#the epic highs and lows of high school football

[abba-enthusiast]

Say what you will about riverdale but how many other shows feature a gay immortal baby that may or may not be the second coming of christ

#and that wasn’t even the most fucked up thing in this episode #yeah i’m still convinced that baby anthony is actually jesus #riverdale #riverdale spoilers #the epic highs and lows of high school football

[hyugaruma]

Tragic moment trying to look through the “High&Low” tag but it’s all just people with the words “high” and “low” tagged…

#please I’m just looking for content #the epic highs and lows of high school football

[betty-amorous]

The thing about Riverdale is that the show is camp throughout its entire run but the nature of that camp shifts as the show progresses. It's camp contrasted with camp. The early seasons are grim teen melodrama camp, where the ridiculousness comes from the intensity of the show's brutality and cruelty. By the time we get to season 7, the show has been given a mandate from a literal angel to make the world brighter, and fully transitioned into silly wacky cartoon hijinks camp. This positions camp against camp, and their juxtaposition tells us about both.

Contrasted with the saccharine silliness of season 7, the early seasons feel not melodramatic, but violently hyperreal. The Riverdale of early seasons is realist; the Riverdale of season 7 is idealist. This is not something that simply happens to the characters, but is a direct consequence of their actions: Tabitha has set them off to make the world brighter, and they succeed at doing so. When the teens stop Project Moloch in the show's antepentimate episode, the last bit of bleakness in Riverdale is carted off to a Russian gulag with Clifford Blossom. As their reward, Tabitha shows the teens the events of earlier seasons, but "only the good parts".

Quite literally, Tabitha gives them the ideal riverdale, as opposed to the violent realism of "the way things used to be". When they go to the Sweet Hereafter, the teens of Riverdale are not sent back to their actual high school, a place of poisonings, murders, and repression. Instead, they are rewarded with what they have created for themselves across the show's final season: not the realist high school they were trapped in, but the idealist high school, the one they always saw glimpses of but only truly existed in their dreams.

#riverdale #rvd #the epic highs and lows of high school football

[cottagewhores]

We had such a good day yesterday and the day before and now we’re all sad *sigh*

#can’t help but laugh #or else I’d be crying #the epic highs and lows of high school football #mp #austrip

[itsoveranakin-ihavethehighground]

you know the worst part of living outside of the us is that i have never known the epic highs and lows of high school football

#not that i play sports #like at all #but i'm still sad #the epic highs and lows of high school football #is what i deserve for putting up with shit all day #is this something? #riverdale

[crystallineandsibylline]

i started riverdale last week and now i’m at season 3 i’m just letting y’all know i’m going to be real annoying about it

#riverdale #the epic highs and lows of high school football #mobsters and molls #i’m a weirdo #levitating bonfire babies

[springsolitaire]

i gotta say it, riverdale had the best one liners.

“that means you havent known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of hight school football”

ELITE.

#riverdale #archie andrews #betty cooper #veronica lodge #jughead jones #the epic highs and lows of high school football #one liners

[kitthew]

that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of a menstrual disorder

#haven’t figured out what menstrual disorder it is yet but my therapist and i think it’s pmdd #experiencing completely wild and distressing mood swings today #was fighting back tears while walking to lunch and then 2 hours later walking back home from class i was like #😄 omg i’m so happy 😄 i love my life #like girl okkkkkk #riverdale #archie andrews #the epic highs and lows of high school football #pmdd #premenstrual dysphoric disorder #menstrual disorder

[primeministerofantarctica]

the only reason riverdale's not on the blocklist is because whatever's going on with her is funnier than it has any right to be

#astra rambles #personal #i refuse to watch the show but like. secondhand knowledge. #betty's serial killer genetics #archie became a world war ii vet? #the. im pretty sure there's a blood cult in there somewhere. #THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL #i feel like this is payment for making jughead allo the monkey's paw curled in on itself then it exploded

[moltolavoro]

sometimes you just go to work and come home and go to sleep and sometimes you watch a really great movie and then see a cluster of people rping literal fucking n*zis online 

#the epic highs and lows of high school football #what the fuck is going on in here on this day

[abba-enthusiast]

Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series

#listen i SCREAMED #riverdale #NOBODY DOES IT LIKE THEM #this episode was so fucking good istg #the epic highs and lows of high school football

[mouthsounds]

well I locked my keys in the car for the first time in my life in the chilis parking lot but on the bright side a bald old man came over to me and my brother and asked if we get a hard time about the color of our hair (pink and blue/pink and purple) and we were like “oh no people are really nice :)” and he goes like oh great! dinner is on me and gave us a $50 so you know

#the epic highs and lows of high school football #speech tag #goombarightsactivist

[miusato]

Ahh yes, the autism brothers 🤝🤝🤝

#if you see me post this yesterday uh no you dont #anyway tbh the only autistic one here is Aki and Shinji is there acting as his voice of reason and his other brain cell #since Aki drown all of his remaining brain cell in a solution of protein shake #doesnt matter if he's smart he is just as socially inept as I am and doesnt get social cues sometimes Aki is actually me irl #anyway ajxuwkaiahqjq im dreaming of the day that Ill be free from the shackles of art school #and draw the rest of the P3 cast in this style and fulfilling my dream of making a totally normal but angst driven hugh school teen drama au #like yes they should be normal hs students but also i want them to go through the pain that is unnecessary teen drama #aki be like: you havent known the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of HigHscHooL foOtbALL #anyway wish me luck rn its critique week and im witnessing my classmate getting their ass grilled as i type and i am next //gulp #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #asukart

[120percents]

i didn't realise during alabasta bc it was mr. 7 and not number 7 but...

i hehe-d... i haha-d... it will be a great payoff in 10 seasons to no one but me

#literally took this as one of the few zs crumbs #zosan #opla #like is this smth oda masterminded probably not but it's just silly goofy to imagine zoro smirking to himself thinking about this #like a sappy unfunny LOSER #i love him... let him be more silly goofy... #anyways opla was like the epic highs and lows of high school football i felt so over and so back multiple times lmfao #zorosan #sanzoro #sanzo

[multiseb21]

Charles forgot because his 100th GP with Ferrari is nothing compared to the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football

#he has one brain cell #that brain cell wanted to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football #now he has one brain cell AND cte #charles leclerc #f1 #cota gp 2023 #austin gp 2023 #us gp 2023 #ferrari

[wildlyfreemoon]

Honestly, all the actors in ep 8 were so good. Like props to walker, leah, aryan and charlie

#like I felt every emotion in their eyes #like their joys and their sorrows #their epic highs and lows of high school football or smth #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo series #Percy Jackson series #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #charlie bushnell