#she's seen some weird shit

[oldtvandcomics]

It is once again time to celebrate my favourite assassination attempt in literature history.

#I seriously wonder what she thought would happen #this is a medieval queen running a magic kingdom we're talking about #she's seen some weird shit #Arthurian Legend #Sir Gawain and the Green Knight #Christmas stories #Christmas

[tabithatwo]

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(this is a pls stop blaming juliette lewis for nat’s arc and death post <3)

#regardless of whether you loved the death or hated it YOU CAN STOP BLAMING JULIETTE NOW OKAY?? #like even people who liked it overall but had qualms the party line is well I’m sure it was juliette leaving early so that’s why xyz #no! it was not! this was the plan <3 and idc if you hate love or nothing it I just think like making these excuses for things is weird #like do I get why some people might have assumed juliette might have left early sure yes but also idk like PEOPLE ARE FALLIBLE #showrunners are fallible! and that’s OKAY! they’re PEOPLE! and you CAN love every choice they make but jumping through hoops #to find *reasons* for the things you didn’t like is so interesting to me cause like…it’s okay!!! they can do a little thing you didn’t love! #you can even SAY you didn’t love it if you want and that’s okay too! or not! but stop blaming juliette lewis for whatever you didn’t like #also the rest of the article is an interesting read! #now I’ll do conjecture and tell you it is CONJECTURE for sure okay disclaimer #but after reading this article I think it is even possible Juliette’s anger with nats arc was partially BECAUSE she knew her death was soon #like maybe! who knows! not us! but I don’t even know how I became this hardcore juliette defender bc honestly I dosagree w her on a lot lol #but like I’ve seen people say oh she’s difficult and she made them do this and she’s a problem and she always does this #HELLO??? stop blaming women for shit baselessly?? #(if you casually wondered if maybe she wanted to leave and didn’t say it like it was fact or use it to pin blame on her for stuff… #…this isn’t directed at you) #but some people got VICIOUS #juliette lewis #natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets

[haunted-medievalist]

i think everyone who was on tumblr in 2015 and/or as a younger teenager should read penance by eliza clark. it's a complete wild ride. deeply unsettling exploration of the grossness of true crime fandom, about a group of british high school girls who murder their friend, but also roughly 3/4 of the way through you get winded with homestuck references and a detailed footnote about all the different types of 2015 kinning on the same page

#it's an excellent novel but also a completely surreal reading experience if you come into it pre-loaded with cursed knowledge about tumblr #penance #eliza clark #you can tell reading it that the author has Seen Some Shit #she was here when the weird shit happens. she knows. she knows everything that went on #rambles

[p3terpaan]

peter pan psa tbh

#i really fucking hate this #so much #stop making them fuck #please. wendy is 12 when they first meet #if you go with the disney version (which most of you fucking creeps do) hook literally mistakes wendy's daughter FOR HER. #yes this is TECHNICALLY. all legal. but that doesnt mean its. like. okay to do???????? #thats like your mom meeting one of your friends as a kid one time. and then 20 years later dating him #thats not okay at all #but this. is apparently #sorry for autism posting on main but actually fuck some of you guys please block me holy shit #i have seen so many fucking posts EVERYWHERE of them dating or flirting or fucking or anything. it is so weird and awful please stop. #she is a child #it doesnt matter if shes aged up. hook knew her. at 12 years old. in every iteration #please please PLEASE holy FUCK stop. please. love sal xx #peter pan

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[strawberrystepmom]

ngl I come off as way less odd online than I do irl bc everyone here is weird (in the best way possible ofc)

#irl people are like: where did that weird haunted doll come from #she looks like she’s seen some shit

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is seeing some people joke about how in a show some girl looked like she would start making out with her brother because she was being extremely affectionate towards him after he (wait for this) almost died. and just. not finding it funny.

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#an-absolute-nightmare #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod axel #gen talk i literally think it's pretty gross and insensitive to joke about that in any context #much less in a situation where it's normal to be very upset/seek comfort #a coworker recently was like 'did you see [other coworker] a minute ago? she was here with her brother. they were like... idk really touchy #and it felt weird ngl lol' (in a lightly joking tone?) #and like... bro. she works so many hours that she had a breakdown and walked out last month #and i'm pretty sure they haven't seen each other in ages #shockingly some families have a healthy relationship with casual contact #and she definitely strikes me as someone from a family like that #don't be gross and speculate shit

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Over The Garden Wall but instead of Wirt and Greg it's Grant and Paeden that's it that's all I needed to say thank you

#dndads #I don't how much of the dndads fandom has seen otgw- but if you haven't I'm making you #it's one of those shows that pulls you in and you come out different y'know- it shifts your soul slightly to the left #also Grant and Paeden being kind of like brothers is an idea I rotate around a good deal I just think they could be very funny #so ok ok I think Sarah would be Terry? Could also be Yeet cause of the athletic shit but she's much more like Terry methinks #and Grant/Terry pretty cute but I think that's an especially good context for them #WALTER IS GREG'S (so Paeden's) FROG #the president yeah you know the one #Beatrice is tricky cause I could easily see her as either of the twins #but lowkey also Nick? but I guess she should be one of the oak boys cause well #birds #BUT THEN SEPERATELY LIKE #ah I suppose it would be weird to have some of the kiddads be kids and some be older (?) but nevertheless #I couldn't help but think that (adult) Lark would make a GREAT woodsman #and like he thinks that it's Sparrow's soul in the lantern #AND BEAR'RY WOULD MAKE FOR SUCH A GOOD BEAST #people need to draw him with the branch antlers they do they do #also I can't for the life of me remember the horse's name #but that's so Ron like it has to be #for all I know like none of you have seen this show but this is so real in my head I had to talk about it #otgw #grant wilson #paeden bennetts

[bonefall]

heyyy its the anon who asked you abt rain world here, AND the one who mentioned they wanted to go into linguistics cause of clanmew! i decided to try translating a few rain world character names into clanmew for fun, since the way Clanmew's naming works already reminded me a ton of it, even if it doesnt match up 1-1. apologies if its sloppy, i tried to research but im a bit low on energy rn

Five Pebbles -> Rarra Wibra

Unparallelled Innocence -> Boe Eefrriwang Grryrr [little-sibling-ness i-contain] [really funny to me that you can shorten this one to beefgrr. that sure is ui in a nutshell]

Sliver Of Straw [VERY fun character. no she doesnt ever appear canonically in the game. ONLY one to achieve what thousands of other funny robots were trying to do] -> Ul-arra Kroon [one whole hay]

BRUH it's totally fine to not match up completely, but you knocked it out of the park anyway. The fun of seeing translation is exactly that every language has its own quirks and meaning, there is no 'perfect' reflection.

Sliver of Straw's is especially interesting, Clanmew fits them like a glove. You say they don't show up in the game, right? That totally fits the air of loneliness that Ul-arra contains. All they are is One Whole Hay, just a little lonely thing, that achieved a whole lot. You never meet them and yet you live in the shadow of their legacy

At least, I'm guessing lmao. I should play Rainworld sometime.

#I have an OC kinda like that #She hotglued an angel together after the death of god and accidentally died in the explosion #And there's a bunch of unfathomnably ancient beings desperately trying to get her notes #Boggled that some weird cave hermit was able to do something that hasn't been seen since the death of god #Like if Einstein was a bumpkin who died making an engine for their jalopy #And then everyone finds out that the engine used quantum physics to move the universe around it and break lightspeed #And she didn't write shit down enough for you to figure out how she did it #Autistic Girl Incident 1 dead 2 born #Negative casualties #Clanmew

[infizero]

i think interpreting dynamics that dont have any canon basis to be familial as familial is totally fine but a) you cannot act like this is canon fact and, in tandem with that, b) you cannot attack people for interpreting it differently. believe me i am all for killing people who sexualize ACTUAL familial/familial-coded dynamics with knives but you have got to understand that just bcuz these two characters are friends does not mean they are siblings and it does not mean you get to get mad at others when they inevitably ship them

#also can i just say i fucking HATEEEEE when people do this with characters who canonically have romance involved in their dynamic #like i understand when there's romance in a dynamic and you would like there to not be. totally get that. but holy fuck thats #not the way to do it. like saying ''amy and sonic are so siblings!!!!'' is not the win you think it is (yes i have actually seen ppl say #that) i dont ship those two and i totally understand wanting to recontextualize their relationship but JUST GET RID OF THE ROMANCE ELEMENT! #YOU DONT HAVE TO ADD IN A FAMILIAL ELEMENT!!!!!!!! #THATS JUST WEIRD!!!! BROTHER IN CANON SHES DROOLING OVER HIM IN WHAT WORLD ARE THEY SIBLING CODED???? #anyways. this shit has always kind of annoyed me but it annoys me even more now that i identify as aroace #also not to sound like i think im oppressed for liking f/m ships but i have noticed that in SOME specific spheres #this random sibling label gets slapped on a boy and a girl pairing more frequently. like again THIS ISNT THE WIN YOU THINK IT IS #saying a girl and a boy's dynamic can only be platonic if they're literally related is NOT THE WIN YOU THINK IT IS #JUST LET PEOPLE BE FRIENDS. FOR FUCKS SAKE. #serena.txt

[cloudysfluffs]

Don’t listen to haters, everything ever spread about Vivzie was disproven. Your art is cute.

LMAOOOOOOOO NO IT WASNT????????!!??!?!?

#WEIRD take man #first of all there are so many accusations about viv this is so unspecefic #also. no they havent?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ive seen so much proof. i see more every single day #i mean thank you. for the compliment. #but being critical about media (even media you enjoy) is a good thing. #its important to unpack how the creators beliefs influence the work they produce #disc horse #this is the first thing i saw when i woke up today and it baffled me so much that i couldnt sleep more like i planned lol #anyway. im not saying anyone cant enjoy the show(s). obviously i do A LITTLE if im making fanart #im not saying you have to drop a media if its creators are problematic. in facf i dont like that take #just remember you are not immune to propaganda and vivzies rac/ist/anti/semetic opinions are very much influencing these characters writing #and things like her (SELF ADMITTED) ra/pe fet/ish arent helping. #sorry. this is a rant ive been wanting to say for a while bur have never got to lol #im just so confhsed by what this person even meant??? some of the bad shit shes done is IN THE SHOW. its in there #you can see it. with your eyes . help #anyway again this is literally the first thing i saw when i woke up LMAO if i completely misinterpreted this ask lemme knkw #the assumption that ive just taken the word of a few ''haters'' and havent done my own research into this topic is kind of insulting #what did you expect me to say....??? did you think id just be like 'oh ok :3' ans blindly retract all negative statements

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog #didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move #across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s #so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help #with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the #location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright #colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird #like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the #southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December #it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but #i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and #jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen #im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and #the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier #for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy #but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked #up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents #r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes #better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book #like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭 #so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-] #unrelated

[freshlybakedfandoms]

anyways im an ej and ashlyn caswell defender first and foremost if you hate the caswell cousins...what are you even doing 🤨

#did we watch the same show like theyre icons #im only half joking btw cause ive seen some people have some WEIRD takes about ej #hes not a bad boyfriend hes not a piece of shit come on now thats an eighteen year old who is stressed out about so many things #and ashlyn is literally 16 im sorry were you not a bit insufferable at sixteen??? everybody is dont lie #also shes clearly figuring out who she is which is difficult!! anyways none of the characters in this show are pieces of shit #(except maybe cash caswell) #theyre complex like do you want 1 dimensional characters?? no #hsmtmts #ej caswell #ashlyn caswell

[mcmorare]

thinking about katrina feeling very self destructive and in a fight is Sad yes but it's also so fun and interesting for me to think about because there is such a palpable energy shift from when she's fighting out of anger or because she has to vs when she wants to. when she's indulging. she's shit talking. she's getting hit and grinning. they land a punch on her and she laughs in their face. she's energized. there's something very much unstable about her and it's visible

#‘ ganz interessant ‘ - headcanons. #there is also sometimes some overlap between fighting for anger vs need vs want. sometimes it is multiple at once #but when she's fighting JUST for want. it is often clear #like. if you have seen the scene in f.ight cl.ub with tyler and lou. that is one of my first thoughts #she doesn't get quite as. Weird (and almost vaguely sexual) with it as tyler does but the Energy is definitely similar #she also would not just sit back and let someone kick the shit out of her like tyler does she Does fight back. #but she's not necessarily mad when it's not going her way #she doesn't just Give Up she'd rather fight even harder so they Have to try and stop her

[tea-cat-arts]

If I had a nickel for every time Mihoyo made a storyline about breaking a population out of a collective dream/consciousness, I’d have at least 4 nickels- which isn’t a lot, but Mihoyo what the fuck

#honkai impact #genshin impact #actually no- 4 is starting to be a lot #what’s with Mihoyo’s vendetta against hive minds??? #and why’s every scientist trying to advance human evolution in a Mihoyo product some puppy torturing lunatic #I genuinely find it really weird that they try and make it seem like advancing human evolution and unethical practices are somehow tied #like I’m sorry- I thought the problem with Mobius was that she disregards safety and doesn’t care that most of her experiments are lethal #not that she made a super soldier serum #I thought the problem with Dottores was that he kidnapped and tortured children #the cloning himself thing is cool #I don’t give a shit about what he does with his own body #it’s just kinda weird to me that Mihoyo seems to take the stance that altering the body medically is a sin against nature #though now that I’m thinking about it I’m pretty sure I remember their being a religion from China where your body is a gift from your #parents and altering it at all is seen as disgracing them #including cutting your own hair #but considering the amount of characters in Genshin with cut hair and piercings I don’t think that really applies here #I really wish Mihoyo would actually bother to explore genetic alteration in a non-axe murders setting #like stem cell research and agriculture #cuz it’s not inherently bad

[belovedblabber]

I keep staying up way too late and now I’m thinking about Seril my little curse of strahd gunslinger and how I need to talk about her more on here because I want to talk about her so bad

#dnd #curse of strahd #she's my baby and my darling and she's trying her best but she's very tired and everyone is stressing her out all the time #she's 4'11 and 90 pounds and very anemic #she has a negative strength score #women want her #she's from barovia but she got out for some years and was a pirate for awhile and then she was a solo adventurer #and she's seen so much weird shit #she grew up getting chomped by vampires but she's doing pretty okay mentally as long as she compartmentalizes everything #a combination of weapons feats and subclass have made her a mechanical nightmare for the dm and she can hypothetically attack 5 times #in an opening round of combat #she's shorter than everyone but the gnome but she scared two of her much taller party members until they got to know her better #she's been assigned mom at 25 #her best friend is a tiny he/they gay kobold who taught her how to make guns on a pirate ship #she is the only party member who has not gotten at least one ominous secret zone chat with the dm because everyone else keeps fucking around #and thus finding out #she cannot read #she knits and crochets and enjoys cross stitching and flowers #she looks like an edgelord and seems intimidating because she's often very flat affect but she is in fact very sweet #and full of love #and wants to talk to people and get to know them and make friends #she's a nightmare to any npc who doesn't want to have a nice little chat #her introduction to van richten was shooting him twice because he was trying to steak the friend she had JUST gotten cool with hours before #she's a lesbian and she has canonically fucked more than anybody else in the party #she is kissing ireena #she had to make her guns special because she's so small #she has big tall energy but she's shorter than the 14 year old the party adopted #she just got some magic and she has no idea how or why #she is so full of love all 4 foot 11 inches of her anemic gay little frame is full of love #she eats raw potatoes like apples