#sometimes people are just messed u

[swan2swan]

Nothing funnier than a fandom getting all up-in-arms about “grooming” with a ship whose whole being spawned because they were two sadists who stabbed each other to death and, as one of them lay dying in the other’s arms, they looked like lovers saying their final, tragic goodbyes.

“But he was a child when they met!” yeah and the whole appeal of their romance is the part where they STAB EACH OTHER TO DEATH (and no, I don’t mean “try to stab”, I mean the blade goes in, and someone dies).

Also, it’s been, like, a thousand years, and he was probably a hundred years old when they met, anyway. Whatever.

#fandoms are silly sometimes #CLEARLY this is a healthy relationship between an older woman and a younger man #because THE SEA OF BLOOD #it's a man who loves killing and getting killed dancing with a woman who loves killing and healing #that's love baby #that is ROMANCE #a dance of death between grim reapers #zaraki x unohana #bleach #those two #also he's the only man who brought her joy #the one guy she loved #she had a nice quiet life with isane #but that was never her true self #which is the sadness #sometimes people are just messed u

[gobstoppr]

mspaint fanart of this fucked up xuppu plush i found on google

#i dragged my discord server into watching all of miraculous and god its jsut. such a show #the show is infinitely entertaining bc theres so much enjoyment i get laughing at how much of a mess it is #and theres still enough actual good stuff where its like yea im here for a reason #the jarring tonal shifts #the occasional janky animation #the infinite refusal to change the status quo too much (that is changing some this season but its still funny to me) #the show is clumsy. thats how id describe it. #i dont hate it. i fucking love it. i love it cuz its sometimes shit. i love it cuz it shows promise for a few seconds and then does a 180 #anyways i got distracted. point is that in our server weve decided to roleplay.as the kwamis. as a bit #they dont really have personalities but they DO have a bunch of absolute beasts of plushies n stuff online for pfps #we cant stop laughing at the fuckign xuppu one. why he look like that. look at him. #im not gonna actually tag this as miraculous bc i dont want people to bash me for my takes here in the tags. #if u like the show thats epic more power to you #i just am infinitely fascinated by it #and i have a very low bar for what gets me to laugh when im with my friends . this show is unintentionally the funniest shit ever #art #text #xuppu

[marklikely]

rip to the person who was like "id survive in saw because im good to other people so jigsaw wouldnt target me" you still might get trapped :-/

#jigsaws morality on what he thinks needs to be punished is kind of... #plus sometimes he puts totally innocent people in traps to die as part of another persons test its all a hot mess. #avpost #he might very well put you in a trap cause you got sad or annoyed once #and if he doesnt. he still might put you in someone else's trap and u get killed anyway #he'll like put you in a garbage compactor and u just have to pray this random other guy will save you and 90% of the time he wont.

[tchaikovskaya]

what is it about pitbulls that make people sincerely lose their damn minds to defend them

#hashtag victim blaming people who have their faces torn off ‘well what did u do to provoke this dog w no history of aggression?’ #uhh fucking nothing they’re just literally Animals and ones who have been bred selectively for aggression and huge muscles #the default temperament for a dog before they’re trained by responsible owners is not Docile lmao #and even relatively well behaved dogs can snap at people under the right conditions. (like a toddler messing with them for example) #the breed was created for blood sports it’s in the name. they were made to kill bulls in a pit (sometimes cage)

[phonemixer]

it pisses me off when people are perfectly fine with cis dudes doing stuff thats problematic on accident and then a trans guy does it and suddenly its like they just committed a cardinal sin and are irredeemable because people expect trans dudes to be “men but better”

#text post #mixer speaks #ignore this im just complaining #dont take this as me saying trans guys cant be misogynistic #or bigoted or whatever bc they very obviously can #its just people tend to have more leniency with cishet and cisgay men than they do with trans guys #cuz then when a trans guy does something ignorant suddenly its “living up to the label of a man” #like maybe u guys should just realize that trans people are people too and not people-but-they-have-to-be-perfect #this also applies to how people view trans women as women until they mess up and suddenly their “manliness is shining through” #fuck you guys #ill delete this later im just mad #tldr trans people mess up sometimes too and they shouldnt be seen as irredeemable monsters because they were ignorant about something

[httpiastri]

Hi! I just read let's knock everyone's hats off and i loved it ❤️ just as someone who identifies as non binary, i just wanted to let you know that reader is described as daniel's girlfriend which is fine but the title saying it was a gender neutral reader, it caught me off guard so i was wondering if you could change it to fem!reader? I don't mean to be rude or cause harm and I really hope you won't read it like that because it isn't my intention at all, it's just a bit discouraging to think that i finally found a gender neutral fic for my fav driver and then to realize that it isn't really a gender neutral fic 😅 again I don't want to upset you or anything I just thought I'd let you know but you're of course free to delete this, I really hope you won't be offended, I assure it isn't my goal. Also sorry if english is a bit off, it isn't my first language 😭 anyway i did enjoy your writing and I hope you'll keep on writing, it was great ❤️

hello! thank you for your message. i’d like to say that i am really sorry for my mistake. i was really tired when i posted the danny blurb yesterday, and i had no energy to even come up with a title nor a summary (it still has no summary…..), so when i was gonna write the genre, pairing and such i just copied the one from another blurb. i must’ve forgotten in the moment that i had mentioned the reader as his girlfriend, so i just didn’t change it… you’re not rude or offensive or anything (and your english is great, don’t worry about it!), thank you pointing out the mistake so that i could fix it. again, i apologize!

thank you for your sweet words, hope you have a great day ❤️

#im sometimes so lazy when it comes to the summary and all that stuff…. like once I’m done with something I just wanna publish it and #be done with it already #a few days ago I posted something here and just copied the genre and pairing and all that stuff from another fic #and I didn’t realize until the day after that I didn’t change the driver 🫣 #so it was like a lando fic but the pairing said reader x oscar #or the other way around #to be really honest I’m super thankful for asks like these because instead of just letting me have a mistake out in public #these asks make you see the problem and then you can fix them #like when I look back at a story and see how i have used a word really wrong or if there’s one sentence with completely messed up grammar #then I kinda wish that someone had pointed it out to me so not too many people would’ve seen it and laughed at me #do u get what I mean? maybe? idk #or maybe i should just put my stuff through Grammarly….. would make sense #anyways #i’m sorry :( and thank you!! #anon! #asks!

[dreams-of-fate]

The strong urge to make a gifset to

"True unconditional love is like, do you love someone so much that you would even love them if they didn’t love you anymore? Like that is unconditional love."

for j.fm and madame.yu. Like send help. Stop me. Idk. Bonk me on the head and tell me to do it even though I hate skimming for scenes.

#Misc. ;; #(like thank u miss s.wift for this but aaaa) #(like even tho they're a mESS) #(i dont think they ever didn't love each other) #(it was just hard and messy sometimes because they're two different people) #(and i think they still loved each other until the end)

[kellystar321]

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#periodical life updates #hi! still sleepy as hel!! thank you for being kind to my poem!! :) #i go back to college on the 6th; ive been thinking of opening ko-fi requests? i already have requests open for free but if people wanted- #to tip me for it it'd be available. im running low on funds and i still need textbooks :'/ not to mention getting lunch sometimes #college is so expensive u-u #i'd be pretty chill if no one requests; i still have enough to scrape by for now but its nice to have the option open #it's mostly going to be sketches; yall know the ones. what i usually do. high effort commissions are a bit overwhelming for me #especially with college work?? bleugh;;; but sketches are my specialty; i could do that probably. just gotta make example sheets #figure out pricing. i might make them 5$ bust/halfbody sketches and if you pay more i'll do more; like draw more of the body or- #add some color and/or simple shading or just draw more shots/add more characters; but it'll be up to how i feel #also how do i get them to people;;; hm. much to figure out. but yeah!! ko-fi requests! seems fun <333 #im not /as/ stressed about college this year but we'll see how it goes folks :P the household is a bit of a mess at the moment. #anyway! might make some food now; or draw; or go back to sleep <33 i love you <33

[dip-the-stick]

my skills include second guessing myself and blushing anytime someone gives me attention. also being attractive

#swear to god if anyone talks to me and im not used to talking to them i can feel my face getting red i hate it #like i cant talk abt the things i enjoy with ppl i get embarrassed and i keep having to school my expressions and stuff #anyways im exhausted there are too many ppl around me recently #(literally just 2 ppl tbh but like. i dont know them too well and they keep asking abt the things i like but like !!! i cant just say that #i told them i mostly read and hang out in my room and they asked what i read and my mind just went fully blank #like idk girl! books! blog posts! subtitles occasionally! #'idk sometimes i rlly doubt that im nd i feel like im pretty normal i just like my alone time and stuff' #homeboy u do not know how to act around people at all what the fuck are you talking about. try to maintain eye contact #and stay still when you talk abt something you like and not throw up at the idea of going out for smtn new #THEN we can talk abt u not being a mess of illnesses #dipshitposts

[munamania]

i literally never don’t overthink. that is a stupid sentence. so i’m thinking abt it too much but it pisses me off sooooo so much when my roommates do this shit and i know i’m a little too sensitive sometimes but like. ugh! read the room?? just occasionally do fucking anything around here??? like.

#like i know. i Know just because of. things about how i grew up and whatnot #and things never being done around the house and it always being a mess that i am reading them not doing stuff as really disrespectful when #they’re really just kinda slobs. u know. mostly the one. #and it’s like we talked about this stuff when we first moved in and maybe i need to just communicate again #but also why’s it always fall on me to be nice and communicate and then feel awkward after knowing i’m being a little uptight #like. just realize that i’m frustrated and do something about it??? i know these people don’t owe me anything except they do they owe me #being decent fucking roommates. u know. #i’m just. i’m only adding in that context because i know i’m Hypersensitive to it and it’s been making me extra neurotic lately #but also they’re just kind of being assholes. well once again mostly the one. they’re being an asshole. #it’s like. if i didn’t just go in there and clean the kitchen. yeah one of them might’ve emptied and loaded the dishwasher #but apparently no one else knows how to like wipe down a sink/stove/counter/etc. #ok. whatever. i’m just filled with so much rage in my little body sometimes when i go out there and it’s making me miserable so i’ll just #have to say something if it doesn’t change. but. yeah. #they went in their room bc i was cleaning <3 lol #abby talks

[dykekakashi]

feeling the i'll never find love or be in a fulfilling relationship downward spiral again hahaha

#i feel like people used to like me so much when i was younger. like. what changed #it sucks because i feel like i am a much more interesting person now lol #and definitely more prepared and calm as a person like i don't feel like m ylife #is constantly falling apart #yet people seemed to like me best back when i was a fucking mess #or idk maybe i was just less picky #sometimes i wonder if it's just like i used to present masc and now i'm presenting femme #which is automatically -50 points because people make a lot of assumptions about masc vs femme presentations #i know it doesn't have to do with me entirely like the fact is as u get older dating pools shrink #because more people have stable dating partners as opposed to when ur 19 #and dating apps have made dating different. but still

[arrowcuratesart]

Oh also if I ever mistag something or accidentally reblog stolen art, or art that isn't sourced properly PLEASE let me know, feel free to DM me the post in question or send me an ask or whatever and let me know what's wrong with it and I'll fix the tags or just delete the post if it's stolen art.

#arrow speaks #trying to be good about the tagging system here #and also I never want to promote stolen art #stealing art is bad don't do it #will happily reblog the original art post if that's something that someone wants to link me to if I ever mess up like that #also I don't follow all the fandoms I reblog fanart of so sometimes I'll tag the source or characters wrong or whatever #am happy to fix and correct #I'm just reblogging what comes across my dash #well sometimes I search #or go through the blogs of people I don't follow #and find stuff there #but yeah #if it is art and I think it's neat I will reblog it #or add it to my queue #also feel free to send me cool art posts that you think should go here if u want

[inthewild-flowers]

things i’ve decided abt my ocs: cap is in a relationship with tachi and both of them think maisies rlly rlly hot. the thing abt cap and tachi is that they both have horrible taste

#space pirates tag #dan talks tag #me and ben decided this hours ago i just haven’t stopped thinking abt it #it’s so funny #they have EXCACTLY the same taste in people and that taste is people that look like u just pulled them out of a ditch #and neither of them are self aware abt it #and they r both just reinforcing each other’s ideas that yeah this is obviously what everyone else finds attractive #i love tjem so much #also maisies an absolute mess of a person she needs her own post #she’s like. 6 foot 8. curls herself into tiny spaces. likes blowing things up #forgets to talk to people sometimes and just assumes they know what she’s doing #also like. rlly mean <3 #she’s mean for fun #spends her time in corners of the ship makinf bombs and then sticks out her leg and trips people up when they walk by #etc etc #wait what did ben say abt her #she’s their broken paper clip <3 #their inflatable tube man #they here refers to cap and tachi btw #their wet feral kitten their ragged paper towel

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

what i fucking hate about anxiety is that you can just have a random anxiety attack just! whenever!!!!! and then bad timing and BAM UR ENTIRE LIFES RUINED cuz now whenever ur slightly worried when before ppl wouldve been like "bro just chill out" now theyre like genuinely concerned abt u and I HATE IT SO MUCH LIKE I GENUINELY JUST WANNA PUNCH PPL IRL WHEN THEY ACT CONCERNED ABT ME especially when im having NORMAL CONCERNS abt a situation and people treat it like im gonna go off into a panic attack any second. why because ONE TIME i just randomly started like shaking and my chest got all weirdly tight and shit and it wasnt even like i was anxious at that moment and the whole time i was like "guys im chill i think i just have like too much sunburn or smth" and everyone was like "oh no hon ur having a panic attack :(" which yeah but everyone can just shut the fuck up bc i was saying out loud that i was fine and laughing it off and the entire time did not lose my goddamn composure and i think i should have the chance for literally any dignity in that respect like goddammit now i cant be like a normal anxious high school student anymore i have to be a concerning anxious high school student and i hate it so much i just i dont know what to do cuz im leaving all my best friends irl on read and i want to be able to talk to them without them getting irrationally worked up whenever im having my usual typical high schooler energy and i just right now i honestly dont want to talk to any of them ever again and i know i dont really feel that way like obviously i love them all but if they dont stop overreacting were gonna have some serious fucking problems

#tw vent #sorry guys i just its just #like i dont know what else to do tumblr is the only goddamn place where i can be an unhinged mess sometimes for actual real which not even #the goddamn panic attack was like that was not me being actually unhinged and concerning #compared with like i act way more worrying on this website a lot of times and nobody fucking is weird aboutit #like i can have a full on spiral of crippling anxiety complete with a real life actual anxiety panic attack for a real reason and #post about it on tumblr dot com in real time and people will just be like 'bro r u ok lol' and it is so much more comforting #ppl never bring it up unless i explicitly say im not ok can i talk to someone #ppl respect ur shit so much more online tbh #BUT LIKE PPL R JUST CHILL #GOD IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS AND SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN PPL ARENT CHILL AND ITS ABT ME #like mind ur own goddamn business

[pothos-banshee]

I want a cigarette (or 3) and a swift kick in the ribs.

#and a therapist but thats expensive. #banshee screams #boyfriend told me he thinks he's not good enough for me and I couldn't scrape up a reaction other than holding him and telling him we're ok #because we are #at least to me #fuck #he listed stuff he sees as himself messing up and im like babe. #u were a virgin and never dated til i came along ofc you're gonna hit some bumps along the way #just bc i get annoyed doesnt mean you are inherently an annoying person it just means we're human #normal people get on each others nerves a bit sometimes #doesnt mean you dont care bc i know you do #i wish i had more energy to take care of other people

[seknots-izumimir]

's the mika again n m BORED do ya got anythin good ya do when yer understimulated.... mostly 've been makin my noises but that's not doin much fer me -🪴

i have a few fidget toys i mess with??? also i just do like 7 things at once (i have my TV on playing an episode of How It's Made, i'm watching YouTube videos, and i have my phone auto-playing Fire Emblem Heroes maps so i can try and get a chrom alt i want... and i'm debating grabbing my switch to play Tears of the Kingdom...)

but otherwise no i just kinda scribble on mspaint or meow at myself or try to wake sonata up in the headspace to entertain me (success rate: 35%)

i would recommend finding a thing to mess around with !! like a lil fidget toy or just smth mindless on a device (i color or play gardenscapes on my phone usually... or auto in a game so i can watch things happen without needing to click buttons) maybe !! find a fun youtube video??? or a fun tv show??? i like cooking shows and stuff like how it's made :3

#im a cooking show fan its a fact. i lov watching people cook things #but yeah i just do A Lot at once bc it eats my attention but also i have either a .5 second attention span or a 500000 year one #godspeed mika o7 may you find something to entertain yourself #maybe get a fidget cube. i love those things <- does not own one but rlly wants one #i just have a funky thing that spins that i melted by accident bc i also use it as a laptop stand for when my laptop gets hot so it doesn't #work. and also those little like????? plastic bubble-wrap-y things?????? idk how to describe them. that i mess with sometimes #i wanna get smth i can chew on too but alas. the world is cruel to those of us who want to BIte #anyway. good luck o7 u can also just go harass ur mutuals and send them random pictures of ducks or smth #don't tell them i told u to do that tho /lh #system anon 🪴