Baseless Milgram HCs
Hello hello! It's Mercury! Pluto and I had way too much fun coming up with these, you can thank her for a lot of them.
Haruka
Absolutely bites fingernails
- Hands are constantly bleeding from picking at hangnails, digging nails into palms, maybe even SH
- Late trial 1, got bandages from Shidou to wrap around his hands and such
Believes that storks bring babies and the tooth fairy is real
- Tried to yank out teeth for tooth money a few times
clumsy as all hell
- Giving, like, baby giraffe “WHY ARE MY LIMBS THIS LONG” energy
Yuno
Extensive hair care
- Like hair masks and a specific hair washing schedule
Doesn't have a lot of makeup but it's all really good stuff like designer (channel lipstick and foundation, Dior lip oils, etc.) Japanese eyeliners or Korean beauty products
Gets her nails done, acrylics
Has two phones: one is a pink bedazzled flip phone and the other is the most recent iphone
Has a vast perfume collection that includes Carolina Herrera’s Good Girl, Miss Dior by Dior, Flowerbomb by Viktor&Rolf, and Versace’s Bright Crystal.
Wanted to be an idol for the attention and adoration, but was too lazy and too bad at both the dancing and singing for it
Listens to bubblegum pop only
Secretly collects photocards for a girl group
Fuuta
Voluntary ginger (he dyes his hair, it's naturally dark brown or black)
Acne scars and still has acne
- Mask to hide acne, mask causes acne etc
- Absolutely does not wash his face, or like splashes water on his face once a week
Pointy teeth bc I say so
Hes absolutely into cat girls,,,,
Dragonmaid body pillow,,,, I'm just saying
Has never owned an iPhone, only androids.
Bought a bunch of chains on amazon but never figured out how to clip them onto his pants
Surprisingly decent kisser despite the mass incel energy he radiates and his lack of literally any experience
Muu
Never went outside as a child
Always had a hair bow as a kid too
- Like,,, 2 sides pulled to the back in a half ponytail kinda style
When she full on laughs, she snorts
Gets nails done, French manicures only tho
Sees herself as the Marinette but is absolutely the Chloe
Hates the feeling of sunscreen, so she only wears it in makeup containing SPF
All of her earrings are sterling silver because she’s sensitive to the other metals
Also owns lots of pearl jewelry.
Shidou
Lefthanded (this is prob canon tho, watch him use scissors in Throwdown)
Has a small tattoo in an easy to hide spot like lower back that matched with his S/O
- Smth cute like matching flowers
Only ever wears boring colors (black, white, gray, navy)
- That bird of paradise shirt is like the only colorful thing he wears, its from his S/O
Always has chapstick on him, also an avid lotion user
Has a lot of candles, specifically lavender or eucalyptus scented ones
Can drive
Collects vinyls
He’s never been big on cologne, but wears Acqua di Gio by Armani because he got it as a gift once and never ventured outside of it
Mahiru
Freckles!!!
Changes styles depending on who she's with but it's always ultrafem
Has a lot of makeup in the same shade but either drug store or like e.l.f.
Only paints her nails herself
Dollification thing,,,,,
Only into sun star sign astrology
- "Whats an ascendant sign?"
Henna tattoos so she can constantly change them around to match her vibe
Laughs like a hyena
Puts anything and everything her S/O interacts with in a scrapbook
- She only knew him for what 2 weeks? and already has at least 8 full scrapbooks
She’s kinda a shit kisser because she's just way too eager
Kazui
Buffzui is objectively correct but I hate it
Reading glasses
Dyes his hair to hide gray roots
- Although he jokes ab being old he's actually super self conscious ab it
Red green colorblind
Sneezes like an old man
- Earth shattering, trumpet nose blowing
Amane
Cuts her own hair with safety, kiddie scissors
- That's why it's super choppy
Never owned any toys except for one teddy bear she's super attached to, but she hides him under her bed
Def broke a lot of bones when she was younger
Has really bad eyesight but bc of cult rejection of modern things and medicine, she just squints and thinks it's normal to not be able to see
Mikoto
Nose piercing, tongue piercing
Has a closet full of just shoes and a second FAT closet with a bunch of designer stuff
- Where does he get them from??? How does he afford them??? Cause like isn't he basically fresh out of college (nobody knows)
- Claims he knows ppl in the fashion industry
Def has tattoos
- Birth flower (marigold) bleeding with a knife thru it (shoulder blade)
- Hanged man tarot card tattoo BUT ITS ON FIRE (bicep)
- There’s a really big one on his upper thigh that you can barely see when he wears ripped jeans (thinks it makes him look hot so he wears ripped jeans a lot)
- There's def more I just don't want to think of more
Switch energy no cap
Snores honk mimimimi
Dyes his hair a lot but only browns, blondes and black (no ginger mikoto)
He deserves lower lashes LIKE THE WHORE HE IS
Has a Poloroid camera, but didn’t realize he has to by the film separately so the camera just sits somewhere in his apartment
- He thinks its broken
His favorite flavor to vape is Mango
Man is a very mid kisser like he uses way to much tongue (as much as this hurts me to admit)
Kotoko
Only owns 1 pair of running shoes and 1 pair of stompy boots
- All others are unnecessary
Eyebrow piercing, right side so it's not covered up by her hair
Lower inner lip snake fangs tattoo, claw mark tattoo on her hip
- Easy to hide places so she's less identifiable for vigilante stuff (ignore the piercings tho lmao)
Pegs men (??? blame Pluto)
Has 2 guitars, 1 is a hit trophy (bashed a guy in with it and kept it)
Shops at ragstock and hot topic only
Buff!!
Has huge ass feet
Only owns harsh eyeliner and black eyeshadow
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My media this week (29 Jan-4 Feb 2023)
📚 STUFF I READ 📚
😊👂A Quiet Life in the Country (Lady Hardcastle Mysteries #1) (T.E. Kinsey, author; Elizabeth Knowelden, narrator) - very entertaining historical cozy mystery with charming characters and not heavy historical accuracy (which doesn't detract in any way from the entertainment value (at least for me)). Plus the fact that they are free in both ebook & audio via KU. Definitely going to read more.
🥰 Exquisite (copperbadge aka Sam Starbuck) - 172K, White Collar, Peter/El/Neal - complete AU rewrite of s1-2, very well plotted & integrated; light D/s dynamic with P/N. I regret endlessly that there is not more good OT3 stuff like this for this show!
🙂 Push The Button (Kalee60) - 100K, shrunkyclunks - absolute tropefest: fake dating, team-as-family, only one bed, an entire pine forest
😊👂Mystery Mile (Albert Campion Mystery #2) (Margery Allingham, author; Francis Matthews, narrator) - this one was full on 'mysterious criminal gang adventure' than 'domestic murder' - I really do enjoy Campion's whole THING: his complete willingness to be the absolute fool so that people vastly underestimate him. alas, CWs for all the usual period typical/contemporary racism/antisemitism/xenophobia (+ a mouse death)
💖💖 +80K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖
the night breeze carries something sweet (asbealthgn) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 4.8K - short but delightful rockstar!Eddie/some guy!Steve meet cute
His Greatest Adversary Yet (architeuthis) - original work: 15K - absolutely wonderful story about a retired superhero and the supervillian who keeps seeking him out because he misses him (and has a very late-in-life gay awakening when he finds him)
And I Knew (in the Crystalline Knowledge of You) (PippinPips) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 27K - fantastic Practical Magic AU
Cassiopeia, Orion, Bootes (AidaRonan) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 10K - another incredible monsterfucking fic. what a fucking gift!
📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺
Shotgun Wedding
Scooby Doo, Where Are You! - s2, e1-4
Poker Face - s1, e1-4
🎧 PODCASTS 🎧
Off Menu - Ep 104: Martin Freeman
Welcome to Night Vale #210 - Ten Years Later
Welcome to Night Vale #211 - Howl
The Sporkful - The Boom And Bust Of Meat Alternatives
Renegades: Born in the USA - Relationships with Our Fathers & Masculinity
Welcome to Night Vale #212 - The Campus
You Must Remember This - 1980: Richard Gere and American Gigolo (Erotic 80s Part 3)
Welcome to Night Vale #213 - Murals
Welcome to Night Vale #214 - The Comet's Tail
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Galileo’s Middle Finger
Strange Customs with Sasha Sagan - Nicole Richie—The Conspiracy
Renegades: Born in the USA - Fatherhood
Off Menu - Ainsley Harriott
Vibe Check - Hope Is A Light-skinned Ideal
99% Invisible #523 - Six-on-Six Basketball
Ologies with Alie Ward - Laryngology (VOICE BOXES) Part 2 with Ronda Alexander
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Freud Museum London
Welcome to Night Vale - Bonus Episode: Crime Line
Welcome to Night Vale #221 - The Glow Cloud, Explained
You Must Remember This - 1981: Neonoir, Body Heat and Postman Always Rings Twice (Erotic 80s Part 4)
Into It - A History of Whammies at the Grammys (Plus: What's Lil Rel Howery Into?)
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Westgate with Rico Gagliano
Renegades: Born in the USA - Looking Towards American Renewal
Off Menu - Ep 137: Michael Schur
Endless Thread - Him: An AI Love Story
You Must Remember This - 1982: Teen Sexploitation, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's and The Blue Lagoon (Erotic 80s Part 5)
🎶 MUSIC 🎶
Presenting Miley Cyrus
Presenting Britney Spears
Presenting Dua Lipa
Future Friends [Superfruit]
Presenting Lady Gaga
My Mix #3 {mostly '80s pop with a New Wave concentration}
my 'Thumbs Up' playlist
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