#recipt

[nexthlive]

#tomatotartine #food #godchef #tomato #recipt

[is-on-its-way]

Another happy little headcanon

Mulder writes poetry. There I said it.

#Youre telling me a boy who went to Oxford and wears his heart on his sleeve and had sex in cemeteries never wrote a single goddamn poem? #Mulder is I write poems occasionally coded #Hes never shown them to anyone #But theyre written on like napkins and recipts and loose bits of paper strewn throughout his apartment and research notes. #Scully maybe finds one but never mentions it to him #Happy little headcanon #Txf #x files #msr #mulder and scully

[dykeluc]

shoutout to the time on genshin someone said I was "kaeya irl" since I'm adopted and a diluc fan.. They then called me a "tsundere brother lover" and made incestuous jokes about how it's ok for me to fuck my family..

#genshin impact #adoptee #ragbros #i have recipts #Dont feel like showing them their on my tiktok that i use to tell kelucs to shut up

[chiptrillino]

What if Zuko had a temporary golden tooth cause no one thought that was still a baby tooth and then when the real tooth comes in and pushes the gold one out, Sokka/the crew is now on a mission to "acquire" it too

-corrects time line soley for zuko's tooth, and sokka lovingly being teased by the crew- well... the tooth was broken. zuko got a golden crown for it! but now it was pointless because the new tooth grew out. jee had the honor to get the last wiggley bit out by carefully attaching a string to it and jamming a door shut! (it was as satesfying as cracking your knuckles)

but now zuko as ha shiny tooth, and sokka just has this old normal tooth. and no hakoda you don't understand we really really really need to get the shiny one out of principle!

bato: look at sokka here! can you truly say no to this face? to these precious blue eyes filling with tears, saltier then the ocean. we can't let the Fire Nation win this!

its like playing capture the flag!

#chip!ask #tooth!au #thank you erisenyo! #the adults are aware to stay mostly out of it. but hey two kids on a boat with no friends around their age. #the options are limited! #and the boys after such an eventfull day are vary sleepy and burned all energy off and sleep well and restfull in the night #hakoda: this is some vary good tea #iroh: my thank you! its the only thing that can put my nephew to sleep want the recipt?

[phantomcomet]

"If you'd like to leave a message, we'll call you back. If not, please hold."<- the devil fucking talking. They'll never call back. I'll hold. I'll hold this ground like it's my last fucking stand and I'm staring down an army coming to rob me of my life's savings. I'll die on hold. Do you hear me, "this call may be recorded for quality ensurance"? I'll fucking die before i cede this ground!

#for context: they're trying to say i didn't pay a bill that I have a recipt and credit card statement saying i did #i can't prove their full of shit if they never actuallly talk to me lol #i am mildly annoyed lol

[twopoppies]

heyyy so i have a little story to lighten the mood hopefully.

i’m a videographer for an acting school on the east coast. it’s a pretty successful school and sometimes when they host events some pretty famous actors/directors/editors come by. a few months ago we held a demo reel event basically where all the actors from the school were shooting demos and getting advice from our teachers and whatnot. augustine frizzell was there (she is a director/writer) for euphoria. i was filming the demos so i couldn’t really just stop working and talk to her, but i knew who she was bc everyone was talking about the fact that she was there. but when i had a little break from filming she came up to me and complimented my shirt. i was wearing a love on tour shirt and she said “i see you like harry styles… he and louis are lovely” and i was like caught off guard because where did louis come from? but i just smiled and said something like “yeah i love them both!” bc i didn’t wanna make it awkward. and i know there’s always been the rumor that harry was completely aware of the larry scene in euphoria but this kinda sold me on that for sure. also just being in this industry there is absolutely no way they could’ve released that scene without some sort of okay from h&l or their teams… but yeah that’s basically it. i just find it so cute when people always immediately associate harry and louis together.

Hi darling. Thank you for this. I believe Augustine Frizzel was the director/co-executive producer of a number of the Euphoria episodes, including the one that included the Larry fic animation.

Legally, they could have released that scene without any approval, but I do hope they got it, regardless.

I’d love this to be true, but… as with all receipts, a grain of salt applies since I can’t verify it.

#2019 Larry receipts #euphoria #larry recipts

[anylemontrees]

when i was 16 i read Shiver by Maggie Steifvater and decided to base my entire personality around sam and it changed the trajectory of my life

#shiver #linger #the wolves of mercy falls #sam #grace #maggie stiefvater #LIKE HIS PAPER CRANES OUT OF RECIPTS I STILL THINK ABOUT IT #do i want to be him or be with him who knows

[official-rugi]

Doodles of Star and Armando from work!

#i LOVE drawing on recipt paper #ma doodles #GJS #theyre also just in my brain atm

[charonte-simi]

Accidentally on purpose stealing from Walmart when the scanner at the self checkout malfunctioned and the big box of tea I grabbed didn't get rung up. You can literally just walk straight out the door with stuff if you act confident enough and I really need to do that more often

#one of these days ill just head out with a full bag and not pay for a single thing #i tend to buy the same thing every week so if i just keep a recipt i can flash that if someone asks and ill be good #i usually just hide small things under the flap in my bag but theres only so much i can put there #but im realizing thats not even necessary #i just kinda need to grow a pair and shoplift like a real man tm #simi speaks

[jihyoruri]

Can you and sunny stop flirting on the TL? TY 💜

WHATTTT I WOULD NEVRT FLIRT WITH THAT GAY I AM STRAIGHT GUYS PLEASE BELIVE ME

#ANY PROOF OR RECIPTS THAT YOU HAVE I WAS POSSESSED GUYS BY SUNNY

[delusional-mishaps]

when some other motherfucker is trying to flirt with your bitch

#THE CAPTION MADE ME CACKLE #anyway error did NOT make it to flirt........ (blatant lie) #anyway theyre in love and they made out for four minutes and twelve seconds EXACT after #anyway fun fact he is One Foot Shorter than me :) so he reaches like. #top of ribs???? i guess?? #i sidnt draw him that small because it looked silly.... #i initially drew this on a recipt at work but it. looked like shit cuz i folded it into my pocket LMFAO #REAL TAGS -> #my art #cross beloved #jesters art #cross sans #cross #self insert #should i make a self ship tag??? #like... #cross x jet #.... yea... :) #im in love with them im sorry #idk how to tag so ill just. stop.

[kingofthe-great-escape]

Calls made June 28, 2023

He could have stopped when Sky called the Pizza place the other day and told them he was getting a protective order, but then it would have been clear who it was. But honestly that works out, considering the extra day of harassment gave Sky the time to prove it.

If he didn't call from this number, Sky wouldn't have had it. A series of Google voice numbers and what I assume is his new NH number and *67 for over a month.

He's already spinning it and trying to make Sky look like the bad guy so here's the proof.

He wants people to believe his numbers being spoofed. Spoofed and blocked? Why would someone trying to start shit spoof a number and block it too? Wouldn't they want the number to show up? I dont even know if thats possible. Weird that it appears to mostly be the hours right before he has to go to work. Or all day yesterday from that work line. Guess Sky spooked him when he called him out.

Does he talk to these guys from his new number? Or call them from the unlisted outgoing line at his job? How would they get it?

He's right someone is spoofing numbers, yours. In an attempt to get me to call you and start shit? I don't know the end goal there.

Did you tell him about what happened to you in 2018? I bet it was him doing that anyway and wow isn't it convenient how understanding you would be about all the weird things happening since he's done this to you before.

#recipts

[eatember]

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#not me just realizing that disability income IS actually adjusted for inflation every year #like you know that discussion with boomers anout how much college costs now? #and how #with inflation #college should cost less but it's many many times more expensive that inflation can possibly justify? #and the post w the old taco bell recipts #and the post about what housing and rent should cost with inflation but don't #we get like. 800 a month. #like it's still low. #but i think with the normal rate of inflation like. were we SUPPOSED to be able to live on 800 a month??? #was like...1k a reasonable predicted living wage and things are just That artificially inflated?? #like it would still be a low wage. but still.

[sab-teraa]

Cyril is just talking BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS 😭😭😭

#don’t lie ??? what do you mean we got over a TRILLION rand investment in the last year #pls cyril I need recipts 😭 #we don’t even have electricity

[asthevermincrawls]

gerard way is just yassified billy corgan

#recipts to follow #a.txt

[scottishstoner]

This new “relationship” with my coworker guy is pissing me off he’s totally bizarre sending mixed signals sometimes but being so sweet in real life and when we go out or are at his flat…. At work he’s a different person and he likes to pick fights about stupid shit and he’s scared of commitment so we weren’t labelling things taking it slow (which I prefer to go with it not label it until I’m ready and he is) but we both don’t want to see other people, he’s a gentleman and we have messed around but nothing all the way but now I feel like he isn’t with it with the upset he’s causing me even if he says he feels strongly for me and it isn’t even like he’s using me either….he’s just confused as he’s never been with anyone before (he’s 26 I’m 28) and it’s all new to him and he’s going through a lot in life but so am I and he says some rude things sometimes and I just don’t know if he’s worth this shit but I hate that I still have feelings for him but I might have to forget him because of everything and it just hurts so much

#I also am moving jobs when I find another coz the people at that workplace hotel restaurant are toxic as fuck man #sn staff recently have been weird to me coz apparently one girl liked him first like sorry should’ve made ur move then or told me #work #personal #my ​love life #at work he gets so weird coz people say things about us and I said it’s like ur ashamed (waiting on replt he’s working rn I called in sick) #only coz I legit couldn’t sleep and worked until 11:30pm last night and wanted me in at 8am #but they had me work 2am before and was in at 6am that’s ILLEGAL here🤌🏻 #then staff make up shit to make me look bad and I got into shit when it wasn’t me!!! fuck sake #the gm he’s the only one who knows I’m great at my job but I cannot work with people or under managers like this who are toxic anyway #and unorganised #long story #I also got told I never done my job right oh yeah ? is that why u praise me? and u get great trip advisor reviews naming ME ?? #I have never been so insulted honestly coz I know for a fat I am great at waitressing … and I forgot to put ONE order though when it was #a lunch rush and I was THE ONLY waitress on the floor like?? I also fixed it 15 mins later like #also lying saying I don’t take payment oh that’s BULLSHIT #GONLOOK AT RHE RECIPTS HSLF OF THEM HAVE MT NAME SS RHE SEEVER AT THE BOTTOM FUCK OFF