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leelaihardly · 4 months
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had a dream I commented "rhett and link talk to each other like they're the first humans to walk the earth and they're just spitballing and figuring shit out trial and error" and in the dream they reacted to/read the comment but they interpreted 'first humans' as Adam and Eve and not Grug and Greg (because of course) and did a whole garden of Eden photoshoot
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rosietrace · 5 months
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〈 アイドル! 〉Introductions — (Co)-Connect
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〈 天才的なアイドル様!! 〉
「↺ 概要 ↻」— 「 ↺ Overview/Synopsis! ↻ 」
❐ With the idol scene on the rise, Night Raven Entertainment found it opportunistic to promote their new and improved idol group; (Co)-Connect! Though the group has a lot to go about, the members are still in need of dire improvement before they can truly shine alongside their peers.
Fortunately, NRE found the perfect mentor for the job; The ex member of Poisoner — and long-time solo sensation — Shōri.
「 Reblogs > Likes 」
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〈❐〉Yuuta ◈ Carol ◈ Miren
Yuuta(侑汰) — The resident ‘visual’ of the group. More or less ogled at by members of the fandom, and enabling them through ridiculously elaborate thirst traps.
Carol(キャロル) — The soft-spoken, yet analytical vocalist. More or less has to deal with Yuuta's shenanigans on a daily basis, and frequently caught in a crossfire of scandals. (Albeit unintentionally)
Miren(ミレン) — The awkwardly placed middleman personified. A sense of style that isn't to be messed with, as well as a prominent talent in the kitchen.... And spices. Too many spices.
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〈❐〉 Juvia ◈ Chizuko ◈ Ellis
Juvia(ジュビア) — The sweethearted maknae, and leading dancer! Though overemotional at times, all Juvia could ever ask for would be the company of her fellow groupmates by her side, and will ultimately respect them if they ever chose to leave. Described as airheaded and all around endearingly goofy by peers.
Chizuko(千鶴子) — The lyrical bassist. Tends to remain quiet most of the time, and more often than not keeps to herself. Not much to go about other than that she cares for her groupmates dearly, even if she doesn't show it often.
Ellis(エリス) — Beloved theater kid, with a voice like that of an angel! Having worked her way to be where she is in present day, Ellis is optimistic and isn't afraid to exude positivity and encourage others to be more lively every once in a while!
「 That's all for now, just wait for what's in the vault! 」
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〈 Taglist 〉
(Co)-Connect
@starry-night-rose • @jasdiary • @authoruio • @nem0-nee • @fumikomiyasaki • @sakuramidnight15
Others
@geminiiviolets • @terrovaniadorm • @absolutelyobsessedkiya
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gardenerian · 2 years
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Mel - what if Ian starts a vegetable/tomato/gardening blog and it gradually gets a few followers and then a few more and then suddenly Ian is a popular gardening blogger even though he really hasn’t grown that much stuff. But people like his writing style - it’s honest and realistic about the ups and downs of getting into gardening and he sometimes posts photos of him and his plants. Mickey pokes fun at Ian but actually reads every single post and comments positively under a fake name (Ian knows it’s him).
calli!!!!! your brain is my favorite thing. I LOVE THIS! just lil ian posting pictures of his plant babies, the food he makes with them, probably the occasional goofy thirst trap 😎 but gosh yes! i bet people love to read his thoughts - so open about trying new things, the things that work out or those that don’t. he might talk about the different tip he’s learned (or ask for advice tbh), or about the days spent in the garden with his family, how it helps boost his mood and gives him something to look forward to, and i bet there’s a segment on Mickey Approved Recipes as well 🥰 his followers really look forward to that one aklsjdf and omg YES mickey reading and commenting 😭 
“who is this iangallagherlover69, mickey? think i should slide into his DMs?” 
“don’t know what you’re talking about 😤 but yeah send him a dick pic” 
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nuu-wa · 1 year
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(CW for the linked Twitter thread regarding discussions of systemic SA/rape perpetuated by the US military and Israeli apartheid state)
From the Dazed article:
But Haylujan isn’t the only E-girl using Sanrio sex appeal to lure the internet’s SIMPs into the armed forces. There’s Bailey Crespo and Kayla Salinas, not to mention countless #miltok gunfluencers cropping up online. While she didn’t document her military career, influencer Bella Porch also served in the US Navy for four years before going viral on TikTok in 2020, and is arguably the blueprint for this kind of kawaii commodified fetishism in the military. An adjacent figure, Natalia Fadeev, also known as Gun Waifu, is an Israeli influencer and IDF soldier who uses waifu aesthetics and catgirl cosplay to pedal pro-Israel propaganda to her 756k followers. She poses to camera, ahegao-style, with freshly manicured nails wrapped neatly around a glock, the uWu-ification of military functioning as a cutesy distraction from the shadowy colonial context: “when they try and destroy your nation,” she writes in one caption.
We’ve entered an era of military-funded E-girl warfare. In what would’ve felt unimaginable only a few years back, influencers are the hottest new weapon in the government’s arsenal. Here, cosplay commandos post nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs, attracting the sort of impressionable reply guys and 4chan lostbois who message “OMG DM me🔥” on every post. Sanitising the harsh realities of US imperialism with cute E-girl-isms, it promotes the sort of hypersexualised militarism that reframes violence as something cute, goofy and unthreatening – a subversion of the beefy special forces stereotype in the mainstream. Arguably far more unsettling than any 20th-century CIA covert ops, there’s no hush-hush to this operation. Rather it hides in plain sight, capitalising on online irony to lull you into a false sense of security with #relatable content and the sort of tapped-in memery that can only come from years of being terminally online (she’s just like me, fr).
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harryfeatgaga · 1 year
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WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH BREAKING NEWS: WE ARE LIVE REPORTING ON THE SCENE. Harry Styles has a close friends list? He was seen posing in front of a mirror, taking a selfie, while wearing a one direction t shirt. In response the entire universe was sent into a frenzy. This picture has woke up everyone! All blogs on social media and people are hysterically crying, sobbing, lighting fires, howling, barking, vomiting, screaming, ripping out their hair, and sleeping on highways. This picture has even awoken the dead!
Live from the cemetery, here’s Sue with Queen Elizabeth. “Ello, Common subjects. I, thee Queen Elizabeth, have arisen from the dead. It was quite heated down there. The fires are not to be taken lightly! But I’ve liked to thank Harry Styles for resurrecting me with this lovely documentation of his. We’ll chip chip cheerio, farewell. Back to my sauna showers of boiling water.”
And here’s another live report from extraterrestrial life: “M€ep M00p H@rry $tÿlé$ brøûght ū$ hërè tö €arth, wê cōmę în p€açe. höly füčk wë lôvè h@rry stÿles29;&/&,&:$alejficjjdndnciwpc” Thank you ET. As you can see, he not only brought us back to life, but causing us to malfunction. The universe is no longer the same 🎶 as it was 🎶. Back to you Billy.
Ha ha, good one Sue. The entire world has been shifted. We are on the brink of dying. Harry Styles photos has caused 9038477282737 deaths and 1029283837726264947279 injuries. They only way to be saved is for harry to add us to the close friends list. We just want to be LET IN HARRY. GOD DAMMIT!! LET US IN!!! I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING RIOT IF YOU DONT—
—beeeep sorry we’re having technically difficulties goodbye. Someone call the nurse and get the straitjackets ready!!!
I AM SCREAMIGJNIJNVBHJNVHJNFBHJBHUJIK
Anonymous asked: this goes with my live report. suspect seen on the scene.
UFIDKJFKJVJFIKFNHFJIK
Anonymous asked: wtf this was so cute😭😭 he couldnt stop smiling waaaaaa
MY BABYYYYYY
Anonymous asked: counting the hours until paige is off work…
IM SO SORYRTUIO
Anonymous asked: the world is in shambles
HELP MEEEEE
Anonymous asked: he knew exactly what he was doing when he posted that pic. i’m onto him 🤨
NO LITERALLYYYYYYY
Anonymous asked: THE MAN DID SAY HIS GUILTY PLEASURE IS WORKING OUT TO ONE DIRECTION 🫡
SOOOO UNSERIOISUHFUI
Anonymous asked: can we please discuss how beautiful that tatted arm is like 🧎🏽‍♀️
IT S SOOOO SEXYYY
Anonymous asked: harry’s in such a silly goofy mood just casually trying to k1ll us all
NO LITERALLY LIKE WOMEN DYING IS FUNNY TO HIM????
Anonymous asked: HE REALLY SAID ITS “ONE BAND ONE DREAM ONE DIRECTION BITCHES” -EXTRAORDINHARRY
HELP MEEJNBFHUJIKODL
Anonymous asked: the eyebrow furrow!!!! END ME NOW
NEEEED HIMMMMM
Anonymous asked: THE WHITE NAIL POLISH AND CHIPPED BLACK POLISH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im siiIIICKKKNVJ
Anonymous asked: they're not the same person
LITERLALY WTF
Anonymous asked: his ears. i’m obsessed.
NEED TO EAT IT
Anonymous asked: harry coming through with the thirst trap in 2023 😌
THANK GOD
Anonymous asked: yeah and when one direction streams are up next week
KFNJBHUJDN HONESTLY
Anonymous asked: LET ME INNNN
NOWWWWWW
Anonymous asked: THE BACKWARDS CAP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MY BRAIN BODY AND SOUL CANNOT HANDLE THIS WHAT IS HE DOING TO ME TODAY
IM SOOOO HORNY
Anonymous asked: something about the backward cap really gets me going 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
ITS SO SEXY
Anonymous asked: HELLOOOOO THE CAP BACKWARDS THE SCUFF HIS NOSE IM JUST GONNA 🧎🏽‍♀️
LIKEEEEEE I NEED HIM
Anonymous asked: wow today is a gonna be feral, i can feel it in my boobs
FKNJBHFGYHUJIBHUJIK
Anonymous asked: the tiny orange shorts 🧎🏽‍♀️ the grey tank 🧎🏽‍♀️ jogging 🧎🏽‍♀️ muscles flexing 🧎🏽‍♀️looking back and up at the camera 🧎🏽‍♀️ the scowl and eyebrow furrow 🧎🏽‍♀️ the hair clip🧎🏽‍♀️ him being sweaty 🧎🏽‍♀️
IM SOOOFJHJIFBFHUJIJFNBHFHJIKFJN I CANTTTTT
Anonymous asked: the whore shorts. i live for those tiny orange shorts. ugh his thighs need to chop
HES SUCH A WHOREEEEE
Anonymous asked: can they go awayyyyy😒😒😒😒
BYEEEEE
Anonymous asked: NOOOOOOO🥹🥹🥹🥹
PLEASEEEEEE
Anonymous asked: obsessed with him
SOOOO OBSESSEDDD
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hyunsuks-beanie · 2 years
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Jay NSFW Alphabet
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Mellow speaks: I'm finally back with Jay's version of my NSFW Alphabet (been a while since I wrote for him huh? Feels like forever), and I'm just hoping the tags are actually working right by now. Anyway, hope you guys like this, bc I definitely enjoyed writing it!
Tagging: @freckledwinterfalls
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A = Aftercare
(What they’re like after sex) Aftercare with Jay lies midway between being an affair full of teasing, and being the softest feeling you'll ever come across. He's super gentle with you, knowing just what you need, from a bottle of water to a wet towel. Expect fluttering kisses pressed to your skin, a blush creeping up your boyfriend's cheeks as he mumbles a soft "Thank you." As for teasing, it's hard to tell which one of you teases the other, a constant back-and-forth taking places and jibes about who was wetter and who was harder making their way past your lips.
B = Body part
(Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Jay knows that his hair is super fine, and he isn't shy to admit it. Aware of how well he can pull off a number of different hair colors, he always enjoys watching you swoon over how good he looks, your hands taking through his locks and tugging on his strands, causing grunts to escape him as he makes love to you. When it comes to you, Jay is a sucker for your butt, loving the way your cheeks feel against his palms. More often than not, he finds himself getting carried away, red marks lining your skin as he kneads your bum, his dick entering you from behind.
C = Cum
(Anything to do with cum basically) Jay loves watching your cum seep out of your hole, sliding down your legs as he takes you or eats you out from behind, his tongue rapidly flicking across your folds as you grip the headboard for dear life. It's one of the prettiest sights in his eyes, and he wouldn't have it any other way. He loves the way your skin rises in goosebumps as his fingers run across the inner side if your thighs, whipping up your juices and sucking on them as if his life depends on it.
D = Dirty Secret
(Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) It's not so much as his own secret as it's a secret shared by the both of you. Sending thirst traps and inappropriate videos to each other is hands down your favorite pastime, and Jay would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy it whenever an image of you lying naked on the bed, your fingers ghosting over your visible soaking heat, makes its way to his phone while he's in the middle of a shoot. Of course, that's exactly the reason why his chats and gallery are locked, and since he believes in repaying favors, he decides to treat you to a picture of his dick every so often, rock-hard and coated with precum at the mere thought of you.
E = Experience
(How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) To put it simply, when it comes to sex, Jay is like an amateur that could easily pass as an expert, given how well aware he is of each and every erogenous spot on your body. He knows just how to turn you on, and all it takes is a couple of soft licks and hickeys, along with a string of lewd words, and he has you wrapped around his pinky. And that's not all, because he even knows what his kinks are (though he's open to exploring even more with you), and isn't shy to let you know either.
F = Favourite Position
(This goes without saying) Jay's the type to enjoy sprawling out with his head against the headboard while you ride him, and that's the reason why yab-yum is one of his absolute favorites. It's just so much fun for him to have his hands resting on your hips, his dick moving in and out of your pussy as you ride him. Another one he likes is doggy-style, and the reason's pretty obvious: free access to your butt. He loves taking you from behind, bending you against the table or the counter or even on the bed, his hands leaving red hot marks against your skin every so often.
G = Goofy
(Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Jay tends to be quite serious when he's having sex with you, but that doesn't mean he's going to forget his natural instinct which is to react explosively whenever he's teased. So it's usually up to you to get him to crack a smile, and once you manage to break through his faux tough exterior, you get your goofball back, a string of "Yahh" escaping him the longer you tease him. And
once he breaks, there's no going back, nd all of a sudden, the hitherto silent room comes alive with the sounf of constant laughter.
I = Intimacy
(How are they during the moment, romantic aspect-) Even though he tries to come across as nonchalant and unbothered, it's obvious that he's completely and utterly in love with you. And that's the reason why, despite intending to, he ends up being nothing but an absolute sweetheart to you, telling you how much he cherishes and care for you. Fleeting kisses and soft giggles are shared, a secret shared only by the two souls inside the bedroom, yours and his. It's the most romantic thing in the world, and neither would trade it for the world.
J = Jack Off
(Masturbation headcanon) Jacking off is usually a thing for Jay only when he's inside the confines of his bedroom, his mind wandering to thoughts of you (while his hand wanders to the hidden album in his gallery), and more often than not, he finds himself FaceTiming you, desperate to hear your voice as he begs for you to sneak in somehow. But of course, that can't always happen, leaving him to touch himself while he imagines your lips wrapped around his length, the soft moans that escape him making wetness pool between your thighs as you guide him through his orgasm, your voice being the final straw that makes him cum.
K= Kink
(One or more of their kinks) Might sound cliché, but whenever Jay says it, you can't help but feel yourself get flustered and just a teensy bit wet. His biggest kink, in his own words, is none other than you. The smallest of things you do, from the way you breathe to the way your the dip between your collarbones becomes prominent when you crane your neck, everything turns him on. But on a more serious note, one of his biggest kinks has to be thigh-riding. He just loves it when you sit on his lap, your clothed core rubbing against his thigh as lewd sounds escape your lips. Even though he pretends to be pissed at you for "disturbing" him, he can't deny the fact that it makes him crazy whenever you do that. He's also really into cockwarming, and thoroughly enjoys burying his dick deep inside your pussy, under the pretext of just cuddling and relaxing. But obviously, things lead to something much more heated more often than not.
L = Location
(Favourite places to do the do) In the kitchen against the counters, or against the study table or even the dining table. Just any place that allows him open access to your butt, a place where he can bend you over and claim you as his from the back.
M = Motivation
(What turns them on, gets them going) The two quickest ways to rile him up are either to ride his thigh and dry hump against him while he tries to get some work done or even watch a series on the TV, or to bury him inside your cunt for "cockwarming purposes" and then (not so discreetly) starting to roll your hips around. And of course, there's your trusted way of getting him horny by sending him nudes or thrust traps, because you know he can't say no to that.
N = NO
(Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Fur play. He just finds it too weird for his liking, and while he won't be judging anyone (you included) if it happens to be one of your fetishes, he will put his foot down if ever asked to get involved.
O = Oral
(Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) I've said this before, but Jay lives for eating you out from behind, your cum dripping down your thighs while his tongue swirls around your hole. He loves sliding his fingers down your legs, whipping up your release before forcing his digits down your throat, making you swallow yourself. When you give him oral, he likes being seated with his head against the headboard, legs sprawled out and you situated between them, bent over with your tongue around his length. The view is perfect to him, and what really drives him mad is having you massage his balls while you suck on him. It just makes him cum even faster.
P = Pace
(Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Jay likes to keep his pace somewhere in-between slow and fast, to the point where it's not too boring having sex with him, but at the same time, it doesn't hurt too much either. He keeps whispering soft nothings in your ear while his dick pounds into you, his sweet words being mixed with the most degrading of insults. He knows you love it that way, and that's why he's never one to back down on insulting you.
Q = Quickie
(Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Jay usually indulges in quickies only when you're really getting on his nerves and he needs to something about it quickly. He'll drag you to the nearest room he can find, pin you against the wall, and torture your pussy, his hand teasing your clit while he rests his knees between your thighs, his lips on yours.
R = Risk
(Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Jay is all for experimenting, and most of the risks he takes actually are in the form of experiments he inflicts on you, from bondage to gagging to edging. He's very often the one who suggests you try something new, and even when it's you who comes up with something new, he's always down to try it out.
S = Stamina
(How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Being very much a thigh-man, he can easily make you weak for him without so much as even having to unzip his pants. Even when he's actually pumping into you, he can last for at least up to two rounds, partially because he usually prefers to enter you from behind, well-aware of how it helps him last longer and keep his thrusts more stable.
U = Unfair
(how much they like to tease) Jay usually isn't keen on being much of tease until you cross him. But good for you (or maybe not), crossing him or passing him off is rather an easy matter, and the category includes even the smallest of gestures, from not heeding him when he's trying to kiss you, or sitting on his lap as he tries to edit a video. And once he's mad, good luck to you, because he won't rest until he overstimulates the life out of you, forcing you to ride his thigh because "That's all a slut like you deserves." He'll slap your butt, choke you, throw you onto the bed and eat you out until you cry, all in the name of teaching you a lesson.
V = Volume
(How loud they are, what sounds they make) He's more on the quieter side, and the most he does inside the bedroom typically consists of deep grunts and soft moans, an occasional "You're so sweet for me baby," or "So fucking tight" making its way past his lips. Even then, his voice is often muffled against your skin, his mouth leaving kisses against your neck and chest while he lets out a moan.
X = X-Ray
(Let’s see what’s going on in those pants) Mr. Big Dick Energy pt. 2, and those leather pants are enough to tell us all just how big he is. He'll fill you up like no other, and his length is sure to stretch you out until you can't take it anymore.
Y = Yearning
(How high is their sex drive?) Jay's self-control is surprising high, and he might come across as not too keen on having sex. But don't be fooled by his nonchalance, he's an absolute sucker for you, if not more. The smallest of things, like sitting on his lap or leaning over his shoulder, are enough to make him snap, and you get bonus points (or rather, a much sweeter punishment) if you disturb him while he's in the middle of playing a game or getting some work done. He gets turned on for you real fast, and once he's down, there's no stopping him until he's had his way with you.
Z = Zzz
(How quickly they fall asleep after)
Jay definitely won't go to sleep until he's satisfied that you're deep into dreamland. He'll smile softly to himself, gently stroking your cheek as he looks lovingly at you. A low "I love you" might be whispered, but he'll pretend to be asleep if you suddenly happen to crack an eye open, having been awoken by the gentle love he's showering you with. Of course, his acting is rather poor, considering how he just can't hold back a smile when you return his affections with a kiss of your own.
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CONCERT REVIEW: WHY DON’T WE W/ EBEN AND BRYNN ELLIOTT AT COCA-COLA COLISEUM - APRIL 9TH, 2019
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On a normal Tuesday evening in Toronto, there was an unsuspecting black tour bus outside of the venue where Why Don’t We was about to perform. The only thing giving away that it would be anything otherwise was the hoard of screaming girls surrounding its immediate 10-meter perimeter. It was enough to make the 40-something-year-old security guard wish he were anywhere but here. As I walked by, the shrieking intensified to a shrillness that would have given One Direction a run for their money; I was there just in time to see Zach Herron, one of the members of Why Don’t We, stick his head out the window and wave, only to close it a second later. I could feel a wave of my Bieber Fever and One Direction Infection coming back, as those mere couple of seconds was enough to cause the girls next to me to hyperventilate.
Opening the show was pop artist Brynn Elliott. Singing family-friendly songs about boys and untroubled relationships like “Might Not Like Me” and “Time of Our Lives,” she reminded me of a younger version of Taylor Swift. Her set was poppy and high energy, complementing sappy lyrics like “Every day we're alive is the freaking best / Best day ever I got my friends and my friends got me.” She ended by encouraging fans to chase their dreams, citing her own experience and getting to tour with Why Don’t We. 
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This was followed by contemporary hip-hop artist EBEN. He doesn’t get enough credit for hyping up the crowd. Exuding confidence during his brief set, he performed tracks like “Next Ex,” “Nights Like This,” “That’s Alright,” and his latest single, “You The One.” EBEN barely broke a sweat bopping to a slightly-too-loud backing track and reveling in roars from the crowd during his cover of “Sicko Mode.” There was more than enough content to satisfy the demanding Instagram needs of the young crowd.
When it was finally time for Why Don’t We, Jonah’s Harry Potter influence was at full force as the boys took the stage to a cheesy Hogwarts style invitational ceremony, welcoming fans to the “wonderful world of Why Don’t We.” They immediately launched into a jam-packed setlist, singing songs off of 8 Letters like “Choose,” “Hard,” and “In Too Deep.” The cheering was at a level of unimaginable frequency and I was impressed by the stamina of the mostly 13-year-old female crowd. Why Don’t We’s managers were clearly capitalizing on a thirst trap (multiplied by five).
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Nonetheless, the boys clearly put lots of effort into their show. Within a span of 60 minutes, there were twenty choreographed sets (one for each song), two costume changes, one medley, one photo break, and one inspirational monologue. I loved their “Finesse,” “Lucid Dreams,” and “Better Now” medley – a throwback to their early beginnings with Logan Paul where they used to post covers on Vine. The only thing I wanted to see more of was band-to-fan interaction in between songs, but considering their goofiness and tendency to get off track, it was probably safer to transition from song to song to keep the show moving. 
My fondest memories of concerts like these are the fan projects – a coordinated effort by the most dedicated fans to do something special for their favourite artist. For Why Don’t We, this meant lighting up the venue with pink and red lights during “8 Letters” (shoutout to @wdwheartproject for their hard work). After, the boys broke character to comment on how much they loved it, with Jonah saying that he almost cried when he made his way onstage. 
I haven’t seen anything like this since One Direction. Trust me, I’ve been a Directioner since Day 1 and have been to all their concert tours since Up All Night. I can confidently say that the Why Don’t We crowd was more deafening than anything I’ve seen before. It was the kind of energy that you couldn’t turn off once you got started.
Written by: Si Jia Wen
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