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“Oh the tapes still being playable after being burned and laying outside for years by Alex is the most unrealistic part of Marble Hornets” “oh the most unrealistic part of Marble Hornets is all the characters leaving their doors unlocked” YOU FOOLS THE MOST UNREALISTIC PART OF MARBLE HORNETS IS HOW EASILY ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS DRY SWALLOW PILLS
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storyofitall · 1 month
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I love putting plastic in my mouth
Tastes yummy, good texture, 10/10
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chimericaloutlier · 4 months
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How many marbles can you fit in your mouth
I don't put things in my mouth unless I'm gonna smoke it or swallow it
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tuituipupu · 8 months
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everyone be thankful for a functioning neck rn. it’s not until you get a trapped nerve or pull a muscle in the front of ur neck that u realise how many tiny movements you make 💀
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schmabbald · 9 months
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the ending of totk makes me want to ugly sob btw. not just because of the actual ending cutscenes but because of that final final boss. it's so swag it makes me want to scream and cry and break things
#totk spoilers#for the tags i am about to put#THE DEMON DRAGON. RRAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH#but not even the demon dragon!! like obviously im on my knees sobbing at the demon dragon but its the fucking light dragon man#its seeing the dragons whip around and move so uncharacteristically fast and its the way the light dragon SCREAMS and AAAAHHHHHHHH#dragons make my autism levels reach critical. gof#I LOVE DRAGONS I LOVE THEM IM LOSING MY MARBLES#and the way their eyes change as they swallow the stone. and the way the demon dragon isnt fully formed straight away.#and the way the light dragon whips around and GLOWS and WAAAAHHHHHHHH and the NOISES THEY MAKE#THE WAY THE DEMON DRAGON PINS LINK IN ITS TEETH. THE WAY THESE NORMALLY PEACEFUL ASS CREATURES ONLY EVER HARM HIM ENVIRONMENTALLY#LIKE HOW FAROSH SPITS OUT ELECTRICITY THAT OCCASIONALLY SHOCKS LINK. AND THE DEMON DRAGON ACTIVELY ATTACKS HIM#AND HOW THE LIGHT DRAGON GOES OUT OF ITS WAY TO PROTECT HIM#EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT GANONDORF OR ZELDA ANYMORE#being able to steer the light dragon... the way it rushes in to catch link when the demon dragon drops him. the way it screams#THE NOISES#and they move so fast and the sun sets and its a blood moon and the light dragon is this fucking beacon of white and gold and (sobbing)#and its the way the demon dragon is so so so much bigger than link and the light dragon#and its the way they fight it anyway#i want to sob. i want to scream and cry. i want to weep endlessly#and theyre SO COOL LOOKING#the demon dragon GLOWS with gloom and malice and its red and shining and charcoal black#and the light dragon is the exact opposite. blue and golden and glowing with LIGHT and oh my god shes a silent princess im gonna scream#BRO...#i am unwell
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marbleheavy · 1 year
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i simply want to be consumed by the things i love
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ratwithahatonamat · 10 months
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Top 10 list of thing I have eaten (as in fully swallowed)
10. Glass beads
9. A small rubber duck (accidental)
8. Coins
7. Bugs (from the ground)
6. A entire thing of embroidery thread
5. 2-3 of my teeth (within the year)
4. Beach rocks
3. Chunk of cement
2. A clump of human hair (chewed it off someone’s head)
1. plastic cockroach (one swallow hurt badly going down)
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did zenos kill eyrie in UT? yeah. did he regret it enough that the dynamis dragged eyrie back to their body? a bit yea
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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year
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Ohh okay so if his body doesn't like the food then it just passed it out his mouth
(/j ofc imagine pissing out your mouth though 💀💀)
I would rather not. But it’s more like “This was delicious, delicious!” *proceeds to cough up a Big Mac whole*
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skenpiel · 1 year
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when i was a toddler there was nothing more delicious to me than eating coins and marbles
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dirt-str1der · 1 year
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Whatever kiryu does to you might not always be the best or even safest option but he will always do it with a lot of love in his eyes so you have to forgive him
#Yakuza loveblog#i was looking through my notes at three am and i wrote something that i reread in the morning like w ..#where did this come from .... whys he doing that ... why is piss involved again .. <- already knows the answer#i really do believe that kiryu puts the things he likes in his mouth though#hes mostly grown out of it but if you catch him at an unexpected moment or if hes overwhelmed then its going inside his mouth#even the. cylinder attached to a larger structure is going into his mouth and if he cant swallow it then he’ll just leave it in his mouth#i think that kiryu should be allowed to be a little gross especially after disgusting sex. like i believe that majima likes being clean and#having long showers at the end of the day (typical girl behaviour) but kiryu will sleep in his own mess#cant stop thinking of him swallowing harukas one hundred dollar marble because he was so touched that she gave it to him#and she starts bawling and hes like. im sorry haruka. and shes like no its okay ojisan i can tell you really liked it#i bet he says sorry to haruka all the time because kiryu is constantly fucking up but she loves him so much its okay#i actually started crying when i opened the special bundle and harukas marble was in there because like she give me .... her marble .... god#shes such a special little angel and she gave me her cute little ... marble#i think haruka should inherit more than kiryus old man music taste she should watch him do things that she has unconsciously masked all the#while and then start exhibiting behaviours around him. haruka gets overstimulated and goes outside to chop wood like kiryu does#she goes to sing karaoke when she gets stressed because shes thinking about when he told her it relieves stress ...#im fucked up that they removed the kiryu sleeping on her teeny little lap scene in yk2 like he was so fuckinf sleepy and she was like here#sleep here ojisan and he was like thank you haruka ... and snoozed ............ shes his little freaking baby#i took her. to the orphanage and then i freaked it#i cant stop thinking of markiplier playing endoparasitic where he said hah you missed me. now you must kiss me ! when the thing lunged athik#like yeah i did miss you and i do want to kiss you .. wow so true#i think haruka should give kiryu kisses on the cheek like all little girls do to their dad#he fucking holds her like a baby (about to cry) oh my god their bond shes ... so little ....#when kiryu saw pochitaro again he was like hi pochitaro youve grown bigger. and pochitaro was like yip yip tail wag ! like no he didnt.#that dog is exactly as small as when you last saw it. it is the size of your foot#not haruka though she truly got bigger and she doesnt even hold his hand in y6 anymore like fuck my entire life fuck everything fuck fuck fu#or was it y5 like god no ... no ......#time is so fucking relentless your daughter will never be tiny again because shes all grown up#im thinking that haruka should meet kiryu again after hes dead and shes like OJISAN JUMPSCARE ??? and kiryus like no you got the wrong guy#and she wants to keep grilling him but she just sits down and sighs and asks him if she can pretend that hes her uncle kaz for a while ...
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iowntheworldandyou · 2 years
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Geoff has a special interest in marbles send post
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frizzy-frizz-frizz · 2 years
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me: *drops twenty-six marbles on the floor at 7:30 in the morning. they be bouncing. everywhere.*
my downstairs neighbours: *plotting bloody murder*
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dansnaturepictures · 2 years
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9/7/22-Post two of two: Petersfield Heath Pond
We came here today to see if we could see the Ruddy Shelduck which had been around as we saw here last June. And after a little time walking around the blue pond on this fine and hot day we caught sight of this exotic looking bird. It shone wholesomely in the bright summer sunlight and was a sight to behold it is such a beautiful bird, it was good to see it paddle to churn up food beneath the surface I believe and preen. I took the third picture in this photoset of this bird. It was associating with the masses of Egyptian Geese which it was a pleasure to see again the bird we came for and saw when here last in March. It’s always nice to see this bright and colourful species up close and in big numbers. I took the fourth picture in this photoset of one with a Mute Swan. 
We saw some lovely Egyptian goslings and some older young ones I believe as well which was so good to see, and we saw lots of young birds here today with my first Coot chicks of the year one shown in the second picture in this photoset, tiny and adorable Moorhen chicks like the one in the fifth picture in this photoset which sat prominently on a stick for a little while which was great, Mallard ducklings and Mute Swan cygnets again after last Sunday on the River Alre like Sunday the ones today with their foot on their back copying their parent. This allowed my bird splurge of late to continue with the amount of bird photos I’ve taken lately which was pleasing. It was such a good day for taking photos in the stunning light I took a fair few as the camera took the shots in a satisfying way and there were a lot of reflections to make use of and unique positions with the birds preening and things. I also enjoyed hearing the distinctive high pitched call and then seeing three Buzzards up above against the bright blue sky over the heath, a Jay flying into a tree, hearing the cackle of a Green Woodpecker, Little Egret seen well a quite notable bird for an urban area and one I find thrilling to see and seeing Swift, House Martin and Swallow glide over the pond in the epitome of a hot summer’s day also stood out here today.
There were great insect moments with Marbled White, Meadow Brown, Large and Small Skipper, Gatekeeper and brilliant views of Commas butterfly highlights. I also enjoyed seeing a pristine blue Black-tailed Skimmer dragonfly. Perfectly in place within the views of shimmering water, heath, trees and the backdrop of the South Downs which I enjoyed being outside in and taking in on this good vibed day with many people out enjoying the weather. It was so nice to take in the rich green of the leaves whilst out, at home and on journeys today a key part of summer. I took the first and final three pictures in this photoset of pretty views here today. 
There were some lovely flowers to see on the walk with lots of mallow and purple loosestrife bringing a pink glow to the bushes and lake sides, hemp agrimony looking nice too, pineappleweed, possible yarrow or possible sneezewort as shown in the sixth picture in this photoset I did see some definite sneezewort too, a bit of heather, great willowherb, self heal including some massive bits and interesting looking bits some shown in the seventh picture in this photoset, chamomile, oxeye daisies enjoying these especially from behind to the backdrop of the oceanic blue of the lake, woundwort, hogweed and ragwort all looking nice. Like last time here I photographed pretty little green alkanet at the car park a good unifying species of the two visits in two seasons. I also enjoyed some bramble flower here and among the wealth of trees including pine, birch, oak and willow seen well today was one with a few red leaves and some rowan looking nice too. A wonderful day. 
Wildlife Sightings Summary: Four of my favourite birds the Little Egret, Great Crested Grebe, Jay and Buzzard, two of my favourite butterflies the Marbled White and Large Skipper, one of my favourite dragonflies the Black-tailed Skimmer, Ruddy Shelduck, Egyptian Geese, Canada Goose, Greylag Goose (domestic type), domestic duck a nice white one, Mallard, Moorhen, Coot, Mute Swan, Herring Gull with young of these and them seen bathing well too, Black-headed Gull well, Swallow, Swift, House Martin, Magpie, Carrion Crow, Small Skipper, Small White, Comma, Meadow Brown, Gatekeeper, Common Blue Damselfly and I heard another of my favourite birds the Green Woodpecker.
Part 1 of today’s posts about some bits at home is here: https://dansnaturepictures.tumblr.com/post/689332342187278336/9722-post-one-of-two-home-and-a-couple-of
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vamputer · 8 months
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i'm glad your pup is ok ❤️! may i ask what "dog bait" is, though?
THANK YOU ME TOO!!!!!
but aah yeah.
dog baiting is shit evil cunts do. its when freaks leave poison (like rat poison, slug pellets, or just toxic chemicals) for dogs wrapped in meat or dog treats in either public places like parks or just straight up in ur yard. the end result is to kill the dog. its possible to rescue them but you have limited time, ESPECIALLY if its slug pellets.
THANKFULLY whatever she ate wasnt dangerous, just upset her tummy :')
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nofr1lls · 8 months
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gonna do smth dumb 💞
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