#source:the internet

[starillion]

curufin: can you do me a favour?

celegorm: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.

curufin: …can you do the dishes?

celegorm: no.

#silm shitpost #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #tolkien #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion incorrect quotes #celegorm #curufin #source:the internet

[onechaoticgremlin]

Sophie: I couldn't do this without you, Bi. Biana: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, but you could.

#sophie foster #kotlc #keepers of the lost cities #kotlc incorrect quotes #incorrect kotlc quotes #biana vacker #source:the internet #I’m tired #okay bye #alas #Sophie’s the main character

[reijibunny]

Natsuki: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Syo: Natsuki please, it's 3 am.

#Natsuki #Shinomiya #Syo #Kusuru #Syo Kusuru #Natsuki Shinomiya #utapri #utanoprincesama #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[superdogbiter]

Bucky:”And that’s my art.What do you think?

Sam:”I have some constructive criticism.Can i say it,i don’t want to sound too mean”

Bucky:”No go ahead i want to hear it”

Sam:”It fucking sucks”

Bucky:”That is NOT constructive criticism”

#falcon and winter soldier #falcon and the winter soldier #sambucky #winterfalcon #sam wilson #bucky barnes #source:the internet

[incorrectrpdr]

Dela: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Adore: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Dela: One vanilla latte with extra marshmallows and whipped cream coming up.

#bendelacreme #adore delano #rpdr6 #rupaul's drag race #source:the internet

[mekkewe]

Source:the internet 

[ironymous]

The Utah Nurse is Not Alone — Cops Have a History of Abusing Professionals Rendering Aid — Counter Current News

The Utah Nurse is Not Alone — Cops Have a History of Abusing Professionals Rendering Aid — Counter Current News

Source:The Free Thought Project By: Rachel Blevins The Body Cam footage of a nurse being violently arrested by a police officer in Salt Lake City while other officers on the scene watched and aided the arrest went viral on Friday. The internet watched in horror as a nurse followed the orders from her supervisors…

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[reijibunny]

Nagi: The best thing about me? I'm limited edition. There are no other copies!

Ai: Thank God.

#Ai #Mikaze #Ai Mikaze #Nagi #Mikado #Nagi Mikado #utapri #utanoprincesama #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

(I'm not dead!!!)

Natsuki: My fish can break dance! But only for 20 seconds. And only once.

#utapri #utanoprincesama #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet #natsuki #shinomiya #shinomiya natsuki #I'm sorry #Dark humor

[reijibunny]

Shion: I'm great in bed.

I can sleep for days.

#Shion #Amakusa #Shion Amakusa #utapri #utanoprincesama #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Reiji: Sometimes when I try to go to sleep, my biggest regret keeps me awake.

(In the middle of the night)

Ittoki: Hey Reiji.

#Ittoki #Otoya #Reiji #Kotobuki #ittoki otoya #Reiji Kotobuki #utapri #utanoprincesama #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Reiji: What if I get kidnapped?

Ai: Don’t worry, they’ll bring you back.

#Ai #Reiji #Kotobuki #Mikaze #Reiji Kotobuki #Ai Mikaze #uta no prince-sama #utapri #uta no prince sama #utanoprincesama #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Ai: What if “It’s raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are the same event from a different perspective.

Ranmaru: What kind of drugs are you on?

#Ai #Mikaze #Ranmaru #Kurosaki #Ai Mikaze #Ranmaru Kurosaki #uta no prince-sama #utapri #uta no prince sama #utanoprincesama #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Ranmaru: Did you just fall?

Reiji: No, I was just checking if gravity still worked.

#Ranmaru #Kurosaki #Ranmaru Kurosaki #Reiji Kotobuki #Reiji #Kotobuki #uta no prince-sama #utapri #uta no prince sama #utanoprincesama #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Nagi: Your such a jerk.

Ai: You’re*

Nagi: Your so annoying!

Ai: You’re*

Nagi: Stop doing that. Your making me mad!

Ai: You’re*

Nagi Fine! I’m gonna slap you’re face!

Ai: Your*

#Ai #Mikaze #Ai Mikaze #Nagi #Mikado #Nagi Mikado #uta no prince-sama #utapri #uta no prince sama #utanoprincesama #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet

[reijibunny]

Yamato: I wish people came with a thirty second trailer. So I can see what I’m getting myself into.

#Yamato #Hyuga #Yamato Hyuga #uta no prince-sama #utapri #uta no prince sama #utanoprincesama #incorrect utapri quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect utapri #source:the internet