#remember no russian

[hookedonvillains]

Here some screencaps and GIFs of Julian (Vladimir Makarov) and Nikolai (Andrei Nolan) on CoD: MWIII The Lobby trailer

When I rewatched this trailer and be like, 'oh who the handsome boys who turned into the REAL evil Russian men pose the great menace to everyone? It's the actors who brought the same Russians into a real-life.' Like I said before both men are incredibly played despite their different descents are hail from,I mean,Kostov is a actor of Bulgarian descent from Varna,Bulgaria,and Nikolaeff is also a actor of Russian-Ukrainian descent from Melbourne,Australia... they are both amazing face models,they did nothing wrong,JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE,YOU FUCKING FUCK!! I dare to say something to haters in Russian: "Пошёл ты нахуй,пошли вы все нахуй,блять."

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 3 #cod mw3 #cod mwiii #modern warfare 3 #cod makarov #cod nolan #vladimir makarov #andrei nolan #julian kostov #nikolai nikolaeff #konni group #remember no russian #i would rather die because of villains than to stay alive #i adore them so much #mw3 #mwiii

[hamletthedane]

Americans: If anybody is telling you not to vote or to not vote Democrat on tumblr in the next few weeks, just assume they’re bots trying to throw the election.

register to vote

#us election #ampol #uspol #i just remember getting SLAMMED for telling ppl to go vote bc ‘that’s not enough!’ #then I found out 90% of the ‘people’ saying that were Russian bots #scary

[haywirecompass]

whoever the fuck i saw saying "i can't stand english bitching because they're so complacent" and whoever else thinks we're not doing enough i'd like to invite you to DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.

a law was recently passed that deemed any kind of protesting as disruptive and able to be punished by the police, alongside giving the police more power.

we all watched the police storm the PEACEFUL VIGIL for sarah everard - a woman raped and murdered by a police officer.

PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY BEING ARRESTED FOR OUTWARDLY EXPRESSING ANY SORT OF DISPLEASURE WITH THE MONARCHY.

A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR HOLDING UP A SIGN. JUST HOLDING IT.

PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED FOR BOOING.

everything in britain has been put to a standstill. hospital appointments have been cancelled. funerals have been cancelled. we can't do anything about it.

many of us will be unable to pay our energy bills this winter. we will freeze. we will starve.

it has been demonstrated to us time and time and time again that protests simply make people talk about how we were protesting and never why. and now the police has increased power to punish us for any public opinion that they don't like.

we have been under tory rule for 12 years. 12 years of the same people - hey americans, can you imagine that?

we are tired, no, we are exhausted. we are struggling. we are scared. and it has been made clear to us that our government does not care.

so fucking forgive us if we're putting our own survival over the opinions of americans (and other non-brits but americans are the worst) online who expect us to learn everything about their politics and their country and don't put in an ounce of effort to learn about ours.

#y'all remember trying to pressure russians to protest against their government? #when they literally cannot? #yeah #fuck off #uk politics #don't fucking comment on our country and how things work if you don't have the slightest idea how it works #also don't? tell us what to do? we could just as easily be like #why are americans complaining about abortion just protest and fix it #yeah not that fucking easy is it #absolute fucking idiots

[julibernardo]

#it's also important to remember those who were equally heroic but less lucky and didn't get a chance to get out of mariupol #Mantas Kvedaravičius #mariupol #russian war crimes #russian war on ukraine

[cod-dump]

*Price and Graves coming back home after Graves picked up Price from the airport*

Price: Why is Nik pouting?

Graves: I put on a animal documentary for him to watch then I went and took a nap so I could pick you up earlier

Price:

Graves: It took him three hours before he realized I put it on to distract him so I could sleep in peace

Nik, from the living room: I’M YOUR PARTNER NOT A TODDLER

Price: Why didn’t I think of doing that before? Could’ve gotten so much done without a certain distraction

Nik: JOHN

#nik is going to pack a rucksack and run away to laswell’s #but he’ll be back home for dinner #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #cod nikolai #john price #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves #remember to gently bully your russian arms dealer or they will feel unloved

[meirimerens]

went to the hole in the earth and while all the girls knew you they thought of you as annoying, cynical, and generally an unpleasant woman to be around

#burakhovskaya #blood / #nonsexual nudity / #<- all you're getting #first actual image of diana and artem[is/ida/iya] together and it had to be a joke. my whimsy. #diana dankovskaya #artemiya burakh #artemida burakh #i'm still literally deciding on whether i pick artemis or artemida (russian spelling) or artemiya so. multitasking #rule 63 #<- i'm using that to remember myself even though i don't think it's in use anymore. oh well. i have fond deviantart memory of it. ...mostly

[yardsards]

i just made possibly the weirdest 40 dollars of my entire life

so my landlord died recently and his son inherited everything all of a sudden. and there's this huge storage shed out behind my apartment building that the dude's been cleaning out the past few weeks

and i was taking my cat out for a walk and i see him there and we start shootin' the shit. and he's like "yeah, i locked my keys in the shed, don't know what i'm gonna do now. i'm gonna replace the doors soon anyway but i'm not sure how to break in"

and my cat decides it's time to go back inside so i grab my lockpick set and go out there and i tell him i can try to jimmy the lock open, but i'm only experienced with padlocks.

then i realize i probably sound like a criminal. but telling him the real reason i taught myself this (being a d&d nerd and also briefly getting into lockpickinglawyer's videos) sounds fake as FUCK. so i decide i need to make up a lie that sounds more believable than the truth. tell him my dad had really bad adhd and lost his keys to the barn a lot (that is true) and that he taught himself how to pick locks to let himself in and passed that down to me (that is false)

so i start picking the lock and it takes a few tries. i've only practiced on one lock so it's hard to get a feel for a new one, especially a (mildly rusty) door lock like that. but i eventually get it and we get the door to open.

and he starts thanking me a ton and telling me how cool it is that i could do that. and i just accept the praise, feeling glad that i got to make someone's day better. and then he hands me 40 bucks because "a locksmith would've charged me way more than that, and probably not been able to come til tomorrow"

#eliot posts #this sounds like an everybody clapped fake story but no sometimes life is just that fuckin bizarre #i own a cloak and can pick locks #you'd think i was and rpg character but no #i am just actually autistic #then again lbr lots of rpg characters are ALSO hella autistic #do you remember those old ''in soviet russia''/russian reversal memes? #in soviet russia landlord pays you

[ink-the-artist]

forgive me if you've been asked this before or if its annoying, but how did you learn to use colored pencils like that? your art is so special to me.

ty :) I took an art class for a few years where our teacher had us buy prismacolor pencils as one of the art supplies and had us use them kinda like paints, pressing down hard right away and blending the colors together. its not how youre supposed to use them she was just trying to teach us to use color and ig this was more to the point. I picked them up again years after i stopped going to that class just bc they were there and i wanted to play around w them a bit and ended up actually enjoying it when doing it on my own terms lol

#it was a weird class #it was just this russian lady doing private lessons in her house that my mom learned about somehow #I did NOT like those classes all we did was still life and they were hours long which is esp rough when im in high school and busy #and she wanted us to stand while working the whole time bc tradition i guess? #she did allow me to work sitting but thought i was lazy for it. idk dude i dont want to exhaust myself fast for no reason #standing is a lot more tiring than walking #i def did still benefit from those classes just from learning to accurately draw from life #did not like the teacher tho #on one hand shed paid for the art supplies for kids whos families were too poor to (and these are nice expensive supplies) #which is very nice #but on the other she was very homophobic and open about it #like when they legalized gay marriage she went on a rant about how horrible it is that they can adopt kids now #and also kind of racist #she was telling me how she got blocked from a facebook group bc she made a post asking if she could speak to a white person #and she didnt realize she was posting that publicly she thought it was a private message to the group owner #im honestly still not sure i heard/understood her correctly bc it was so bizzare and the only time i ever remember her being racist #she talked abt it like she genuienly was unaware it was racist #she described it as a misunderstanding bc she accidentally posted it publicly instead of privately #like it wouldnt have been racist to ask that at all #also one time she talked about how she saw demons in her home once #also she doesnt vaccinate her kids bc of microchips #she was like a walking russian stereotype lol #anyway heres some ink the artist lore

[metamorphesque]

"Do you want me to wake up the cat for you?" Brodsky used to ask his guests as a sign of deep admiration.

#stahp it #this man and his cats #*suddenly remembers Brodsky's poem “about a cat”* #*breaks down crying* #joseph brodsky #russian literature

[chasingfictions]

lottie is so funny bc she’s like nat bestie babygirl beloved let me heal you I can take care of you you just need to feel have you considered some kombucha and an ice bath <3333 feel your trauma can I massage your neck <3333 and then when she is confronted with her own need to heal she says hahahah who’s up for group ritual russian roulette murder suicide hahha she says hey would you guys all consider killing me maybe just a little. kissy face. and by funny I mean her character is fundamentally built on taking care of other people to the extent that she ceases to be a person and can only act or think in extremes . lottie yellowjackets is what happens when you take a neglected only child and then you Assign Her Eldest Daughter At Wilderness Plane Crash <3

#yellowjackets #Yellowjackets meta #lottie matthews #It’s been months and sometimes I’m still like hey what the fuck remember when Lottie’s first suggestion was Russian roulette #they made such a Guy when they made her

[crippledanarchy]

Tumblr runs on US america rules: laws and guidelines are written so everyone is breaking them at all times. These rules are then selectively enforced as social punishment and control

#remember when they erased the entire Ferguson tag and then banned a bunch of Black bloggers and called them russian bots #and those times they erased all the Standing Rock tags and all the Indigenous bloggers over the years #and most recently have been banning accounts for speaking out against the genocide in Palestine

[azumasoroshi]

lmfao?????????

#he doesnt deny it #i dont remember this scene at all tbh but haHAHAHA #simon spitting nothing but bars bro #this is from another youtube clip titled 'simon lectures izaya in russian' so i honestly cant remember the context #nor do the five videos it's split up into provide any #shizaya #simon brezhnev #izaya orihara

[deadscell]

would you???

#he looks so adorable but i remember that he wakes up #he’s sleeping. evil cat thoughts intrude 😔 #meow and sleep little russian 😴 #edible ocelot #can you just imagine #paramedic explaining the nutritional value of a revolver ocelot #‘ocelot is poisonous in nature if you consume one go into the survival viewer and cure yourself immediately’ #‘so how does it taste?’ ‘…..’ #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear #metal gear series #mgs3 snake eater #mgs3 #mgs3 ocelot #mgs 3 #revolver ocelot #mgs ocelot #ocelot mgs #major ocelot #ocelot #gunslinger #cat man #son of a bitch #metalgearsolid3 #metalgear #metalgearsolid #metal gear solid 3 snake eater #metal gear solid 3 #snake eater

[funnuraba]

Everyone else's storylines in the Sopranos:

Janice's storylines:

#the sopranos #I lose my mind every time I remember the 'Russian mob reprisal > born again Christian folk songs' arc #they never stopped coming up with situations to put her in #she is so wacky

[stromer]

things cannot keep happening to me

#HUGHESY SAYS!!!! #the big brother ass attitude quinn has with podz continues to ruin my life . he saw a little russian boy and said.. Yup! #remember when podz didn’t talk to quinn as much because he found The Russians and quinn got all :( about it…. #vasily podkolzin #quinn hughes

[sovamurka]

feeling unwell about timebomb again, did you know that in the russian league of legends localisation ekko's 'I had a crush' was turned into 'I almost fell in love with you!', why do I feel like it makes their situation even more heartbreaking???

#now that I remember... I suddenly felt the urge to watch russian champion spotlight for ekko. it's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 #timebomb #ekkojinx #league of legends #arcane #edit: @non-american fans! feel free to add what kind of changes were made in your localisation!!!