#strawzy answers

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

*KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* DID SOMEONE MENTION ACRONIX???

YES I DID

WELCOME, IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE LOVE THE TIME BOY

#not his brother though #krux can burn #strawzy answers #emperor-max #ninjago #acronix

[spirallingintotheabyss]

youve probably been asked before but what are the full sets for xe/xem ve/vaem & ze/zem? i tried to find out but tumblr is being itself. also im making a google doc of my friends pronouns so i dont forget so thats why im asking. if you dont know what i mean its like

she/her/her/hers/herself

she is cool

i like her

that is her jacket

the shoes are hers

shes proud of herself

sorry for the inconvenience ;alkdh ily

It's ok! The way I use them is

They/them as a template

They/them/their/theirs/themself

Xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself

Ze/zem/zer/zers/zemself

Ve/vaem/vaer/vaers/vaemself

So I'll use the example you gave! (With one set but I can do more of you want!)

Xe are cool

I like xem

This is xyr jacket

The shoes are xyrs

Xe are proud of xemself

(note that not everyone uses them plurally! I do but not everyone does) hope this helps! (Also can I link this to my pinned post? If not I'll make another one but it might be helpful!)

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy

[lgbtq-plus-christian]

Hey! I’m pretty new to the lgbtq+ community and love this space! two questions: a) what are the A and B sides of the conversation and b) what are your thoughts on the word queer as a label? God bless!

Why hello there! I’m sorry if it’s been a while since you asked, I didn’t have my laptop for a while so I couldn’t get onto tumblr aslhds anyways I hope you’re doing well and I’m glad to answer!

Side A Christians are LGBTQ+ Christians who believe that God affirms gay relationships and transition and stuff like that, and Side B Christians are Christians who experience same-sex attraction or gender incongruence but do not believe God affirms the above concepts, so they choose to not identify with those labels. Both sides are absolutely wonderful and deserving of respect for their opinions, and are absolutely welcome here!

I can’t speak for Blob, but I personally don’t think of queer as a slur. I think it’s perfectly valid to use just as a label for yourself or as an overarching term for the community. Of course, some people don’t like the word to be applied to them for various reasons, so that should be respected and they should not be referred to as queer, but I personally have no qualms for it. In the words of tumblr user @/cyberstarfox, “just have a good gay time.”

Stay safe out there! God bless you too <3

- Mod Strawzy

#i forgot what i tagged this stuff with #side a #side b #?? #christian #christianity #if someone knows what my tagging system was hit me up #ask

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

Oh, you wanted me to hit you with some? Bet. Do all of them Strawberry

YOBI I LEGIT JUST ASKED SOMEONE THE SAME THING

YOU’RE OMNISCIENT I SWEAR

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I have never considered that before now but thanks for that

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3 probably, I’m not really scared of the dark most of the time (unless it’s literally pitch black), but every once in a while i get really unnerved bc i get rlly paranoid

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Satan

4. What is your favorite word?

“faith” bc my faith and bc synesthesia

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

uhhh flowering cherry bc at my old house my brothers and I each had a tree that my dad planted for us when we were each born and mine was a flowering cherry

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

I looked in the mirror this morning?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

coral pink bubba gump shrimp co. t shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

child of God, daughter of Sappho

9. Bright room or dark room?

bright if we’re talking natural light being let in through my windows, dark if we’re talking just normally bc rlly bright lights mess w my sensory issues

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

talking to you yobi

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

this age, I’m a firm believer in that things will always get better, even if only one small thing does improve, when i think back on past years i get anxious and nostalgia isn’t good for me

12. Who told you they loved you last?

@toomanyfanfics that one

13. Your worst enemy?

my mental health tbh

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

never experienced romantic attraction, i used to have a plush (qp crush) on one of my best irl friends tho (@ blob have fun with this fact)

16. The last song you listened to?

I am listening to Echosmith’s Cool Kids as I am writing this, before that I was listening to Girls by Marina and the Diamonds, which is a hilarious song i 11/10 recommend

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

myself, I’m not s*icidal but I’m not killing someone else

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

whoever the person who decided Teen Vogue should endorse child pornography was

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

me, I would make myself do actual work for once

20. What is your best physical attribute?

my eyes, i just like them. fun fact this one kid i used to be kinda good friends with was talking with me on snapchat once (bc we did that a lot, back when i had snapchat) and i don’t remember how we got into this but he ended up describing my eyes really weirdly? it was really deep and got kinda strange? it was like a movie scene but via text message and then in the middle of it he was like “wtf am i doing” and i will always remember that (dude if you are for some reason reading this then idek what to say man. sorry). anyone who knows me irl (@ you blob) can take a guess as to who this is

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

idk the answer to either of those questions tbh

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

idek man sorry

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

weed, like i’m genuinely terrified of being in its presence (never been in its presence before), i’ve had nightmares about it

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

EVERY TIME I GO TO SUBWAY I GET THE SAME THING. BUFFALO CHICKEN, RANCH, AND CHEESE ON ITALIAN HERBS AND CHEESE TOASTED. I WOULD REPLICATE THAT

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

go to Atlanta and find a homeless person and buy them some clothes and food and some blankets

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

CANADA

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

first of all why is an angel giving me unlimited alcohol that’s just kinda strange second of all i am a MINOR i am not legally ALLOWED however i will probably just take whatever and give it to some people, someone will like it

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

be kind and do good where you can and if someone wrongs you forgive them

29. What is your favorite expletive?

as;ldkfjasdkgaj;lsdf

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my cactus!! she is v important to me

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

the first thing that comes to mind was really traumatic for me, but it’s what brought me as close as i am to God now so idk that i would get rid of it. idrk man, it really sucked but i’m glad that I’m so much closer to God now

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a [redacted bc even though this is a hypothetical i absolutely would never do this and refuse to acknowledge it even in a hypothetical situation]. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

….Canada?

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

idk, peeps are in heaven now and i don’t really wanna take that away from them

34. What was your last dream about?

ask God not me

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

no

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

not really, however i have had several surgeries (all on my mouth) so i was in the hospital for those

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

I have built a real, genuine snowman once in my life, and the only proof is a picture i have bc i was so little i can’t even remember it. it doesn’t snow in georgia

38. What is the color of your socks?

ain’t wearing em, however most of mine are gray with some colorful bits

39. What type of music do you like?

I have an eclectic mix of favorites.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises all the way, the afternoon and evening make me anxious but nighttime and dawn and early morning are the best times

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

vanilla bitch

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

UGA i guess bc it’s ga and that’s a safe answer, i don’t really follow sports (i watch baseball sometimes though)

43. Do you have any scars?

oh i’m covered in tiny ones, the most notable being one on my thigh that was on my knee when i first noticed it. to this day i do not know how i got it

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

gay

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

i wanna be better about lying

46. Are you reliable?

heh depends, when it comes to knowing random things or being stupid, yes, but when it comes to remembering things, such as dates and times and things? absolutely not

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Has it gotten easier?

48. Do you hold grudges?

yes and no

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

a whelk and a quetzalcoatlus, no i do not accept constructive criticism

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

i once spent hours talking to myself about if it is possible for a perfectly fair coin to exist outside of theory

51. Are you a good liar?

I like to think so

52. How long could you go without talking?

Oh I could go a looooooooooooooong time, however i do have my chatterbox days and i am known for not shutting up so it’s really a tossup on that one

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

when i was 3 my mom put blonde highlights in my hair and it was absolutely absurd

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

i cannot bake to save my life, however i have made my father cheesecakes for his birthday and they turned out okay so idk

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

sco-ish

56. What do you like on your toast?

a crap ton of butter

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

dude in a graduation cap

58. What would be you dream car?

idk whatever’s cheap and works

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

uhhh not really no

60. Do you believe in aliens?

i mean i don’t think we’re the only life in the entire universe, so yeah (and also they’ve found traces of ancient bacteria on Mars so if you don’t believe then who are you kidding)

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

occasionally, i don’t believe in astrology but it’s at least somewhat accurate a lot of the time and i like to freak myself out

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

you’d think i’d have an answer for this, however i have never thought about this before. so e ig

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

if your answer to this is dinosaurs then get out of my house

64. What do you think about babies?

they’re good at shrieking, and for that i admire them

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

i am not interesting

#are you pleased with yourself yobi #sorry this took so long #strawzy answers #fucking yobi #tw swearing #cw swearing #strawzy cleans out dus inbox

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

4 26 84 98!! Also ilyyyyy

I love you MORE and you can FIGHT ME ON THAT

4. Birthday

April 25 :)

26. Your dreams

I wanna spread the Gospel and help people to know that they are loved!!! And I wanna help people and help them feel better and know that they’re AWESOME!!! (On that note….now would be a good time to mention that @band-geeks-memes and I are starting up a blog called @lgbtq-plus-christian, which will be a safe place for LGBTQ+ Christians, since we often face toxic environments! We hope to have it up by the end of the week) I also wanna open a plant nursery with one of my close friends when we’re adults™ and we wanna hire students and homeless people and other people in need indiscriminately :) (I’m a sucker for people okay)

84. Favorite Holiday

That’s a hard one, I gotta be honest. Probably Christmas because of my faith, not only the meaning of it but also my church holds really lovely services and our pastor was absolutely great at preaching (the Methodist Church just rotated its pastors, we haven’t had our new one through a Christmas yet but he’s absolutely AWESOME and I LOVE him), and I also love seeing my brothers’ faces light up when I give them something that I put a lot of thought into!!! And my grandfather comes over for breakfast so that’s fun too

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?

Shapeshifting definitely, you can do some really cool things with that that I could rant all day about and I also should not be trusted with chronokinesis I would heck everything up trying to give myself extra time on schoolwork and stuff (dang adhd)

tysm for the ask (there’s supposed to be a heart right here but tumblr ate it so just feel the loving vibes emanating from this post)

#you know the feeling of sheer terror and excitement scrolling down the ask list is #really something #strawzy answers #jordan #a-girl-made-of-cream

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

18, 24, 42 💙

you’re too nice to me aos;ghdid ily 💙

18. When did you have your first kiss?

This gal has never been kissed, and I hope to keep it that way until after at least college :) (also idk if people my age even get kissed, however one guy at my school did come to class with a hickey and kinda paraded it around so idk)

24. What was your last dream about?

I lose dreams really easily unless it’s one that’s just really memorable (this could be for a number of different reasons), and also my dreams make no kind of sense so….all I remember is I was sad? And my mom was there? I really do wish I could give you more but that’s all I remember unfortunately hgshdgsiohgf

42. What do you daydream about?

hahA I’m a maladaptive daydreamer (you know this yobi) and sometimes when I realize I’m daydreaming I can’t tell whether I’m actually daydreaming or if I’m just hyperfocusing on something (adhd yAy), but when I am daydreaming it could be one of many settings, or it could just be like. I imagine the outcome to certain random events that happen in everyday life in vIVid detail and then I realize that I’m pacing in the kitchen at 3 am (and my room is upstairs) so it’s a variety of things but that one’s pretty common, and a lot of times those plotlines stick around and I go BACK to daydreaming about them for months so idk

ty for the ask 💙💙

(edit: idk why it...copied the entire thing but oh well)

#yobiiiiiiii #strawzy answers #ily yobi youre awesome #ask #ask game

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

Soft (for the word thing)

h;daijfks ur awesome

I have a lot of blankets (the most generic thing ever i knOW) and also soft fluffy pajama pants and I like to burrow in them in wintertime and drink hot chocolate bc I’m basic

Also I’m kind of babey, I’m really easily injured emotionally (thanks, adhd!) and whenever I say something remotely meanish about inanimate objects I have to hug them and tell them I didn’t mean it and that they’re perfect and beautiful just the way they are

#chaotic-yeet #word meme #strawzy answers #strawzy speaks #good lord i just tried to edit tags on mobile and it put them as part of thE BODY TEXT #TUMBLR WHAT THE HECK #yobi ask #you're too nice to me stop it #you deserve it too

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

3 (I absolutely *love* fish and I want to see what you'll pick), 5, 8, 11, 19, 20, 25, and the two you really wanted :)

honestly fuck you for being so nice yobi

1. Do you plan on getting any tattoos when you get older? 

y e s and i will talk about them to no end

2. If you are what do you plan on getting? 

I want a black and gray crow with a diamond in its mouth and holding an osiria rose in its claw. There are reasons for this but the most basic is i rlly rlly like crows and also I could talk about this way more (I literally wrote an essay on this for English today) but I’m not gonna bc I have Self Control (i said, you know, like a liar)

3. (s a m e) If you were a fish in a fishtank what kind of fish would you be and what tank decorations would make you happiest? (i’m gonna ignore any and all rules of what you can have in tanks for this bc i can and also i ain’t know shit about anything other than clownfish so)

The little. Idk what they’re called. The ones you find at Petsmart that are like orange

like that, no i don’t care if i die right away i wanna be colorful

OOH or a clownfish, black ocellaris ideally

if i were the petsmart one i’d like like. a spongebob house. i had one for a beta fish when i was little and he liked it and it would remind me of him (fun story i had thirteen fish from when i was about two to when i was about eleven or twelve, all of them but the last one died within four days, one was separated from its head on the second morning)

5. What’s your favorite flower and why?

Oooh so I change between various flowers bc adhd, but I really like osiria roses (you know, the ones that are mcfucking FAKE) because 1. they’re pretty 2. they are impossible to obtain completely naturally and 3. one of my ocs gets one from her best friend who then ends up breaking her heart (in a platonic way) and it’s kind of symbolic but the flowers kinda represent my many paracosms

8. Who’s your favorite artist?

idek man when i first started looking at art online it was Moonkitti and her art was what ended up getting me into drawing, so she’ll always have a special place in my heart. legit every time i look at art though i go “I WANNA DRAW LIKE THAT” so in terms of just stuff? no clue

11. Say that you had a dream catcher that actually caught dreams. What are some of the things we would see caught in it? 

I do actually have a dream catcher my dad made for me when i was around eight or nine, it used to be above my bed but I haven’t moved it to my new bed yet so :( for a while I actually had NO NIGHTMARES. NONE WHATSOEVER. LIKE AT ALL. and i had nightmares pretty often before that, so i was really excited but it’s been years so i just have dreams now

anywho probably like fuckin. Mr. Deikres dreams. Worst nightmares I have ever had and even worse there were multiple of them (and i very very rarely have dream series). That’s a fun story and if you wanna hear about it then send another ask but I’m not about to make this even longer than I already have with my ranting

19. What’s something that you haven’t eaten yet but you really really wanna try it someday?

hmmmmm probably paella? it looks really really good and I’ve wanted to try it for a while but unfortunately I have no means of getting my hands on it and I cannot cook

20. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy and why?

fairy, i wanna see my friends and family and I won’t be able to do that as a mermaid

25. What’s your favorite genre for books?

gay

jk fantasy

#gay would be appreciated in the fantasy #however it is by no means a requirement #thank you yobi :) #strawzy answers #tw swearing #cw swearing

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

I followed u bc you looked funny and i like them funnie peoples a big lot. yall so silly, always crackin my ass up (that and u seemed cool. ur vibes checked out)

aww thank you anon!! that’s rlly nice of you :)

#ask #anon #strawzy answers #ask game #im glad i passed the vibe check

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog. ✨ (not from the original copy/paste but ps ilyyyyy bro

aaaaah ily tooooo bro [imagine two heart emoticons here, tumblr ate them] tysm for this!!!

1. I absolutely despise quinoa

2. my favorite colors are orange and gray

3. I can’t get off hecking picrew at this point

#ty for the ask jordan <3 #sorry it was so late #strawzy answers #strawzy speaks #my dumb adhd brain couldn't think of any facts about me #what is an identity

[the-strawzish-clownfish]

10, 17, 42, 93 x

y’all need to stop being so nice to me (ilysm

10. What’s your current job like/what job would you like to have?

I am too young to have a job as of right now, but I would like to get one as soon as possible (college, y’know). I aspire to open a plant nursery one day with one of my best friends, and we wanna hire homeless people & students and other people who need the jobs!!! Hopefully that’ll happen someday

17. Do you have a crush?

Nope, never had a crush (alloromanticism whomst???), however I do frequently get squishes, so there’s that (one of them is you

42. What do you daydream about?

hahA I’m a maladaptive daydreamer and sometimes when I realize I’m daydreaming I can’t tell whether I’m actually daydreaming or if I’m just hyperfocusing on something (adhd yAy), but when I am daydreaming it could be one of many settings, or it could just be like. I imagine the outcome to certain random events that happen in everyday life in vIVid detail and then I realize that I’m pacing in the kitchen at 3 am (and my room is upstairs) so it’s a variety of things but that one’s pretty common, and a lot of times those plotlines stick around and I go BACK to daydreaming about them for months so idk

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo

that

ilysm, thanks for the ask (tumblr ate the hearts AGAIN)

#lydia you're awesome ily #strawzy answers #ask #ask game

[spirallingintotheabyss]

HAZEL HAZEL I GOT A 4 ON MY AP TEST

I AM PRETTY SURE THATS GOOD SO CONGRATULATIONS!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy #tw caps

[spirallingintotheabyss]

Good morning Hazel it is 5:30 am I have been awake since 4:40 I am watching the moon with my brothers how are you

Hi! Sorry for the late answer, I did not see this! I bet the moon looks beautiful, just like you /p

I'm alright! Exam month is almost finished andd I only have 2 more so :D

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy

[spirallingintotheabyss]

purble greeem

Sleep is subjective?-

Mmmmoss! :DDD

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy

[spirallingintotheabyss]

i unfollowed you somehow :(

:( tumblrs being homophobic again

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy

[spirallingintotheabyss]

Gonna be honest I started talking to you so fast that I didn’t give you a nickname lol

Ajshdhd almost same here I used to call you straw when I was tired when we first became Mutuals-

#answered asks #friend! #strawzy