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#incorrect utapri quotes
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Haruka: you think the wind is trying to tell us something and we just can't hear it? Ranmaru, seeing its 1am: can you just stop saying weird sh!t
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reijibunny · 2 years
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Natsuki: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Syo: Natsuki please, it's 3 am.
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daily-mikaze-ai · 3 years
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Syo: WHY. Why did you give Nagi a KNIFE?!
Ai: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Syo: Now I feel unsafe!
Ai: I’m sorry.
Ai: ...Would you like a knife?
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midorikawawas · 3 years
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Reiji: *Lits up an incense*
Ai: What are you doing?
Reiji: I just thought some cleansing would be good, you know, to get bad energies away from our home!
Camus: *gets an allergy fit and leaves the living room*
Ranmaru:... I can't believe it! It works!
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But if you close your eyes..
*video sourced from MeowThemall on YouTube*
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kachewsnail · 4 years
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Masato: Say those three little words.
Ren: I love you.
Masato: Try again.
Ren: I will behave
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musiclarity · 4 years
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Aine and Ai: Steal a helicopter and are currently 3000 feet in the air. 
Ai: "What do you mean you don't know how to fly this thing?"
Aine: "I mean I don't really know how to fly this thing." 
Ai: "Then how did we get up here?!" 
Aine: "I don't know! I just started pushing buttons!"
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Reiji: I’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get ME to do it’s dirty work for it !
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syos-hats · 5 years
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uta-no-fan-sama · 5 years
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I put the succ in success.
Yamato, probably
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utapriblog · 5 years
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Natsuki: *sees a milk snake*
Natsuki: Kya!
Natsuki: *dresses it in a cute outfit*
Natsuki: Waaah~ Kawaii suneeku~
Syo: *comes in*
Syo: *sees the snake*
Syo: Ahhh! What is that?!
Natsuki: ...
Natsuki: A cute snake!
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Yamato: did you see that everyones wearing pink to see the Barbie movie? Syo:*decked out in his usual clothes* Yamato: ... Syo: its my time to shine
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reijibunny · 2 years
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Nagi: The best thing about me? I'm limited edition. There are no other copies!
Ai: Thank God.
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daily-mikaze-ai · 3 years
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Ranmaru: [Screams]
Camus: [Screams louder to assert dominance]
Reiji: Shouldn't we do something?!
Ai, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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ryolightswan · 6 years
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Liar! Gang Texting #22 (Continuation Request from @xxashipeachesxx)
Joe: I invited some idols onto the chat. Sorry I didn't say but *exclaims random french words I cant speak french I sorry* You can finally meet!
Keima: So, nice to meet you, Rei-
Reiji: *gone*
Keima: :D................ People hate me.
-meanwhile-
Camus: *thinking to self* What did I get invited to?
Shuto: So I took another dip with my mom today :'D
Camus: ...?
Azusa: I told you to stop having baths with her D:
Camus: ?!
Shuto: Im used to it, Im sorry! I tried, but she was in the bath when I got home and wouldnt get out! My dad couldnt drag her out cause shes pretty heavy.
Camus: *lurking intently*
Azusa: I stopped scamming so you sh-
Camus: tURN YOURSELF IN, PEASANTS, OR ILL TURN YOU IN MYSELF
Azusa AND Shuto: *internet screams*
Kunio: IM HAVING SEX STFU
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Y’all it’s Ren’s birthday in JP rn I am screaming.
TO CELEBRATE HERE IS A BUNCH OF INCORRECT QUOTES IN ONE POST, LETS GET IT.
TIME TO CELEBRATE THIS SEXY SAX MAN
Ren Jinguji Birthday Incorrect Quotes compilation:
Syo: I can feel [your self insert/oc] undressing me with their eyes..
Ren: I don’t know dude, they aren’t laughing :))
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Ren: I’m not doing too well
Ren: I have this headache that comes and goes
Tokiya: *doesn’t show up again to rehearsal*
Ren: Oh look there it is again.
If you have seen Utapri Season 1, you will get this reference.
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Masato: You’re stupid.
Ren: *laughing* that’s it?
Masato: Give it time, it’ll eat at you.
[Later]
Ren: Am I stupid?
Tokiya: Yeah, a little.
Ren: Damn him.
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Syo: I’m confused.
Masato: Water’s wet. Ittoki is sunshine. Ren is hot.
Syo: What?
Masato: My sincerest apologies, I thought we were listing the obvious things.
Ren: Did you say I’m hot?
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Masato: If a villain got to you, I’d track them down for the ends of the earth so they would have to face justice for it.
Ren: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Ranmaru: *Disturbed, Concered and Confused* You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?
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[When Ren loses Syo in the store, to a worker:]
Ren: Have you seen my son?
Ren: Tiny midget, Blonde, Turquoise eyes.
Ren: Quite possibly Gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.
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Ai: If you took a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Eiichi: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Syo: Sick.
Ranmaru: Drunk.
Reiji: Wasted.
Ren: Dead.
Ren and Reiji: *points to each other* AYEEEEEEEEEEE
@mikaze-discord *coughs*
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Ren: Do you think I could fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?
Masato: You are a hazard to society.
Ranmaru: And a coward, do 30.
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Ryuya: Ren, why are you sulking?
Ren: Someone said Pluto isn’t a planet, can you believe the stupidity—
Ryuya: It’s not a planet though—
Ren: You’re dead to me now.
Saotome Ren’s relationship with Ryuya in a bag.
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Syo: CAN YOU GUYS JUST TRY TO SEE MY PERSPECTIVE!
Ren: *gets on knees*
Yamato: *crouches down*
Syo: ...
Syo: I will kill you both in your sleep.
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AND WITH THAT CONCLUDES THE COMPLIATION! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THESE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT AND FOR LOVING REN!
Happy birthday, Ren! Thank you so much for being the light in the dark when I always needed you, and for always being the comfort character I had always needed. I will always always always love you, and at the end of the day I just want you to be happy. I hope you will always find your happiness.
Ren deserves so much, that even I can’t put into words, if you’re someone else who truly loves him, bless your existence.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! I love you all, and your loved ones love you too! Don’t forget to remind them how much you care! See you next time 🧡💕
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