#sorry all i have are shitposts . My bad

[bookwyrminspiration]

my college professor has one of my sideblog urls now so she can grade my tumblr posting for fandom class. and i'm not even joking

#shitpost #quil's unholy underworld #sorry it's just so wild to me that i'm like. damn. i need to think about that again for a second #it's an empty blog currently but. guess I gotta vamp it up a little cause I have to. you know. actually use it now #in the intro discussion board we're all listing some fandoms. talking like we're on social media #it's really fucking with me (not in a bad way just like??? hello???) #i've never been in a class with that vibe it feels unreal. my PROFESSOR has my TUMBLR for CLASS

[martynsimp69]

I'm being coherent now. I'm so obsessed with the implications of like what happens next. like the legal proceedings and on social media. I want to see fis in universe memes on the days after they find out. do they ever find out he fucked the fish because if I'm on twitter I'm assuming immediately he fucked the fish. does martyn get to like. testify? do they take a boat out there to interview him? much to think about

i kept neglecting to reply to this im so sorry but i understand you. i wish i had better answers for everything bc the idea of the fallout of everything is SO interesting but unfortunately i am not well-versed enough in relevant court cases to give a good answer yet. but i like to think doc starts vlogging with martyn from a boat or something a few years down the line. twitch livestream of gopro footage shot by martyn but its just really dark and incomprehensible shakycam of open ocean. my partners and i also have a handful of fake in-universe twitter posts that we've had for like. months. (some of these are more canon than others)

#sorry all i have are shitposts . My bad #fis au #ask #jmonsaord #i did a bit of reading up on legal proceedings that could be relevant to fis when i was publishing the epilogue but it was also like. 4am #i would REALLY like to do justice to the legal drama side of things if i ever explore that more. but i dont have much experience with that. #theres this vague idea of post-story short stories rattling around in my brain about other characters who are sirens/interact with sirens #and what doc and martyn get up to later in life #but thats a long ways out if i do that. it would be nice tho

[guinevereslancelot]

i'm so sick of cynicism!!! i'm so sick of everyone being too edgy to care or feel or believe in anything earnestly!!!! i'm so sick of it!!!! it's not cool to pretend to be so jaded and unaffected by everything that you risk nothing!!!! stop trying to be too cool for happiness and hope and love and living!!!! your reward is bitterness and misery!!! it's spring and we're healing!!!!!

#i am trying so so hard to have hope and believe in things #i refuse to suck the joy out of my life on purpose #maybe i will never find romance maybe i will never fall in love maybe all my friends DO secretly hate me and we're born to suffer #but what if i live and i love and i find joy and meaning in life anyway #what then #what if the worst comes to pass and i never fall in love and i go blind and lose all my friends but i still have my family #and i get a job that's fulfilling and i make new friends and i adopt a child and have my own family and i find new ways to experience beauty #what if every bad thing that happens or could happen isn't the worst thing that could happen #im fighting for my life against bitterness and cynicism and it just shows me how romanticized it is and how ingrained in our culture #being too cool for genuine emotions and hope won't save you #sorry for liveblogging my breakdown but today its an optimistic breakdown #this has been a shitpost

[miahasahardname]

leenage gutant binja turtles

#hello tmnt community! i bring you these… things as an offering! #will i return? …possibly not! #(still not all confident about drawing the turts but i have SO many ideas for an au. they’re just don’t make a lot of sense yet) #also wondering why the first drawing is a much higher quality than the other three? #that’s because those other three are doodles i did in my physics jotter three(?) weeks ago and decided to trace and colour! #yippeeeeeeee #anyways i love tmnt 2012. i know venus is here and she’s not actually IN tmnt 2012 but i wanted to draw her in this style so. yeah #sunset duo in 2012 is so good that’s why i had to draw them cheering eachother on #they are their number one haters and number one fans #tmnt raph #tmnt leo #tmnt mikey #(the best version of the best ninja turtle. btw.) #tmnt donnie #tmnt venus #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #erm mmmmm……. final drawing is a shitpost i guess. #sorry if it’s bad lol #(tempted to post human designs but that would require discussing my auand uh…. yeah still not ready for that!) #i’ll be honest and say i’ve never been anxious about posting art until THIS

[cxpperhead]

Copperhead Has Appeared! What To Do?

Awkward hug

Make them mine

Punch

Marry

#🐍 || dashboard games #🐍 || memes #Yoinked it off somebody because it was making the rounds again #I had to laugh at this because they're all bad options 😂 #Sorry for the shitposting smol I'm just knackered and it doesn't help my doggo isn't well #Seems to have trouble going so I'm worried she's swallowed something she shouldn't have #If she's not right tomorrow then I'll arrange a visit to the vet #animal sickness tw #animal sickness cw #Just adding those tags just in case #Tired AND anxious tonight yay :D

[deus-ex-mona]

the way this was the last new image featuring daimeggle th o u g h

#and no the evolved dai 5☆ image doesn’t count bc it was shown in the hw day stream to promote the event lmao #the daizo image doesn’t count bc. i. s o b s daizoooooooooooooooooooo i miss my crackship of all timeeeeee #the latest iv image was from the ramen double date a n d yuirio were last seen in sukiuso #s o bs daimeggle w h e r e pls free them i miss themmmmmmm #though. i say this as a dai stan b u t. um. my favourite ft4 ship is actually meguyui. lmao. im sorry for being a fake (star) fan #i just think meguyui are really funny together. that’s all~~~~~~~ #but man. m a n. being sicks is suffering™️ there hasn’t been any brand new ft4 content in over a y e a r. #the way people on ft4 twt keep the fanbase alive is p lit tbh. #auauauaaaaaaa i wanna go to this jp con that’s happening tmr sooo bad. some ft4 twt artists have made an ft4 calendar for next year and i!!! #i hope i can proxy it over via booth after it’s over thoughhh. but man. it seems like there’s gonna be quite a few ft4 djs at that con… #and. like. ✨needs✨ tbh. im grasping at straws for content here #. i think this is a sign that i need more sleep. yeah. maybe there’ll be new dai content when i wake up. maybe… #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #omg hi tagging system how nice of you to remember my dai tag—

[signofthestriking]

I have this odd childhood memory of asking my mom if it was possible to get addicted to cough drops and she kinda explained the differences between a substance dependency and a psychological addiction, and she had no idea I was asking because of an edgy and highly explicit red medic fanfic i had stumbled upon

#the childhood experience of growing up without any adult *actually* monitoring one's online behavior is truly an interesting one #for further context i did not know what tf2 was at the time #i was going through a phase #so i just assumed it was referring to a creepypasta i'd never heard of before #and i had just learned what lemons were and was morbidly curious so guess what i looked up #its still up too as far as i know #not really my cup of tea tbh #like not cause the smut was bad theres just one hangup i personally cant let slide anymore #y/n would have gotten some kind of disease that's all im gonna say on that #shitpost #tw nsft #tw smut #smut fanfiction #smutfic #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 fans im sorry #smut fic #tf2 smut #tw addiction

[six-of-cringe]

Ok guys so anytime you think something you want is impossible to achieve. Just think of me, and how I have just encountered a homophobic six of crows fan in the wild. Nothing is impossible you can be anything you want to be ❤️

#like why. are you HERE. #'just girls?' 'yes of course.' #'i am a respectable young man wylan.' #i feel like in this person's canon wylan fucking dies right then and jesper settles down with a good religious girl #sorry that a handful ppl headcanoning inej as bi disgusts u so bad lol. cry #does this person skip all the chapters narrated by Queers #i mean like 'you people need to stop shoving it down our throats' homophobic #not just like minorly accidental homophobic #i'm being slightly dramatic but god this is the last thing i need right now. #I want to Win the Argument but i don't have the surgical prowess to remove this person's head from their ass #my anxiety tells me this person will See this Post and then doxx me via my instagram. oh well don't care enough lol #sure send biphobes to my address. i'm not trapped with them they're trapped with me #six of crows #soc #soc shitpost #cw homophobia #cw biphobia #just in case <3

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

Blog Update • December 24, 2023

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#mod rambling #not a suggestion #lmao hiiii. hi. sorry i like never post anymore #ive contemplated deleting this blog for good quite a few times but id have nowhere else to put my shitty cannibalism memes/jokes :/ #and actually i realized theres a few things here saved from blogs that also deactivated w/o warning. i had no idea there was one blog i #really liked and then suddenly looking thru my old posts on here i rbed something of theirs and realized theyre gone now. wow #i wish id saved more. but anyways i have a bunch of uhhh both aesthetic & shitpost shit in my drafts backlog #a. lot. so i might just start posting that slowly over these days. i might try and write some short things here and there too #bc u kno this STARTED as a '''suggestion''' blog but im sure as hell not doing that much of that lmao. sorry guys #or just make more shitposty posts courtesy of moi. idk. smthn cause i kinda feel bad abandoning this #also this blog has a tendency to update whenever im in deep mental crises and. hahaaaa guess what chat ur not gonna believe this #anyways yeah surprise im alive. for now. ill start organizing the queue. thx to all who stayed for ur patience

[alltimefail-sims]

This album came out in 2001 and you can bet that Maggie Pries had it on infinite loop.

0 skips, Erwin knows "All You Wanted" by heart and has childhood war flashbacks when he hears it!

That's all

#She played this cd so much that she had to buy a second copy after the first one skipped - #so bad from being so well used ❤❤❤ #I know I pop in and drop the most out of context shit on here and I am not sorry #If I cannot infodump about my OCs here I will simply perish #I have nowhere else to go!!! This is my shitposting kingdom!! #Anyway. Ahem. Hope you all had/have a good day! 😙✌ #just shitposting #strangerville outtakes #maggie pries #oc: maggie

[marshmallowgoop]

Yes, I did get this 2017 Detective Conan movie guidebook purely for the cover.

The blorbos.

No, I still haven't seen The Crimson Love Letter.

#shitpost #shut up goop #i'd take out the poster but unless i'm missing something it's not perforated or anything and i'm afraid of just totally ripping it ^^; #they're so cute though #picked this up with all the detco blu-rays i ordered because why not it was 350 yen and i was internationally shipping those already #maybe i should have grouped this purchase with something else though because this book is pretty big #(hence the bad scan sorry... tried a few times but it was just difficult with how big it is) #ended up with a much bigger box than would have been needed for just blu-rays ^^; #ah well make the most out of my 5% international fedex discount while i can right? #(the proxy site i use most to order things from japan--called from japan--gives you minor shipping discounts if you spend enough) #(spending over 40k yen in a year gets you the samurai rank with a 3% ems and fedex discount) #(while spending over 100k yen gets you the tonosama rank with a 5% discount and spending over 400k gets you the 10% off shogun rank) #(i tend to always stay in samurai but i went so overboard with dcmk stuff that i've been at tonosama for a while) #(but lose it in a few days rip... the tonosama avatar is way cuter than the samurai one lol) #(but anyway i've had my problems with fedex but this time they literally got it shipped to me internationally in *one* day?!) #(color me impressed. used to always wait multiple months for my international shipments for the lower cost) #(but getting a package from japan the day after it's shipped is well worth the extra money i'd say) #anyway anyway wish i could understand this book but it has a lot of great pictures and that cover is so good 🥺 #detective conan

[bookwyrminspiration]

GOD I have to send another email? after I just sent one? killing and maiming and stabbing and killing

#shitpost #I don't have to send it right now #but on monday probably. hatred #I don't /want/ to meet with my academic advisors :( #not because they're bad or anything I just wanna sit in a hole in the ground and tell stories #and in meetings I gotta acknowledge i'm a person and living under capitalism #i am in the system #if I am complaining about things a lot recently it's because right now many things are time sensitive and I'm dealing with them all at once #so. not sorry. but also heads up

[rainbows-and-whumperflies]

tw for catcalling mention

does anyone have any advice for coping with the affects of catcalling? all google told me was how to respond while it was happening and I need aftermath advice

#all i've done today is read whump and pretend my core ablility is real #oh and avoiding hw that's due monday #which is Bad cuz i have work tomorrow and wont have time for anything #504 cant help me if i have no motivation anyway #sorry i did not mean to turn that into a rant #but anyway #advice pls ;-; #rainbow's shitposts

[guinevereslancelot]

i've heard how isolating grief can be because everyone is afraid to talk to you but apparently having a scary diagnosis is the same way 🥲

#i wasnt expecting the reaction (or lack thereof) from most of my friends to my diagnosis #i've had invisible disabilities for years so im used to people not really caring about that but this is different #like nobody wants to talk to me at all about anything #most of my friends are avoiding me #i guess im too depressing to be around or they feel awkward and dont know what to say #but its super depressing and kind of hurtful like nobody cares #only one friend who's a nurse and one friend who also had a really bad health crisis not too long ago are acting like they care #im sure its not that nobody literally cares they just dont know what to say or whatever but :( #even some older people i know are doing it which surprised me #i expected more mature people to be used to news like this and better at reacting to it #anyway its only a chance i might go blind not a certainty #i would still like to be part of conversations #we dont Have to talk about the elephant in the room #though i kind of would like to a bit but i dont have to with everyone all the time #im not about to start crying if you talk to me #people i barely know seem less afraid to talk to me than my actual friends #they'll at least ask how i'm doing before ending the conversation lol #anyway 🧍‍♀️ #sorry to be a downer by existing #this has been a shitpost #illness tw #anyway its not certain its just a chance i might go blind #either way im not dying #even if i were it would be hurtful obviously but whatever

[h00f]

woah, hi! it’s been a while!

i’ve just finished another year of college, and i think i want to try taking my blog back and using it for my own enjoyment! i’m going to start posting more art i’ve been making, but also reblogging things! and sharing thoughts! ive really, really missed being able to do that, so i’m starting it again now! no more fear :)

i just posted a piece from my last semester, and i will probably put up some more later tonight and tomorrow! hopefully even reblogging things here again!!

i hope you’re all doing well, and ily!

#if i havent replied to you i am still deeply sorry. i have a very hard time talking to people these days; especially digitally #reminds me of bad times. so i will just be posting for now until i can do that again! i hope you can forgive me #today i had to take one of my cats to the emergency vet. i might lose my house soon but i’m happy to be making art again. it will be ok! #anyways hi! this is soup! i’m one of jayson’s alters! #back in 2020 i had a really really bad time. and my brain fractured more than it was before #and now i’m a lot of people! but we work together and my life is fairly happy these days! #i want to learn robotics and how to 3D model; im interested in metal casting and prop making too! #i draw lots but never finish anything. sketchbook pics will have to do for now #im not really writing this to anybody; it’s just been really hard and i miss the comfort of speaking my mind. and this is my blog!! #so i will be apologetic no longer!! i’m going to shitpost and reblog funny memes and post art i’m proud of #and i hope you all will join me for this new era! #and a new text post tag too because i’m tired of thinking nobody cares! bc they do 💛 #souptxt #oh and if ur curious.. theres about 15 of us? youll probably see the variety. my ocs came to life and live in my head STORYTIME GONE WRONG!! #LAST THING: IM A SCULPTURE MAJOR NOW……… #so i make statues but ALSO ive been making stuffies! and prop masks! well just the one ok but still #also? i work as a baker and it’s actually… really nice. it’s good to like the labor i put in! #i will send u pretzels if u ask nice enough

[rosicheeks]

Snap Babe here, I'm sorry that Johnny Jackass can't see how perfect you actually are. He's guaranteed to be much worse off in the long run now that he doesn't have Rosie.

Trust me buddy I’m far from perfect 😂

#lol I knew I was going to regret those shitposts #I have been extra emotional lately #so you guys should ignore any and all shut up rosie posts rn #awh my snap babes #I love you so so much #I’m giving you a huge smooch on your cheek #I know I say this all the time but I’m sorry I’ve been so inactive lately…. life has been kicking my ass #but I love each and every one of you so much 💖 #I can’t wait to talk to you guys soon! #as for ‘Johnny jackass’ #truly he’s not a bad guy… he’s just not the one for me and that’s fine #I never want to force love #i want to find someone where we just kinda click #no lies no bullshit #I truly think I was trying to make him into someone he’s not and THATS the part that’s not ok #I know those posts were very aimed at how mad I am at him but I’m really more mad at myself? #but enough about that #I do think that anyone who ‘has’ me and then loses me? truly fucked up #I don’t mean to toot my own horn #but I think I’m a one in a million type of girl #yes I have plenty of insecurities and down days where I think I’m scum… but at my core I do know my value #i know how big my heart is and how much love I have to offer #and I can’t WAIT until I find my special someone #where they meet me and they work and fight to get me #and once they have me??? they never ever let me go #I want to become their most prized possession where they would do absolutely anything to keep me #and then I want to shower them with all my love #I’m thinking about so many cute scenarios right nowwwwww #but it’s ok cause it’s not with him anymore!! and I think that’s major progress 😌 #ask