#that's mainly because Damian hasn't mentioned what happened to Tim's parents yet

[arrowmaker15]

(All 5 of the original Robins meeting thanks to the Flash family fucking with the timeless/multiverse again)

Jason (As Robin 2): Wait a fuckin' minute, I *die*!?

Tim (As Robin 3): Yes, that is correct.

Dick (As Robin 1): I'm still stuck on the fact that not only do I get fired, but four more Robins come after me. And that this eleven-year-old stalked both me and you for years!

Tim (R3): I'm 13, almost 14.

Steph (As Robin 4): I'm only around for a few months? Why?

Damian (As Robin 5): You initiated a protocol that Batman was meant to be around for without telling him. You then caused a gang war, Black Mask discovered your identity, he kidnapped you, tortured you, then assumedly killed you. Dr. Thompkins in actuality faked your death and after a while you returned. Then you started dating Drake.

Tim (R3): Is that part really important to mention?

Jason (R2): Yes, now, how the hell do I die, Replacement?

Tim (R3): Joker beats you with a crowbar then blows you up in a warehouse in Ethiopia.

Jason (R2): And... And B doesn't kill him?

Damian (R5): No. But Grayson does.

Dick (R1): I what now!?

Steph (R4): Don't worry, the B-Man brings him back to life shortly after.

Jason (R2): He does fuckin' WHAT!!??

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #jason todd #incorrect dc quotes #stephanie brown #batfam incorrect quotes #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #robin #robins 1 2 3 4 and 5 #all in one room #they got bored #so dumped information on each other from their respective time periods #none of them except Tim are coping well #that's mainly because Damian hasn't mentioned what happened to Tim's parents yet #Jason is pissed that Bruce didn't kill Joker #more so that he brought him back after Dick killed him #the fucking #flashfam #are fucking up the multiverse again