Noah Kahan: I have a deeply conflicted love-hate relationship with the place I grew up and the cognitive dissonance will drive this whole album.
Hozier: fuck yeah, Ireland!!!
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it’s water off a duck’s back thursday friday. nothing can bother me on water off a duck’s back thursday friday
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A 212th clone trooper: Commander, why do you stay the night so often at the jedi temple now that the war is over?
Commander cody, barely hiding his relationship with obi-wan: how about we stop talking for a little while.
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Astarion: I know seduction, I understand that, but Maya knows all my tricks and isn't impressed and for some reason I really want to impress her.
Karlach: Maybe try being honest about your emotions?
Astarion: Disgusting, no.
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Me, an asexual talking about fanfiction: hmmmm there isn't enough character analysis in my porn
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Weems: Usually, the prefix “mal” is used to denote something bad, such as in malware or malicious. Can you think of any other examples?
Xavier, completely seriously: Mallard.
Weems:
Weems:
Weems:
Wednesday, resisting the urge to stab him: Male.
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kristoph: phoenix, i know you still fucking love me. i see the tear streaks you have. i see everything. do not fucking dare lie to me after all these years. that relationship of ours...was never pure. far from it. seven years of untrusted, unrequited love i shared to you.
phoenix: ngh- no. okay- i never fucking was distrustful of you, okay? i trusted you, I LET YOU GET NEAR TRUCY. I FUCKING LET YOU IN TO MY HOME. you have no right to call this a one sided relationship unless you yourself take the blame for its one-sided abusive nature.
miles: just let him be hung phoenix he aint worth it
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I'm struggling to finish red, white and royal blue (the book). Like I'm ACTUALLY struggling. It's getting super boring to me towards the end idk why😭. Anyhoo can someone help me pick which book to start next? My options are:
The goldfinch by Donna Tartt
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The secret history by (again) Donna Tartt
Pls help me☆゚.*・。゚
Maybe my moots can help idk? @lapetitebabydoll @lunaticluna1 @xlanabrookee @femmeballerina @vickstercoded @cottagecor3whor3
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Spanish Teacher: ¡Hola! ¿Como estas?
Me, crying: Mera naam...Lucifer...hai...
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Wildberry: Thank you, Crunchy Chip Cookie. I had a wonderful time. Happy Valentine's Day.
Crunchy Chip: Yeah!! Me too! But.. uh, Vale-what-now..?
WB: ..Do you not have Valentine's day in the Dark Cacao Kingdom? Well, it is a day dedicated to spending time with loved ones-
CC, shaking excitedly with cartoonish sparkles in his eyes: LOVED ONES?????????
WB: ...Crunchy Chip Cookie. We have been dating for a year and a half.
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Ray: Let's watch Shark Boy And Lava Girl
Nora: Okay
Ray: And make out during the scary parts
Nora:
Nora: The scary parts?
Nora: Of Shark Boy And Lava Girl?
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are you going to scarborough fair? do you mind picking up some things for me? yeah: parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. haha yeah lotta herbs. you’re cool with that? thanks man i really appreciate it :)
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I love your text series it's very funny, your posts in general are very entertaining keep up the good work
Thank you so much! I really appreciate hearing that about my work! 💙💙💙
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Bane: Are you sure we don't need to call animal control?
Myrkul: He's not a dog, Bane.
Bhaal: -covered in blood and possibly foaming at the mouth-
Bane: Are you sure?
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As a bisexual woman myself, I can relate to how difficult it can be to get accepted. It's so sad when we're misunderstood, just because we love more than one gender. Don't worry, there's an entire community of women like you who will support you for who you are! :)
Yassss Queen!! Thank you for the support!
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