Help me 😭 this is hilarious
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r/malelivingspace post from etho about his ex-wife moving in with him in his roofless gravel shack. not a complete thought but do you see my vision
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After David tells him that his ex has arrived for Career Day and it’s not even the Wheeler that he asked for, Steve marches over to Mike like, “What are you doing here?”
Wow, David thinks to himself. He’s been told that Steve has some problems with his memory - apparently he compensated for it with a truly insane online calendar - but he didn’t expect him to forget about a whole human being. Just, wow.
Steve loudly tells Mike that he’s never had a real job and Mike scoffs at him and tells him that he wrote for a comic book website for three years. Journalism is just writing with a fancy degree. Will and Mike created a comic book together so, “I’m published.”
“Robin is published,” Steve stresses (Steve’s best friend, David knows that one). “If that was the only qualification I wanted than I would’ve asked Robin to come.”
They start squabbling again in whispered voices so David turns to Dustin and tries to alleviate some of the awkwardness with, “Steve, uh, really has a type, huh?”
Dustin squints at him, “Did you just meet him? Today?”
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Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.
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I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.
I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL
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wallace, about scott: he charmed me
stacey: the first thing he did when you met was trip himself up trying to get rocks out of his shoe
wallace, sighing dreamily: he charmed me
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on a list of 100 things she didn't want to do, returning to fernweh was easily in edwina's top 5. and yet as she turned onto the exit that would take her to the small town, nostalgia washed over her. it was accompanied by an eerie feeling she couldn't name-- something between deja vu and being alone in a parking lot late at night.
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… a tiny secret under the a hat
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We know Janeway says 'damn' but what if she actually has a massive potty-mouth? If you're not too loaded up with requests, draw her getting caught hard cursing on the bridge.
Hehe I think the reactions would range from “impressed” to the Vulcan equivalent of “about to faint”
Thank you for the suggestion <3
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