Revenant "A month ago, I didn’t even know I had a stalker. And now look at us, Loba. Like an old married couple."
Loba "I don’t remember you being this talkative when you murdered my parents."
Revenant "A lot’s changed since that night."
Loba "You don’t say."
Loba "Look, if you’re going to kill me, just--"
Revenant "Oh, if I wanted you dead, you’d already be dead, and they’d all be fighting over your corpse. The only reason you’re still alive is because I find this vendetta of yours adorable. Except now you care about spare parts more than me. And that’s got me curious. Why did you change gears so fast? Are you already bored with me? Because if that’s the case, I’ll just tear you apart right now."
"He jumps off the bed with a snarl, landing directly in front of Loba."
Revenant "As for staging a coup. . . the other me can have his world. I can’t think of anything more pathetic than being King of the Skinbags. Besides, you’re far more interesting. . ."
Loba "Look at that. Something we agree on."
Season 5, Chapter 7
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If I had a nickel for every ship I shipped that turned into incest later I would have two nickels. And man it's fucking weird it happened twice
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I cannot wait for the next ranked split, cause I lost over 400RP today, and every. single. time. it was due to a third (or fourth.... or fifth) party jumping us. brb crying ;_;
(Olympus my beloved, when will you return from the war)
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[ID: A photograph of a television showing a YouTube search screen; previous searches are displayed, including world cup soccer highlights, cruel summer, president trump, spa music sleep, mw2 warzone season 5, barbie girl, boxing jake paul vs nate diaz, prince harry meghan markle, apex legends revenant reborn, and akshay kumar omg.]
It's time for my favorite hotel room game: Youtube Search History Roulette!
Most internet TVs in hotels automatically log you out and eliminate your login information when they turn the room over, but if people don't log in -- and most don't, when it's just YouTube -- the app remembers their search history and you can call it up by opening the app and just going to the search function. So you go into history and just start opening stuff.
Notes: TSwift's Cool Summer is almost parodically a "Taylor Swift" sound but it's still a bop. I'd never heard it before because I don't get out much. Aqua's Barbie World is also still a bop. I'm less enthused about Nicki Minaj's Barbie World but I think it's just an aesthetic I'm not into. She seems like she'd be real intense to know.
MW2 Warzone is a video game, I guess. I feel like an eight year old shouldn't be playing it but apparently there's an eight year old who makes videos about it. It took me genuinely clicking on one of the videos to figure out Apex Legends was also a video game. It looks deeply uninspired, like Doom fucked Five Nights At Freddy's, but I'm not a gamer.
Akshay Kumar is apparently a Bollywood star, and while I couldn't watch the film OMG without paying for it, I did get to watch the OMG2 trailer, and it looks like a trip, I want to see it now.
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