his teammates caught him & eddie messing around behind the bleachers again :/
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Steve: [removes Eddie from his lap to do work]
Eddie: husband is... evil? husband is unyielding? husband hates me? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going into hiding again. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Y/N: *Gently taps table*
Jonathan: *Taps back*
Steve: What are they doing?
Robin: Morse code.
Y/N: *Aggressively taps table*
Jonathan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Eddie: "Hey your friend Steve is cute."
Robin: *glares*
Eddie: "It was a joke."
*at the wedding*
Robin giving her best man speech: "And then he told me it was a joke."
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Steve: ARE YOU OK?? *To Eddie and Dustin.*
Eddie: No
Steve: ARE YOU HURT??
Dustin: No
Steve: THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO DIPSHITS THINKING?!!
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Y/n, to Steve: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Steve: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Y/n: You just told me you're pregnant.
Robin: Congratulations, Steve, you're glowing!
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Robin: Remember when Eddie and the Party made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
Steve, nodding: Lord of the Rings
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*Steve teaching Y/N to drive and taking Dustin along for the ride*
Steve: That's a pothole. To the left!
Y/N: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Dustin, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Y/N: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Steve, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Y/N: Country Roads.
Dustin: To the place.
Y/N and Dustin in unison: I Belong!
Steve, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Steve: Time to kiss the homies goodnight!
Steve: Goodnight, Robin!
*Kisses Robin on the forehead*
Steve: Goodnight, Nancy!
*Kisses Nancy on the back of her hand*
Steve: Goodnight, Eddie!
*Tries to kiss Eddie on the cheek*
*Eddie turns his head last minute*
Eddie: Goodnight, Ste--
*Steve accidentally kisses Eddie on the lips*
Steve:
Eddie:
Robin:
Nancy:
Steve: Does this mean we're married now?
Eddie: At least buy me dinner first.
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Steve: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?
Nancy: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Eddie & Robin: smad.
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Y/N, tending to Steve's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Steve: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Robin: "I don't think we can girlboss, gaslight, or gatekeep our way out of this one."
Steve: "All we have left are mansplain, manipulate, and malewife then "
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Steve: still laying in bed, watching eddie get dressed
Steve: are those my boxers
Eddie: *looks down* uhhh…yeah?
Steve: *groans* how many times have i told you not to take my underwear
Eddie: awww little stevie’s mad cuz i took his boxers
Eddie: what if i let you wear mine
Steve: *throws a pillow at eddie*
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Steve: *eat a chip that Robin offer him.*
Robin: *Takes a picture of Steve while he eat it.* Ha! Got it! A bad picture!
Robin: *Check the picture.*
Steve: It is, though?
*Picture* *Steve in the photo looks nice, hair perfect, posing perfectly.*
Robin: *confused* No! Wait! You were eating a chip!
Robin: *Turn to look at Steve.* Where’s is the chip?
Steve: *With a glass of wine* It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture.
Steve: *Shrug* I don’t know why. Ask God. *He kiss his fingers and then point to the ceiling.*
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Steve: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Y/n: What baby?
Steve, crying a bit: Me.
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