I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight
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love is contained in the oatmeal cookie
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i love how im playing baldur's gate three, and im making rolls to investigate a symbol on a door but my entire party has two braincells between them so i keep failing. i switch to karlach as my last resort and
not a damn woman like her on this earth
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spooky season <3
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plaese do you have pics of the wolfbulls
YES THEYRE SO WEIRD LOOKING
they were from a pair of surrendered wolves intended to be used for illegal breeding and the female arrived pregnant but when she had puppies they were like wtf these are lab puppies???? and later they found out she had been around the owners pit bull.
theyre from Mission Wolf in colorado
this is batman
this is another one. his sister i think?
its so crazy how they look so doglike but just ever so slightly scarier and unsettling
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reposting this here because it made numbers on twt and i think its funny
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oh nothing just thinking about the creature's little micro expressions and grunts and gurgles and desperate attempts at verbalization and communication.
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MDNI- 18+
"You're such a good girl for me, getting dumber every time you come."
He gripped your waist harder, your arms stretched out in front of you. Kit fucked you hard. Every time he thrust in you you felt yourself getting more brainless.
You screamed for him, screamed his name, and it could have made him come every single time. He needs you. He wanted to breed you, make sure you knew you were his. Your eyes were rolled almost to the back of your skull. The man behind you felt so horny out of nowhere. He needed you so bad. He loved hearing you scream sometimes.
"Kit-!" You screamed over and over as he came with you. It was like he took something that made his libido run high. Both of you felt high. The scent of sex and your own perfume made you feel insane. Kit had never fucked you this hard, but it could have sent you to heaven if he did it more often. Whispering praises in your ear if he bent you over, pressing his thumb to your red, throbbing clit. He loved it when you were dumb, brainless and loving him. You were his good girl, who he could breed at any time.
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Oops sorry for that. Take it. I literally just wrote it on a whim.
@babygorewhore told me that the quote up top would fit Kit, so here lol.
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"i could fix him", good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity
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calling a robot by their serial number when youre mad like calling someones full name is probably okay but by calling them by model number is probably REALLY rude
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i am a simple girl i see a picture of a pretty flower and i hit reblog
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ONE
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Fake seals to imitate virginity:
Ratchet gets a pair of fake seals (one at the outer ring and one deeper) and provokes Deadlock. Deadlocks goes absolutely wild and crazy when he feels them.
YES. Ratchet installing fake seals into his very much not virginal valve because he knows he'll meet Deadlock soon and be wants to drive him fucking crazy.
The moment Deadlock presses his spike against Ratchet's valve and feels the first seal, he looks like he overloaded right there and then. His spike twitches hotly and he pushes in with a growl, hips bucking when he finds the second seal deeper in. Ratchet hisses, he forgot how painful it is to have a seal broken, but the sting only makes his valve pulse harder.
Deadlock fucks him like he actually believes Ratchet is a virgin. Maybe he even talks dirty to him, telling him how good his tight, virginal pussy is, how he deserves to be breached by a thick spike and taught just how good interfacing really can be. Ratchet likes it.
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