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[mephilesthedork]

Grif: guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it

Simmons:how-

Wash: William Snakespeare

Carolina: not again

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[alpha-churchrvb140]

tempted to start doing some incorrect quotes again since RT is shutting down 😔🤚

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[jan-uaryy]

Grif: You have a brother?

Doc: Yeah, he's retired.

Grif: Oh. What was his profession?

Doc: Living.

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[discordzero]

wash: If north and I were drowning, who would you save?

york: You two can't swim?

north: It's a hypothetical question, york! who would you save?

york: my time and effort.

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[orange-enjoyer]

Somebody please bully me into animating these at some point

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[snails-in-spaceships]

Tucker: What’s it like being tall?

Tucker: Is it nice?

Tucker: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Church: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Washington: It was one time!

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[mokuknight]

Carolina: “ Need a lift, Wash? “ Wash: “ Haha, no F off with dat woman. “ Carolina: * knocks his helmet clean off *

Me Incorrect quotes EHEHEHEH

Seriously though... its been the most boring weekend I've had sense 3 weeks ago.

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[vahmedohsos]

Velvette: What are they doing?

Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.

Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?

Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.

Velvette: About what?

Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.

Valentino: What are they doing now?

Vox: They're STILL talking!

Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?

Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.

Valentino: What about-

Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: Well, let us look.

Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: SO? Let me look!

Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!

Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.

Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?

Vox: ...

Vox: They found the camera.

Valentino: Should've been watching it.

Vox: ...

Vox: They broke it.

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[thedarkladyofthenight]

Badboyhalo: "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It harkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says we're all equals as men, except i'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead"

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[sixcrowsbooks]

Tucker: does this mean I’m on my sigma grindset now?

Sigma: *facepalm*

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[fandsart]

Steve takes Dustin to a Corroded Coffin concert in a no upside down au

Steve: Who's that on guitar? She's really good. She's kinda hot!

Dustin: Uh... that's Eddie and he's a guy

Steve: Oh sorry. 'He's really good.' He's kinda hot!

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[mephilesthedork]

Carolina: York and I don't have pet names for eachother

Connie: right, what do bees make?

Carolina: honey

Connie:

Connie: huh, I thought that would work

Carolina: yeah, you're a fucking idiot

York, from the other room: yeah?

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[alpha-churchrvb140]

Washington: Mentally stable vs. mentally unstable. That’s a little bit black and white for me my friend.

Tucker: We’re gonna have to add a third option to the mix which I reside in. A wobbly Applebee’s table.

Church: But if you put a folded up coaster under the wonky leg, chances are your fine.

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[crystalsandbubbletea]

479er: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something!

York: You left me, Washington, and North in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

479er: I did that on purpose, try again.

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[discordzero]

Lopez: si senor

Simmons: the hell does that mean?

Donut: it's thank you in french

Source: LICK - EP Films

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[orange-enjoyer]

Shout out to past me for these amazing ideas (the list is so ridiculously long)

There is So many and they are all pretty great I think. Good job past me, good job

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