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Rewatching season 1 (and actually paying attention to Sky to figure out what the fuck everyone is talking about): Part 2

EP 6:

Bloom: who are the Trix?

Musa: lol, that's the nickname we gave them

...the Trix eventually start calling themselves this right???? Nfkskdne that's, um, Icy are you ok??

Why do we never get to see the spring of light? That would of been a cool part of the palace

Ok but how the fuck does Bloom having the dragon fire even work?? Did the great dragon just randomly decide on a planet to bestow God powers on?? Fuckin help

I like to think that Domino was the first thing created by the great dragon and their related to diminutive dragon's that are the closest to the great dragon out of everything in the magical universe. God's second cousin if you will

Still op as fuck

None of this girls know the myth on how their dimension was created

"until dark forces attacked Domino and put out the dragon flame. The magical dimension hasn't been the same since." She's talking like the dragons flame was a physical object in Domino that played an important role of the upkeep of the dimension??? Help

I love how where the Dragon went is never explained. Like god took a nap, he's gone now

FARAGONA YOU KNOW SOMETHING

Tecna and Bloom: BITE BITE KILL KILL

Flora and Stella: ummmmmm, but how tho

Musa is just sitting there

I love how these idiots are screaming at a ring

Darcy is so upset about her nose and Stormy can barely cast a spell she's so sleepy

Icy on the other hand is fine and pissed as fuck

Apparently Stella's scepter doesn't have the power of the dragon flame?? Or not enough to be of any use??? Idk

The Trix are very lucky to have a room connected to a secret tunnel

The Trix are fucking screaming in the middle of the night, how does no one notice these fools

I love how these girls instantly decide to touch everything

Stella is so happy to have her ring back 🥺 which IS WHY SHE SHOULD HAVE IT IN LATER SEASONS—

Ok, ok, ok, ok, plot hole

Stella has her ring back, why does she not teleport them out???

If cloud tower is alive is it fucking with them??? If so can Flora sense that??

Bloomy is so impulsive

Griffin is such a weird and cruel woman to random teenagers and for what??

Tecna: fuck this place

Bloom: what if they have a book about me 🥺

Tecna: Bloom, that's fucking stupid. Why would cloud tower have a book about you when you entered the magical world like two weeks ago

Bloom: :0

Griffin...you are in your 30s+...why are you playing pranks on 16 year olds

Musa: !!! Oh FUCK this place

They do magic convergence!! But not true convergence, they just attack at the same time

Why are you running and not flying

Flora is the only one here smart enough to fly

Stella: We have a problem

Stella: not any more

Season 1 is fucking unparalleled. Stella punches Kunt, Tecna body slams doors, can't wait for more

Musa is so fucking terrified of this bug 🥺 she's literally shaking 😭 and Stella is so ready to protect her 🥺🥺🥺

Stella has set the room on fire

"Thanks a lot Stella" Musa :((((( stop being mean to Stella :((((((

The other "worst pair" from s2 twinning witches, gets moments of mutual dislike (Tecna and Bloom), but Musa is always the one on the offensive with Stella and Stella hasn't really done anything

Musa come back here and explain why you isolate between baby, angry, and sad

It wouldn't be hard to make this mutual bc Stella is known to have foot in mouth syndrome and Musa is hyper sensitive and holds grudges like it's her god given duty

Bloomy you have fire power's please at least try to control the fire

Daphne is so quick with it

Musa is so fucking baby when she isn't trying to be cool

Someone help her she doesn't know how to express emotions healthy

Flora should of gone first....she'd the fairy of plants...fire is the most dangerous for her

Stella: Well it sure did get us out of a HOT SPOT

Tecna: hahaha. Stella. Your so funny. I just bust a gut

Musa: *gags*

Stella confirmed pun liker and Tecna/Musa confirmed pun haters. This is amazing

A whole EP dedicated to this ring and it's just forgotten about

Poor Musa is suffering the most of getting no sleep 🥺

Fragonda: now what do you have to say for yourselves

Tecna: three witches from cloud tower tried to KILL Stella and STOLE HER HEIRLOOM. We went to get it back. Maybe tell your ""Colleague"" not to have murderous bitches at her school

OOO this is literally Faragonda and Girselda's worst fucking moment I swear to got this episode makes me hate these two so fucking much. This nearly gets the Winx KILLED

I'm going to attack Fragona with my teeth

Musa is genuinely upset that Fragonda might think their naive. Girl care so much about what others think of her

In my rewrite Faragona is going to face so many fucking consequences for this shit

Tecna is going to TEAR INTO HER, she won't hold anything back

EP 7:

When the Winx nearly die this episode I promise Tecna will also scream at you for putting them into this situation Griselda 💚 you can have your own little character arc about being nicer

Does these two episodes piss anyone else off for their flagrant disregard for the girls safety

OMG. "It wasn't a joke!" Tecna is autistic confirmed!!!! Every autistic has gone though this

Flora: it's not hard to use a broom :) want me to show you how?

Tecna: Nah. I'm sure I can figure out how to use these primitive implements

Flora watching Tecna out a bucket on her head: are you sureeee?

Tecna: of course!

Flora, clearly amused: are you really really sure you don't want any...help :)

Tecna: I can handle the situation Flora. Don't worry

Flora: (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Tecna, using a broom on a painting: see!

Flora: indeed, I see

Tecna: I think I might of done something wrong

Flora: now would you like me to help you?

GOD FLORA AND TECNA'S DYNAMIC IS SO GOOD

Flora is the only one who understands, despite being the smartest one here, she's also stupid as fuck

Plus Flora is just so subtly mocking, love her

Musa is going to attack Stella for being so entitled....this really should of been where Musa's dislike of Stella started. Or at least something like this happening sooner

"you'll be on guitar"

Stella: Hey! You want me to break a nail?

"WEAR GLOVES" "RUBBER IS BAD FOR MY SKIN"

The girls are fightinggggg

Bloom committed violence

Stella: a tough battle just ended, and I won by a landslide!

Stella why are you so perfect

Is Girselda ok?? Go do something with your life woman instead of bother 16 year olds

Ughhh mental Girselda, come back to me, I need some good teacher representation and if I cannot find if I will completely fuck up other characters to make it

Riven: Good morning disgusting rich bitches, I'm going to cause problems on purpose

DID BRANDON BRING THE DOG?!

I want this man's hand in marriage

The Trix are just openly talking about committing murder what the fuck

MIRTA!! MIRTA!!! MY SWEET BABY GIRL!!!

Mirta...baby I love you. Don't get into arguments with the Trix

I love how Mirta has freckles (≧▽≦)

Stormy fucked up all the drinks at her table just to laugh at Mirta. Why isn't everyone talking about how Stormy is the best Trix

Poor Lucy and Mirta.....

Damn it was lucky that there were still ppl at Alfea.... But what about people who don't like concerts??? Shouldn't they also still be at school?

You fuckers tricked these poor guys into helping you clean didn't you??

Sky is the only one here that has a good outfit. Those are, in fact, sentient people clothes

Riven is having a fucking moment, but the magenta on magenta is so fucking funny and he so clearly went "well it matches my hair....." That I am forced to like it, it's really boring tho

BRANDON IN HIS PREP ERA. Ok but, imagine Brandon pretending to be a prince gets him to try different styles and now 50% of his clothe is prep nonsense and the other 50% is gym rat that just figured out what a neon is. I think someone would attack him

Looking at Timmy I've never understood s1 Riven more. I also want to shove him into a locker. Why the fuck are you standing like that??? He's trying too hard to be pathetic smh

I love Brandon and Sky going "yeah, sure. I'll accept this as the way my day is going to go."

Timmy can't even catch a broom. How did you pass ANY of your physical classes

Riven: the audacity of lying to me AND expecting me to clean??? Excuse you?!

Riven is just fucking standing there, blank faced. What fucking emotion is that??? He looks dead inside

Riven: I cannot glare disbelieving at you people any harder

I love that there's just a random musical in this episode, Musa I love you

Flora is so gorgeous in her s1 casual party outfit. Why was this only seen once. She's soooo pretty

Stella and Bloom however look like pre-teens

Tecna your so cute and nONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY OF HER

Timmy........why the fuck did you ask Tecna if she wanted to dance if you didn't want to?? Are you just agreeing with her??? I mean vaild, if ***I*** got to be around the one and only Tecna I would also simp, but at least have a plan

Musa is so fucking great. Look at my girl dance!!!

S1 Riven is utterly nonplussed

This man's enegry

Riven's hobbies include: being an asshole for no reason, trying to look cool and failing, being utterly pathetic—

The vaccums are made to find and store powerful magical objects.... Tell me why they weren't used in s2/s3

These bitches just casue problems on purpose

Brandon in his prep era is making me go though multiple emotions at once

Brandon: woah woah woah there

Brandon: I've barely kissed Stella tonight, I'm not leaving until I at least get to—

UH OH TIME TO PANIC NOW

I love how all the guys just have their weapons......is there a reason y'all are armed at all times??

What ever the FUCK is wrong with Timmy's sleeves is making me crave violence

Tecna: a big heavy creature

Riven: Oh golly! O would of never guessed

(JFKWKDKD RIVEN SAYS GOLLY?!)

Tecna: it's two and a half meters tall, and weighs close to a ton. It's fur is bristly, it has horns, and multiple clawed limbs. It also has a musky odor

Tecna: now is that better

DRAG HIS ASS QUEEN

Also why does no one do anything with the information she provided. Do these boys not have a class on monster types???? Does none of the shit she's saying ring a bell??? Come on! Tecna dropped a gold mine of information, one of you use your brains

Riven has finally pissed off Musa!! She is gaining awareness of the fact that he's a asshole. S3/4 makes this almost annoying in retrospect, but I have to remind myself that the real Rivusa peeked in s2 then left the show

Musa, who doesn't have access to her magical powers and isn't physically strong: Says who!!!!!

The power of wanting to make Riven look stupid us just THAT STRONG

The best part about Timmy is that he has a fucking gun. But they made the gun work in the LEAST cool way possible. Just let Timmy shoot someone

Someone please give Riven a shield or something. You have a one handed weapon, pick up a shield

Musa...... Your are so fucking stupid, sooo fucking stupid. If wasn't aroace I'd want to kiss you

They're all curled up in a huddle because only Bloom could remember they don't have powers. Jfc

Flora fell :(((((( poor Flora isn't all that active is she

MUSA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU RUN PAST?!

Me and the writers are gonna have to fight on this one

Stella fucking dragging Flora to safety, we Stan one queen

Poor girlies 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tecna fucking JUMPED OVER THE MINATAUR

From most active to least active, in canon, it apparently goes: Aisha, Tecna, Stella, Musa, Bloom, Flora

Stella...stop gloating before your get hurt

Musa just fucking kicked this thing in the head lfjwosksjrjjekekekwkr then got PUNCHED

her bones are milk now

DONT THINK ITS CUTE, DONT THINK ITS CUTE

S1 RIVEN DOESN'T DESERVE MUSA, DO NOT THINK ITS CUTE

FUCK ITS CUTE

Damn my stupid Rivusa shipper heart, s1 Riven is the enemy!!!

I love how Sky puts an arm in front of Musa. Opnion reaffirmed. Sky is a nice dude

I'm going to attack s1 Riven 💓💓💓💓 I'm going to throw him out a window

S1 Riven makes s2 Riven so much sweeter, yet I must suffer though his NONSENSE

Someone help this idiot, he doesn't know what a priority is

Someone PLEASE get this man a senseical motivation and STAT

WHAT DOES THAT PRINCE OF DARKNESS QOUTE MEAN DARCY, WILL YOU EVER EXPLAIN

Stella is so ready to help love her

Bloom: and you thought my last idea was fucking insane, WATCH THIS!!!

Tecna: I'm going to die here

Riven. Please. For once in your life. Shut up. Flora was being cute

Flora: what if we get into more trouble

Bloom: what if we DIE

I can't get over Brandon's prep era

Riven instantly noticing when someone is in there....bro imagine if he got moments of being tolerable but only when he was focused so he didn't have time to be a bitch that would be funny

Sneaking into the room was so adorable bfjwjndbdnens I wanna trap him in a bottle

Riven turned on the lights right after Bloom spoke be he's THAT dramatic

HI FARAGONA, HERE TO SEE HOW YOU NEARLY GOT YOUR STUDENTS FUCKING KILLED

CONSEQUENCES!!! CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!! CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's well in their right to start screaming at her now

Sky: jfc this girl attracts danger like flies to honey........I can accept this

Riven: This has got to be like, the 15th worst day of my life

Timmy: .... You wanna clarify that one?? We nearly died

Riven: yes bitch?? And??

Brandon: shut the fuck up you lot. This day was AMAZING

Brandon: I! GOT! TO! KISS!

Brandon:🌟STELLA🌟

Timmy: we nearly DIED

Brandon: As Riven would say, personal problem

Riven: go fuck yourself

Thank you s1 Riven. You were only acceptable when you weren't taking

The girls should of gotten to scream at Fragonda and Griselda, just a little bit, as a treat

EP 8:

Oh god it's the fucking rose festival episode

Daphne: COME HERE, BLOOM HURRY IT THE FUCK UP

Btw when I said that Nymphs don't have wings and their just tall, this is what I ment

Daphne is literally just here to explain the plot to Bloom in s1 and then she's completely fucking forgotten for s2 and s3

Flora goes home for mother's day and so does Tecna. Neat

Mothers must be SUPER IMPORTANT on magix if you get a day off for them

Really Winx? Only Stella, Bloom, and Musa aren't going home? No one else with an estranged or dead mother

Stella says her parents are estranged in the beginning of s1 but now apparently it's a secret and her parents are only now getting divorced

This show doesn't know what a continuity is

MUSA BABY NOOOO

Stella is so sweet, I love her

And Musa trying her best to be positive

Musa I love you

Brandon: Stella~ Stella~ Stella~

Sky: do you think—

Brandon: I do not

"There is a growing collaboration between the fairies of Alfea and the wizards of red fountain"

I—

Number one, you weirdo bitch, why do you CARE

Number two, wizards??? WIZARDS??? ARE YOU TELLING ME RIVEN IS A WIZARD???? BRANDON IS A WIZARD???? COME THE FUCK BACK HERE GRIFFIN

Griffin: and I don't like it!! This could change the balance of power >:(

She says....like red fountain and Alfea already only do things together and exclude Cloud Tower

"Today there is the insufferable rose festival going on in the city"

Griffin has mommy issues confirmed

Bro... Why are you spying on a group of 16 teen-year-olds? Please get a life

I kinda love Sky's s1 civilian. He's not trying too hard like Brandon and he doesn't look boring like Riven. He's wearing a very nice T-shirt and some cool pants. Good for him

Why did Riven go with Sky and Brandon? Like genuinely. He doesn't like any of these people.

Griffin really thinks making Riven more pissy than usual will ruin the bond between ALL RF and Alfea students

Like an idiot

I'm completely inconsolable

Musa: He's a strange fella, but I'd really like to get to know him better

I wish Riven was written to be hyper defensive instead of always on the offensive with his ego bc that would make Musa's comment make more sense

Plus it would differentiate Musa and Riven's reactions to hostility. Musa seems like the type of person to preemptively get mad and go on the offensive, while Riven more reacts after he thinks someone has slighted him but because he's paranoid this happens constantly

This moment is so gorgeous

Riven doesn't like crowds....my anxiety headcanons are growing more powerful

WHERE THE FUCK DID STELLA COME FROM

What ever, their cute and I love this

Brandon is the best looking guy here and he gets brown eyes....Winx club designers really said brown eye bitches take the win today

Riven...why did you even come

Riven seeing a race: finally! Something to distract me from my mommy issues—

Bloom....why are you approaching Riven?? It's like sticking your hand into a piranha infested lake. He's going to be a dipshit

Brandon: *a very gentle ribbing*

Riven: this!!! Is!!! An!!!! Attack!!!!!

I have skipped the moment that makes my hyper empathy and second hand embarrassment almost painful to deal with—but Bloom fucking destroying any one who has the fucking audacity is amazing

I'd like to clarify that this moment pissed me off so much as a child I held a multi year grudge against Riven untill I rewatched s2 this year

Anyways, in my opinion, I think Riven was written to be TOO unlikeable for his character arc and s1 Riven will only not be stuck into a blender because he needs to become s2 Riven

I'll just turn the blender on low, this is fine

I think I've mis-characterized Bloom as anxious when she just has low self esteem, autistic and full of rage

My bad

Bloom: ah! I didn't mean to! Riven I'm sorry

I— I'm genuinely curious about which part she didn't mean to do

I think it's bc Bloom has been bullied and she's low key recognizing this as bullying? But the difference is that Riven is a agressive dipshit who definitely deserved it

See this is why they should of made Riven more likeable before he joined the Trix

1) so Bloom would have a reason to feel bad

2) so the audience would be upset that he went in the wrong direction

3) to explain why Musa liked him in the first place

Just give him some more nice moments and rip them all away once he's ~evil~, you went too far in making unlikeable and made him hateable even before he was a villan

Come on guys, all the official stuff about Riven says he has a good heart underneath all the emotional issues, we should see that before the season finale

You guys wanna know something funny? I was dead set on hating Riven when re-watching. It's just his little "I have a heart" speech and his silly little s2 actions convinced me to become what I am today

Stella: he had it coming

Love that energy

S1 Riven you little asshole, please do (1) self reflection

Riven: I don't need friends

Riven: they disappoint me

Darcy: I could make him worse

Stormy: oh fucking hell, she's doing the thing

I love how it's Icy who decides that Riven will be manipulated over to their side. Icy is the one that sees his use and Icy is the one that wants Riven around to help them

It's just interesting that Icy was the most interested in Riven hanging around them

Bloom was so distracted by a lady that looks like Daphne she didn't even question where Timmy came from

Bloom is so upset about publicly humiliating Riven's bitchass, she's so nice

Fake Timmy is disturbing

The Trix just standing there over Bloom is also creepy

Darcy is already so down to protect Riven. Girl you have even less of a reason to be into him

Stormy is here to bully her sisters 💗 Stormy is aro and is allergic to romance

Icy: *mocking Darcy for romantic feelings*

Icy....babe...I'm so sorry for what s3 and s5 did to you—

Bloom: hiii....

Stella: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!! I WAS WORRIED SICK

Riven genuinely looking kinda happy

God I hate him in s1, yet I feel so bad for him. I just wanna put him in therepy and shake him a little bit. He doesn't deserve what's coming next

Ugh he can't even be nice when getting a gift, tragic. They REALLY wanted s1 Riven to be unlikable huh?

Stella: um.... Oh no. Who gave you that helmet?!

Bloom: OH FUCK

My second hand embarrassment is making this episode actually painful

Ahhh s1 3d animation my beloved

Does no one see this?!

BLOOM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

I skipped most of this episode bc lord have mercy my second hand embarrassment is STRONG, but s1 Riven becoming evil makes so much more sense now

Bloomly.... God no fucking shit Riven thought Bloom tried to murder him, imagine this happening to you it's so fucking sideways

Like him joining the people that nearly fucking killed him with a Minotaur is so fucking stupid it physically hurts, but if he didn't know who the Trix were this would be the most senseical decision anyone made all season

Yes it's dumb that apparently she gave him a fucked helmet, found that it wasn't quite doing anything, then attacked him properly—but this show is fucking dumb so I'll take it

Hello Darcy, here to make Riven fall in love with you to use him for your own personal gain huh? Riven's therapist will be ever aquatinted with you in the future

Riven FINALLY BEING SOFT, you could of given us slightly more moments of this before so the audience actually feels bad when he joins the bad guys but what do I know

Darcy looks so gentle. For just one moment. Then she goes back to looking threatening

Stormy: disgusting

Girl how did you think Darcy was going to convince Riven

Darcy is being so smug

NO POOR BLOOMY SHE FEELS SO BAD

You think when Riven throws himself off of Cloud Tower she'll blame herself for that too??

EP 9:

Oh Daphne my beloved. I wish you were a real character in this show or not at all because your disappearance in s2 is strongly felt

Tbh if Daphne were to be revived I would of loved for it to happen in s2 or s3 but have her be in a coma. So there's at least a reason she's gone after s1 that isn't just "plot doesn't need her anymore"

or just have her dead before everything starts and have a magical hologram in s1 that Daphne made before she died leading Bloom

Daphne's sad voice hurts my feelings

Flora being kept up with Bloomy's nightmare

Flora is so anxious about her friends 🥺🥺🥺 she's so freaked out about Bloom

Idk why she doesn't wake Bloom up herself

Stella is having a moment she hasn't been sleeping well

Tecna: btw theirs a woman in your mind talking to you though your dreams

All of the Winx: this is normal

I wonder why Stella is being so fucking weird about Bloom's dreams in perticualr.... It's because she hasn't been sleeping since huh?

How does Stella not realize—this EP is so weird

Bloom is so fucking grumpy

"Daphne, one of the nine nymphs of Magix. The supreme fairies who ruled over the magic dimension during the eons following the dragon's disappearance"

FUCKING WHAT.

This librarian can't do shit 😔 tragic

Stella really trying to justify herself to Flora ripp

STELLA REALLY SAID IMMA PISS OF EVERYONE TODAY

She made Flora angry. Watch your step before Musa or Tecna punch you

BRO STELLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON, MUSA WAS LITERALLY JUST SITTING THERE

Stella: my mother told me to pick my battles

Stella: then she fucked off and hasn't spoken to me in 5 years, so I'm picking all of them

Stella: like we all know when she sees Timmy, out friend Tecna blushes head to toe

Tecna: DID YOU JUST CALL ME STRAIGHT?! LOOK AT MY OUTFIT STELLA!! HOW MORE CLEAR CAN I GET

Stella: I admit I do find Sky kinda, but that's it

Oh so Stella's being a fucking liar today'

God no, do NOT talk about Riven

Musa is trying her best to ignore Stella

Stella baby, you annoyed Tecna and Flora, you pissed off Bloom, you are going to make Musa cry

Don't poke her soft spots Stella Musa will start sobbing

"That guy doesn't even look at you"

Stella is being a bitch but she is very correct. S1 Riven is barely aware of Musa's existence

This should probably be changed to explain why Musa likes him so much

LMAO MUSA KNOCKED HER OFF THE TABLE

Will Stella ever not be gorgeous? Sources say no

Stella: and anyways since the day of the rose, the only one Riven cares about is Darcy. Of course you didn't know that~ you weren't with us~

STELLA WHAT THE FUCK

Stella at the end of that episode: oh fuck Bloom accidentally pushed Riven into the hands of a deranged moster

Stella now: actually this is now ammunition

STELLA HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MAKE MUSA CRY!!! SHES BABY!!!

Musa, internally: OH NO MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES, MY COPING MECHANISM, AND MY LOW SELF ESTEEM

Jfc Stella hit ALL of Musa's soft spots with that line

Stella....in this episode is so ooc. Like Stella can definitely be insensitive and mean sometimes, girl gets foot in mouth syndrome like no body's business, but she wouldn't ignore making someone cry

Flora is about to punch Stella

Bloom....are you going to comfort your crying friend or not? No?? Ok

Stella: I should of never teased you like that

Bloom: I'm a bit sensitive

Awee their self aware

This ep is where Radius and Cassandra started dating I've decided, either that or Stella is cursed

Stella: it's just....I can't do anything right today

Bloom: and that's news?

Stella: hmph...I deserve that one

Ok I've decided Stella is cursed or something. Even Stella would know better than to make a comment about Bloom'd hair right after recognizing that she's been ultra mean today

But maybe she's only mean for the first part of the EP bc....... I'm PUTTING CHIMERA IN THE STORY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

Musa is very angry about Stella and talking about how Stella always makes her angry with off handed insensitive comments, which I believe. I would of loved to...see them in earlier episodes

Musa: oh my god he is dating someone else

Musa: this is horrible!!! My daydreams have been ruined!!! He's going off script!!!!

"Riven is with Darcy?!" *Grips hands into fist*

Ndsjnsnd

Riven: *does literally anything with anyone that isn't Musa*

Musa: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

Is this what normal crushes are like??? Like obsessions? I'm too aroace to understand

Like you could chalk this up to her being upset that he's dating the enemy but she apologizes after she slaps Icy so that really isn't it

Darcy: your vibes are wasted at Red Fountain. If you were one of us, you could be even more powerful

Darcy your implying he could be somewhere else and if so GIVE ME RIVEN DOING SHITTY MAGIC. I NEED TO MOCK HIM

Stormy: was manipulating Riven hard?

Darcy: No actually, it's was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

I love how Riven is just uncritically agreeing with Darcy. Bitch, she ACTUALLY tired to kill you. Of course you don't remember that because it would be inconvenient to the plot but whatever

Darcy: heyyyyy~ Bloom and Brandon suck right?

Riven: I have never agreed with a statement more in my life

Lmaoo

Darcy: *holds Riven's hand*

Musa: don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

Musa, sobbing: WHYYYY

Musa, baby, your energy

I love how Darcy put all that energy into convincing Riven to join her then just also put a spell on him. It's called insurance and these spells tend to work better if the person half agrees with what's going on anyways

This is the middle ground between "Riven completely of his own will helped the Trix" and "Riven was under Darcy's control the whole time" that my hcs usually live

Just of his own will enough that he'd agree to let Darcy into his head and just under her control enough for Darcy to drag him ooc more and more as time goes on

Icy: oh my god is this girl really sobbing at Darcy from behind a window???

Icy: this level of desperation is kinda impressive

Stormy and Musa have the same voice actor don't they?????

Icy doesn't even have a reason to be so interested in what Musa's doing. She just likes bullying people

Stormy: I trust Icy to recognize a spy

Isn't that Darcy's thing?

Poor Musa is already crying...Icy you will pay for this

Icy: I remember Riven saying that he thinks nothing of you

Bold of Icy to assume that Riven thinks about Musa enough to be aware of the fact that he doesn't think about her

Musa is SOO FUCKING UPSET AND BOTHERED AND FOR WHAT???

*slaps roof of Musa* This baby can fit so much assumptions and mental illness in her!!

Musa fucking no hesitation just slapped Icy and I love that energy. Remember when the girls didn't hesitate to smack a bitch???

Stormy flinched back at Musa's slap....there's a mark on Icy's face. GIRL HOW FUCKING HARD DID YOU SWING

Musa has a rivalry with ALL of the Trix bc she's just that ✨Iconic ✨

Musa: I'm—i'm so sorry Icy! I didn't mean to hurt you!

Characters in this show will do something and then instantly claim that they didn't mean to do that thing

Bonus, Icy has tried to kill Musa before and she's still apologizing

Musa is baby

....in this show there are just a bunch of evil people hanging around as a part of society who are known for their evil. The witches are so weird

Lusy: Icy's powerful Mista! Maybe she'll notice me!

Someone happened to both of their voices in this episode... Also Mista??

Brandon...what are you doing here????

Were they just flying over Aflea??? Amazing

Riven has fucked off from the group, Brandon's threat turned back on him

What were they going to do in magix

Why is Musa running away with her feet and not......flying???

MUSA YOU ARE A FAIRY YOU HAVE WINGS, BABY WHY

Me and all the witches in this episode are going to have to get into a physical altercation

The audacity of harming Musa

Ah shit s1 Riven is back and he's in full antagonist mode

Musa is about to do a stupid and ask Riven for help isn't she??

Yeah she did. Girl. Brain cells

Welcome full antagonist Riven!!!!! S1 has been waiting for you!!!!!

How the FUCK can Sky track Musa??? Fucking help?

Musa: I'm trapped!!!

FLY!!!! WITH YOUR WINGS!!!! GO UP!!!!! ICY AND STORMY ARE FLYING WHY CANT YOU?!

The Winx and their forgetting they can fly

SKY YOU FUCKING MORON YOU NEARLY HIT MUSA!!!

Ahhh! S1 villain Riven is here BBY and he's ready to cause even WORSE problems on purpose

Riven has been mostly fighting with Brandon until he's decided now he hates Sky the most

This show is so dumb

*Riven and Sky try to kill eachother* Well boys will be boys

Tbh Riven looks so cool with the witch girlies. I wish they we're allowed to be more than villains or turned into fairies of they aren't villains

Brandon is so cool

FINALLY THESE IDIOTS TRANSFORM

Stormy said fuck Tecna in perticualr

Darcy wants Musa dead so BADLY

"I could fix him better than you!!"

Brandon, for saving Musa, you are now being awarded the title of "only man ever"

Attacking Darcy's clones knocks her out, that's interesting to know

BLOOM REALLY JUST DODGED AND LET FLORA BE HIT HUH?!

Flora looks so gorgeous laying there.....

Apparently Flora doesn't do ugly

Does this world not have any enforcement of laws????? What the fuck is happening

Timmy hasn't done shit bc he's too busy sitting over Tecna.... Dude at least pick her up or something

Stella hasn't taken her sword ring out at all...and this show has multiple times tried to say she can't fight without it

Darcy is trying to fucking MURDER Musa. No cap, hands down, fucking dead. Unhinged behavior

Stormy: uhhh, sisters? What's going on with Bloom's lineart....

Bloom: I'm so fucking angry, I'm gonna bite your fucking head off

This should of put multiple people, but especially the Trix in the hospital

Riven is EVIL and yet he still knows to pull up his girlfriend and help her get away from danger

Bloom: *has god powers*

Brandon: what the fuck am I looking at

Sky: oh fuck if I know

Brandon:.... 9/10 not as hot as Stella, but admittedly—

Sky: I will jump tackle you

Bloomy used up all her magic

Brandon is such a good dude I love this guy

Musa: He's become a real jerk

I WOULD LOVE TO BELIEVE YOU MUSA BUT THE SHOW REFUSES TO SHOW US ANY GOOD RIVEN MOMENTS TO MAKE THIS LINE OF THOUGHT UNDERSTANDABLE

Stella: I love being right!!! It's my favorite hobby

Stormy: I broke a nail 😭😭

Icy'd obsession with Bloom just started

Faragona what do you know????

.... Fragonda are you literally stopping Bloom from finding out more about herself????? ARE YOU ACTUALLY STOPPING BLOOM FROM DISCOVERING HER POWERS?!

Oh so this is why Faragona is hated so much... Girselda could have a redemption arc but this is intentionally awful jfc

Riven post s1: it's not paranoia if it can happen

EP 10:

"Musa is really upset when she sees HER Riven together with Darcy." The narrator explained Musa's train of thought so much better than I could

Flora: yeah,, and some horrible ones too :((((

Tecna: tch, you shouldn't let that scare you Flora! Their just stupid rumors anyway!! Really what could ever happen to you in there

Tecna is so pressed about this, amazing

I love how Tecna and Flora's dynamic is them telling eachother things they missed due to their different ways of learning things. It's interesting

Stella wants to be talked about so bad 👀👀 that's a symtom

Icy's vaccum is full of purple, Stormy's is full of yellow, and Darcy's is full of??? White??? Light pink??? It's really hard to see

Stella seeing a bunch of Tecno shit she doesn't understand: Tecna! Are we having fun

Tecna: 😍😍😍😍😍 yes

Witches being evil is a part of this test I'm screaming

Flora specializes in environmental healing and not combat confirmed

Stella apparently also thinks she can Ace that......maybe because sun light is good for life???

Sky's dog exists again

Sky: I got to ride a dragon today

There's a joke somewhere in here

LADY IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO START SOBBING

Awwww Sky is such a nice guy, supporting Bloom

He's no Brandon but ya know

Riven chilling in a tree: god I fucking hate mid te—oh shittt is that the enemy???

HE LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA LORD HAVE MERCY

Riven: omg I need to go gossip to my girlfriend RIGHT NOW

He's not even doing anything that interesting he's just a petty little gossip, what a idiot

Darcy: that's a lot of numbers and buttons.....

Darcy: fuck it, imma just break this thing

I fucking hate how this rabbit thing has hands

Is Faragona ok??

How did Darcy know Bloom was going to go first? This plan is so stupid

Bloom: I wanna work on a damaged environment

Flora: WOOOO!!!! GO TEAM GO!!!!!

I-

"Well there's this place called Domino"

Domino is treated like it was destroyed hundreds of years ago and not like.....sixteen

The timeline is STILL on fire

Tecna is trying her best, love her

Goddamn you Faragona

Their playing with dolls

How have these three idiots not been arrested yet?

I think Bloom should of been allowed to burn their hands, just a little bit

As a treat

Why hasn't Tecna taken everything over to save Bloom??

Why has Kiko duplicated??? What the FUCK????

Dude said just magic the tech

Bloomy better get extra credit for this shit

Bloom being thrown up and down is so fucking cute y'all

#winx club #winx season 1 #winx musa #winx riven #winx stella #winx bloom #winx tecna #winx flora #winx sky #winx brandon #winx timmy #winx icy #winx darcy #winx stormy #winx trix #rus liveblogs

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ventiswampwater · 1 year

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I've been absent from Tumblr for a couple of days and somehow my FYP is full of Sinclair thots??.?? Is this some national holiday?🥶🥶🥶🥶 I have so many that gnawl at my brain at night.

Imagine calling Bo Beauregard for the first time🤐🤐🤐 You're either trying to be serious and have a real conversation with him for the first time since settling in Ambrose (spoiler: this is impossible. He's misogynistic and a firm believer that there's nothing to talk about with girls🩷🩷🩷🩷 he gives off that TikTok vibe "Do girls even have hobbies?" Like bro, drinking bear and crying ain't a hobby either), or you're so exhausted with his neanderthal shenanigans that you just sigh "Beauregard...." while absolutely pissed off and annoyed.

I just KNOW mama Sinclair would call him Beauregard in that no-nonsense tone when he would rip a hole in his dress pants before church , he must have PTSD from hearing his own freaking name. He's so used to being just Bo, that the only times he even acknowledges his full name are when he's either being scolded by his parents or when he's arrested and sees it on the paperwork.

So yeah, long story short I doubt he'd be amused by anyone calling him Beauregard. RIP MC.

*bonus crack thought* I remember talking here with someone about how Fucking Funny™ would it be to call Bo Robert. I'm not a native English speaker and I honestly never heard of the name Beauregard before😭😭😭 I just assumed Bo is like Bob, which is Robert😂😂😂😂 I'd get smacked on the head with a wrench for trying to be cute and calling him Robert. End scene

omg jhdsjhfjd not the fyp being inundated w/my dumbassery 💀

I lowkey felt like I was spamming the dash last night. BUT idk what came over me, I've had a couple days off work and I'm in a chatty mood hjhdsjahjhsdjh like. I just wanna TALK about this goofy ass movie?? **note to all the poor souls that might be following me rn: pls feel free to block the tag "sinclair brainrot hours" if u would like to save urself from my shenanigans**

this ask is killin me dshjhdfsjhj DRINKING BEER AND CRYING AIN'T A HOBBY BOY

I'm unfortunately part of the Anti-Beauregard Sinclair Hater Nation. I am, after all, the graphic designer responsible for THIS abomination:

context for this can be found here, with poki's galactic big brain take

I also love this take on what his real actual name is 🐔🧊

I just CANNOT buy this guy as a beauregard hdjhdfjh I simply cannot

HOWEVER. I do this thing w/ppl I'm fond of where I'll lengthen their names in ridiculous ways. like just add in entire syllables and letters that just. wholly don't exist. and I could see one of two situations playing out w/bing bong

scenario one: u drop a "beauregard" out of the blue one day. maybe you're trying to be cute. maybe you're trying to piss him off. he looks over @ u. crinkles his brow and gives u the bitchest lil expression. u best be glad u make good pork chops, WOMAN. bc u can't even remember his NAME. who tf u think ur talkin to??? one of ur fancy shmancy city boys?? get outta here!! just grumblin' around the living room abt how if u want some prissy ass boy w/a genteel ass name like that, his brother's right downstairs grumble grumble mutter mutter

scenario two:

he's been slurpin up that good ambrose moonshine (some crazy ass shit that comes in a jug w/x's on it. u know the one. lester labeled it as "ambrosia" and walks around saying it's the "fruit of the gods" and slappin his knee. bo has no fuckin' idea what he's saying.) and despite his high tolerance, boy's a bit sloshed. so are u. u drunkenly crawl into his lap and call him beauregard. he thinks this is v heehaw funny. whatchu think I am girl?? some kinda royalty?? that pretty lil head of urs is all kindsa messed up!! figure I AM like a king here hehehehehe

both equally as annoying😔

#if his name is short for anything it SHOULD be ROBERT dhfjhdfsj BOB SINCLAIR the DUNGEON DOM #dumbass idiot man (endearingly) (sweetly) (chasin him w/an axe)#asks #lanamiller #sinclair brainrot hours

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laf-outloud · 2 years

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I've seen angry people all day too:

"It seems that JP didn't even have the decency to notify the JIB organizers with attendance, Daniela said on twitter that she doesn't know anything and if it's true, she'll be so disappointed in Jared"

"why did jared tell a random fan during autos he wasn’t coming to jibcon before he told the literal con organiser 😭😭 what is wrong with him"

"the way he told a fan before the actual jib people im pissing he's so unprofessional"

"its actually so funny (for me). like daniela was fully convinced her beloved jared would NEVER. and yet! hdhfsf"

"really wonder if that fan hadn't publically revealed what jp had said, when jp would have actually revealed he couldn't come to the con organizers

like as a headlining guest you kinda gotta let someone know you're not coming as soon as you know you can't come."

#after all Daniela does too #so unfair

#are you fucking kidding me? #instead of making the decent thing of letting the con staff know so they can handle things in advance #he lets a fan know first #if he already knew why didn't he say something first to the con staff? #i can't imagine the shit they must be in right now

It's interesting the read the tone used in all of these. You can tell these are all from Jared haters. I've expressed my own thoughts about Daniela needing to be told, but I'd like to think I did it in a respectful and compassionate manner. Whereas these, they're just moving along in their Jared hate train (that they never left) and trying to make him seem like the absolute worst person in the world. If they were really concerned about the fans attending and about Daniela's feelings, they'd be more sympathetic.

#anti jared hate #anti jared haters #jared's jib12 cancelation #ask box

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only-lonely-lovers · 3 months

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08.09.2022 (2)

tags: drinking, pantomime, roleplay (pretending to be a girl), dirty talk, blowjobs

notes: there's also a later short continuation of this scene

Bird is あ / Avvy is つ

あ：[...] if your brother just weren't so shitty…

つ：its not fair if amane's penis is a private secret you know. you guys are brothers

あ：though for fairness sake i think about things like tyrant boyking amane with a cold I think my actual most cumbrain'd thoughts are like, Amane makes Tsukasa suck him off while sick and this becomes a habit. and that is purely him being evil

whenever I think about Tsukasa incidentally doing something i really think of it as like, 1. amane's karma 2. tsukasa deserves a CRUMB….

i want there to be the room for harmless scattered incidents like this. so that way its not like tsukasa had to spend like years in this cursed phantom of his childhood home, and then go back to reality to be suspended in some tsundere-ism for several more years. and then locked in hanako's basement as his yorishiro for 50 years on top of it. I-- LIKE I WANT THE SHEER PROXIMITY TO MEAN HE GOT A WHIFF you know i know tsukasa is happy with being stabbed in the heart but like 😭……….

つ：BUT LIKE PLEASE TSUKASA!!!! A TASTE OF COME

あ：you deserve to at least SEE your brother jerkoff a lil. omfg!!! like please😭 … you never got to kiss….

つ：you wish he had a leetle sporadic hints of intimacy, anything. have a day amane discovers sake in a cabinet and encourages trying it but like your God-Infused body makes you kinda impervious to it and now Amane is just like. making out and won't remember this and thats that. going to be just sick and sad the next day . and get taken care of. and be like…. tsukasa wtf you aren't sick…. thats not fair

あ：myeah this is what it's all about… but you know it's like. They are both weird people and their relationship IS weird lol so… I feel like there's just room for scattered incidents

つ：its just plenty of years…. things left unsaid, unanalyzed, but, a little bit tasted.

….. proximity does mean you just have to assume there are little stories of little times this or that had to happen. god willing. the kokeshi makes me so mad tho what if amane was like lol look. [holds at cock level]

あ：I do resent how much he could've been like hey roachie it looks like youre havin SEX

つ：its like what ithink of it like sometimes and its awful to dealwith

あ：the problem is to tsukasa it would just be liek XDDDD

つ：I'M LIKE WHREES THE INTERRUPTION??? WOULDN'T YOU BOTH JUST BE LIKE lol xD aaahahahhahahahahah

あ：There is no hater in the room looks like COCK and its like ah… it does!

つ：stands next to fountain to look like peeing laps at fountain. amane gets mysteriously angry tsukasa you took it too far again

あ：Imagine Amane being like this, but like, the other week he licked a triangle cut sandwich down the center to look like eating pussy

つ：god. its like downright discrimination if amane can be like hey check this out [licks peach] but if tsukasa is like hey [does some cock shit] amane's like. i dont . like that

あ：like ah me too! [deepthroats soemthing]

つ：oh like scarily like mid throat

あ：and it's like HIEIUYASDHF [PULLS IT OUT]

つ：looks way too elegant for a second

あ：It's ilke m-mh… tsukasa why would you….. [feels. bullied?] I do think when tsukasa is like [drinks fountain water] hehe <3 that it makes amane feel bullied. why are you trying to make me ? feel bad oh making a joke like you would drink my piss. shut up

つ：like jesus ugh. game's over. thats it

there must be a peak time when you two are just unstoppable in your energy at least. ugh the boys are boys. they are just like. hahahaha. . boner its so hard to believe you wouldn'tboth just gaze at a porno together and like point out what you like or whats funny or cool and get quiet when its more riveting

あ：its literally something boys do platonically I think amane is like whatever if its some porn mag he found in the gutter. like oh sure. hey tsukasa check this out but i think anything thats actually like. i REALLY like this and i jerkoff to this. that's like hidden under the floorboards somewhere anything that gives you material. its like well…. not that [i cant let tsukasa know what really makes me cock hard]

つ：investigating them first alone before showing them to tsukasa. tsukasa: whoa theres a page ripped out amane, blank eyed: yeah huh i guess so. tsukasa: musta been really good amane: yeah.

あ：[puts hands in pockets] we can only guess though. what it was.

つ：one day tsukasa comes to YOU with something HE fuond and its a real gauntlet. please don't contain any thing i am into.

あ：acting cool but a little nervous

____________________

あ：> you wish he had a leetle sporadic hints of intimacy, anything. have a day amane discovers sake in a cabinet and encourages trying it but like your God-Infused body makes you kinda impervious to it and now Amane is just like. making out and won't remember this and thats that. going to be just sick and sad the next day . and get taken care of. and be like…. tsukasa wtf you aren't sick…. thats not fair

I meant to say I like this littol concept

But you know Amane comes off as someone who , like, with less inhibitions, would just. like. start doing some shit If you grease the wheels

つ：even just as a haha lol. impulse. he's…. he-- he likes pleasure. he is capricious and touchy. i can see it as a slippery slope.

あ：right just like. haha lol. YOU FEELIN IT?? [touches foreheads]

つ：its easy to like kiss on a funny fun impulse. and then be like haha… mmm wait…

lol how do they do it in those photos…. in the books? no magazines…. [GETS DISGUSTING]

あ：Just horrendous

Though amused thinking about Tsukasa pleasantly reporting like :) i dunno. [smacks lips] I don't really feel anythinb. and Amane being like whwaatt… liar. [with my whore fingers i open your mouth like and look inside cartoonishly] Here we'll both drink more. [passes it back and forth]

つ：

あ：god…

つ：precisely what i am imagine becomes

あ：[blasting hot breath into tsukasa's face] [burps]

つ：aouhghhh. okay [tsukasa, who is unusually horny as a result of amane rn] ah. i do feel something [doesn't understand] it feels good

あ：Amane: that's RIGHT!!!

つ：so THIS is sake!!! effects! aaaaahhh… heeheeheehe

あ：Amane: Alright cool…. [kicks legs onto, like tsukasa is a footstool]

つ：just would like it to be a night amane doesn't remember at all and tsukasa remembers entirely

あ：He remembers all those horrible things you said and did

つ：going to be in agony tomorrow. barfing. headache. absolute baby in bed. but for the moment. he's peak form looking like a depraved monster making sex jokes

あ：lol tsukasa loook…. [tongues the bottle rapidly] can you do that

つ：hmmm….. takes… bottle. its very warm from amane's mouth on it excessively wraps.. lips around it. gets distracted

あ：[just watching, chin in hand] Hmm… Somehow I think I have the better technique

you really have to imagine Amane is doing that shit he does like as he is holding the bottle ambiently he is playing with it like tabbing his finger in and out of it and swirling around it Like by the time tsukasa gets it, it is like. ._. [my little pea…]

つ：stares. just kindof ruined by amane having breathed so much into his face earlier . also amane is all.. flushed. a look…. to observe. i like tsukasa being kind of. [quiet. hands in lap] when tsukasa is like [no mouth, simple gaze]. like the thunderstorms boy

あ：yes… just eyeballs. looking down blimks

つ：I guess I am feeling the sake. wow..... sake feels weird.

あ：So this is what grown ups are doing….

つ：i've figured it out, tsukasa! you're-- -I- do the stuff the GUYS in the pornos do, YOU keep copying the GIRLS, right?? you're all mixed up…. the lips around stuff…. like girls do. in them

あ：[amane spaces out for as econd as he says this. hm… yeah…………]

つ：i've cracked wh tsukasa is so bad at the jokes

あ：[stupid boy voice] that's soo funny. do you think about being the girls

つ：[staring] hmmm. [does not know? I'm just tsukasa] maybe

あ：somehow this isn't a question about sexuality like it's more like, lol… wondering what tsukasa is feeling when looking at stuff [its like so you want to RP being a girl??]

is it like. Fun ? [holds bottle …………….. but like makes a face. even just thinking about like. sucking it. no thanks lol]

つ：thinks about that… takes a bottle. just mouths it… it is stimmy. nods. a fun moment of sucking on it and lifting it up with mouth for a bit. we have fun

あ：Wow… [claps]

つ：heehee….. //

あ：Pretty good. for a guy

つ：amane, as a straight boy, can see the appeal of embodying a whore. he likes to do this in nene's body he gets it you know

あ：yes… its like hm hm mh… sou….

つ：the idea of being a girl is not lost on amane in reality. its like lol seems funny

あ：well girls have fun don't they lol…

Your whore brother having a thought though. gets up and sits behind you. and then moves arm on either side. and grabs your hand. yosh. Soo… like… [takes your hand and makes your pointer stick out, sticks it into bottle] does that make you feel anything. [moves it in and out.] compared to like. [and makes you wrap your hand around the neck] […. brain calculating . for a second.] [just uses other hand to manipulate the bottle, shove it in and out of hand]

つ：ough my little brain ouhh… aahha… [FEELING A LOT ABOUT AMANE BEING HERE RN… the sake is doing something to me] [its not] [just in some sort of state]

あ：he is distracting.

つ：[blinks out of sync] it's!! fun! aohhaha. all of it. [LEANS BACK INTO HIM...] ... because Amane is here....❤️ !!

あ：… ?? ?… ? [squints….] [trying to think about this in my binary. of cock adn pussy. it fails] just says. Oh yeah. so anything goes

you'd do like anything…?? pfhsh… tsukasa You gotta hafvf prebferences

つ：I do? hmmm… [thinking so gd hard] [literally doesn't understand the question, thinks they're talking about just the act of fiddling with bottles and stuff] my preference is Amane!

あ：laughs… the proximity, means the vibrations transfer to tsukasa's back. is breathing right by his neck.

Are you sure That's pretty bold How do you know. lol

つ：[was going to go UN but breath effects. him] [smaller] un [liking to think of a tsukasa on the same level of like. dokis as the amane that is like…. that girls ankles….. ]

a little 6.6 but cluelessly so. and feeling like… good… just like fiddles with bottle in hands

あ：can't be too self-aware as it be happuning to him. is just like ///

つ：the mythological sake…..

あ：the innate comfort between you two means, i dont think its like. upsetting at all to hear this as much as it is amusing/perplexing, amane's normal reaction wouldn't be much different. just kind of like 'tsukasa…' :/ and not believing him. but rn it's more like Lol! thats funny <3

[rambling] well i like girlsh so you 'd haveto be the girl. if I'm your preference. cuz i know what i like and it'ssz..z… doing the guy stuff. [slips finger into bottle, as its held in tsukasa's hand]

That's what I'm thinking about all the time

つ：impressive…..!

ah….. ……….. [CALCULATIONS???? equations] i can be…… the girl? [TRYING TO UNDERSTAND…TOO ABSTRACT for literal brain]

tsukasa earnestly watching amane finger a bottle: sugoi…..

あ：Huh. well……. ? if you want … to……….. [isn't replying clearly; brain leapt to this as a question of like, whether or not… you could… like… GENERALLY or something?? its like well… if you wanted to !?? it'snot like a crime.]

[furrows brow] ….. i mean like… for sex….. i guess you could do wahtever. but maybe just don't tell mom and dad. psfhhgf

But maybe you could get really good at. like. doing the stuff authentic role-play [loanwords]

つ：staring blankly at the space in front of them. continuing to feel amane behind. trying so hard to think

would you like that? would it be fun?

あ：Huh ? uhh. me? wait. [kombucha girl] well

つ：like….. [fingers together]…. hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. like…. carnivore-herbivore [their little dino game from childhood] [like a lightbulb] AH ROLES…. roles like that….. [IS THAT HOW? it all means? as a role…… ]

あ：[little pea frying] like… we're not literally dinosawrs… but… [sizzling sounds] we agree to… do the stuff

つ：HAI… hai! haiii….. hmmm…!! [thinking harder!!! BEING GIRL..]

あ： [amane is busy wordlessly running calculations like ?? nah… but well…….. i mean… -is shitty and sees girls as like . parts- well… it cant be pussy. but like mouth?? lmfaoo.. but itd be weird… but…. i dunno put a little english on it.. am ipicky.]

つ：[well, it's in his nature to dive headfirst in experimenting] [flops… forward, onto the ground…. flops arms behind head. pictures the pin-up in brain] [knees.. together, coyly! the pictures…. ah…. puts a finger to own lips. licks it. curves spine] [Tsukasa is canonically immaculate at impressions] it sounds unreal until you have to face that aidairo made this a canon thing tsukasa can turn on at will

あ：[record scratch]

つ：AMAZING--!!

あ：it's like jesus. [blurts] TSUKASA but it's not the right 'tsukasa' it's not the 'ugh no!' that he gets most of the time tone it's more like WOW WTF lol! How are you doing that… pshhgh

つ：did I do it? it's like the pictures! I'm doing it like that.

あ：Yeah!!! what the hell . ah, sugoi. it looks just like it

つ：AH, REALLY?!? [beaming at praise]

あ：… and here i was like… thinking… maybe you'd need like. a dress or something. a wig. i guess it's a lot simpler than i thought

つ：[stretches languidly. rotates onto stomach]

あ：[clap clap. whistles lol]

つ：[crosses legs behind. strokes through hair. leaning on elbows away from amane]

i feel like tsukasa is actually so master at this bc i think natsuhiko is peak normal straight boy and feels challenged by the capacity for feminine grace tsukasa can just turn on

あ：[gets up, starts pacing around him, looking down at it, just observing multiple angles] [it's just cool to see in 3 dimensions… not just a picture]

Are you sure you haven't practiced or something actually… you messin with me? [rests besocked foot on the small of your back for a second]

つ：ahhh amane really likes it….!! KICKS LEGGIES chigau chigau❤️❤️ its my first time…..

[thinking about porno dialogue] [a slow askance glance from side of eye] my first time… with you, Amane

あ：[-- talk slower] … so you can sound like them too… hahahah….. that was uh, good…. ahh, wait wait, do it again… no , wait. get on all fours…

つ：hai, hai….. ah lol. drags arms across the floor… raises up from knees first. there's flourishes…. more stroking through hair. embellishing spine curve…. swallows. ok. impression….. hmm…. a nice breathiness to the voice! yosh… yosh, yosh.

If it's with you, Amane… I know it'll be good…. [thinking bout him fuckin fingering bottles and shit like a caveman] [way too authentic] is a girl like me okay….? [virgin girl JK porno]

SAKE MAKES YOU SO GOOD AT THINGS, PERHAPS….! doki doki… amane is really watching me….

あ：amane had like. hurriedly moved to stand in front of tsukasa, to observe this, like a person at a museum observing art attentively. hand to mouth. but as it happens i think it really makes him like… shudder… blinks out of sync…

You know. the reality where mags and whatever shoddy AVs you can find are just OK. this isn't even a world where you're tabbing through tons of things on xvideos its really like whatever tf is around. so… being inundated anything with personal touch. it's like…. hhhs… ripple of heat. fidgets.[brainlessly, aloud] Oh, yyyeah… [comically not as well executed…] [speaking against hand] …. but then is like wait. i wont be outperformed. shakes head.

[sssstretches, tries to play off clumsy responses, hooks arms behind back, stretches a leg back. oh nbd…] Offf course you are, you're plenty good. [blinks. squints] [chuckling behind palm… its just like fhwhahah….!! amused again, by the circumstnace, 'isnt this silly.']

[amane in real time feeling it like wtf tsukasa can be a girl's name…?] [rushes] -- Tsuuukasa-chan is impressing me. She's got a lot going for her

つ：buries face in arms girlishly but like earnestly it just incidentally works for the play. kicks legs

あ：[breathes] wow…

つ：[trying to put on. the voice--!! a little more tsukasa leaks into it. squeaky as he gets talking to amane] i-it's overwhelming…..!! I---…… [feeling giddy… gotta get it under control! aheem….] it….. [gazes up at…. with doe eyes sparkling…..] could only be you, Amane…. for me, so….. if I'm good…. then I'm happy ❤️ let's ❤️ have ❤️ fun together ❤️

あ：[brain exits again. its like melts out his ears] [crudely, aloud] hhhh. hot. hot… egh [rubs face a lot]

つ：atsui crawls towards Amane… grabs his. pant leg.

あ：stares down

つ：a cute… like…. doesnt know what to do next❤️ its like uhm we dont really eat eachother as dinosaurs so…? how does role play. sex even work?

if we can't really do it [simple brain: we do not have the parts of in the porno,] [we are irl 2 boys, as much as we are two dinos, dame da]

あ：it's enigmatic for the intrepid tsukasa. but i'm really contemplating. i will say i think there's a timeline where amane like houghakay [drops pants] hats off to you madam

つ：the epic win timeline I think its like WHOA…. EYEBALLS ARE SEARING.. BRAIN SPINS IS THIS THE GAME?????? WHOA

あ：pretty crazy game

つ：the game of get sucked off standing up

i like the thought of amane mentally having a moment regretting having named her just tsukasa-chan like i should have named her . hinata or something new

あ：idk why i thought i was being clever or something

thinking though. i think it's fun if amane IS arrested and speechless for a second and is just like pat pat. good. girll. like hhhey.

つ：i'll do it just like in the magazines!!! 💭 hmmm.. maybe…. this is my preference?

あ： its like i call you good girl. and then immediately comment, like. it feels good to say

つ：[still putting on a voice] I like to hear it.... [brushes hair behind ear]

あ：[touches your hair like. as if it'd feel different or something.]

つ：nuzzles into it… a very tsukasa-like gesture, though. same as it ever is

あ：brain tinglies. it's really not so different… its almost like, your brain starts being like -- wait…. i think tsukasa just is suited to this ….

つ：just smoothly transitions back to mouth over cock….. ah. tsukasa very simply thinking: I can't talk like this❤️ i hope thats okay….. in the game….

あ：there is just a point where its like. this is fucking awesome……… fkdsgh

like ah wait wait… back to having whims--- [holds face at a distance, grabs self. rubs against] You…. you like that? Don't you….

つ：GETS STUPID-- NODS QUICKLY-- omg wait!!!-- ouhhg-- uh

あ：Yeeahhhh you do… [just continues seamlessly]

つ：clutches… hand into pants leg. 💭 sake is so…. weird…. it's hard to breathe…. dizzy…. pain? chest…. stomach

あ：[jerks off for a second like. stupidly] mm. yeah. IT'ssss pretty ccool to see righjt . tsukasa. you like. [brain cannot retain. like. concepts.] [i'm a shitty guy who doesnt even use honorifics oftne]

つ：💭 ah, he didn't use tsukasa-chan! is the role-play over….? confused… ueuhm? hmm….

💭 buh, stares. stupidl .y. wwwwhat woudl. tsukasa-chan or tsukasa say to this. [wind blowing through skull] 💭 SQUEEZES… PEAAA…. OUUHHGHH--

h-hot! It's hot! 💭 WHAT AMANE SAYS-- SAID EARLIER! YES you're hot, Amane!

あ：All this serious thought while Amane is just like relishing in the physical sensations. oooh its good

つ：amane is a complete idiot. also he is still inebriated i think it really is just lke. amnngnh ah hot breath on my cock ah

あ：feels good to meeee…. i like what you're saying [just grabs and drags mouth back on]

つ：homp

あ：oh but… its frustrating…. really going to just hump your face like an animal… no remorse at this point its like ffffffffffffffunnnnn. COCK SUCK!!!!!

つ：lose the plot. enjoy pleasure. tsukasa will love it emphaticallyyyyyyy

あ：no plot no more its just like blowjobs are good

つ：feeling the delightful sensation…. of being used…. whole new sensation of just being… fuck toy…. wow. feeling so so so directly like the toy…. being played with. like the bottle…. itself… in amane's hands . mmmm

ah sake makes you feel so good…. so good… like fireworks, in your head and heart….. [isn't in any way inebriated]

あ：indeed it is like, you're the bottle… You're the fun thing to touch and fiddle with, move this way and that. it's really comparable with how freely Amane subjects things to his. stupid pervert hands. just holding your head and moving it over cock

some sort of dokis though about how amane doesn't ever do something soo pointedly so hard for so long. fwee//// this is better tha n the AVs

つ：ah the narrative is delightful lol…. if I think about Amane…. just coming. I klf;skldfjksl he's going to say some horrible things compulsively feeling it shoot down throat like "thats right…. ddon'tt let any escape [IN CRAZY PORNO WORLD] take it… its for you…fffohr beingh ssogood…. " [LOSING ALL SENSE] [soft… grunt.. lip curl. holding tsukasa in place.]

simple delighted hums from Tsukasa… all he can manage… WAAAAAAHHH STUFF… COMING OUT?? hot…!!!!! hot, warm…. ah, inside??? swallowing…. something?!?! fklfkl from amane into … ???? PRIZE ??? for me ??? soueuroughg?

あ：mnn yeahh it would be that excessive… i like sloppily, arbitrarily engaging with the porno concept… not even good at keeping up with it, just fueling self to say whatever intrusive thoughts. and stoked by tsukasa's earlier dialogue -- being like, Make sure to swallow it all.. it's your fiiiirst… [trembling, rutting] and it could only be MINE!! [like he just remembered that part andw as like SHSHAHASH1!!!'1]

つ：💭 MY…. FIRST!!!!!! gkl;dfgk it could only be yours fksl;fskljfflfff.f aaouhh aoaaaaaa ah feel so good its scary AAAAAAAAAH!!! THISIS THE FUNNEST GAME XF evar… aougeorgjlj!!!!

あ：i'm sorry all other games….💔

つ：ah. tsukasa is tsukasa, so i imagine he's not at all going to stop or let go on his own.. has no sense for it.. its so funny if Amane has to be like [brow furrowing, SO TIRED IMMEDIATELY, fussy feeling] mmngnh tsukasa, aao, ow

pops off of undignified. grabbing by hair. tsukasa :9 :p

あ：huffs. like hey c'mon. don't be one of thos crazy girls not in the mood stuffs my cock away

つ：takes it all out of him. drained instantly. begins ambling for futon

あ：indeed i think its so. collapse

つ：nemui………..

i like the sheer rudeness of it ending like this. tsukasa just on his knees watching amane amble off like a zombie and just pass out as he hits the bed like :v wow…….

あ：snoring in seconds looking like a corpse really

つ：it must be so tiring to be 'the guy'

あ：:p ………

つ：

smacking lips…. in the silence, alone, touching throat…. licking cheeks, inside…. running tongue over teeth…. ah

a little bit of the taste is all over…. of the skin itself, and what came out ……. and the scent, familiar, of his sweat… that too…. mmm… wah…. that was so much fun…………

he thought I did it good…. doki….. Amane got really into it…. we havent played pretend that intensely for a long time….. like you're not lil kids anymore so you dont be doing dinosaur RP…..

あ：Awe yeah there is just this sort of happiness about having engaged in something like this, and for soo long… Thought Amane wasn't…. like… interested anymore…. /// but maybe the subjects are just different…? ^^

つ：amane is really interested in this kind of thing lately…

あ：sou sou…. thats how it is….

つ：tsukasa will just curl up next to him content and❤️ take a while to fall asleep. just watch him… snore… dead.

when amane wakes up sf sick he will be like.. never agaim… never agaim sake. tsukasa. which will feel..💔 ah…. okay. if you say so

あ：soooo funny to think about amane being so yucky tummy after

つ：[I guess I won't feel that stuff again….] […. but, if that was going to be the only time I feel it… I'm glad it was with Amane!] I'll remember it forever…..!

having ascribed all of the feelings of profound arousal to the sake… it's like a pocket dimension. and as the sake caused it to occur in a sense…. it really won't be repeated.

あ：going to space out sometimes drinking from glass bottles. side effects

つ：goes on believing up until the day he dies that it was the result of the drink and not his emotions

あ：random things triggering suck cock memories again its always funny to think about so many years later and being like. OH lol. this again

つ：OH ITS BACK... HIIIIIII

あ：so funny though i imagine its like. sees nene suck cock. kind of like. salivates. more than usual.

つ：mm its that good…. aaahh wow real girl doing it……. mm

あ：[watching this and replaying memories. was it like that…? ahhh……]

つ：you just hope one day in frnot of yashiro tsukasa can be like ah wait lemme try this! hey amane [hanako looking over lazily, lidded] what-- [tsukasa posing]

あ：i do think hanako seeing tsukasa do whore girl poses and stuff would be like ACK what are you doing!!!! but its funny if its like. [brain tingles a little also]

I was like also imaging a 4koma type aftermath situation where Tsukasa in any way references girl RP like hehe well… umm even if we never agaim ^^ …. does something to be cheeky like lol. hehe remember…. [since, it's not like we never talk about sex or something after this day] and amane is just like [LOOKS?] …

the most karmic thing also would be if amane was being shitty and was making some comment like lol you look like a girl rn… and it made tsukasa be like hehe. [rolls around]

つ：does a posie. heehee just gets sort of tazed. but does his amane thing and just like. looks away.

あ：[barks] amane is the boy! like… lol!

Amane is just like.. ngughd… Whatever. the hell you trying to do…

つ：tsukasa always remembars…. but it is just like… ❤️the sake must have made amane also feel.. those feelings, I felt its almost. tragic like😭 NO HONEY!!! 😭 YOU WERE IN LOVE

あ：😭 hyperion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am sorry your stupid horndog brother was just like feels pretty good. motuh on my cokc

つ：NOT SO DEEP….!

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つ：what else. thinking idly of forks from the sake situation… its a good place to just like. sit around chew. enjoy the thought of pantomime…. just some good dogged humping. alsowould just make amane sleepy fast. exhausted. a nice thing

あ：hehe yeahh… i was actually gonna circle back… i DID want to think about an instance that was really as simple as like [kiss] …. wait. [starts REALLY KISS] … [topples over tsukasa in fervor]

for tsukasa this is the most like -- ?? /??? [bowie the ringneck parrot pinning eyes] WOO. WOO…..

つ：mmmm kissimh… HWOOO!!!!!

あ：Just being pawed at sloppily and really leaned into. makeout. fweee… I was thinking about this amounting to like, pinning tsukasa on the floor… entirely just Amane doing forward momentum goooo

つ：the effect of the lack of inhibitions and the momentum, mmmhmm… tsukasa is simply, passive for it all a lot of sexual tension in amane's lil body… finally diverting someplace, just for a bit.

tsukasa can only feel AAAH this is amazing… i feel really good! we're really having fun! it's so fun…. so fun i feel like im gonna explode to pieces.

あ：it's like delightfully simple… warmth trapped between bodies… the sheer familiarity of tsukasa… and then i think there are little sparks felt whenever tsukasa really sighs, giggles, hiccups out his name. it's like mmmmhyhh….

seamlessly start to hump against. rut against the ground kjkfjgh but god the way tsukasa is SO. wraps legs around you. it's actually brutal

つ：mmm its a real problem isn't it!! going to simply wrap all around! sorryyyy!!!!! you're gonna like it a lot. ah but in such a state…. amane just being like. AAHh yes haHAAHA good move--!! SHOVES

あ：brain is just like yes hot hyhe shhha ahg d [squeezes your waist] just like oh. my WHORE brother. fun

つ：ah is suited to playing a GIRL!!! hehaaawhaha

tsukasa's role is to just try his best to keep on a lil voice and be like~~ ah-- it, feels good-- ah, Amane!! Amanee . but I think the earnest noises, murmurs, work just as effectively. squeeze hard enough to illicit a gasp and get him slurring back "that'ss right"

あ：[sloppily] You're good at this !

In a moment like this… I'm sorry Tsukasa… but to ruin you a bit, by having Amane hold you by the ribs and move you up and down… create more impact… this like. just pure objectification that amane subjects one to

つ：ah it would ruin him for good….. natural instinct, impulse, for amane. ah i want more shove….. i want more slam….. if tsukasa was also moving… mngh

nice and exhausting for amane, this…. ah it would look so. horribly violent from afar imagines a nice distance shot

あ：Would love for it to look quite bad honestly Handling sooo carelessly far too aggressively. You should worry for the one underneath amane gonna have shakey legs after this When all your hump muscles hurt

つ：tsukasa's ribs reddened from the friction…..

あ：The skin just a bit more tender feeling, achey. really was sunk into

つ：ah funny for amane to wake up w headache and also like. my fucking muscles… wtf random muscles ive never even felt before hurting

あ：is that what hurts… after drinky… god…

つ：why can i barely walk… sake???? sake is horrible…

tsukasa would just be like ah really….? … mm.. well, I'm a little sore too, actually… pulls up shirt, shows messed up ribs. amane is like ?!? sheesh, what?! [as someone who was big sick once] ah, we really shouldn't mess with this stuff again i guess there's a reason kids aren't supposed to drink it?

あ：Seeing ribs is like wtf omg… and everything being a blur.. like, it's scary, none of that again… We weren't ready i guess…

but omg thinking about Amane steadily coming to while being soo sick feeling and Tsukasa is spiritually like [lying on side right next to yo… drawing hearts on your chest…]

つ：i think tsukasa is so flkdlf yeah. really gazing at amane, falling in and out of a content blissful sleep, having nice dreams, inhaling deeply. muttering like aaah Amane is so sleepy... [AMANE IS DEAD OUT OF IT, CANNOT HEAR]

あ：i always envision him waking up and like barfing a little on himself or something that unflattering and its justl ike hughf..gh.. [tsukasa rubbing his back while he's bent over a terlet]

but somehow even this part is like. tsukasa likes to be helpful in the next 24 hours as amane is a real princess. fall into that "yes master" mode

つ：like aahhh i guess there is a high cost to feeling good… hmmm… [learning something that will percolate later. but why should there be a cost.]

but kinda mysteriously feeling like… is that how it works? ah, but i'm not nearly as pained as amane… could he have actually felt better than me, proportionally? [pointless logic]

あ：endearing as he tries to figure this one out tsukasa really is here to be like💭 ……….. if only it could always be that fun

wistful upon the memories of Amane looking so engrossed in what he was doing and reveling in it… Special Amanes he has not seent before not like this… and Amane himself rambling about thinking about, sex all the time, its like fwuu….. ._. but… he likey… he wants this stuff…..

it's like suddenly knowing amane's favorite food but maybe it makes him tummy sick… but ._. if only… just the good tasting food part

つ：it is like that… like some time you ate a cup of butter and barfed a lot at like age 3

あ：this makes me contemplate a tsukasa that is trying harder to solve amane getting laid wwww but it's like… [sitting around looking troubled just from the sheer labor of squeezing his pea] and this makes amane go hey buddy. you alright. tsukasa just like looks at you sadly, i wish you didnt have to wait to drink more. which is like -- tsukasa!! omg but its like🥺 you just looked like you had so much fun…

つ：amane like omg but i dont even remember it… was i really going that hog wild i like the idea of keeping what they did rly vague but only bc tsukasa is poor at expressing wtf it was. he doesnt know what it was

its like ah yeah. amane: what did we… like do? tsukasa: [pea squeeze] ah! role-play amane: oh. like when we were littler? tsukasa: mmmhm amane: [ah thats kind of embarrasingly pure….]

あ：ah………… hazukashi. I do like amane just being like. completely in the dark. freaking blacked out

つ：tsukasa: i played… a girl! amane: sputter. oh yeah? what was I. tsukasa: a boy. amane: sputter again. what is that? amane: have i lost all subtlety and whimsy….. that's not even a pretend

あ：ahaha. what? …….. that doesn't sound like a very creative game, somehow. I just am a boy

つ：was it really so fun ?? tsukasa: hai! you had a lot of fun! amane: being a boy. tsukasa : hai. amane: [will never know what happened]

あ：like…….. uhhhhh…………. okay. [blinks, thinks tsukasa is kind of. being maybe a bit overly sad about something, like idk we played some silly game of. i dont even know what.] [imaginign something on the level of like bluey and bingo playing as a doctor and nurse assistant or something]

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あ：Today's cumrot i am starting out with. Is thinking about sake makeout and Amane being like [disgusting RP voice] iiiii,,ffvvve never kissed. a girl before. and tsukasa being like [very innocently] ive never kissed a boy before……

つ：he's being so factual and literal. its true.

あ：Earnest in the middle of this porno

(~link to short continuation of this scene down here for convenience~)

#22 #pre-shinjuu #playtimes #i #+

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Persona first batch of listens thoughts. Did not look at the lyrics for any of these btw.

1. The who am i skool luv affair intro SAMPLE is genuinely a banger. Glad they brought it back although it does seem kinda cheap to bring up your old albums like that when its not even like they're leeching off of their old fame, or promoting a song that they think deserved more, because they make it very clear they don't consider anything pre-2015 canon but... Sure. Sell the "we're proud of our roots" story. Namjoons flow actually brings to mind haruman, for some reason. Im sure someone out there was gagged at his improvement over the years. Him refusing to use coherent english is certainly a choice. Also the song is too long.

2. Same issue with the self-referencing. Several white woman related problems i mentioned earlier. Just confused and personalityless, which is ironic. Do you want to be korean or american???? Choose, greedy. Makes me feel nostalgic, which might just be because I'm pissed about the direction they're taking in general. "Modeunge geumgeumhae hajilte" "YOUR ONE YOUR TWO" Jungkook randomly glew up in the mv I will have to investigate this further....... Im mad asfk about how attractive I find him btw. Yoongi just doing whatever in his verse ohhh he hates white people. Mv is literally so confused with its concept, 2012 sm-level box sets, when they promoted themselves with this deeeeep jungian philosophy, please. Just funny and shameless.

3. I was actually expecting to be so gagged by souju especially since sakura said she loved it but its a SKIP. ITS A SKIPPER. ITS A SNOOZER FOLKS. A gift for the fans, was it? Why it's so beloved is beyond me. Literally a tear reject, sounding like magic shop. Sounding like the ost for a random webtoon actually but FROMIS_9 did that better with LOVE ME BACK so. Byeolbit part kinda catchy but not enough to not skip the song. "Shine dream smile" okayy i bring wind sunlight water. "Nanana" ohh bts you are on a downward spiral and you don't even know it

4. Am actually kinda GAGGED over the make it right sample/riff ngl! Gaslight potential. On loop for 8 hours while I look at spreadshees potential. It reminds me of something and i cant put my finger on it. Sounding like a girlgroup song probably im ngl. Was eddy boy on this one? He slayed so hard I almost forgave him for plagiarising April's snowman (cakejerry 2017 twitter reference, don't worry about it.) "I can make it better i can hold you tighter" okurrrr shawn mendes!!!!!!!!! I know jungkook was cheesing

5. Another tear reject, was it? Wasnt 'crazy for myself' an army meme or something, whatever. Rhyming rich and switch? Okayy inna up. Your love- I want that? Okurrrr ariana grande 7 rings!! Why that "naega" sounding a bit.... The houoououm part sounding like the average song that would be playing on mtv, oh bts you're so done

6. Jamais vu NOW OKAY THIS IS A REALL SNOOZER. And also another tear reject ctfuuu they really had a signature sound during this period didn't they. And it was TRASH. Sounding like an ending credits song for an episode of Grey's anatomy.

7. And the grandiose DISAPPOINTMENT. Dionysapppintment lol. Everyone gagging over this one i thought they were actually gonna serve rock realness when all they served was a seo taiji reject.... And again with the "haters"... Bts got more imaginary haters than itzy in 2019. Massyeo part kinda okay. Did jungkook just say he was feeling saucy???? FFFFFA- Wait hoseok just slayed omg okurrr onomatopoeia!!!! Is this supposed to be like the mic drop of the album?... Okay... Whateva that means. Brings to mind the injustice 6.5 faced but whatever. Wow you can actually almost hear an instrument here at the end. Bros think they rockstars 😭😭😭😭 okurrr opening song for a korean remake of a random flop japanese shonen anime from the 1990s!!

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tbf most pedri hate i see is just the weirdos who hate him and make up “things” hes done to gavi w no basis most actual football fans love him but it still pisses me off so much shsjsjsj like WHEREEEE are you people getting these things from it genuinely has to be extreme projection he seems nothing but sweet to his friends 💀 also mind u it’s looking like pedri and fermin are like, besties now and obv gavi does not need to have any part in that but it was funny to me to see people complaining about them hugging bc gavi isn’t “getting those hugs anymore”???😭😭😭 like mind u i doubt gavis very close childhood friend would be all over pedri like this if he “did” something to him. sorry random rant but GODDDD… i’ve had enough i despise the two of them getting hate maybe more than i ever have for any footballer it’s like a motherly instinct or something…

I saw that and laughed out loud, apparently Pedri is only able to give hugs to one person at a time please 😭😭😭 also, fermin was the one who went in for the hug (obviously because they've gotten close) so idk how did they conclude that Pedri is doing it for attention 😭😭 I dont know why some people want him to be a bad person so bad he doesn't give bad a vibes at all and is universally loved by everyone around him so it confuses me when people hate on him. It's like they just create reasons to hate on him because they can't find any. Also Gavi and him are literally still close and we've seen them gossip and joke around as usual so I can't believe people are still going about the fight they made in their heads.

Gavi on the other hand gets hate for breathing basically. The ugly men hate him because the girls love him. Some girls hate him because they're "pick mes" and think saying they hate gavi wins them points with the boys. Then there are the losers with zero football knowledge who look at rating apps and call it a day and the list goes on. He really has way too many haters for the pettiest and stupidest reasons and it pisses me off so bad. Like if you don't like him then leave him alone is it so hard?

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just because ive seen people mentioning losing friends because of the 1975, i have a collage friend group that HATES matty and cannot stand him (although they agreed with kissgate) and they would bring him up more than me basically just to talk shit which really pissed me off as i stopped bringing them up (despite them being my special interest and one of them being a smiths listener). the other friendgroup im kinda closer with now they are matty enjoyers so ive got them to watch the zane lowe interview so when anything has happened ive been like guys please can i talk about this and we have had very in depth, nuanced conversations which make me feel not insane for still being a fan. but we had a big server on discord with pretty much everyone in it and there was some argument which made things a bit cold but then collage group had said something about what matty said at fins in the other chat and i got annoyed and ranted about that (among other things) so a non-collage friend made the server into matty server and started shit posting so everyone started leaving and one of them was typing for what felt like forever and then just left after changing their name to matty healy is a racist😭 which was lowkey funny and probably just catalysing the inevitable 😭 but both groups now dont really which isnt purely because of the 1975 but it definitely played a part and now things feel sooo off between me and collage friendgroup but it might just be not seeing everyone on the daily - 🐸

Omggggggg I’m so sorryyyyy :(((( that sounds really really stressful. I matty hater friend group sound a bit too bitter to me? Like, if they’re bringing him up more than you, just to talk shit, and they know you’re a fan, like that’s not cool! And sounds rude to me.

I’m glad that the other group aren’t like that and that you feel safe sharing your enthusiasm for the 1975 with them. You’re not crazy for still being a fan! Nuanced conversations are important and sadly few and far between these days. If the thing that gets people talking more is the 1975 then that’s good!!

Idk, maybe those people aren’t usually this way, and you certainly know them more than me but changing their name to “matty healy is a racist” before leaving sounds hilarious but also kinda middle school to me lmaooo. I feel like if someone hates something/someone THAT MUCH, then they must have a morbid fascination. Or like have secretly become a fan and see in denial about it lolllll.

I really hope this doesn’t upset you though! Cuz you deserve positive relationships and for the band to be a source of happiness not friend drama :(

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Hellooooo

With my dream I immediately thought of Ateez's laundry photoshoot, they were NOT doing the laundry at all 🥴 No, I think someone (perhaps my mother?) wanted to install a washing machine in my room. Also wtf was she doing at my place anyway. And I told LSH to do something about it so he started talking with my mother or whoever that woman was and I got even more pissed⁉️ 🤡

Yes, most of my podcast teammates have known each other for a while. Lmao, miss you have fans as well and I'm one of them!

We also have some funny haters sometimes kdhuagshaggsyaga I love banning people, ngl, such a power trip. 😂

I went full in with the photography stuff but I hope I made sense, hahaha. I'm a Nikon person in general, my frist semi-professional digital camera was Nikon as well, so I'm used to their cameras. Yes I would say go for 35mm it's not very difficult to work with.

Omg, I'm sorry I think I meant to talk to you about Canada or perhaps I did, but before I started being known as DV 💖 🤔 that friend is now in Australia and I don't know that many people in Canada, but I might come if you have a bed to spare 😅 I personally love Quebec City

I'm scared to check if she said anything, if she swerves to Seonghwa (or maybe he was her bias before idk) I'm onto her 🔪🔪🔪 actually free Ateez from this idiot, seriously

Screaming out loud about smut scenes agshdhajahhsaggsga plase, I wanna hear it!

The first place I stayed at when I first moved to London and didn't have my own places was South-East London actually, spent 6 months there... idk if you know the show Misfits but they filmed it largely in Thamesmead and I lived there ( some scenes from A Clockwork Orange were shot at the same place as well) But then me and my friends thought FUCKING HELL WE NEED TO LEAVE cause there was really not much there 😭 Bestie what money? I spend my money on silly kpop boys and other unnecessary bullshit 🤡

Okay, just leave my pink Hwa pcs at least 👁👄👁

And what about Geordie accent?! Like, I'm kinda used to it cause one of my close friends is from Newcastle but when I first met him and my English level wasn't very good I was so lost. But the best thing is, native speakers could barely understand him looololoool. When they can't understand each other - comedy gold.

Ok but beans on toast slap, not to give any rights to the Brits, but as a bread enthusiast I can't say no to that. You just need chilli or barbecue canned beans!

I was watching films and didn't see anything until I left the cinema, but one of my friends texted "Hwa is giving bald again" during the concert 💀 I just saw some THINGS and what was this slut man doing??? https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1520532322742935553?t=DqwDyBxYdcbwAWlv8I7Rag&s=19

I also saw one tweet got flagged as potentially inappropriate and it was Wooyoung exposing Yeosang's abs, so yeah...

Anyways let's look at this happy lil boy

https://twitter.com/S2lomatzve/status/1520519030188040193?t=YiLw_jDSOLblVca6bGrZrw&s=19

So many of my friends were at the London concert and are going today as well, I'm upsetti spaghetti </3 - should change my name to DV 💔

HIHI

RBWMFBWMDBMWDJKW THEY WERE DOING EVERYTHING OTHER THAN LAUNDRY 😭😭😭LMFAOOOO PLS FBNEBFNEHDJE HIS RIGHTS REVOKED

Yes, most of my podcast teammates have known each other for a while. Lmao, miss you have fans as well and I'm one of them! We also have some funny haters sometimes kdhuagshaggsyaga I love banning people, ngl, such a power trip. 😂

FBDNDBS PLS THE TROLL POLICE pls u guys sound so much omg dbenbdnd hEy IM A FAN OF URS 🤚🏼🔫

IT DID!!! AAAHH OKOK i had a canon as my very first one and the quality is truly 🤌🏼✨ 35mm it is thank u again for this!!

AHHHHH AUSSIE NOW??? omf where 🤚🏼 is she also like those australian WILD PPL DBWMDBWM I HAVE A SPARE BED YES 😭😭😭 quebec’s sOOO PRETTY but ppl r rly rude and racist there 😭😭😭😭🔪🔪 vancouver >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'm scared to check if she said anything, if she swerves to Seonghwa (or maybe he was her bias before idk) I'm onto her 🔪🔪🔪 actually free Ateez from this idiot, seriously

LMFAOOOO IF SHE SWERVES TO SEONGHWA PLS GET HIM AWAY FORM HER TWLL HER HES THE BACKGROUND DANCER OR SOMETHING GATE KEEP HIM RN RN 🔫😭😭

Screaming out loud about smut scenes agshdhajahhsaggsga plase, I wanna hear it!

LMFAOOOO RHWKHFWKFHQLDJWK IT GOES LILE “dOES HE INSERT HIMSELF IN YN RN??? ISNT IT TOO EARLY???” “does he do aftercare tho ayo” “this man’s horny and i thought duke was” “HOLDON WHO TF SAYS THIS???” these r the conversations i have with myself during writing smut fbfb

AHHHHH I DO KNOW THAT SHOW PLS 😭😭😭 BRMAHDWKDJWKD NAURRRR IS SOUTH EAST BORING??? bESTIE THE MONEY U USE TO BUY THOSE PC’S I JUST KNOW U RICH

Okay, just leave my pink Hwa pcs at least 👁👄👁

absolutely not. 🔫.

FBNWDWNDBWK NAURRR no pls i has nottingham and birmingham’s talk to each other and they could not understand the nottingham one fbqkdhwk aND THE WAY NO ONE SAID “love?” IT WAS ON SITE

Ok but beans on toast slap, not to give any rights to the Brits, but as a bread enthusiast I can't say no to that. You just need chilli or barbecue canned beans!

FBWKDHSJ MY DAD WENT TO ENGLAND ONE AND HES GOT OBSESSED WITH BEANS ON BREAD AND HAS FORCED ME TO EAT THEM 😭😭😭 HOW DO U DO IT BC WHAT IS FHAYSKQHDKWH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

please. please. please.

I also saw one tweet got flagged as potentially inappropriate and it was Wooyoung exposing Yeosang's abs, so yeah...

LMFAOOOO WOO SAID THIS IS A STRIP CLUB AND I AGREE YEOSANG DO IT FBFBF

Anyways let's look at this happy lil boyhttps://twitter.com/S2lomatzve/status/1520519030188040193?t=YiLw_jDSOLblVca6bGrZrw&s=19 So many of my friends were at the London concert and are going today as well, I'm upsetti spaghetti </3 - should change my name to DV 💔

UPSETTI SPAGHETTI SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SCREAMING FBAMDBAMFBWKDBWM LMFAOOOOSTOP 😭😭😭😭 mom’s spaghetti who? i only know upsetti spaghetti </3

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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