#the acronym is too long

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'm experiencing symptoms of the mental illness known as Been Awake Too Long

#ah Been Awake Too Long... we meet again #symptoms of BATL (omg the acronym is literally BATTLE lmao) may include but are not limited to: #thinking everyone hates you #thinking you hate everyone else and/or yourself #deep yearning for things once lost #hopelessness about your goals #experiencing Gender (the bad way) #experiencing or questioning sexuality (also the bad way) #memory loss #contemplating your mortality inevitable death and the fragility of life #thinking 'i should text them' #sudden tearfulness #delirium #loss of all wordly attachments and sense of self #talk to your doctor to see if Going The Fuck To Sleep may be right for you #side effects may include being cozy and saying honk shoo mimimi

[oseike]

I finally found a webcomic with an OP female lead, with underplayed romance, and now honestly I can't make myself interested in any other new ones. They're all such disappointments compared to this one.

Really tired of the rampant sexism in comics though ngl. Female lead = romance. Male lead = power fantasy. It's not to say the stories themselves are bad, but man. I want my female power fantasy! Why is there only one!!!

If any of you find another one, I'd love to hear.

#i stole the first ranker's soul #<- go read it! #i wonder if there's a common acronym for it #istfrs is too long...sfrs maybe? #i should search the name here in tags and see if it cropa up #IS THERE FANART... #it doesn't have a huge following on webtoon compared to others in the genre so i hope there's a fanbase #personal

[quinn-pop]

i heard it’s someone’s birthday! here’s some sketches i did trying to figure out how to draw all the sillies

#kirby 31st anniversary #the amount of comic ideas ive had lately is ridiculous i need to just make them already #meta knight #king dedede #bandee #bandana waddle dee #uhh intended this to be metadad and dededad #because they are the found family to me #idk how to do the keep reading thing sorry if this is too long lol #when will i give into the cringe and draw metadede…it’s just a matter of time…they are rotating in my brain… #anyway uh. you didn’t hear that /j #kirby art #sketch dump #my art #OH yeah and the first one’s a dhmis quote!! just so you know! #the hsm is high school musical idk how much people use that acronym lol

[steelycunt]

an um. snippet. from me. for the first time since. july :-)

#from a fic you likely will not see for at least. two months. but still <3 #reallt brave of me to snippet considering ive still got no plan from one scene to the next and have only written um. four scenes but. well #if you all bear witness to evidence of the wips existence then maybe it will help me commit to finishing it. :-) #this is also. this snippet is from the very first scene and it is not my favourite but the snippet i WANTED to share is simply too long so. #sorry about that. :-/ also im just talking now you don’t need to read these tags but it is so lovely being in remus’ head now im so used to #it it used to be so unnerving…but i live here now i love it…im also in a bit of a #loving sirius era atm so actually im enjoying writing about how pretty he is. (<- me after being visisted by three spirits on Christmas Eve) #special shout-out to hope lupin. kicking things off immediately with her funeral she is so killable and i really appreciate it. #tsahonip feels like a silly acronym so i think we’re sticking to shortening it to. #tsah #snippet #my fic #r/s #anyway. if it goes the way i want it to the whole fic is very. london and dreary flats and bars and mugs of tea and resentment + melancholy #you know. because ive never done that before have i. also the discography of the smiths so prepare for that on the playlist soz :-(

[staysaneathome]

Lines that would make great twists in a fic that I don’t have the plot for #28:

Everyone always looked at the spiders.

Which, of course, was natural. Skittering, many-legged things, with their beady eyes and pedipalps that so easily resembled fangs. It was so natural, so easy to cast these monstrosities as the villains. There they are, those creeping, crawling things spewing webs as though compelled, addicted, stringing it into intricate patterns to catch us. Stop them, stop the monster, stop the person with spiders crawling from their skull, from beneath their fingers. Stop them, and we can end this.

No one ever spared a thought that, perhaps, this was too easy. Spiders are, after all, rather simple creatures with simple needs. They have no use for overarching plans, no use for overexerting themselves. Much like humans, they are content to do enough to ensure their needs will be met, but no more.

It takes something else to nudge them into the role of mastermind, of mouthpiece that gives the Mother of Puppets the reputation for manipulation, for control, for addiction, for power that it so rightfully craves. Something that no one thinks twice to look at, that they take as mere evidence of its presence and nothing more. Something that spans across all the puppets in the Mother’s control, binds them to her and sets them dancing to her will.

No one ever bothered to really think about why this entity is always known as The Web.

#the magnus archives #tma #the web #annabelle cane #LTWMGTIAFTIDHTPF #wow that acronym is long #will probably shorten it at some point #you can’t just call it the web and have it be about addiction and manipulation #and then hand me a guy and say yep this is the mastermind the manipulator #it is TOO OBVIOUS #IF ITS JUST SPIDERS THEN WHY ISN'T CALLED THE SPIDER HUH???? #TELL ME THAT JONNY SIMS #was briefly playing with the idea of this appearing in a #tma x across the spiderverse #crossover fic #because cmon #THE POTENTIAL

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Did anyone else grow up on Wolf Song, Bride Of Discord, and Daughter Of Discord? Please. I need to know I’m not alone in this.

#wolf song #bride of discord #daughter of discord #more specifically #I grew up on wolf song and then also somehow found bod and dod #(the names are too long I’m not fully writing those out so have acronyms instead) #I’m gonna go re-watch wolf song now

[t4tnalu]

Hearing people stumble over saying "lgbtqia+2" is soooooo.... Just say LGBT. You can say LGBT+ if u want even.

#its already an acronym so kinda awkward to say we rlly shouldnt make it long as fuck too #💋

[pinejay]

like spending half my time around 13 year olds obviously means i know better then anyone they r rly wonderful and clever and so on and there's not much difference between us addicted to tumblr vs them addicted to tiktok except for it meaning that they sometimes spontaneously burst into dance. but for real these kids do not understand files, i needed to give them step by step image diagram instructions on how to download a photo from a google photos album, and move the photo from their downloads to another folder. where is the tech literacy beyond click on app and scroll 😭

#not every kid is phone addicted too ofc #it's rly funny bc in the group chat the other 2 coaches (my mom and a guy even older then her) do not understand their texts at all #my mom always says whatever they say is just nonsense. she's like what does it mean ''W [person's name] he is such a sigma'' #and the other coach was like literally asked in person hey what does jskskdhaksjsjaw stand for. what's with that long acronym #like he said ''what does jay kay jay ell...''

[theimpossiblescheme]

Possibly controversial Doctor Who take: UNIT should never have been a military organization. I've always hated the idea of the Doctor becoming a stooge for human governments, and it's only gotten grosser as time's gone on... I think UNIT would be much more interesting as an independent research organization (hell, more of a glorified clubhouse full of nerds) rather than a defense taskforce.

Picture this: we start with Colonel Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, shortly after his encounter with the Second Doctor and the robotic yeti. The whole affair's opened his eyes to a much wider world than he previously thought, and he's taken an interest extraterrestrial life and technology. At first, he thinks only of how this knowledge can be used to England's advantage, but soon it turns into curiosity for its own sake and a genuine urge to learn about other worlds. When another alien creature comes to Earth, Alistair just wants to talk to them if he can. So instead of shooting them on sight like the rest of his regiment, he goes out of his way to defend the alien. Alistair is dragged in front of a court martial for it, and even though he refuses to back down--the creature wasn't threatening anybody, and even if it was, it was still a cowardly move since they outnumbered it seven to one!--he's discharged from the army in disgrace. Severely disillusioned and having done some soul-searching for why he ever worked with those bastards to begin with, he starts to seek out like-minded people. People who are both disgusted with the military and curious about worlds beyond Earth. This leads him to Liz Shaw, John Benton, Jo Grant, and maybe a couple of honest-to-God aliens who've been going about their business unbothered. Maybe the alien whose life Alistair saved decides to join in as well. Together, they pool their knowledge, funds, and resources to found their own private research base to learn about all things paranormal and/or extraterrestrial. It's not a fancy or expensive affair--they're based out of Liz's house, and there's a big hand-painted KEEP OUT sign out front--but it serves their purpose. They don't bother gathering weapons or anything like that since they want to learn about visitors to Earth, not drive them away. The government and the greater Ivory Tower scientific community thinks they're naive at best and idiotic at worst, but they're long past giving a fuck. And when the Third Doctor is unceremoniously dumped on Earth by the Time Lords, the newly-formed UNIT shelters them and offers them a position as scientific advisor. Alistair might even be able to commiserate with them on "Oh, you were strung along by a bunch of close-minded shitstains who'd rather murder something new than try to understand it? Me, too, bud, let's go get drunk about it sometime."

And thus begins a grand, regeneration-spanning saga of protecting new aliens, sabotaging the military, recruiting old companions who want to carry on the Doctor's work, and giving both the Queen and the Time Lords an industrial-grade migraine. Because they're not soldiers--they're "idiots" with some books and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, and learning as they go.

#There--I fixed your show for you BBC. #Now it actually makes sense why the Doctor and various companions would want to collaborate with them #and there's no awful interventionism and militaristic jingoism--*my* UNIT says 'fuck colonialist warfare actually.' #I still haven't figured out what the UNIT acronym would mean in this AU but I'll think of it. :P #Fuck just to drive the point home I'd even have some kind of exchange between Alistair and one of his former colleages-- #'You threw away a promising career' / 'I sure fucking did and you can too if you stop shining boots with your tongue for a living' #And if you want to give a new excuse for the Third Doctor being earthbound for so long maybe the aforementioned unceremonious dumping #did a number on the TARDIS and Liz and the Doctor try to repair the damage during their downtime. #doctor who #alternate universe #the schemer speaks

[melonpalooza]

If tldr character's play horror game. Who will die first and who will be the survivor. And which one of them will get posessed/Stuck/left behind. And most importantly which idiot will be playing the game unsurious, for example :

leading the monster towards their friends probably secrifice their own teammates for fun. Forgeting their mission and died by their own stupid action

(we always have that one teammates that Will do anything just for fun even if it meant losing the game)

(The game : phasmaphobia,dead by daylight, in silent, identity V, pacify etc anything horror multiplayer survival-escape game )

the fic has a lot of characters lmao... god. this is gonna be a doozy of an answer, anon. i'm going to start rambling and might not even get all the characters. also altho you say horror games, phasmo and dbd/identity v are very different genres in terms of gameplay lmao so forgive me if i jump around the games bc im just typing the first things that come to my head

i feel like how they handle the games depends on who they team up with, bc i know depending on who i play with, the objective of my gameplay changes.

if it's mostly donnies, they will take the game most seriously i feel like. they're prepared, have game plans and divide up the responsibilities. will do research before hand rather than jump into a game. like they have to know all the game's mechanics before they start playing. if they're the hunter, i feel like they're really meticulous, but they won't spawn camp the hooks in dbd for example. except ig reugrat donnie he has the trolling energy to me.

mil/cope/rugrat raph prefers playing the hunter. they're aggressive and will sometimes target specific players if they were screwed over in a previous game by them xD most of them will go for leo lol. all of them will always try to stun or attack the attacker/aggro the hunter as a survivor.

cope mikey would fool around most of the game (like yell at the ghost in phasmo, calling it names and stuff) unless it's like less than half of the survivors are left and if he's still alive. all the mikeys get jumpscared easily. neon mikey might get distracted looking at assets or smth. all of them are relatively good at juking in dbd, so they'll be the ones that take ppl off hooks. 03 mike has insanely good luck in hiding where the hunter doesn't find him. rugrat mikey definitely leads the hunter to teammates on purpose.

all the leos would put the team before them, so they're often the ones that becomes bait and self sacrifice—if most of the team makes it out it's a net positive game for them.

if neon leon and neon don are both survivors tho, it's 50/50 they try to sabotage or help each other. if one of them is the hunter, they try to take out the other and it's a W for them if they take out their twin no matter the ending result of the match

and just as i write this i realized that they can't play interdimensionally lol (they could play games like scrabble and uno, bc those would be relatively easy to code into the server's bot i feel like. they can play games like chess bc it's part of discord. so that means they can play gartic lmao. but ig how they play holds true to their own brothers anyway)

anyway my brain is tired now there's probably more somewhere in the think tank

#tlrda asks #melon speaks #also not to be that guy anon but you keep using the wrong acronym for the fic #you keep using tldr lol #too long didn't ronin asdadas #long post

[idissectgermanwords]

"Average German uses 3 different very long compound words a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average German uses 1 very long compound words per year. German government Georg, who lives in the Reichstagskuppel & uses 10.000 different very long compound words each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#do not question the logistics of this joke as the average person can very much visit the reichstagskuppel #obviously he hides his sleeping bed before visitors are allowed in. and walks around the building in a suit most of the day #you couldn't visibly differentiate him from every other politician walking around there. include the other georgs #also this is just a stupid joke. because the german government uses a lot of long words. and then shortens them with acronyms #would german government georg use acronyms or would he say the entire word every time? i am thinking about this too much

[flowersandcandy06]

WAKE UP new search for the sandvich video RELEASED

(There's love. And drama. Oh my got)

Source: John Patrick Lowrie of Twitter dot com (x) (as always)

#flowerposting #tf2 #this saga acronym name is too long 💔 oh well just know its about THE saga ever

[simmaster]

me and my female date who i have heterosexual interest in

#the hand on her back is killing me why is it half hovering #im not actually calling him gay btw this is a reference to an old post i made about the master like two years ago #my second fav post ive ever made. because i am a guy who has a top three of my own posts #micah.txt #detectiveposting #< best ive got for a tag name its just too long in full but too short as an acronym :/

[hollypunkers]

the last fanfiction I published was because the joke I thought of for the end was too good not to share, now Im doing it again but the joke is so far into the story it will take me 4 years even to get to it

#hollypunkerspost #should have stuck to one specific story arc like blue but no i have too many funny ideas and angsty ones and i gotta rewrite harry potter #i think i enjoy the act of writing so much that im long winded for both my amusement and detriment #fic writing #dbgoh #i want to call the series dagobah just because the acronym is silly #but the name is bad and the summary is bad but ive never been any good at those #i once had a short story title changed by the publishing house because they hated the name so much 😂

[goldensunset]

(person who has to neatly organize everything or die) i have to decide on how i’m going to tag a new piece of media before i start reblogging any of it. help

#my inconsistency SUCKS #it’s a problem when i tag multiple entries from the same franchise #like for a long time i had ‘the world ends with you’ but ‘neo twewy’ #i want to avoid that with pokémon. however it may be too late #i’ve already got an acronym for ‘dppt’ but fully spelled out ‘scarlet and violet’ #it would be easier to fix the former bc i have fewer posts there #but neater to have the latter fixed bc acronyms are nicer #but i don’t think even the mass tag replacer is going to get all of those… #point being what do i do for black and white. #peach rambles

[girlwiththegreenhat]

girl help there's like six bajillion different tags for the new spiderverse movie and i cannot blacklist them all to avoid spoilers

#delete later #too many opportunities for spaces. hyphens. colons. acronyms. AAAAAAA #its going to be hell trying to Unblacklist everything once ive seen it bc my blacklist is literally 6 miles long #and i will Not remember all these variations