#tell her you love her My God dude

[demobatman]

if theres one thing about me? im always gonna tag will first and mike second in a byler post

#he asked for no PICKLES #always putting MY MAN FIRST ! #will is literally the he asked for no pickles in mike and el's relationship #tell her you love her My God dude #im playing damage control in a relationship IM NOT EVEN IN #will: GOT ME STRESSED OUT AND ITS NOT EVEN MY GODDAMN GIRLFRIEND #im sorry if im missquoting argyle but that line as funny as hell #byler #WILL BYERS #mike wheeler #anyways #rolls my eyes #his lost puppy

[bumblingbabooshka]

In 'vis a vis' Janeway doesn't mention B'Elanna in the list of people who're worried about Tom which implies that B'Elanna didn't report the fact that "Tom" grabbed her arm, called her a disappointment and broke up with her (as Janeway definitely would have mentioned it as evidence of him acting strange if she knew about it) which makes sense on several different fronts but also makes me scream and cry loud enough to break glass.

#it reminds me of that time in 'Alice' (NOT related as vis a vis takes place seasons BEFORE 'Alice') but when B'Elanna says Tom: #'practically assaulted me' Janeway's not taking it seriously at all she says 'that doesn't sound like Tom' and I was like CAPTAIN??? DEATH? #but again that has no bearing on this in-universe bc that hasn't happened yet. REALLY I'm screaming and crying about B'Elanna's self esteem #issues which Steth literally manifested the worst case scenario of #Tom's little gesture when he gets back also goes over so well bc of this in MY mind. #Tom wanting her and Tom being with her is something B'Elanna wants regardless of how he actually acts in their relationship #(as long as it isn't abusive). He rarely puts her first without prompting or complaining BUT...he's a handsome human guy who wants her to b #his girlfriend. Ostensibly. And that's a prize you wanna hold onto. #God I love B'Elanna............ #did she tell ANYONE or did she just sit with that interaction alone??? #her not telling anyone implies that she DIDN'T go 'hey that's not like Tom! I should inform the captain of this incident!' #and that KILLS me dude...she's not like 'Something's terribly wrong with Tom or maybe that's an imposter!' she's like 'Tom said/did that to #me.' SCREAMING. SCREAMING. TOM. YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS /BAD/ WITH B'ELANNA.

[recitedemise]

𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵. That said, when speaking of his paramour with the mention of Mystra, it is not a slight. After all, Mystra, the goddess, wasn't just his lover; she, as she'll remain, controls the Weave.

As a scholar of magic for all his life, Gale is thoroughly enamored with it. He's always had the Weave, casting spells and enchantments for as far as his long memory goes, and there's no power on earth that can pale that devotion. When Gale says Mystra's name, in love, it is never with yearning. When he tells his lover that he forgets his goddess when he stands beside them, he means quite literally that he foregoes his faith. He doesn't mention her like a quality benchmark with which they've somehow surpassed, but to punctuate how wholly he has fallen for them. With a new, honest love, he is turned entirely from Mystra. In fact, so utterly bewitched, he's like a born again man. He isn't besotted by his goddess, held stalwart in her sway and seemingly, abundantly, and frustratingly stubborn. After that disastrous relationship, I promise you, Gale spares not a single thought toward her. She might have control of the Weave, and as such, stands still his only patron deity, but his new, doting lover? They become something of a new religion for him; he is most devoted, taken by, and so loyal to them.

He does not see Mystra. Do not assume he still feels for her.

He's a man of one love, and they will have all of him.

#HEADCANON. #Never go into the Gale tag because the fandom has such bad faith interpretations of Gale 24/7 #I say as another bad take makes me type this up. #Gale isn't still hung up on her GOD. Stop. #Stop saying 'Gale keeps mentioning Mystra when we're being romantic and it's so annoying.' #Dude. Mystra is his LITERAL god. He is saying YOU ARE HIS NEW FAITH. #Oh my god. Stop misinterpreting it. He isn't still ENAMORED with Mystra. #UGHHHHHHHH. #He got out of an abusive relationship and is finding out THIS is what love is #that this love IS something he can put his faith and heart in. #And you reduce him to... guy that can't get over ex tee hee? #Tell me why I shouldn't make your milk curdle. #Someone: the astral sex scene is just him reliving his moment with Mystra. #Or get this... he himself has basically largely only had sex and intimacy through that realm #and knows it to be pleasurable. He wants his partner to know pleasure beyond all imagination. THAT'S IT. #People make me [semi truck comically long honk]. #This man makes it a POINT that his heart is made ONLY for one and you all just?!?!? Talk like this!?! You wound Dean. [third person talk] #Anyway (breathes). I'm normal now. I will be on later cuz big things cane up at work. peace.

[ectoplasmer]

I did not think reading about jade wanting a family would hurt me this bad but god. it hurts. it hurts sosososo much

#dude :( dudeeeee #picture perfect wizardry #upd8 #i sobbed unironically at the panels with her and baby yiffy #and just. reading jade’s thoughts on how the actual situation went down #how she felt so trapped within earth c and how dating was so hard #how no body there even sees her as a person but only as her title #how she wanted so badly to live and be free and not stuck where she was. how yiffy was what made her world better #THE PANELS OF HER HOLDING YIFFY. i cried. i sobbed #my wifeee :(((( she deserves to feel loved and to have something that makes her feel like she actually has a future #it’s kinda messed up the way she and rose went about it yes definitely #but. god. i feel for her #she’s lived nearly her whole life all alone or feeling out of place. she shouldn’t have to feel like that for forever #she was treated so bad in the epilogues man i am so happy to see her decisions get actual development and attention #she loves her daughter so much and you can just tell and. wagh. head in hands #anyway. yiffy !!!!!! so happy to see her #a little sad how small of time we got with her but obviously we’ll probably get more in the future #also meenah next update ?? maybe hopefully possibly……. #i’m being normal about this series. lying. big lie #delete later

[codecicle]

ash did you see what niki put on her insta story!

I HAVE NOW :DDDDD

THANK YOU MADS‼️‼️

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #we have mail :] #oh my god i love them dude look at them go #stupid little tiara's and matching shirts i literally love them sm #mom and dadd :DDD #also GRACE'S LITTLE SLIMESTORY KEYCHAIN ON HER PURSE!!!! THATS AMAZINGG #it took me so long to realize that shes the one who runs almost all of slimestory's social media accounts #their humor is the exact same i love it sm #i just AUGUAHGUFJGJHH THEMM <3 <3 THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO CHECK INSTA :DDDD #every nite is emo nite ^_^

[ghostlygunk]

man this game is great

#bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #BATIM #BATDR #GOD BLESS ... HEAD IN MY HANDS #did y'all wanna hear ym thoughts? ur gonna get my thoughts #AHHH ... i wish sammy had a bigger role for one #i think the concept of a prophet for the ink demon running around in a world where worshipping the demon is Pretty Much Illegal is-- #interesting. it's interesting to me. audrey having to put up with these wackjobs that want her dead- #and this other wackjob that wants to suck off the ink demon and also probably sacrifice her to him. #w the whole thing abt the ink demon wantign her to become one w the dark puddles i can like #i can see tht being a factor? it feels liek a missed opportunity #ink demon rolling up in sammy's brain like 'hey bud. you like me right? you're loyal to me yeah? okay i need a favor from you. ' #and sammy's like 'oh dude fuck yeah of course my lord anythign for you my lord' #so you're constantly being hunted by both ppl who want to moirder you or bring you to wilson #and this other mf who wants to drag you to the ink demon #i dunno #maybe it would've crowded the game too much but i think that'd be neat #... if any of y'all see these tags and use that concept please tell me i'd super love to see it :] #anyways moving on #the ink demon's hot. always has been. the voice is super goofy but honestyl kinda made him hotter. #now listen reader don't drop me jsut bc im a monsterfucekr i ain't done #the story? also extremely goofy. but i enjoyed it :] #the gameplay? mid imo. maybe it's bc im on a laptop w no mouse rn but the combat is so clunky and jank #ADN DON'T GET ME FUCKIGN STARTED ON THE #GOD DAMN 'FLOW' MECHANIC. OH MY GOD. #IF YOUR ANGLE IS NOT 100% PERFECT YOU SLIDE OFF THE PHYSICS. #IF YOUR ANGLE IS NOT 100% PERFECT THE GAME'S LIKE #'haha oops! try again! you messed up! :)' #it's sof ucking CLUNKY and JANK and JESUS CHRIST DID ANYONE FUCKING TEST THIS? DID NOBODY POINT OUT HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS TO GET RIGHT

[sanjarka]

emma and killian's love story deserved better writers, i mean you're gonna tell me that hook died like a HUNDRED TIMES in season five and then season six comes along and you never mention it? that's something that literally needs to get addressed again are you serious rn.

#that show could've been so good but they kept making incredibly stupid opinions #and then emma gets that vision of her dying and doesn't tell him which is honestly understandable #considering that he was dead like five days ago #but they never mention that it's just oh no she doesn't trust him enough #come oooon #what the fuck #and then when killian hides those stupid scissors and emma is all like i understand i would've done the same thing #WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WOULD'VE #you already did the same thing #no consistency in writing whatsoever #and then that stupid drama about killian wanting to leave her instead of finally communicating about his past #and then emma just believes that he actually left and is not worried that something might have happened #maybe it wasn't the smartest decision to make killian be the one who killed her grandfather in the past #but it could've worked better and made sense if instead making it to a cheap drama because the views are low or whatever #you adressed the guilt he has about his past as villain that he cannot let go off especially after RISING FROM THE DEAD like oh my god #also you're gonna tell me that that skiny silly dude is supposed to be ZEUS #hilarious #anyways #fuck this season #their love story deserved better #ouat #captain swan

[widevibratobitch]

moments like this when im really glad im a sad little cynic who always considers the worst possible outcome and never lets herself truly get comfortable and trust the good things in her life to stay there and builds her life around trying to soften the blows of the eventual disappointments just waiting around the corner lol never leaving my edgy teenager era peace and love

#i mean if the alternative is whatever the fuck is going on with my best friend rn then hooooo boy #cancelling therapy immediately i never want to change i wanna keep my trust issues forever and ever if its gonna save me from THIS #is he a dick? kinda. yeah. and a coward because if dude was sure he didnt want it since AUGUST and didnt have the guts to end it till now #actually he didnt end it. she was the one who finally snapped. but we seriously fought twice before because she just woudlnt listen #when i said that girl this isnt gonna work and you trust him too much and you're attachment styles are incompatible as hell #your* #but nvm. the least you could do when a 7 years younger girl who's clearly obsessed with you is breaking up with you #cause she just cant take it anymore. and you can see she's still in love with you because you've been lying to her for half a year. #imo the least you could do at that point is just. dont tell her that jfc. just say you're sorry it didnt work out etc etc #dont fucking tell her you stopped being in love with her in fucking august #and just 'didnt know how to end it' and lied when she asked if everything's alright #like my god. yes ig this would never have happened if she hadn't trusted him so completely and expected love to fix her whole life #but jesus dude. she's not even 23 she has a right to be naive. you're almost 30. you DONT get to be a man child anymore #christ. okay. #anyway i wish i could help her but telling her to 'trust less' and 'never truly rely on other people' sounds horrible and cringe and edgy af #but i genuinely dont have any other advice #like babygirl im sorry but your bestie is a piece of human garbage and she's doing the best she can but her best is Not Much alas

[bloomingonionbitch]

(I never watched Sex and the City when it was on, but I'm well into Season 2 and Lisa Gilroy's impression of Steve is haunting me beyond words!!!!!!)

#MUHWANDA!? #also God bless Peloton re: Big #see? this is why I don't watch stuff because I absorb all the plotlines and memes and shit from the internet #did I watch Hannibal or Supernatural or whatever all else? #no #but I sure feel like I know it! #anyway Big sucks and is just zero fun to watch #I also think I watched True Blood way too young so none of this show is bringing the spice #- cue the Dune scream - #also I would really love for Carrie's curls to come back I was really enjoying the styling inspiration #also??? is Carrie openly naming her friends and acquaintances and passers-by in her column or what??? #Will Arnett just showed up and it's so disorienting??? #also wishing they'd just nail down the right shade of red for Miranda instead of cycling through dye every seven episodes #dude Chris Noth is insufferable holy shit #i also watched Laguna Beach waaaaaaaaaay after the fact - fucking renting the DVDs at Family Video - and couldn't talk about it!!! #also also some of these random male love interests look like default Sims and it's kiiiillllllllingggg me #not that they're unattractive or anything but there's something about how smooth all of these dudes are #can you tell I'm high and have one more day left of my education career???? #please tell me “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” era John Corbett comes soon

[raininyourbedroom]

every so often my depression causes me to impulsively look up my ex best friend and ex boyfriend from high school a million years ago on Facebook and ya know? I always feel better about myself afterwards

#karma is my boyfriend karma is a god! karma's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not!!!!!! #they said id be nothing without them ☺️ and my sources tell me they don't have anything really going for them #and like i dont want their lives to suck they're not TERRIBLE people #but i cant help but 🤭 #ex best friend is on her second husband and we're 24/25 years old which isn't necessarily a bad thing #except one mutual friend of ours who only keeps tabs on the ex bff in order to get the tea says that this dude is as shitty as the last #and that he only married her bc shes pregnant #and ex boyfriend WAS engaged a year or so ago but she broke it off 👀👀👀 #which is sad and all but he literally broke up with me out of the blue FIVE TIMES in high school then a few months later gave me puppy eyes #and asked to get back together again and me being a stupid teenager always said yes! #cause karma is the thunder rattling your ground 🤭🤭🤭 #i have less info on his life but from what i do know he's not having a good time #meanwhile im married to a wonderful man and have a stable job i love

[nomaishuttle]

its impossible for you all to understand how much of my thoughts r in sweeney references. like there is one person on this earth who understand and its my sibling who is similarly inclined...

#bc i cant at work just be like. I had him and then . but with lamp. i can say the first thing that comes to mind #which lets say hypothetically its oot and im trying to get all the poes and theres one left.omg just have to get this one FUCKING poe. so #easy. go to the cunt. its under that little thangy on the other side of the river from the stairs to kakariko. spoilers if yr trying to #find all the poes in oot but im gonna go ahead n tell you nothing is worth dealing with this cunt. #but anyeays. Omg there he is. shoot him. he runs away #im riding on epona teying to catch him trying to shoot HE KEEPS FUCKING GETTING AWAY. IT TOOK ME 2. FUCKING. HOURS. #and like. my 3rd to last attempt. i was so. so fucking close. like one more shot i wouldve gotten him yk. so close. but he gets away. and #Immediate immediate reaction was I had him and then . his throat was there beneath my hand. NO I HAD HIM !!! HIS THROAT WAS THERE NOW HELL #NEVER COME AGAIIIIIIIIN. it was very funny #bc i was genuinely shaking with rage look i dont often relate to sweeney im gonnacome out and say bad dude yk. in that moment ? i was like #no to be honest there IS a hole in the world like a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of #the world inhabit it . and yk who one of those vermin is. That fucking poe that fucking poe i hate him i want him dead. #i want his wife. Dead. i want his wife. Dead. i want his wife. Dead. i want his w #my fav video i miss it.. #but anyways yes its near constant. i cant even say yes eithout my brain going yesss... Isnt that her . Shadow-on-the wall 😏? where Theree #Primping making herself even prettier than USUALL if possible.pretty women etc #i cant say oh no without going OH NOOOOO!!! ohhhg goddddd... dont i know you... she said.................... #i love final scene mainly bc i love hearing all the sweeneys realizing its lucy Spoilers btw. not bc its like an avting momentbut bc its SO #FUNNYYYY. 2006's oh god genuinely sends me into hysterics. hs says oh no in lowercase and then goes oHhhfh goD...... its so funny #and who is it that does the rly ling OH NOOOO. its the original one ITS SO FUNNYYY #first of all the kittle bahbuh!!! after Its only a miserable old be- is so long its so funny #and then awkward beat of silence and then OH NOOOOOOO!!!!! and then he says oh my god . in the most harrowed voice ever #ITS SO FUNNYYYY #everybody go listen to final scene Firstly it is my favorite sweeney song probably. love loven ofc 2012 number one 4everr the lyrics r #slightly different from every other version bc 2012 sweeney Technically likee. well its set in a different time period normal sweeney is i #think like. late 1800s? 2012 is 1930s bc of the parallels with like capitalism and what have you.. so the framing device is its a group of #factory workers talking abt sweeney GUYS 2012 IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL. #but ya its be like. og sweeney is set during the industrial revolution so like yk. n then the 1930s with labor unions n all that was going #on.. u get it u get it anyways. its so good but some kf the lyrics r sliiiightly tweaked just to like. suit the time period better and im #going to say something blasphemous . 2012s lyrics r so much better and flow nicer and dont sound as stilted like. the older ones dont sound

[blujayonthewing]

grandma I love you so much but you have got to knock this off

#my dad gets SO mad at her she's like this all the time #and like... on the one hand he gets overboard mad about it #where I'm like 'my dude she's not trying to INDOCTRINATE you into EVIL CHRISTIANITY she just loves you and doesn't want you to go to hell' #but on the other hand oh my god she is legitimately insufferable about it and it makes her frustrating to talk to #unlike my dad *I* am not even vocally Anti Christian! I just sort of... outgrew faith? I have Opinions but I don't... tell my gramma them #but she's like this to me too #at our wedding: GOD will bless you :) whether you believe it or not 😒 #djhkgj okay well you HAD me in the FIRST half and then you made it weird!! literally what am I even supposed to say to that? #you're eighty and don't wanna leave this world without being able to believe we'll one day follow you I GET that #look me in the eyeballs and explain to me how you expect being Like This in every single conversation will influence us to convert #about me #irl frens #(and family) #posts from facebook

[selkiecoded]

reason one shikimori is transgender: her personal narrative revolves around being comfortable existing as herself utterly and completely. on one hand she wants to be seen as cute and fashionable (a general thing throughout the entire story. additionally, in a flashback scene with another character whom she knew in middle school (during this point shikimori has short hair, is on the karate team her brother is on, and has another character confused over her gender) shikimori asks, "would it be wrong if I [was interested in fashion?] I'm not girly at all, I'm not cute at all...") additionally, her chivalry, protectiveness, scariness, and physical prowess are things she has generally expressed worry over being regarded as weird and not cute. BUT all of these points make up the whole of shikimori, and those she loves see this in her and help her further appreciate it. this is, in general, a REALLY trans narrative.

reason two: look at her

#shikimori #sorry anon i promise i started writing what you requested of me ive just going throught the manga to brush up on characterization #the mangaka absolutely definitely knows what queer people are. but are they a bad enough dude to kill the president? #izumis like god i love my girlfriend shes so cute and cool and awesome (he tells this to her face #they have a chap where they are like hm i am the boy and youre the girl here.. actually these 'opposite' roles are more natural for us lol #izumi reading shoujo manga to fufill his girlfriends cute girly romance fantasies.. #she immediately turning around and doing the same thing to him and hes like ohhhh i cant not love her..

[becca-alexa]

✨personal so read if you want to✨

the people in my immediate circle all think i'm crazy for saying i'd want to be in a relationship for 2-3 years before talking about marriage and i think they're all insane for it but then i remember the average time from strangers to married for them is around 6 months

#becca.txt #legit do not think any of their relationships went on for longer than a year before marriage #my bestie went from absolute strangers to married in 4 months #they're adorable together but FOUR MONTHS???wild #they met around christmas and their wedding was in april - they just had their 1st anniversary and their baby's due next month #that's what happens when you're latina and religious i guess #not me thinking that 30s+ is a good age to marry and have kids and everybody thinking i'm insane 👀 #don't even get me started on HAVING kids -- nobody wants to hear that i can't conceive naturally they all say to stay hopeful!... #there's still a chance!you can do it!like y'all i got stage 4 endometriosis that's taken over both my ovaries i ain't having no kids 😂 #honestly i've said this before and i'll say it again - if i'm to have a marriage like some of them i'd rather stay single #i think only my bestie has a TRULY happy and functional marriage #i love her for it and her husband's an angel on earth -- everyone else's marriage is a literal dumpster fire #like my dudes if you're doing relationship counseling WHILE DATING then do premarital AND post marital couseling... #why get married???? like i am the biggest supporter of utilizing mental health services but something's not right there #and don't even get me started on how YOUNG they marry or how religious folk play round robin with each other til someone sticks #god forbid you tell anyone you don't want to get married in general or GASP!you marry a non-believer #everybody always talks shit about “missional dating” and how you can't do it!!but like... everybody does it #literally everybody #it's not a big deal #just because we're the same denomination doesn't automatically make you a decent person #and the opposite is true - just because we don't believe the same things doesn't make you a hellbound pagan #it's just frustrating y'know???idk if anybody will relate to this but i am so ready to just... do my faith on my own terms #so sick of people i've known all my life looking at me like i'm sick or something bc i'm 26 and still single #by this point if anybody in that circle tries to set me up with a guy it's an automatic aversion #not one man they've ever introduced to me is worth the light of day - and i'm not being rude #like buddy you're 30+ still living at home no job no career no education no ambitions....but he's christian tho!! #yeah sure but he's still trash #i want a partner not a baby imma have to support #just me rambling about things nobody want to hear but i gotta put this out somewhere or else i'll implode

[mashkaroom]

aunts are god’s perfect creatures

#they need to put 'having a rich childless aunt whose love-language is gift-giving' on the buzzfeed privilege quiz #lolol but aside from that i actually love my aunt so much. coolest and most normal woman in the world #when she and my mother visit together i generally say 'my parents are coming' #one year for her birthday i actually did text her sth like 'you're the father i never had' and she was like #i don't know what this means but i sense it is positive so thank you' #also should be noted she was by far the most normal of my family members wrt my coming out! the rare cis person with object permanence #i was like 'i know it's a big change but--' and she was like 'it's still you' yes god exactly thank you #also she was like 'i really like how you're thinking about this. it seems like you put a lot of careful and intelligent and creative thought #into this' and i was like dude omg thank you noticing this IS a pursuit of intellectual discovery among other things! #her apt was train accessible from my school so i used to spend a lot of time there just like eating all of her cheese slice by slice #ALSO i come from a long line of younger siblings #both my parents are younger siblings and on my mothers side both HER parents are younger siblings and my great-grandma is a younger sibling #so i was deeply and terribly misunderstood as an older sibling of course #but my aunt is my mother's older sister so i'd be like 'augh brother is being so annoying. tell me was mom this annoying as a child? #i have to imagine yes' and she'd be like 'literally yes' #imagine if a colorful butch lesbian was also a straight woman and spoke with a cartoon russian accent and was the most competent person #to ever walk the earth #that is my aunt

[freckleslikestars]

At least once a week I get a man trying to mansplain alcohol and drinks to me at work and I’m just like... ‘sir...I work here and every word you have just said about the best way to drink whiskey is bullshit’

#I love it cause I'll radio my boss and be like 'hey listen to this shit' and you'll just hear him yell 'COCK' across the bar #genuinely its only ever straight white men who do it too #and they'll tell you all this bullshit and it's just like....nope. No that's just not true. #Also I don't need you to dumb down cocktails for me. I know how to make them #oh my god we had a guy come in a couple months ago on a bar service night and was like 'yeah I'll have a X (can't remember what it was #maybe a mai tai)' #and then watched as my coworker made it #commenting on 'oh that's not how I make it' 'oh so you're doing it /that/ way' #and was like 'can't you make it the way I like it: do this' and proceeded to tell her how to make it (wrongly) #and she made it properly and gave it to him #he took a sip and was like 'oh that's actually better than how I make it' like #no shit dude