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fear-is-truth · 7 months

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"i could fix him", good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity

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galaxynajma · 9 months

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Y’all i made a monster

Furby Gojo satoru

Furby Geto suguru

Furby shoko ieiri

Everybody is a furby now

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milfsloverblog · 1 year

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Coworker: is that a Jesus keychain on your backpack?

The “Jesus” keychain on my backpack:

#gwendoline christie #Gwesus Christie #join the cult

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fliegenengel · 2 months

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#soeren baptism #soerenbaptism #welcome to leech world #join the cult #you are love

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gummigoo-cult · 2 months

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Hello!

We're the Gummigoo Cult, and if it isn't obvious, we worship the tadc character Gummigoo. Every Wednesday we sacrifice parmesan cheese to Gummigoo. Help spread the word!

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we are not currently taking any new members!!

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Tags we use:

Gummigoo Supremacy : Gummigoo reblogs.

Ugh words : Answered asks.

Not Gummigoo : Self-explanatory, misc stuff.

Announcement : Anything from rituals to text posts to keep the community running.

Happy Cheese Sacrifice Wednesday: Every Wednesday we sacrifice cheese. yeah

Cult milestone: wooo milestone

Princess x Ghost Propaganda: candyghost

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want a new role? check job openings!

gummigoo ship names

Member list + Rank:

@tinywafflerat (Founder)

@gizmos-n-gadgets (Co-founder)

@that-lizard-from-tadc (Mascot)

@ink-the-axolotl-rabbit (Spoon maker)

@willowthefoxxo (Builder)

@jaxfromthatcircus (Farmer)

@smellypotato741 (Exorcist)

@booba-lover (Follower)

@zerothejackal (Follower)

@immabethehero (Follower)

@kadethechaotic (Follower)

@digitalhallucinations697 (Follower)

@wondercircus-official (Follower)

@sunification (Follower)

@thechaoticlittlejester (Follower)

@blanks-bullshit (Follower)

@batty-the-tadc-weeb (Follower)

@xxmoonduskxx (Follower)

@gfox-arts (Follower)

@triangularitydubs (Follower)

@poppyseedqueenz (Follower)

@maxlevelarg (Follower)

@alien-insomniac-05 (Follower)

@xaviercreator12345 (Follower)

@big-old-bee (Follower)

@cloverydreamertt (Follower)

@bagelwithseeds (Follower)

@l1zardiz (Follower)

@coolviper37056 (Follower)

@queeniesretrozone (Follower)

@thatonetwig (Follower)

@tboom10 (Follower)

@rurli (Follower)

@fluffybugz (Follower)

@sweet-dignity-pegususgirl (Follower)

@multifandomperson173 (Follower)

#gummigoo supremacy #join the cult #announcement #ugh words

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scheunensohn · 9 months

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When the nun needs fun

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captainblou · 3 months

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Alright, hear me out. Listen. Lisssssten.

Aziraphale's forearms.

Crowley's neck.

#things we're all lusting about #don't hide #join the cult #we having seen those forearms i know but you KNOW what I mean #just sayin #see also: Aziraphale's thighs #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale

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salsabao · 2 years

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Today while I was going back home I bought some sunflowers for my favorite red hair twin <3, I hope he will like it!!! >3<!!! Glen (@asktherays) (Author: idk if it's important, Lisa is a teen doll)

#sunflowers #my secret crush #don't tell anyone!!!#digital art #painting #art #art blog #horror art blog #join the cult #cultist doll #hello it's lisa talking!!!#ask the rays #glen ray

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scowlsnwhiskey · 5 months

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From the dark halls of the night

And the shadows born from light

Write the poet, wrath in sight

Their own ending now made right

We are the Cult of the Three

The Ruler of the Three

From the Lake we summon Thee

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #cult of the three #join the cult #today is initiation day

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thecultofthomasthetankengine · 2 months

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"average person joins 7 cults a year" factoid is actually a statistical error, average person only joins one cult called the Cult of Thomas the Tank Engine. Terms tanktrain, who lives in a train station and joins 10 million cults a year is an outlier and should not be included

#join my cult #join the cult #the cult of thomas the tank engine #thomas #join us #cult #teeth #spiders georg

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carawith17as · 7 months

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we need more catgirl(or catboy etc) doodle against pride flag pfps

join me mutuals

#caras ogs #join the cult

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tinywafflerat · 2 months

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I'm glad I found someone who likes gummigoo religiously as I am 🐡

yuh!! you can join @gummigoo-cult if you want to be more involved!!

#tinywaffleasks #join the cult

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gummigoo-cult · 2 months

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GET YOURSELF A JOB!! DON’T BE UNEMPLOYED!!

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Job Openings:

Farmer - 1 opening

Builder - 1 opening

Supply Manager - 1 opening

Chocolate Miner - 3 openings

(NEW JOB) Jellybean Counter - 4 openings

Exorcist -1 Opening

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Filled Jobs:

Founder

Co-founder

Mascot

Spoon Maker

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If you want a job, submit an application via ask!

If there is enough demand I will make more jobs available.

#announcement #job openings #join the cult #gummigoo #gummigoo cult

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scheunensohn · 11 months

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who are you

the follow up to the Bible

#welcome to leech world #be blessed #join the cult

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kaneseatheadrest · 7 days

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Culture Appropriation Is Not Based. A Philosophical Analysis. An Essay by Jalex Aonces

"Based and red pilled"

This term 'red pilled' has been lumped up into the terminology of 'based' as an attempt of Consertive Cultural Appropriation.

This has become an attempt to reappropriate it into a culturally traditional value. And nothing shows this cultural shift of the Conservative party better than this. If I'm understanding Lil Bs intent correctly. Being 'based', to put into words as best as possible, would be defined by values specifically of challenging tradition. And then right wing traditionalists spat their toxic fumes of appropriation all over the term 'based' and exploited it through fascist propaganda, and much like how fascist propaganda has worked historically. Traditionalists like Andrew Tate, and his pee-ons like Sneako, have spread the association of being 'based' to being 'redpilled' to try devalue the power of the word 'based'.

Ofcourse they haven't fully reappropriated the term into the cultural norm. Leftists, like myself, also associate its values on if they are 'based' or not. But, we are using it closer to the original terminology. Because to be a based leftist is to challenge the values that Andrew Tate stands for. Andrew Tate represents anti-feminism, Traditional Nuclear Family Nationalism, Gender Conforming Standards and similar ideologies.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe The Based God is a feminist. The Based God challenges the norm and structures that hold us to the shackles of Traditional sanctities.

The Based God would recognize Trans rights as a human rights issue. And ease their oppression by challenging outdated standards of gender conformity.

Andrew Tate and his defunct little group were NEVER based. They are the polar opposite. But I believe they are exploiting this cultural shift to capture the attention of the impressionable youth to infect their minds with anti-based traditional ideas. Because based by its very nature is counter culture. Its prone to going where the counter culture is. And since liberals are the new cultural standard, Conservatives are the counter culture now. Which has made it easier for them to bastardize counter cultural terms like 'based' to mean the opposite of what it's supposed to mean. This is actual cultural appropriation and I can only hope The Based God approves of my interpretations of it's post-modern ideologies and stands up to this devaluing of a progressive modern term.

It may ruin the aesthetic idea of being 'based' but we need to clearly define it which is inherentally kind of uncool, i know, but knowledge is power and all that bullshit. But unironically though. And terms like 'based' have roots in Post-modern ideas. Like Lil B, while I don't believe he invented the term he atleast presented it to the culture that created the pipeline to how we use the term 'based' now. Much like 'woke' it's another term that presented in classes that have roots in black culture. And it 'Elvis Presleyed' into the way Conservatives use it today. But subsiding the social implications for a moment, we can also gather that 'based' is rooted in this post-modernist internet culture as well as counter culture. Which is why many music critics have taken acknowledgement of how Lil B message is through hip hop, but as a post modern figure Lil B is more Punk Rock. Because his music is classified as a counter cultural caricature made to challenge the idea of traditional hip hop. Lil B symbolically represents the same kind of values of 'challenging tradition' that Punk Rock has at its very essense. And you can see the influence this punk rock essense has, as Lil B is often recognized for being the 'godfather of modern rap' the rap that is more focused on post-modern vibes as opposed to traditional hip-hops more lyrical based qualifiers. Again, this why Lil B was often hated by more old school traditional hip hop heads. Some have since learned to embrace him, especially since he can also prove himself lyrically. When Lil B gets lyrical I perceive it as especially 'based' as it sends a powerful message. To show the traditional hip hop heads that he can do what they do, and yet Lil B would often choose to do his own thing anything anyways despite traditional norms. That is super fucking punk rock if you ask me.

Lil B got the term 'based' stuck in the zeitgeist through his alter ego, The Based God. The idea of The Based God is, in itself, is a Post-modern figure the term 'based' is already more symbolic than something that can be easily defined. Sounds to me, like the term 'based' could be perceived as 'challenging traditions' if we gather the context of The Based God being a symbolic figure that represents Lil B's core values of challenging tradition. To be 'based' would mean the same thing as 'to be counter culture' and 'anti-establishment'.

Because, to understand what, The Based God, could be defined as in a traditional sense kind of goes against the point of being 'based'. 'Based' I would say being 'based' is having a healthy trust in your instincts and having faith that your values are providing a progressive lense of nuance to traditional and outdated ideas. Which is where the 'god' imagery comes in. Because, to most religions 'God' is perceived in a more abstract fashion to what some fundamental traditional Christians teach.

God is usually more symbolic than literal. And God in the post-modern sense is for of an essence or gut feeling. Christian fundamentalists often personify god to relate more abstract and esoteric ideas taught in the bible in a way that people can contextualize and relate to. Humanizing and personifying a symbol. Which is why Lil B communicates with the Based God in more of a post-modern sense. It's more of a representation of the trust Lil B has in his instincts and subconscious knowledge and that the way Lil B presents those values can be absorbed into society in good faith that it promotes a more open mind progressive world.

Here comes a fancy quote I'm hoping sticks. Lil B, feel free to turn this philosophical nugget into a song. I wont even ask for writing credit:

God is whatever power you choose to surrender your instincts to.

It may be simple enough but important to remember. If you channel the power that faith in a traditional idea of God has over fundamental Christians into having faith in yourself and your own instincts... well that would be based.

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