#so lame..and i wanna talk but i dont

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[grey-has-rusted]

what they don't tell you about life is that it's hard. woe is me

#ramblings #yes. i logged onto tumblr just to complain. #i have not been having a good time irl </3 #guys am i cooked? i wake up everyday with a heavy sorrow in my heart. #i am sad all the time even though i enjoy the wonders of life. #i laugh and smile and talk and learn. but im still sad. #it also doesn't help that i have psychotic tendencies and episodes #'go for a walk. that's a healthy coping mechanism' bro i can't even go outside bc i will get lost and walk for hours and almost- #unintentionally kill myself #it sucks. it all sucks and i say things that don't make sense either. apparently. allegedly. #i just want a functional brain. i would be so unstoppable if it weren't from my brain maybe i could actually function like a normal person #and hold down a job and be consistent with my hobbies and passions and actually maintain friendships #ong ive been so lonely too #i haven't bothered making friends anymore bc i know i won't be consistent and i dont wanna waste anyone's time #that's just really unfair #and i rely so heavily on videogames and fiction to get me through the day #bc it makes me feel less lonely. yeah i know i sound lame 💀 #anyways- see y'all in another year when i remember tumblr exists

[todayisafridaynight]

i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :(( #AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that… #MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :(((((((((((((((( #mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :(((( #anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea… #also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack….. #ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’ #calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

[bornunderpunchestheheatgoeson]

listen if youre online arguing about what "true punk' is youre already too far gone. ok now that being said i have a secret opinion to share ⬇️

#i know how lame it is to care about ''posers'' like literally who cares we're all adults just do yo thang #but.............. the more time i spend in my local scene(s) the more i become aware of ppl who are like aspirationally alternative #like you wanna be edgy bc you think its badass and counterculture #but you dont have the backbone to do anything for yourself without worrying about how others will see you #like youre so deadset on fitting in to this one subculture but you seemingly dont particularly like anything about it? #all you want is to look cool in front of your peers so you just absorb whatever is popular with them at the time. #opinions music attitude appearance all based on whatevers trendy. which we're all guilty of i know #but why try so hard to fit into this idealistic 'punk' label. it sucks and is so lame and everyone can tell how hard youre posturing #and not to throw stones in glass houses but these ppl r so awful to talk to #seemingly never attempted an original thought in their life. speaks exclusively in twitter/tiktok/tumblr memes or buzzwords #never really listens to you and only factors in your opinion after he's run it by the ppl he wants to fit in with #um i mean they 🧍 #could be thinking of a specific guy i know. maybe #anyways i think im discovering in real time what a ''poser'' is and its making me feel like a cranky old man #always have to remind myself to be empathetic and not judge too harshly bc literally who am i and who cares #but it still gets my goat occasionally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jrueships]

rewatched shooting stars aka the baby bron and friends movie <3 very cute

#wood harris was so adorable in that role i love cringe coach dad harris #the fab five <33 #thats so lame lol i love them #the movie was rlly long tho.. like scene-wise the pacing could be better cus i watched with other people #and we looove talking through boring scenes of movies and we talked A lot #we dont rlly talk during movies like that.. only during quiet or long takes so #and then the editing style was like?? near the end like it tried to be winning time which is fine cus wt didnt invent that style but #it's just weird cus it suddenly switched like that idk #BUT the length of the movie did help highlight a lot of the people #their friendship felt incredibly real bcs it was #seeing romeo go from adversary to own honorary video game controller was <33 #their lil 'epic fight' which quickly concluded them running and hiding in the team bus #the goofy kids were just goofy kids forced to deal with growing up too fast #maybe thats why the editing style suddenly switched so stylish-like near the end.. everything happening at once #suddenly all the life is flashy and stuff #even if that wasnt on purpose i like thinking of it as a new positive way idk i like having more than one side to the coin #that still connect to the same coin #kinda wish they talked more about cotton tho smh his only personality really was kind funny and likes to eat #so basically every heavyset person in media #i wanna hear abt his problems as well!! #hes a real person too! hes gotta have em!! #mane #i guess we dont know 😭

[basslinegrave]

con tomorrow doesnt feel real... i was a bit excited but now i feel nothing again its so weird like i can imagine just walking up there in the cold morning and getting thru the ticket lines and then be like ok now what. could get coffee there to kill time but i kinda wanna drink some at home hm

guess its better to go in with low or no expectations so that i get to have at least a bit of fun its just lame going alone and relying on meeting someone there 😭

hope that at least the weather is nice and that i dont boil alive in the rabbit mask

#i am getting nervous tho #dont wanna forget to bring anything but like tomorrow im only going in a very light cos #i just go there to show off my cosplay now cause its the only time i can wear it #but aside from that the programme is lame the only interesting panels are on friday which i dont attend on #theres a playstation area i wonder what will be there #and then nintendo as usual but seems smaller this time so im guessing just mario kart or smtj #id like samba de amigo but i dont even know if its out yet? it is right? havent seen anyone talk about it

[hsyvers]

OMGLGNTOENDJEV STOO u have me giggling and kicking. My feet 😞😞 WE NEED SO MANY CROSSOVERS LIKE HELLOO?? UR SO COOL WTF 😭😭😭💔

NO WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET IMCRYINGGJKSJF THANK U SOOOO MUCH and yk fandoms can get so one dimensional like where is tje my little pony and kpop crossover fr (im kidding....)

live rin reaction to this rn:

#pls dm me youre so sweet and i wanna talk abt marvel... #GUYS IK MY JOKES R LAME OK DONT MENTION IT #rin replies ^_^ #also huening kai is so pretty my jaw drops everytime i visit ur acc fr #i js found out abt him like a month ago and hes MAJESTIC

[ribcagewolf]

tw ed :[ sowwy

#tw ed #ack it isnt talked about enough how fucking bad eds are basically everybody i know has had one #tbf since moving to college i have realized that going to art school til gr 12 has put me in a very specific environment of mostly #people who are fucked up the same way i am #but like shit is killing a generation if youve seen the adolescent toronto psych wards jesus #its so so cruel and evil and having an ed is such a miserable existence bc #despite everything you stand against morally .. there is a bug in yr brain #and it is so difficukt to talk about because the nature of the disease is that you dont wanna quit!! so theres always a sense of pride in #talking abt the struggles #anyways #trying not to cry thinking about how im probably not gonna live past 30 #i havent been able to keep food down in three days fuck this shit my body is so ruined my body is so fucjed #and im in recovery before turning 18!! im lucky!! #i hate it im already aware of it but it feels almost roo late sometimes #fuck dance industry fuck eds fuck addiction whatevr #mad bc stomach ache literally it #im just grumpy cuz tummy hurts #laying in bed chewing carrots very slowly :-(((((( i want to enjoy yummy food i was to est mac and cheese w out vomiting #if u have an ed you have my sympathies and kill that shit before you hurt someone else bc it is a lame ass way to die #i cant function without so many meds arggg why do they literally groom us for like. early death. mad. mad. tummy hurtx

[silouvertongues]

sometimes i wanna start a podcast

#I think its mostly because i have no friends and so i dont end up having a lot of conversations (that sounds literally so sad and lame) #and podcasts seem like a good way to like get my thoughts out bc they seem a lil easier than journaling #which i used to Love doing but im so bad and then too much time passes and theres too many things to write about #so i just dont write #with podcasts I'd just have to talk #honestly my best friend and i would send each other like over 30 mins long vns but shes so busy now #and i really dont wanna like send ling ass things to her and put her under pressure of having to listen and reply #but then im also like if i cant even find friends to have conversations w who tf is gonna listen to a whole podcast #but idk if its really about other people listening or about me just talking #h talks

[bmpmp3]

yknow i was initially a little worried about the new liella members, not because I thought I wouldn’t like the characters or their voices or anything (there’s not a single love live character or voice that hasn’t grown on me HDKJSDJFDHJFD) but because I was a little disappointed that we’d be losing the really unique sound of having three active groups with different member amounts (Aqours with 9, Nijigasaki with 12, and Liella with 5) and I loved how often they’d mix it up with different duets but i guess I didn’t really need to worry too much ‘cause every post-9-member liella song so far has been FANTASTIC, they’re keeping a lot of the unique sound of their 5 member formation (lots of different voice combos, relatively down-to-earth vocal timbres, etc) PLUS now theres this fun new pop-rocky emphasis? yuragu wa is UNTOUCHABLE

#ll posting #star sengen also caught me off guard with how good it is and mizushibuki no sign is wonderful too #i hope the theory that they'll end up with 12 members later is true tho because while i like the 9 member setup #i REALLY love the 12 member sound of niji like i didnt used to be into the niji songs when they were 9 or 10 members #they were good but bland but SOMETHING about adding those two more members really bumped up their group songs #twilight and colourful dreams are SO good #also wait i just finished catching up on superstar s2 last night i wanna talk about it spoilers below for eps 5 and below #the new girls are AWESOME lemme tell you. i was a little worried about s2 for a second cause the first episode had some STRANGE pacing #loved the song in it but it was wacky compared to the pretty nice pacing of s1 #but after that the pacing got really good so its cool #i knew id like mei and kinako from their intros but i was a little worried about shikis intro since it was all about how much she loves mei #love mei too but i dont like when characters whole personality is how much they love another character #but luckily they made her her own person and shes great #also her voice is really interesting. actually all the new girls voices are pretty interesting to hear im excited for any future solos #OH AND CHISATOS NEW DEVELOPMENT AS THE CLUB PRESIDENT awesome this is awesome #love the middle schooler who decided to be kanons own personal silent hill monster for a bit too. i think thats just what 14yos are like #i hope if the 12 member future liella thing is true that she becomes one that could be fun #OH AND I ADORE NATSUMI i was so worried about her intro because i dont like streamer character emphasis in love live #im glad they dropped that thread with sumire and barely talked about it with yoshiko cause i think its so LAME #but luckily.....natsumi IS lame so its awesome KJDSDHJFKLDs #she's so good she's such a little con artist and its wonderful #i cant believe how many people are like genuinely mad about her development. its like lanzhu all over again. cowards #they just hate to see a girlboss winning #also love the contrast between her and sumire like sumire is trying so hard to unionize liella #you can do it girl im rooting for you

[vataraxia]

think the main reason i want to come back so bad is so i can finally leave behind this version of myself i built off of lies and lies and lies

#ppl here are so different in a way im not comfortable in #they're so judgmental when you don't have experience on something #and i fucking hate it #i have trauma with being left out so i started lying about things #and now they think im this person im not at all #and the more time i spend here the more afraid i become of the day they'll find out im lying #cause sooner or later the truth comes out #ppl are all about going out to party and get wasted and fuck #and if you dont do that they think you're lame and they leave you out #and they care whether you dress 'well' or not #im tired of this environment #i just have hold on for a week more and thats it #the women around me are all about being skinny and counting their calories and talking about whether another woman is pretty or not #and so much shit like that #and that's not the type of ppl i wanna be friends with #im always feeling insecure when im around them #plsssssss let me ouuuuuuuuut #nessquik

[uraniumglassgirl]

I feel like shit recently and i want to blame it on medication related stuff but I literally just think i feel like shit because i do

#tbh i dont really think my adderall is doing anything but I think im just depressed 😞 #i missed a dose a couple of days ago and i didnt feel any different from how i usually feel #im back on it now and have been since i missed that dose but just that one day felt totally normal #i think i really just need an effective routine #bc like my average day feels like its tailored to make me feel miserable #i wanna sleep at like 11 or something but i feel like i wont be able to talk to my online friends if i do that #bc they tend to gather late #its lame bc im trying to improve my life to make me able to talk to my real life friends more and just like #generally be more sociable with other people face to face (rural area) #but if i adjust theres gonna be a month or so as im being productive where i will actually be growing mold on my brain #WAHHHHH #sometimes i just feel like i wasnt made to be a functioning adult #like that if i tried id fall apart after a week #one that cleans her room often and does her laundry every week and goes to her job and talks to her friends #i dont know. i feel pathetic actually voicing that to other people because . it makes me seem like lesser #but its true i feel like i just cant

[monsterbisexual]

basically having a "im a fucked up weird creature (derogatory!!!!!!)" moment rn :/

sometimes i listen to a songs lyrics or read smth someone said or watch a show/movie n i just think hmmmmm. i am not the way ppl are supposed to be n sometimes thats..like most of the time i just know that n deal w it n its ok ish but also sometimes i just feel v upset n like ashamed at w/e it is i am n how im smth wrong aka bad

#i know its like dont compare urself to other ppl etc n i agree w that but #it just feels more than that like sure theres stuff abt wanting to look different n idk stuff i think of when it comes to the comparisons #but its just like i said in the post i hear someone talk abt their experiences n feelings n i feel like i dont get it sometimes #i know Most ppl are like. either are or want romance n sex n new experiences n are ambitious #im usually ok w my small life n i generally dont wanna do stuff n i know thats weird n lame #n i dont make new relationships w ppl irl or anything cant imagine making new friends let alone going on a date #it sounds so like out of my comfort zone (which doesnt mean i shldnt do a thing iknow) #n just like impossible to me #its like then idk if i even want smth like that cuz i know i wouldnt be good at it or do it right #then itd be like my huge fear n intrusive thoughts aka me hurting someone #wont go into the thing w the state of my old friends group Again on here but its def not how it used to be n it makes me v sad #n blah blah blah i could go on i just feel like im not the way i shld be in literally any aspect #n i deal w it but other times like suddenly rn #i just feel so alienated from like. everyone which is weird cuz i do like ppl #it just feels like a personal failing n if its smth inherently wrong w me then i can say its not my fault but. idk rly! #dlt ltr WOOO #p

[m0nz]

:(

#its so embarrassing whenever friends/family/coworkers ask what ive been up to #and all i can say is not much #but i literally cant bring myself to do anything productive or interesting #and yeah like ive been working on drawings and animations but its so lame saying that out loud lol #im going out tonight which is nice #but i feel so miserable and i dont wanna talk to anyone

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

too many teens whining for validation, this blog needs more weird and stupid so...

AITA for kidnapping my friend and trapping her in the cheesebarn?

Hear me out:

The story starts about a week before my (20 at the time ftm) 21st birthday. If you live in the US you know this isnt just some lame 7th birthday or 36th birthday, this is one of the big boy birthdays, the special ones. Its when you can legal buy alcohol and are therefore truly an adult in the eyes of the law.

Naturally my friends (20s) wanted to do something Big for our 21sts. So they asked me what i wanted to do and i said i didnt really care as long as I got a road trip somewhere with friends.

Everyone thought it was a fun idea but it was a little short notice for everyone to get time off from work, but my other friend we will call C also had her 21st exactly a month after mine to the day, and the two of us agreed to share our 21sts and not do much of anything on my actual birthday. This is important, bc it was a SHARED birthday road trip.

I agree to let C pick the destination and I provide the car. We didnt have much of a plan as we were going to meet up with C's old roommate who lives in the city we picked to show us a good time.

It was 5 of us total and about a 7 hour drive altogether there with not a whole lot on the way there. We get to the city she picked and meet the roommate and honestly the rest of this part is just standard 21st birthday shenanigans. Its when we start the drive home things really start.

Remember its a long drive with not much to see? Well that was a lie. On our way back we see it, the Real "Happiest Place on Earth" as far as places with a mouse for a mascot go:

Grandpa's.

Fuckin'.

Cheesebarn.

Obviously me and the other people on the trip want to stop and see the magic, but unfucking fortunately C happens to be the only Basic White Girl ™️ in the entire world who hates cheese and isnt even lactose intolerant. This girl is notorious for making "petty" and "I hate Cheese" her entire personality. She would constantly make faces and gagging noises and talk about how gross and nasty cheese is if you so much as eat a grilt cheese near her.

Clearly she made it known that she wasnt on board with it. "NO! FUCK YOU ALL IM NOT GOING TO A PLACE CALLED A CHEESEBARN ON MY BIRTHDAY!!" were her exact words.

But i remembered i was driving, it was my car, and it was supposed to be my birthday too. So I put it to a vote. "Raise your hand if you wanna go to Grandpa's Cheesebarn!"

All hands raise but one. With C out voted we head to the cheesebarn.

Guys. This place is amazing. Its obviously making cheese its main draw, but yhere's so much more, its every shitty midwest tourist trap rolled into one glorious place. There's even a chocolate shop. We even got C's roommate to ditch work and come meet us bc shr heard "Grandpa's Cheesebarn" and knew she had to drop everything.

All in all a good visit, C even seemed like she had fun once we got there (she sure spent $300 on candies and dip mixes anyway). We go home. Things seem fine.

Then C drops off the face of the earth.

She wont respond to our calls or texts and at first we thought maybe she was giing through a rough patch or something and try to just keep reaching out but give her space. But then we find out that not only is she still hanging our with our other friends who couldnt make the trip with us. So clearly she's just pissed at us about something.

Finally one day a few months later i catch her at her job and just tell her "I dont care if you hate us, we'll never speak to you again if you dont want us to, but what the hell did we do to you??"

And she just looked me over and says "Well. You kidnapped me."

lolwut

And she yells (bc this girl loves yelling at people) "YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND TRAPPED ME AT A CHEESEBARN ON. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!!"

And i just said "Well it was my birthday too," and havent spoken to her since. Its been over a decade and "No ragrets" as we said back in the day, but uts baffled me for years that that was her reaction. "Im just over you guys" i can understand, and its not like she was shy about telling people she hates them and their out of her life ever before. And from what i ended up hearing from our other friends she kept talking with it really was about the cheesebarn and how we "ruined her birthday".

No but srsly AITA??? For making her go to a cheesebarn???

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[motherraid]

ABSOLUTELY NOT DONE WITH MY SEBEK THIRST AND I TRULY NEED TO SPEAK ON THIS.

Sebek x AFAB!reader nsfw below the cut:

((Tw: somno(?) Dubcon(?) A bit of bullying and mean names/big boy words/pervy Sebek/dumbification? Maybe? I think?/and ooc sebek maybe im not sure))

We see so much Sebek as either the completely subby pillow prince or a sebek that's SO dominant he's like some mafia boss in a wattpad fanfic? It's all wonderful, don't get me wrong. But is that ALL we wanna reduce sebek to? D:

I absolutely CAN see and DO see most times where he's just subby and whimpering and crying, and it IS accurate, but it's not ALL that could happen! We need to start changing! it! up!! He's still Sebek for crying out loud! He'll end up having you crying and spaced out on his cock regardless of how bad you wanna ruin him.

Hear me out, pervy Sebek.

Okay, maybe when you aren't together yet he's mean and snarky, referring to you as "human" and pretending to hate your guts like always, but he'll still try to find excuses to perv on you!!!!! He's so enraptured that he can't help it.

Sebek's so needy that accidentally grazing your hand too high up his arm is a sin you need to repent for it with your pussy. You'd find yourself stuffed in an old broom closet or empty classroom in a heartbeat. He just can't take it anymore. He's already spreading your lips with two fingers and using his other hand to hold your hip in place, your ass squished firmly against the cold wall behind you and your skirt in a heap at your ankles. Who else have you been seducing while he wasn't around? He will not stand for your lecherous ways! He must protect his fellow classmates! The only way to do that is to make you cream on his tongue so many times that you can't think straight. Then, you'll be too tired to prey on any more poor, defenseless students at Night Raven College. Yank his hair, and that's another five minutes of him playing with your pretty cunt. Don't test him, harlot.

Your panties he'll be taking. Probably some lame excuse about your "punishment" for coming onto him like a shameless whore. But... We all know that by the time he gets back to his room in Diasomnia, he's soo horny from the anticipation. He wants to savor the moment, but before he can even pull his pants down he gets a whiff of you once he takes your panties out of his pocket. Now people can hear him mewling while he creams his pants through the walls.

"AND WHAT IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEBEK THAT'S IN A RELATIONSHIP??!!! D:" I hear you ask (no one asked me anything. I'm delusional).

He still will not take no for an answer. He's not going easy on you just because you've won his heart. He is more gentle when initiating, but he still won't drop the "you need to be punished" bit. You've riled him up (you blinked in his general direction), and you have to take responsibility for your actions. He thinks, anyway... Everything is kinda fuzzy, so he can't really process the words coming out of his mouth right now. Sebek doesn't know whether he just cried that you're a horrible temptress or begged you to sit on his face.

Oh, and dont get me STARTED on the crocodile tears. Where's the Sebek that snivels with tears in his eyes while he's ramming his cock into you? Where's the Sebek that's so lost he disjointedly drawls into your shoulder about how you're so pretty and warm?? About how he can't stop himself? How you feel too good for him to stop??? Just one more round? Please?? Where's the Sebek that squeals and sobs when he's stuffed you with his cum for the umpteenth time?? Orgasm so intense his eyes cross and toes curl??? Nose buried in your hair and inhaling hard cause he can't get enough of your smell????? YOU'RE the one getting stuffed with his cock, bent and twisted every which way over any furniture or solid surface he can find at the time, so why is HE the one whining and moaning like a whore?

YES!! He is awkward and has no idea what he's doing, but after a while, he's so desperate he just.. Doesn't care. He's gets so erratic and clingy, and it's such whiplash from how proper and uptight he normally acts in public it's insane.

I need to see this boy's fae genes take over. I need to see this boy instinctively feel the need to have you bouncing on his dick all throughout your fertile window. His big dumb crocodile brain can't understand anything other than stuffing you full of his little hatchling(s).

And he would never curse at you once you two are together!! He'll only praise you. He'll tell you how much he loves you, how amazing you are, and how good you feel. He's got too much love to give, and he wants you to give him your love, too. So please sweet talk and praise him. He'll nut instantly. Even if it doesn't mean he'll stop slipping back into you after cumming all over the backs of your thighs. Praise him. Please?

He can't help it. He HAS to have you. It gets so bad he wants to start fucking you almost anywhere. Like a disgusting wild animal. Even if you WANT to take charge or ride him? He gets so carries away he just grabs your hips and snaps up into you over and over. Sorry babe, you can't tame the croc right now. Do you want to be in control? It's such a shame. Really is. Once you've riled him up enough, he goes into big dumb crocodile mode. And in big dumb crocodile mode he'll forget everything and fuck you like a fleshlight. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

But you think YOU'RE the one being fucked stupid? This boy is a pile of mush on top of you!! He's mid hiccup, muttering how much he loves you into your ear, sobbing and slobbering onto the back of your neck. His jabbering is oddly sweet for someone bent over your ass, hips slamming yours so forcefully you're jerked forward with every thrust (or you WOULD be if his big ass wasn't smushing you into the mattress with his weight because he just DOESN'T have the strength to hold himself up with his arms or grab your hips right now. The most he can do is prop himself up on one elbow).

You're trapped underneath a giant who loves you so much he's unconsciously using you like a sex doll. After a certain point in time this boy's mind is so cloudy he's not even fucking you for your pleasure. He just can't stop. It feels too good and his hips are moving on their own and he's too far gone to consciously still them. He's so pathetic he can't even find your clit. His hand is just rubbing at the bottom of your tummy in circles on instinct, and he does NOT care to correct himself. You'll have to do that for him, sorry.

Huh... Actually... Maybe he DOES know that you're asleep.. I don't think he'd be guiltily snapping pictures of your unaware face to jerk to later otherwise.

You can definitely tell that boy is half fae. His stamina is WELL beyond normal humans. Even now that you've blacked out, he still has yet to stop. In fact, he doesn't realize you're asleep. He's still crying about "one more round," "Just a bit more.. Please??" And, "A few more minutes." And best believe you're gonna help the damn boy. I mean, how are you REALLY going to refuse him now that you're asleep anyway??

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