#the jars are so cute what

[beatcroc]

the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#regardless of what i said abt the noise these two are DEFINITELY besties #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #noisette #gustavo is 1 foot tall to me. peppino is not more than 4'. they are funny little cartoons and fake pep is just. a guy. #brick is at LEAST six feet tall though idk whats up with him. huge rat #only cute fake peps in this one...u will get The Beast next one though. next one is with peppinooooo... #framing of it is proving to be a bit of a pain though so im prolly gonna do a silly aside thing first #arting #there is not really a joke with the tip jar btw i just needed fp to be....doing something. boring if he just sits there. #Popular post #i dont have anything else to say here except to bitch about how utterly fucked the framing and perspetive of this one is oops #pizzaposting

[robustcornhusk]

got lids for all the little jars (fucked up and got the wrong number of lids when i bought the jars) (waited 3 years to fix my mistake) so now all the spices can be consolidated into same size containers so they all fit now in the same drawers

#why do i have white cardamom? what's mace's point? what do i use kala jeera for? #they all still smell strong so w/e #there are 17 little jars of chile powders and flakes #not to mention another 8 or so boxes of whole dried chiles #i wish i had a cute food tag

[mildmayfoxe]

made banana chocolate chip pancake & slathered em in butter & my mom’s homemade red currant jelly & also homemade smoked maple syrup

#the smoke was a surprise. i opened a new jar of maple syrup that i picked up at christmas that was labeled ‘lil smokey’ #and i was like damn! this is smoky! #my dad built a smoker a couple years ago so i guess it was only a matter of time til my mom threw some maple syrup in there #it’s good but it looks like i got two jars of just smoky syrup & no regular hahahaha #ive talked about this before but i’m so spoiled for maple syrup & jams and jellies. AND pickles & salsa #why buy store made shit when i can have the ones my MOMMY makes for FREE! #photo record #food tag #they have a little apartment in the barn out back that they do on air bnb sometimes & i was in there for christmas bc there wasn’t a bed #for me in the house & she put out a little plate of some of her canned stuff & a little price list & explainations that it’s all made here #& the trees are tapped on the property… really cute. i hope people buy them #the language used on the sign was really funny too i wish i could remember what they called it. ‘the gardens’ or something. #‘the farm’ but not that. ‘all trees tapped are in the gardens’ what gardens bro. you mean the WOODS??? #chatpost

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

i probably mention this too much but

here you go, this, again

#murder drones #meme #dead serious i have like. #fucking 4 or so adequately developed worker drone ocs that don't have absolutesolver and don't get it at any fucking point in the lore #and then there's the other 12 ones that are or become cutely stuck with the fucking png #and that's not counting that one that ascendrinked (we don't talk about arrow i didn't explain what the fuck a multiversal entity is yet) #“hey AbsoluteSolver am i doing a good job spreading you?” is something i already said about this once #but that's really the only commentary i can give to this situation lmao #am i doing a good job tho. answer me you png file #ahem #soup jar. that's it. that's all i'm willing to say

[somelikeitbrugh]

The nose scrunch. 🥺

#jonny brugh #what we do in the shadows #deacon brucke #800 words #monty mcnamara #educators #jarred needham #rapu #he’s so cute 🥺 #and sweet 🥺 #i want to put him in my pocket

[flockrest]

i think there is something so funny about tu.lin going from honorific-name to just name with adults of his flock as he grows. oh, the masters will still be master and dad and mum do not have any other names duh (joking) but everyone else is suddenly on a purely first-name basis with a t(w)een whether they like it or not

#* roosting / ooc. #idk how big or little of a deal this is for a lot of you #but for me and my culture (and my interpretation of rito culture) that is just so jarring slkdfjd #equivalent of being a teacher whose prepubescent student started calling you just by your last name #not your first name because that's not the same vibe. just your last name like they're some colleague of yours #except they're 11 and unironically serious about being addressed on that same level slkfjdlf #THAT'S WHAT TU.LIN'S DOING!! #AND LIKE. OFC he feels like he's on the same level because he's achieved and done SO MUCH with what little comparative time #he's had. legitimately an accomplished enough warrior to be out there with Them Adults! his confidence is so warranted! #but. it's so wack....cute! but so wack. like your gut reaction is 'the insolence of this kid???' #then you remember how he's clawed his way to this spot beside you and you're like. 'FINE I GUESS???' #it gets easier for everyone as he grows older sdlfkdjlfk i'm sure they get v used to it by the time to.tk rolls around #the only adult exempt from this is ha.rth...he gets to keep his uncle title! #...only because it's now uncle (affectionate) rather than uncle (denomination) lskdjlf #tbd....as in to be developed! #< IT'S A STUDY NOW. thanks for enabling me fellas #* arrowhead / study.

[farouchestray]

I offer you my cringey 2011 Aquarium <3 I never unlocked the other half lol

What lovely fishes! I'm partial to blue but I like the white fish as well

#and those weird jar fish like what was up with that? #i was always like. well theyre fucking weird but the got the cute three mouth so. theyre ok. but theyre so weird #oh and how you could buy the bosses to put with your fish?? what a game

[gamebunny-advance]

Question:

Are there any posts of mine that you consider to be "essential" or "signature" gbunny content?

I've been thinking about queueing up some gbunny "greatest hits," and I want to make sure I'm not missing any hard hitters. These aren't necessarily my "best" or most "popular" posts (though they are not mutually exclusive), but things that make me think, "Oh, you need to see this to understand the 'lore' of this blog."

I do want to preempt any answers with: "If it's a comic, assume that I'm already gonna add it to the queue." Probably not today, but sometime soon.

#this is something i've been contemplating for a while #i put so much junk in my art tag that it can be hard to find the stuff that's actually worthwhile #i feel like my true signature comic is the 'cute' comic #it probably has the most of what i'm known for in it (pre-NSR) #but i already re-reblogged that one a while back #so i don't wanna add it again so soon so that's the only one that probably won't get into the queue #i'm talking things like: #'buff mizzo' #'the solo!white simp fiasco' #the only problem i have is that a lot of my old art just doesn't hold up and it'll be weird to have 'em at the face of my blog for a bit #but i guess i can queue older stuff first and more recent stuff last so the jump isn't as jarring #in other news: we brought my dad back home today #he was heavier than i thought he'd be #we'll probs scatter him in august

[raspberryconverse]

It's a looking up couples therapists kind of night.

#is this what marriage is? #apparently so #like seriously #stop making sex sound like a chore #and don't tell me you're tired so it's gonna suck for you #because that REALLY makes me wanna do it /s #i knew i was doomed the moment i put on the cute underwear #probably gonna eat half a giant jar of nutella and cry instead tonight #because they're already sleeping

[wewontbesleeping]

idk why I decided to open the little pouch that was on the ground by my bus stop but yeah I hope the person who dropped their meth isn’t too upset lol

#it was this cute little pencil bag and I was just curious idk #bored waiting for the bus or whatever lol #but omg … #suddenly standing and holding a bag of meth at 2pm in the afternoon is so jarring #like what the hell ! #one time I also saw a bag of weed on a bus #and lowkey i almost took it … but then I got paranoid lmfaooo #like I can’t smoke weed I found on the bus what the hell is wrong with me for entertaining that idea #but don’t worry I was not tempted by the meth

[mieczyhale]

josh's nieces are in town for the next week and they came over yesterday. i wasn't super up for it but it was actually a great time (not thrilled about the mess i get to clean up tho. they love to play dress up with my closet and i don't mind but nothing gets put away fjdjdj)

ANYWAY

one of them told me about her boyfriend (which was like ??!! for me) and the way she went about it was:

"(something something) my boyfriend Liam. we're having problems right now but we're working on it"

AND SHE SAID IT SO SASSY

BABYLOVE YOU ARE 9

10 IN AUGUST

WHAT DO YOU MEAN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FJFJSJDJ

#'his ex is weird' his EX??! #'what makes them weird??' 'she dresses like a boy sometimes' 'that isn't a bad thing' '..no. its not. but she's really rude to me' #'so the problem isn't that she dresses like a boy. the problem is that she's rude' 'yeah!' #ooo i'm glad i talked her through that one a bit #she isn't a mean or judgemental girl - she has me for an aunt & her mom is bi & her grandpas are gay - she's just a kid and she can be very #direct / blunt when she says things sometimes #she always has been. it was very jarring when she was 4 or 5 and unintentionally roasting us all lmfao #she's a sweetie tho #her and her sister both #anyway #today was a lot but i got a lot of cute pics! might post some of them later #ultimately i'm so happy i got to spend time with them and that it went so well #we don't get to see them as much as when they were littler and i see them even less bc i'm hashtag unwell a lot #but i managed today!! #there's so much shit going on with me & this family so it was not just fun but a much needed reprieve from /gestures at everything/ #maison speaks

[yioh]

man i have soooooo many thoughts abt the sasaki to miyano authors rules on reposting their manga panels 🥲

#because like .. at the end if that’s what the artist wants then there’s no way you can go against it because they Made the manga you Have to #respect their wishes because it’s their work and that’s obvious #but also . idk it diminishes all the excitement abt the manga #like you can no longer talk abt specific scenes or expressions or cute panels etc #this is what kinda made me lose interest in this authors works ngl it just .. doesn’t hit the same #but that is the artists wish so nothing can be done #like i get altering panels even by colouring and stuff but not being allowed to repost (without the official hashtag ofc) is rly sad. 😭 #and i’m not talking like the entire chapter ofc but rly just little panels etc to help when you’re talking abt a specific scene #i do that sm with witch hat and jjk lol and it really elevates my excitement and love ?? and i love when other ppl talk back to me abt those #scenes #i think it’s also jarring because i’ve never seen other authors post abt this many specific rules but ig it’s common in japanese fandom but #we’re just not exposed to it #it’s like when you read a book and you wanna post abt certain quotes and lines #like how else do you reference that exact thing yknow other than showing it when it’s manga panels 😭

[ssaltlicker]

Man aggretsukos ending was underwhelming.

#aggretsuko #idk maybe im lame but i liked the slice of life seasons #i dont get why they went nuts with the story #and that wouldnt be so bad if they had any follow up or connections #but shit just happens and it affects nothing #haida breaking the law? doesnt matter. no follow up #retsuko being an idol? doesnt amount to much besides people still like her singing #nothing was put together #and the ending just made me confused #not just the last episode but the last season as a whole #whats the point of being that outwardly preachy #the whole show was about how shitty modern culture is #you dont need to spell it out #ugh #also haida and retsuko are a bad couple. he stalked her and lies to her and thats supposed to be cute #not communicating isnt a healthy relationship #the surprise wedding thing was just jarring and not in the way they probably intended #it wasnt an omg so crazy and exciting thing #it was a wtf? didnt they just meet and they barely get along kinda thing #just meet as in romantically #lets be real the workplace relationship was barely fucking anything #whatever

[brain-bumbler]

I like to Think that Psychic Dion has the Weakest Hydrokinesis out of all The Aquato Siblings, and That Once they Went Near the Water n a Dare and "The Curse" was the Weakest with Him which Prompted a Lot of Teasing about him being closest Related to Donatella

And I imagine that After they Realize it Wasn't a Curse someone Brings this up to Him and He just Goes Full Denial mode

OHHH that makes sense cause he's been repressing it longest!!! He'd need more time to accept himself for his powers to get to Raz or Frazie's level, they both practiced as kids. He goes FULL denial, no, they're wrong, it was totally one of the psychic kids who did it, he was just in the way! He shuts it down hard. If Raz pushed him, they'd probably end up in another fight... where Dion makes a wave rush out of the nearby stream and splash Raz. Whoops! No way to deny it now! On the cute side, maybe Dion takes after his Nona and makes water snakes- not big evil ones, but tiny little noodles who play around with him. Or maybe he can make a little bubble of air underwater for him to sit down there longer- best place to get some alone time is the bottom of the river in a psychic bubble you made. Maybe he studies under Bob and learns how to always give all the plants exactly the right amount of water they need.

#psychonauts 2 #dion aquato #psychic dion #i need an ask tag now #ask bumble #maybe #its like you shake the brain in the jar like a magic 8 ball #and it makes an au for you #“Will the characters get through this without being whumped?” #“Outlook not so good” #but this is cute!! #very much potential #what's dion's favorite power to use do you think?

[katyspersonal]

Also I brought Doll appearance disco horse to a friend that refuses to get a social media account (a wise choice)! His theory is that perhaps Doll was deliberately created TO be in the Hunter's Dream, with purpose of being turned alive helping Hunters already in mind. And?

She was given very warm, inviting appearance purposefully. All these hunters (majority are easily simple hetero dudes) would, in fact, return from all this blood and beasts and hostility to the most soothing solace there is - a pretty woman that speaks calmly with them. Dream should feel like a home for the most basic of bitches you know. And perhaps, intimidating appearance of hunter Maria would be a little counter-productive! After all Doll serves the HUNTERS, not Gehrman alone.

And to top that, he pointed out that 99.99% Maria herself approved or would have approved of being of such help even after her death (should it happen... It did oh well) as someone who cared for the patients (so had fair streak of altruism and caring in her). Because... there are more pressing and important things than "respecting masculine presentation" in a Victorian era or something.

And that's what he said! Quoting almost word to word but longer because I am too wordy hhhrf I think this is a really good potential take too! Very sensitive to core demographic of the hunters and historical period and context, while still keeping respectable nuance of the characters! Wanted to get the word here out for him.

#bloodborne #plain doll #fandomry rambles #recently my mutuals were back on the topic and that friend wanted to insert his word! interesting version! #i hate takes like 'maria woulda been so mad at gehrman'. dude she is caring and courageous soul. #she would be willing to soothe even basic bitch men for whom cute nice woman in a dress is the biggest comfort. #challenge to stop prohecting the american + 21th century + feminist-in-name-only attitude- #-on a deep and interesting female character #(never seen a challenge fail faster) #by the way this friend doesnt loredig in the slightest but look at how decent his take is? #this is what avoiding social media does to a mf. you perceive things better even without enough information #adding it in the jar of 'takes that are still better than what toxic 'fans' self project" #goddamit jar is full!!!!! #VAAAAL GET THE GIANT BOWL #what do you mean that one was full long ago too?!

[cactus-chowder]

I posted some 🤔🤔🤔 about last week's mandalorian episode & the things other ppl were saying about it, but just to be clear I am fundamentally here to enjoy the starwars pew pew show and (with a little trust in the writers that they will end it when it ends and won't stretch it out to 27 soulless seasons of bad writing and bland and inconsistent characterization) my overall opinion on season 3 is, three cakes!!!!!

#mandalorian spoilers (for the tags) #it's so moving to see Din encourage Grogu to take risks and strive for what he is capable of #(risks as in; the risk of losing and everybody knowing that he lost; the risk of winning and everybody knowing that he won!!) #when Grogu has been reluctant to show his force abilities and has pretty heavily relied on being super cute so everyone likes him #like this isn't Din only being satisfied with Grogu meeting high expectations #this is Din knowing Grogu is capable and watching him play it safe & challenging him to live out loud a little #also !!! I was so delighted to see Ahmed Best in the credits!! #I saw Phantom Menace when I was a kid and I unironically loved Jar Jar from the moment I saw merch about the characters #I heard that Ahmed had a really hard time with the fan backlash against Jar Jar and I'm so glad to see him be a part of Star Wars again #in a super badass role