fan fics do i have to man up i don’t even watch the dsmp anymore and haven’t indulged in pjo in a while but my god i want them tg rn

#pjo au #dsmp #dsmp fusions #i want them #fanfiction #i just need like a good fic for it #also george isn’t a child of aphrodite #stop that #karl maybe #techno is athena’s bb idc i miss him #tommy would be a poseidon kid hello he just is percy jackson #tubbo unpopular opinion maybe an athena kid #wilbur is an apollo kid idc if it’s basic it’s the truth #dream athena kid eat my ass #sapnap ik hephaestus but like ares dare i say dionysus #ranboo is hecate or hear me out team nyx #niki is the the child of iris ong #quackity giving real nemisis vibes #schlatt is always seen as dionysus and i hate to say it but god it’s true #i’m a dionysus bb so this physically hurts #foolish is a zeus kid he’s just silly attractive and dumb #bad phil and like puffy would all be like actual gods idk which ones tho #this is so invigorating to me

[duckmumbo]

epithets (derogatory)

#was reading a dsmp fic #and they were calling quackity 'the duck man' #which alright whatever ill power through the concept is interesting #then tubbo enters #and at first its fine #but in the next chapter #they say his name #then in the very next line he's mentioned #they go 'the kid with the firework scars' #WHY #WE KNOW HE HAS THEM #ITS A STAPLE OF HIS CHARACTER #EVERYONE IN THE SCENE KNOWS HIS NAME #STOP IT PLEASE #and just as bad #'says the man through his missing tooth' for quackity #i will pay money for this to stop please #roy talks

[lunelicmoone]

wow

#quackity #alex quackity #quackity my beloved #haha quackity honey i thought you were gonna send these to me before posting them ^^ the kids miss you

[factorialsotherfandoms]

"Philza, can we be serious for a second?" Fit asks, one day.

"I'm listening." Philza turns, his attention granted once more

"If we ever get off this island, what are we going to do?" The question has been haunting Fit for some time; it is only right he asks one of his closest friends.

"… Go back to where we came from, I suppose." Philza, to his credit, seems melancholnic with the answer.

"But the kids, Phil," Fit's voice tenses on the words. "I can't take Ramon with me - you've seen where I live. I can't take a child there, never again."

"You've changed, mate."

"Philza."

It's not wrong, but its not what Fit wants to talk about. Not in the slightest, or at all - Philza has changed too, after all. For the more vulnerable, in both their cases.

There is silence a moment, before Philza sighs. "I get you," another pause. "I love my hardcore worlds, but… one life and you're dead. It's the thrill of it, it's the beauty of it, I'm sure I could make somewhere safe enough for my eggs, but… they shouldn't have to live in fear of death. Not ever, not any more, never again. Hell, not even Wil lives with me there, and he's an adult. Beautiful as it is its a solo world for a reason, you know?"

"Then you get me."

"Yeah, I get you."

Probably better than anyone else in the worlds.

There's silence again for a few moments, broken only by the sounds of using Phil and Missa's warp as a shortcut to spawn. Fit is quite content to let it sit, to simply know that the problem is shared, that he's not the only person both deseperate to escape and terrified of what that means.

The interruption, however, drives Philza to speak again. "Fit, what do you want to say?"

Does he want to say something else? Fit doesn't know, but assumes Philza must have some idea. "… I'm not sure," he says. "But I think some of the others don't have suitable homes either."

"Do any of them?" Philza replies. "I'm not even sure Wil /has/ a home at this point."

"Right. And the Brazilians. I don't know exactly, but Phil-" Fit pauses, unsure if he should finish that sentence, before deciding to hell with it, Philza will recognise it anyway. "Pac and Mike were using the boat to put distance between them and the law after their past caught up. Dunno about the others, but can't imagine its great if they shared a boat together."

Philza whistles, clearly not surprised. If anything, slightly impressed - FIt could always trust him with that. "Guess its a habit of theirs."

"I'm serious, Philza." Fit reminds him.

"No same," Philza gestures a bit. "I don't know them like you do, but Pac and Mike... They deserve a chance, let alone Richarlyson."

So do all the children, Fit doesn't say. He's done crimes enough against children before.

Philza waits, and when Fit doesn't continue, does so himself, "I don't know much about the French before they came here, or Foolish, but Bad was already working multiple part time jobs, and if he had a home it wasn't best suited to a kid."

"Vegetta? Missa?" Fit asks. "Does Quackity have somewhere to go maybe?"

"Dunno about most. Missa's a bit like Wil, though," Philza smiles softly at the thought, before it turns a little sadder. "Never stays anywhere very long, and with the skeleton thing and his reaction to this shack… pretty sure it's not by /choice/ he's doing the travelling musician act. Wil at least has somewhere to return to, Missa nearly burst into tears at four walls made of fences and a cheap roof."

"Well shit."

"Definitely can't take Missa to hardcore, either," Philza continues the thought. "I could make an area safe for Tallulah. Missa? He'd die as soon as I looked away from him and I /can't/ loose him. Not now."

"Travelling musicians, ex-cons, men who live alone without any contact, old hands in an eternal wasteland... The Feds clearly picked people who wouldn't be missed," Fit frowns a little, struggling to think of anyone who bucks that trend.

Philza doesn't reply to that. Fit doesn't think it too odd but, after he doesn't respond for a while, he looks over. There's a clear look on Philza's face, one that has ended empires and built others anew.

"Philza?"

"I do have… a bit of a plan. Not a lot of one. But I've been thinking."

"Thinking, eh? Using that beautiful brain of yours?" Fit doesn't know if he should be terrified or excited, and so falls back on the oldest trick in the book - flirting.

"Oh shut up big boy," Philza waves one dismissive hand. "But, yeah. I'm pretty sure, if we could get out of here, I could manage to find some place uninhabited. A new island or world. Whitelist it just to us islanders and the eggs, maybe people's partners from elsewhere. Infinite lives, an empty but open world… Somewhere just for us. All of us."

"It'd be a lot of work, starting again from nothing. Can you even support this many people? I know there's your worlds, but it'd be a lot..." Fit wants to be excited, wants to see some hope in this tunnel - somewhere safe for him and his kid, somewhere to retire to. Maybe make trips back to the wasteland, but no longer live there. Never live there again.

"I can't talk to her here, not easily, but I bet Kristin would be willing to support it. I've heard a few other people have ties to gods, too, which would help. Not sure which, but once we /have/ a plan asking is easier." Philza muses a bit as he talks. "We discussed it once, before, for another group. Smaller than this, but with help... I reckon it'd work. Even if not, I could hold it together long enough for someone to make a better plan."

"Sounds nice. Too nice," is all Fit can really say.

"I've never wanted it before," Philza sighs with the words. "I was happy just with my solo worlds, but… I don't think i could loose this - everyone - now I've had them."

"Just like I cant leave Ramon."

"Exactly. We've got families now."

"Look at us, getting old and sentimental."

"Oh piss off mate you started it."

"I know, I know." Fit laughs, because what can he do but laugh in the end.

Philza has a plan, and Fit is included in it. It will work, or it will fail, and there's nothing they can do about it.

It's a pipe dream, anyway; they'd have to get off the island first, and Fit's pretty sure that won't be possible in his lifetime. The best he can do is enjoy what he has for the time it lasts, and leave worrying to people better suited to it.

If only the Federations would let them have their fun.

#qsmp fanfic #qsmp fitmc #qsmp philza #scribbled the dialogue out at like 1am #added the rest 12 hours later #I feel like a lot of small groups have similar discussions over time #worlds be nebulous etc

[tomfrogisblue]

With the black concrete being removed, N.I.N.H.O being repaired, all of Roier's million photoshop waterframes being put back, Tubbos extensive factories being further expanded, Fit's gym adding a yoga studio, people once again waiting after the gentle thump of a wooden sign to read the words...

It finally kinda feels like we're home.

#it is early and i am emotional dont mind me #never been so happy to see cursed photoshopped images of various minecrafters in my life #morning crew is back together and tubbo is again suffering over hideduo - what could be better? #now if only cellbit could stop being dramatic and open the qsmp launcher to talk to his husband /j #who am i kidding cellbit is incapapble of not being dramatic #qsmp #qsmp lore #quackity #qsmp eggs #i missed all this so much #pssst the rest of the “missing” island members - plz come backkkkk (only when you're ready - we respect breaks and boundaries in this house)

[enderwoah]

no you literally don't understand if anything happens to tallulah i will literally start my joker arc. nobody will be making it out alive. she's so full of love and loneliness and the moment someone (and not just anyone; her dad, her real life dad!) showed up for her she showed just how much she could give. she loves music and taught herself how to play the flute. she's trying to teach wilbur spanish slowly. she disappeared into hiding to see if wilbur would immediately abandon her and came back after wilbur sat and played her a song on the guitar. wilbur started off saying he wasn't fit to be a parent and then instantly went into a panic when she went missing. she's okay with only having one parent so long as the both of them are happy. wilbur is the kind of parent that keeps sentimental items from the moment the kid starts breathing; their entire area is full of signs that tallulah put down that hit him particularly hard. wilbur is so attached to her that he's scaring himself. he loves so much he almost cried about three times. tallulah has a lot of love to give, in her own words. she asked for wilbur to play her a song and wilbur played the same song he used to find her earlier. wilbur basically echoed exactly what charlie said by saying that if anything happened to tallulah he would go on a warpath. he said he completely understands how quackity feels about tilin. she found boots somewhere and wilbur said she was dripped out. they fished together. tallulah has the nicest disposition and most even temper out of, like, almost if not all the eggs on the server. despite wilbur showing obvious distaste and quckity obviously being very annoyed, she still took the time to say that q was funny. wilbur didn't shut down her opinion even though he was mad at q and instead played it off with a silly joke. like its not even funny if anything happens to either of them the hellfire i will rain down upon that server will be literally unheard of mark my words

#im literally insane about a set of pixels #i need to make a post about how this has to be triggering some deeprooted human instinct in us #expecially the ccs #bc theyre all so genuinely attached to these eggs and get GENUINELY sad when they die #something is up. #/nsrs #qsmp #wilbur soot #qsmp tallulah #quackity #charlie slimecicle #god i love them so much #enderwhat

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Obssesed with figuring out how the eggs feel about eachother based on the times we can see them interact by themselves in the background.

• Tallulah and Chayanne the absolute beloveds. They are 100% eachothers favorite, no questions asked. So many gifts and lil inside jokes and playing together. Chayanne will destroy an entire army for her and Tallulah is all flowers and sunshine until someone threatens him and then she is the "hold my flower" meme.

• Bobby and Tilín were like those kids who you see fighting in the park, but 10 minutes later they are acting like they are the best of friends in the world. (And then 10 minutes later they are fighting again.)

• Ramon and Chayanne, the ultimate adrenaline bros. Climbing stuff to do water bucket clutches and going into dungeons and running ahead to kill stuff. Very rough and tumble kind of kids.

• Ramon, Dapper and Chayanne aka Tantrum Trio aka Tallulah Protection Squad aka The Quackity Haters.

• The only way Bobby can interact with the other eggs is by being The Most Annoying. A physical representation of "oh, you little shit".

• JuanaFlippa and Tilin. Best friends gone too soon. Fighting tooth and nail in their respective afterlives to find eachother.

• Most recently, Tallulah and Richarlyson. Tallulah is very much enjoying the "IM NOT THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE :0!" life. Took him under her musical wing and is very happy to have someone who she can teach stuff to.

• Bobby and Richarlyson, annoyance at first sight, will beat eachother up if given the chance.

• And they all side eye Gegg.

Very much missing out on stuff from other POVs but what little I have makes my heart all fuzzy, these kids are so freaking cute.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp bobby #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp tilín #qsmp tilin #qsmp juanaflippa #qsmp dapper #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp ramon #qsmpblr

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Someone who I really wish would play a little more is– I'm going to say it: it's Luzu. Because Luzu – I was in a past server with Luzu called Karmaland, which Vegetta owns – and we did some crazy ass stories. [...] I would definitely love to do more stuff with Luzu, you know? [...] His thing is the time zones, though. Which makes sense, 'cuz he's like 60.

Foolish: Is he more of an early bird?

Quackity: No, he's like 60. He's 60. He sleeps early, wakes up early. That kind of like, BS. He's like, "Oh, I have a kid to take care of." It's like, "So?"

Foolish: Tell the kid to grow up!

Quackity: That's like a hobby. [Laughs] That's like a hobby, bro, that's like fcking–

Foolish: Just kick the kid out.

Quackity: Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you told Ollie [Luzu's son] to fcking– to just grow up, he would.

[ Full transcript ↓ ]

Quackity: Someone who I really wish would play a little more is– I'm going to say it: it's Luzu. Because Luzu – I was in a past server with Luzu called Karmaland, which Vegetta owns – and we did some crazy ass stories because– Ok, so the thing with Karmaland and the problem with Karmaland was that every.

Foolish: The problem with Karmaland!

Quackity: –was that everyone were Spaniards. Everyone was Spaniards. Everyone from Spain, they all had Spain timezone.

Foolish: And that's a problem

Quackity: So I would always start streaming at, like, 5 pm, and all the people from Spain would be asleep. Everyone from Spain would be asleep. So, it was just me doing content, and occasionally, it'd be with Luzu, and I miss that a lot. You know, Luzu– the reason he doesn't play on QSMP as much is because of timezone, so that is literal fcking revenge. That is revenge because Luzu had a fun time being Spaniard and making sure that when I connected late times in Karmaland, there would be no one! Well, guess now– guess what now, Luzu? You wake up at fcking six in the morning– [in a sad crying voice] –and if you ever want to come back, I'll fcking log in for you. No, I'm kidding. But I think- I think– no, I would definitely love to do more stuff with Luzu, you know?

Foolish: Yeah.

Tina: I wanna meet him.

Quackity: His thing is the time zones, though. Which makes sense, 'cuz he's like 60.

Foolish: Is he more of an early bird?

Quackity: No, he's like 60. He's 60. He sleeps early, wakes up early. That kind of like, bullsht. He's like, "Oh, I have a kid to take care of." It's like, "So?"

Foolish: Tell the kid to grow up!

Quackity: That's like a hobby. [Laughs] That's like a hobby, bro, that's like fcking–

Foolish: Just kick the kid out.

Quackity: Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you told Ollie [Luzu's son] to fcking– to just grow up, he would.

Foolish: Yeah, absolutely.

Quackity: That's a horrible question. That really hurt my feelings. OK, Foolish: you have to ask a question now.

#Quackity #LuzuVlogs #Karmaland #QSMP #Beanie duo #Luzu #FALLS TO MY HANDS AND KNEES #I MISS LUZU SO FRICKIN MUCH MAN #YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA #YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AMAZING HE IS #HIS CHARACTER IS INCREDIBLE #THE STORY HE AND QUACKITY WROTE IN KARMALAND CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY #Ok. I got it out of my system. I'm normal again (lying) #For real though... I'll always be so devastated that English fans don't know more about Karmaland #frick it. I'm gonna dig up some clips myself

[toxic3mmy]

I’m having a bad case of baby fever since I’m ovulating hard and I need fic of quackity with gf who’s ovulating like crazy and who’s begging for a baby

ooo baby fever!!! the only person in the world that i would ever want a baby w is alex😞😞 but yes, i got u my lovely <33 thx for the request

[also it cane out a bit diff than what u asked for im sorryyyy!! dont hate me bbg💔💔]

prompt: alex dealing with a baby fever filled gf

no smut but mentions of it ofc!!

everywhere you look, there’s babies. on tv commercials, at your job, even at the grocery store there’s always a baby who won’t stop smiling and cooing your way.

and who would make a cute baby? alex, your boyfriend, that’s who!

he has sparkling honey brown eyes with dark lashes framing them perfectly. his fair skin that has freckles and beautiful face moles. and his hair! he has a full head of hair that would look absolutely perfect on a sweet little baby.

lately, on your free time, you were indulging in this want and need and desire for a baby of your own. you were sneakily watching mommy and baby vlogs. you loved seeing their belly grow and their journey through their pregnancy. you even subscribed yourself to a baby magazine and it was what you looked forward to every time you checked your mail.

but you hid all of this from alex. you knew he probably wouldn’t understand. just how most men don’t understand why women obsessed over weddings and wedding planning. it also didn’t help that you were definitely ovulating.

and right now, you were sat listening to your boyfriend going on about his day. well, not really listening. more like admiring him and imagining him as a father and wow did that turn you on.

“what about you? how was your day?” alex asked suddenly

“oh, you know, i mostly just did my online coursework and cleaned the house a bit. i’ve been bored since you went out..” you said, trying to be inconspicuous

“trust me, i missed you too. now let’s eat. the food you made smells amazing” alex said, getting up to serve himself a plate

he served two plates of food, one for you and one for him. the two of you ate in mostly silence, with casual conversation here and there. once you finished eating, alex offered to wash the dishes since you did the cooking.

you sneakily pulled out your phone and scrolled through your pinterest. of course, you had baby related posts all over your feed and you loved it.

“babe.. this sponge sucks. where are the new ones we got the other day?” your boyfriend asked

“should be in the drawer next to the stove” you absentmindedly responded, eyes glued to your phone

alex opened the drawer and found your stash of baby magazines. he wasn’t blind, he knew what you had been obsessing over lately. this was the perfect time to bring it up. so he grabbed a sponge and washed the dishes. after drying his hands, he turned to face you.

“so… you’ve only been studying all day huh?” alex smirked, holding up one of your prized magazines

your eyes widened. you were at a loss for words.

“i-i uh… my sister is pregnant and um she sent me those to help her pick stuff out and—”

“hmm, addressed to our home to ms. y/n” alex interrupted

“do you think i don’t know by now? i see the way you’ve been looking at anything baby related online. i know you always volunteer to do the grocery shopping just for the chance of running into some mother with a baby… my question here is, why hide it?”

“i didn’t think you’d understand… i know how guys get when their girlfriends start talking about babies and i don’t know. i didn’t want to upset you. i didn’t want to make things weird between us..” you explained softly, expecting alex to get upset

he walked closer to where you were sitting and tucked your hair behind your ear gently.

“i could never be upset with you princesa. you don’t have to hide things like this from me. you know i love kids just as much as you do” he reassured you

you nodded sadly, still feeling a sense of guilt.

“why don’t we start trying?”

your eyes lit up and a huge grin was etched onto your face.

“you really mean it?” you asked and alex nodded with a smile on his face

“i would just adore having a little munchkin running around here. i think you’d be a spectacular mother y/n. i can just imagine them having your big ‘ol eyes and your pretty lips” he caressed your face sweetly

“and your gorgeous freckles… oh my god alex! we would have the most adorable baby in the whole wide world! do you actually want to start trying?”

“yes i do, princesa. we’re in a good place financially and also in a healthy place in our relationship. i wouldn’t want to have a baby with anyone else but you” he smiled

“you’re going to be such an amazing dad. you don’t know how much i’ve daydreamed about you holding our baby in your strong sexy arms. the way you would be super protective over them. i just know you’d have our baby on your chest at all times. you’re so innocent and precious and so so good with kids alex. you are definitely daddy material” you stood from your seat and reached out to hold his hand

“also.. i may or may not pay attention to your ovulation period…” he said seductively

“what?! why? you’re a weirdo!” you teased him

“no! i mean i pay attention to when you write those notes on our calendar! you freak” alex was red in the face and you couldn’t help but laugh at his flustered expression

while you were too busy laughing, he suddenly stood up and pushed you against the wall nearby, trapping you there.

“you’re probably really sensitive right now, aren’t you?” his voice came out in a darker tone

“m-maybe…”

“let me make love to you, princesa. quiero impregnarte ahora mismo. quiero que me sientes y que sientes que te hago la mama de mis hijos chula…” he said, making sure to kiss your neck while he spoke

all you could do was nod. his words alone made you so wet and needy for him already.

“i’ll make sure that after tonight, you’ll definitely become a mother” he smirked, dragging you to your shared bedroom

#alex quackity #alexis quackity #quackity #quackity x reader #quackity x y/n #quackity fanfic

[firesnap]

Man, okay, like I do think Wilbur's best RP monologue is still the are we the bad guys one from who are you go away BUT the best group RP moment he's ever had was still that scene in the button room with Quackity and Tommy from the speedy post-festival stream. Like Quackity getting to see The Horrors of how far Wilbur had collapsed right after he'd chosen to align himself with c!Crime? AndTommy just wanting to keep Wilbur safe and fix things when it was clearly well beyond what you could expect from some kid? And Wilbur just giving in to the fact that it wasn't about punishing Schlatt or winning anything back, but ending things? Marvelous. Will always be famous.

Actually, when you consider one of the other best RP streams Wilbur had was the custody battle stream in Las Nevadas you see a comforting pattern...

Need him doing some unhinged RP with Tommy or Quackity again soon. I miss it. Charlie's fun, and he and Wilbur are hilarious, but I think they distract each other and do a bit too much "and then" to really get into some super juicy dramatic stuff together. Phil is stepping up and really growing with his RP, but it's not really the same if you get what I mean. Need some RP with people who get as unhinged about the drama of it all as Wilbur.

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El Mariana killed JuanaFlippa... again

And that left me thinking.

Warning: Long post (as always)

It's clear that Mariana is super clumsy both in game and IRL .

I don't know if you guys know that Mariana has a dog called Tilín in real life (yes, the same name as Quackity's egg). The thing is... Mariana's mother has been taking care of his pet because he's just not prepared for taking care of a living being (that dude can barely take care of himself).

As Mariana told Charlie when they had that wholesome conversation months ago: He's a fucking kid.

(he literally said that to Charlie when they where talking about Charlie living alone already: "I'm a fucking kid")

So when Juanaflippa was misclicked by Mariana I was not that surprised honestly and a few days ago, when he literally received a Juanaflippa figurine gifted by a fan IRL and he dropped it after 10 seconds first I laughed and then I thought about something in terms of the QSMP Lore.

The whole egg thing started as a way to unite the first habitants of the island (Spanish and English speakers) but think about it:

Not only they had to find a way to understand each other but they also we're thrown into parenthood without a notice.

If we think about Slimecicle and Mariana in terms of lore everything is just super sad. It's clear that none of them were prepared for such responsibility but I think especially Mariana was not prepared for fatherhood (like on real life lol). Both of them loved Juana so much but Mariana was an inestable factor in that dynamic honestly.

I like to think that Slimecicle is more mature than Mariana (same as in real life, it seems like Charlie is much more mature than Osvaldo, not saying that Valdo is immature, I'm saying that it seems like Charlie is more "adult" than Valdo). So I think deep down q!Slimecicle understands how everything was difficult for Mariana and that's why in his birthday he wished not only for Juana to be there, he also wished for Mariana to be there. I think he understands that everything was just so unfortunate and I can imagine he also empathizes with Mari because he also killed a child by accident. It's clear that he misses Mariana and that even though he doesn't miss a chance to call Mariana "bitch" all of his insults towards Mariana are full of sadness.

At the end of the day this all reminds us all that parenthood is more difficult than people make it seem to be.

Now that Juana (or maybe Code! Juanaflippa) is back I can imagine some scenarios where Mariana is of course happy to see his child but at the same time scared of making the same mistake again.

PS: All of this "Young parenthood mistakes" going on with Slimeriana is such fanfiction material honestly.

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