#the time pi(ss)

[pizzee]

Day 1: fish/goldfish

#Moon Knight #mr knight #pi(ss) draws #HE'S DAZED!! HE'S CONFUSED!!! #he do a little sitting! #imma be switching between the two lists whenever i want cause i want #so slay #im not gonna do everyday cause hehe i have no dedication and no time but i will do some #it will be fun methinks #MKtober22 #or whateva!! #mktober2022

[hypnagogic-marshmallow]

out of context meme from our campaign today

#dnd memes #out of context #the time pit #the time pi(ss) #on another note why does paint not allow u to outline text

[jellazticious]

bing bong bootleg SS au

very long ramble under the C

stuff are subjected to change

The working title isn't solidified but I'm leaning on either Candy Castle or Pastry Castle

Tho I think I'm gonna go for pastry cuz it has the same amount of letters as castle much like pizza and tower have the same number too

The tower is a gingerbread castle. According to a friend of mine (It's Beefy, it's always Beefy go follow him) that Hispanics love their bakeries and yeah, I guess that makes sense. Not only do I have a theme based on the protag's culture but also the theme gets narrowed down to just baked sweets. Candy in general is too broad, I would die figuring out how to put every kind of sweet in it, and if I did it's gonna be really cluttered hooboy

Noise is called Theo because that's Peppino's name formula. Peppino is a nickname for Giuseppe so I thought I'd give Noise's swap a nickname to Theodore as the main name

Hazel Nutt is pretty self explanatory cuz Noisette means hazelnut in French

Their outfits are pretty simple to mirror Peppino and Gustavo's with just coloured shirts and aprons

Hazel doesn't get a mount because she would have Theo's prototype rocket skates. Just like Gus, she would have different stages of getting used to the skates per floor. First she gets blasted from end to end cuz she can't control the thrust. Second, she manages to turn it off but she's trying to keep balance on it. Third, she catches her breath now that she could stand still without moving or slipping. Next she would make a card castle, in reference to the very castle they're inside. and lastly she'd be holding a box of sweets without giving a shit about the scary floor.

To parallel the og Noisette, Hazel would smile bigger when Theo faces her direction.

Hazel is also Theo's delivery gal to match and switch with how Peppino WAS Gustavo's delivery guy

The "kick the rat" function would be Hazel swinging one of the skates and the cops grabbing Brick would instead hold a weapon detector that also functions as a magnet

Unlike Peppino, Theo is more aggressive than anxious. Imagine an injured cat defending itself from what it thinks is a threat

the name of Pizzaface's swap is Pieface for obvious reasons 😭

but HEAR ME OUT

both pizzaface and pieface are used as insults. pizza face is used for people with so much acne and pie face is used for someone with a flat face or dull expression. It isn't just a pun on what food the characters are made of. Pieface is also a reference to the trope where people headshot other people with pies. With the mech floating towards the protag, it would look like a pie is being thrown and targeted at Theo

Honestly drawing what food makes his face is so fun. Did you know that before the croissant smile it was supposed to be syrup shaped to a smile? The nose was a long whip of cream before turning into a cut strawberry for the mustache effect

Pizzahead's candy version would be called Gingerhead because of how ridiculous it sounds.

Gingerhead is based on Willy Wonka much like how Pizzahead is based on Ronald McDonald which is why he has more of a showman look than a clown look

okay side note, it just occured to me how ironic PH being based on Ronald is considering McDo's isn't a pizza place

actually Wonka doesn't even sell cakes and shit so, I guess it's fair game

Theo has the nickname Muffinman to reference the rhyme. but this time, it's the gingerbreadman chasing the baker

Next up is Mr S, who would be Peppino but he becomes rich. Mr S is the stage name he uses. He is a known celebrity much as Noise is but he is more of a boxer than a host. Like Dwayne Johnson or something. His name is partially a reference to ResEvil's Mr X, another absolute unit of a guy

also the reason why he doesn't wear a shirt. He's committing to the bit. If he needs to cover himself when he isn't playing a role, then there's his robe. He doesn't take out his mask most of the time tho

Mr S's mask is based on the Chef Raider design but also part of the scrapped superhero design much like Pizzano. Actually speaking of Pizzano, S is characterized so similarly to him cuz Pizzano is the only SS character who was actually written well to my standards. To be fair we've seen too much of Peppino to flunk characterizing him sksksk

Since this is Peppino that Mr S is based on, he's not as tech savvy or as self centered as Noise so he doesn't have robots that look like himself. Instead he has ants for a crew

the ants swap the place of rats. the rats in PT reference the new york pizza rat while ants just generally eat your food especially if it's sweet when left alone for five minutes

the ants come from Mr G, who would be Gustavo's swap with Noisette. He's Mr S's lawyer. at the end of S's bossfight, G would snatch him away with Click (the ant) because S would make a foul and embarrassing move on live camera

I can't seperate Gustavo and Brick so Click stays with Mr G instead of assisting Hazel

inside what would be Noisette cafe, instead of Mr G and Click being behind the counter, they would be sitting as customers next to Caraman. the barista isn't seen anywhere

Honestly when I'm writing everyone, my logic of swapping them isn't "make them switch places AND personalities" but more of "write every single one of them with the og personality because giving them a different lifestyle/role would drastically change their motives and how they behave"

I'm practically just swapping each character's place of birth

I mentioned this because it's kinda funny with Noisette and Gus since they play the exact same role of assisting Peppino/Noise so swapping them won't change much in how they act. They also have the same cheery and welcoming personality by default so Hazel and Mr G would act REALLY similar to their og

The only difference is that Gustavo can be threatening whenever Peppino fucks up. It fits right in with being a lawyer for the same goon

Now we got Mel Caraman who would become this au's Vigi. Lemme just say off the bat that Caraman is just as delusional as Vigi. He gets hired as a guard for floor 2 and took it way too seriously that he thinks he's some sort of sentinel. Hired as a guard but thinks he's an ancient guardian or something

his name vaguely references James Bond because you also VAGUELY get "caramel" out of "Caraman, Mel Caraman"

Caraman is a caramel apple but he's half glazed to form an eyemask. he's also got a stick poking out his head that stretches his chorro hat. the big hat makes him look cooler anyways. Bro I was so ready to settle for a shitty wild west mayor hat and I owe Beefy one for suggesting a new hat. I was gonna make him look like Doug Dimmadome with the short brimmed tall hat😭😭😭

but yeah Caraman doesn't have the same dignity as Vigi does. He can fight crime decently on normal circumstances and badass when he's full serious. But like day in day out he's so obnoxious about looking for crime that people get tired of him nor would they take him seriously

he would also be mistaken for a pepper

Next to last, Cam M. Bert or just Bert who would take place of Pepperman. he's an artist who appreciates the world instead of himself, a freelancer also. There was only a bossfight because he was coincidentally commissioned to make a mural for the castle the same time Theo busts in. He didn't like how Theo ruined some of his works with his rush to open the door

Bert is a cream cheese instead of a cheese slime. his beret is actually a little cherry to distinguish him from the other creams.

Bert is really chill and humble, He's like Bob Ross, whenever he can, he'd try to talk about how every beauty in the world should be immortalized through a canvas

In parallel to Vigi's delusion of thinking he's a human, Bert thinks he's actually a living painting (which is completely possible for someone to be in the PT world since Pepperman was able to do it with his own art)

instead of a :{ face that Vigilante has, Bert has a :3 face

the naming formula is taken directly from Vigi

Vig E. Lantte

Cam M. Bert

There is a type of sweet cheese that's really creamy called camembert which his name is a direct reference from. Here is a picture of a camembert since it's hella cute

Camembert cheese was also suggested by Beefy, brother thank you for not allowing me to name this cunt Creamlad

Mr Lardo would be in place of Mr Stick but his motive is that he's collecting Theo's money on BEHALF of Mr Stick. They're probably the only ones who completely stay intact because there's not much canon info of Stick WITHIN the game itself I also feel he's a crossover character from his own "series" with how long McPig has him prior to PT so I just swap the character who makes the "cameo"

The toppins are still called toppins because they'd be used to decorate a cake or pie. They would be

Strawberry - Mushroom

Cream - Cheese

Cookie - Tomato

Icing (in a piping bag) - Sausage

actually I dont know yet for the pineapple but I'll get to it. I've only been figuring out this au since four days ago....

Lastly (of the characters), the Faker in this would be mechanical to match the original Noise's familiarity in robots

Fake Theo (temp name) would be engineered to be "Theo but way better" while actually being succesful with it. Faker would also sort of look like a mini figure of a ballerina. Referencing The Nutcracker

Opposite to Fake Peppino, Fake Theo is more graceful than terrifying but it's so uncanny how unnaturally pretty it is

and now some misc stuff

Title of the final level is When The Cookie Crumbles

the pepper pizza will be replaced with an extremely sweet pie and the immunity is caused by the sugar rush from it

Pizza Time is called Crunch Time

Pillar John would be a giant graham cracker since the walls are made of cookies instead of bricks. Gerome however, is a solidified bar of brownies. like a shittily made brownie that it just turned into a construction brick

Snotty is a pure white cream cheese and that's cuz he's actually made of glue. His name is Sticky

Pigs would either be bears or rabbits with how many times those two animals represented sweets

I'm gonna be clear with everyone here. I literally made this au cuz I'm going insane trying to make swap stuff with Pascal/Stefano when the au itself is so empty. sure it's colourful but it's so empty like I can't draw SS characters outside of poses

I tried like doing fanon modifications as I always do then there's so much I "modified" that at this point it's not Sugary Spire anymore. Just straight up a completely different au. The only similarity is that it's a swap au with sweets

it is what it is yknow. this is my life now. I said fuck it and went with the flow and boom, new personal au that I poured too much into

basically I blame Pascal for this

#Pizza Tower #tagging them as their og until I solidify the au #Pizzaface #Pizzahead #The Noise #Peppino Spaghetti #Noisette #The Vigilante #Pepperman #Gustavo and Brick #i drew this #Cookie Castle

[gh0st-t0wn3]

Lmk ss edits + Headcanons, Part 3 (Chang'e, Nezha, Pif, DBK)

- She/Her

- Bisexual w/ male pref (eternally devoted to her husband, Hou Yi, in Chinese mythology though, so I don't ship her with anyone)

- Constellation shaped freckles

- Even though her robot bunnies don't need to eat she still sets out extra plates otherwise she feels bad

- Ambivert

- Used to have a short hair phase

- Aside from cooking she's also good at coloring/painting and makes jewelry for fun

- Can talk for hours on end

- Would absolutely loose her mind if she found out about rollerblading, change my mind

- BIG sweet tooth

- Exchanged a few recipes with Pigsy before they left

- Uses Kaomojis

- Stress eats

- Chang'e and Macaque are besties (I saw other people talking about this and thought it was cute)

- Chang’e is one of the very few people Macaque allows hugs from because she gives the best comforting hugs ever

- She tried to teach MK how to cook once and he failed miserably, she has banned him from the kitchen permanently

- Everytime Macaque complains about something to her it ALWAYS has something to do with Wukong and Chang’e is honestly done with them at this point

- She is always energetic, like seriously, she can run around and cook and exercise for hours and never break a sweat

- She can play the flute

- She does Nezha's hair sometimes when he visits

- Her, Nezha and Macaque will all get together sometimes and just gossip for hours

- Hates it when her kitchen is messy, even when she's in a rush to make something or there's a lot going on she'll be sure to put everything in a neat order

- Smells like cakes, pies and other pastries

- Love language is quality time

- Her skin is always really cold (because of , y'know.. living on the moon) but she's lived there for so long now that she hardly notices anymore

- Doesn't really have a skin care routine and doesn't use a lot of products but her skin is always so soft and clear anyways

- Makes up her own constellations when she stargazes

- She has a small shrine in her house in respect to Hou Yi

- Has two group chats, one with Macaque and Nezha for gossiping, and the other with Pigsy and DBK for cooking

- He/Him

- AroAce

- Put his hair up in a messy bun the ONE time Wukong decided to drop in unannounced, still gets bullied for it to this day

- Would probably die if you ever gave him any kind of soda

- Has a scar on his neck and can even pop his head off like the headless horseman because of... iykyk.. sometimes pulls it off to scare people

- Like Pigsy, he's a huge environmentalist; got super pissed when he heard about climate change and pollution, like he was DEVESTATED

- Really likes chocolate milk, but only drinks it when he's alone because Wukong caught him once and still teases him about it

- Use to babysit Redson when he was little, especially when Princess Iron Fan was too distressed to look after him herself for long periods at a time after her husband was sealed away

- Taught Redson how to harness his powers while he babysat

- Perfect handwriting, it should be a font

- Has difficulty breathing, especially when he gets overwhelmed, due to... yk.. committing..

- Always has a least a small taste of metal in his mouth

- Redson would somehow manage to disappear if Nezha looked away for even a second so he wound up having to get a ring sling to carry him in, no one took him seriously with it on

- Sees PIF as an older sister

- Favourite food is strawberry cake

- Not necessarily a vegetarian but doesn't eat meat often

- Meditates to save and absorb energy instead of sleeping, that way if something happens or someone attacks, he's always awake and ready to handle the situation

- When meditating, stray lotus petals will float around and surround him that act as a shield while also emitting a peaceful aura that keeps both himself and the people around him in a calm state of mind

- Him and Wukong have a sibling rivalry

- Felt incredibly guilty when Redson got trapped in a scroll because he was the one Redson came to when his parents were gone and thought he failed to protect him

- DBK and him have an awkward relationship given the whole "Attack on heaven" thing, but have been trying to find something to bond over for PIF

- Erlang and PIF are basically his older siblings, like they'd be the kind of siblings who'll pretend to give him an important task so he'll leave them alone and then immediately shut and lock the door as soon as he leaves the room, y'know?? He still hasn't forgiven them for that

- Smells like Lotus flowers and strawberries

- Love language is acts of service and words of affirmation

- Likes the idea of hiking and stargazing but never has the time to do it since he's always working

- Isn't afraid to call out someone's bs (*cough* Monkey King *cough*) but can't handle someone calling him out for the literal life of him

- He loves flowers and their symbolism, use to study it before he was tasked with guarding the map to the samadhi rings

- He's actually a really good swimmer but people don't believe him because of his relation to fire

- Has absolutley licked himself to see what he tastes like

- She/Her

- Bisexual

- Has a beautiful singing voice and use to sing lullabies to Redson all the time when he was a kid. Although it's a rare occurrence, she'll sing lullabies to him even now if he gets particularly stressed out or anxious

- Feels guilty about being too mentally unwell to take care of Redson properly after DBK was sealed away when he was little but never knew how to make up for it so she just closed herself off instead which is why she's so cold with him

- Would sleep in a guest bedroom or on the couch for the first few years of DBK being sealed away because she couldn't handle being alone in such a big bed without him

- Follow up on the last HC, after she started sleeping in her and DBK's bed again Redson would sometimes come in in the middle of the night and sleep in bed with her so she felt less lonely but stopped after he turned 11-12 (or at least the Demon equivalent to that age cause he's like 500+)

- Does Redson's hair for him in the morning since he's always too tired to do it himself

- Use to style his hair like hers, with the little horns made of hair, at least until his real horns started growing in

- Her and Macaque are sworn siblings (I have no idea where this HC came from but I saw other people talking about it and thought it was cute)

- Sees Nezha as a younger brother

- Was outcast from her family after DBK started courting her, she was upset for a while but it was worth it

- Super long hair, like it reaches her thighs when it's fully down

- Master calligrapher, seriously her writing is so beautiful and neat

- When DBK was first freed, the first two or so weeks she would stay up as long as possibly and hold onto him so tight whenever she finally did fall asleep because she was scared she'd wake up and he'd be gone again

- Felt like she failed as a mother when she realized she missed Redson's first words, first steps, everything, because Nezha had to look after him while she mourned her husband

- Favourite flowers are Dhalia's

- Because her hair is long it's also very heavy, sometimes if her scalp is particularly sore from keeping it styled up in horns all day DBK will sit with her and brush her hair while she relaxes and watches TV or reads

- Cooks sometimes but isn't as good as DBK

- Has a terrible habit of hiding her emotions from her family (actually the entire Demon Bull Family struggles with this habit)

- Hates the feeling of ink on her skin, someone knocked over a bottle of writing ink in her hand once and she washed it for almost an hour straight to get rid of the feeling of it on her skin

- Smells like Stargazer Lilies

- Love language is quality time and words of affirmation

- Surprisingly big fan of horror movies (conjuring, exorcist, Shining, etc)

- Listens to true crime shows/podcasts while working

- Had servants home-school Redson and then took over home-schooling him herself when he was older

- All her clothes are custom made, and had to get them re-made with fire resistant materials after Redson was born, as well as everything else in the Demon Bull Palace (Clothes, rugs, sheets, blankets, curtains etc)

- Has separate makeup and jewelry boxes, one for everyday wear, and one for special events (anniversaries,  royal gatherings, etc)

- Ambivert

- If she runs out of patience for you, you will literally die

- He/Him

- Bisexual

- Hardly recognized Redson when he was freed from the mountain, which is why he didn't address him as quickly as he did Iron Fan

- Has a hard time trying to Remember Redson isn't little anymore, was devestated that he didn't get to watch him grow up

- Tries to connect with Redson and learn about his interests but it just comes off as really awkward for both of them

- Throws all of MK's (and other suitors) Courting gifts to Redson away if he sees them before Redson does (I am a firm believer of overprotective dad DBK)

- Learned how to cook for Iron Fan after they started courting eachother to impress her and it grew into an actual hobby of his, now he likes to cook and bake when he's stressed instead of yelling and breaking things (especially after the Lady Bone Demon incident)

- All his old cook books are pretty much dust after not being used and taken care of for several centuries and although he was upset, he still remembers a few of the recipes, majority of the food he makes now is what he learned from watching Chang'e's cooking show

- Exchanges recipes with Pigsy after getting to know eachother a bit at the beach, but they don't talk much outside of food related topics

- Once walked in on Redson and MK making out in Redsons room and promptly threw MK out the window (he was fine)

- Use to allow Wukong to take naps on his chest while they were still in the Brotherhood, mostly because Wukong would never stop and DBK eventually gave up on trying to get him to stop

- Got really emotional when he found out Redson got a nose ring to match with him (pretended not to care but started crying when he was alone)

- Keeps a photo of PiF and Redson with him at all times, it's not in great condition anymore because he was buried under the mountain with it, but it's too sentimental for him to replace it

- Knows Redsons date of birth down to the exact hour by heart (Canon in JTTW)

- Touch starved, being locked away for 500 years definitely took a toll on him

- Still hasn't entirely forgiven Wukong for calling Redson a "half-baked son"

- Much like how PIF will sing to Redson when he's particularly stressed or anxious, DBK will cook Redson his favorite childhood meal; he was worried the first time it happened because he wasn't sure how to handle Redsons emotional state and also wasn't sure if he still liked the dish he loved as a child, but Redson was visibly happier (or at least calmer) afterwards so he'll keep making it for him

- Has a sepertate pen and writing ink that he uses exclusively for writing to PIF

- He's a sucker for romance movies

- Will pick Redson up by the back of his shirt like a cat and drag him to bed if he's overworking himself

- Invited the Brotherhood to see Redson when he was first born; was disappointed when Azure, Peng and Yellowtusk never showed up

- Goes all out on him and PiF's anniversary to make up for the 500 anniversaries he missed (same with PIF and Redson's birthdays)

- Smells like dirt and regretful life choices (fr though he's been under a mountain for 500 years, that smell doesn't wash away easy after that long, Iron Fan surprisingly doesn't mind, but maybe she's just too happy that he's back to care enough about it)

- Love language is physical touch and quality time

- Cried watching the Titanic, don't even try to tell me otherwise

- Hopeless romantic

- Loves spicy food but doesn't have as high a tolerance as Redson (still very high though, but I mean c'mon, Redson is literally a fire demon)

- Cannot understand or use technology for the life of him, he's calling in Redson left and right asking how to download something or how to get onto another website

- Still feels guilty whenever he sees Redson flinch at him (because of the whole almost killing Redson when he was possessed by the Lady Bone Demon)

#fanart #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #lego monkie kid chang'e #chang'e #lmk chang'e #lego monkie kid nezha #lmk nezha #lego monkie kid dbk #lmk dbk #demon bull king #lego monkie kid princess iron fan #lmk pif #princess iron fan #lmk headcanon #headcanon #lmk spicynoodlesshipping #lmk spicynoodles #spicynoodleshipping

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#☾━━━━ [𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍] #☾━━━━ [𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒] #☾━━━━ [𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 ; 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖]

[meraki-sunset]

ok so imagine hypothetically PS, PI, AD and MK exist within sburb

the only names i can think of are for PS under Knave Blanc and eventually Potentate Savior, or in cases where he flips the fuck out like B1 SS, Paragon Soul

the four of them wear tarot suits parallel to the dersite agents [PS: swords, PI: pentacles, AD: wands, MK: chalices]

PS would wear his uniform with the utmost pride and knowingly tarnishing it is a one way ticket to the lockup

PS also has red feelings for his queen despite them being unrequited a lot of the time

PI will pretty much be wearing the gaudiest uniform you've ever seen

MK is consistently gunning for his royalty's ring and scepter as he believes monarchy is weak compared to the diplomacy he has in mind

if the four were in the a2 session their exile command stations would be: PS: Horse [linked to Kanaya], PI: Shark [linked to Nepeta], AD: Ram Skull [linked to Equius, but the video feed is unavailable], and MK: Bull [Linked to Gamzee and Eridan, but only the former is responsive to his commands similar to how vriska was irresponsive to snowman's commands]

That's an interesting take. Tho it's unknown if the Problem Sleuth team are carapace. They show up in homestuck two which would conect the universes, but that is also dubiously canon.

Problem Sleuth existed way before homestuck and the characters look kinda diferent from the chess people. they just look like how the autor liked to draw people. Tho it's known that (in homestuck at least) Midnight City is in fact on Alternia, was founded by Jack Noir and is inhabitated by Carapace, this could have been simply Hussie reciclyng concepts and ideas, adapting them to his new story (homestuck)

There are a couple of things here and there that show up in homestuck which conect them to problem sleuth, like the weapons that change into objects when touched. That could mean that they exist in the same universe, but could also be just bullshit. There's no way to know for sure.

i think people theorized that Problem Sleuth along with the Midnight Crew and maybe The Felt were the ones who imput the comands for the trolls, i like that theory

#homestuck #csau extra

[thepopsicle]

ATTENTION ‘LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN FANS’‼️

The fight to save the show is far from over and we’ve been assured this is our time to make some noise and let it be known that we aren’t letting this show go without putting up a huge fight!

That being said, the people in the fandom on Twitter have organized a movement to send “conversation pies” to the Amazon execs with notes of why we love the show/ why we want more episodes.

I’ll add a ss of the post and the link below, if you love the show or just the cause for poc & lgbtq+ representation; please send a piegram if you can and if you can’t; please share these posts far and wide💖

LINK

#aloto #aloto spoilers #a league of our own #a league of their own #greta gill #carson shaw #lupe garcia #max chapman #lgbtq #lgbtq characters #poc representation #lgbtq representation #lgbtq history

[ratsoh-writes]

Underfell, Mafiafell, Lustfell, Swapfell Gold, and Lustswapfell reaction to a S/O whose a voice actor and has a wide range of voices they can do?

Red: he was all cool with it until SO started copying his brothers voice for sh*ts and giggles. Nothings worse than kissing your SO then suddenly hearing them whisper your name in your bothers voice. Red always pushes them off when they do that.

Edge: he’ll never admit this to SO, but the strange cartoon character voices they do creep him out. He always shudders when he hears those characters on tv these days.

Butch: he can’t take SO seriously when they talk in the other voices. It always leaves butch in hysterics. Especially when they started fighting with boss using Popeyes voice. Butch was laughing so hard he cried a little

Boss: if you ever say you love him in pinkie pies voice again, he’ll never say it back. He’s dead serious

Lush: there was this one time lush called SO and asked them to say “you’re all incompetent lazy *ss bitches who wouldn’t recognize talent if it hit you like a train”. Naturally SO did, choosing the voice of Mickey Mouse to express this. What they didn’t know was that lush had them on speaker and basically used them to tell off some bad managers he was about to fire.

Pepper: sometimes he’ll find himself saying quotes in a similar tone to the voices SO likes to use when they say them. Then pepper always feels the need to brush his teeth cause gross! lol

Wine: ah yes dear, you’re very talented~ sometimes SO thinks wine is lying when he acts all impressed with their voice acting. He is. But he still wants to acknowledge they worded hard

Coffee: his life will be complete if SO can copy prince Sidons voice.

Sir: have you considered working for the brothel? There’s by quite a few customers who would break the bank to &$&@@$ someone who sounded like their favorite characters~

Weasel: when he first learns SOs talent, he tells them to never show sir. His brother would absolutely try to recruit SO for the brothel lol

#undertale imagines #undertale headcanons #underfell #mafiafell #fellswap gold #Lustswapfell #lustfell

[raisedbythetv89]

It will always be so funny to me (in a hahahaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭 kind of way) that j*ss wh*don, a man famous for ensuring Buffy suffers literally as much as humanly possible, watched Veronica Mars, a show where in just the pilot we learn:

A girl and her dad are social pariahs, who were abandoned by her alcoholic mother. Her best friend has been murdered. They lost their home after her dad was fired because of said murder. Her ex boyfriend basically ghosted her while still going to the same school - just ZERO words or explanation as to why or that they were even broken up. Her first sexual experience is SA that isn’t taken seriously and MOCKED by law enforcement and she can’t even tell her dad because she’s worried what he’ll do. Her dead best friend’s boyfriend, who used to be her friend too, has now made it his life mission to make her miserable. She lost her entire friend group, and she has to work as a PI seeing the worst of the worst of human behavior to help pay the bills that often puts her in danger.

And wh*don went:

“Now THAT is television!!!”

So much so he made reference to Veronica Mars season 2 in the comics and he did a guest star appearance 💀

Don’t get me wrong I love Veronica Mars but I just KNOW it’s for completely different reasons than j*ss does.

I am just so sure he was absolutely THRILLED by all the horrors and pain they were able to dump on a young girl in one fell swoop (like I can literally picture him cackling like a supervillain like he did after writing the angel to angelus storyline, at the evil genius-ness of it all) when it took him many seasons for all the trauma and hardships to really pile up on Buffy. It’s just so obscenely on brand for him it becomes comical in a “I have to laugh so I don’t cry” kind of way while also pointing to the larger issue of how most male writers and directors use their female characters and more specifically - their pain and trauma - to move a story along

This is made even worse if the woman is a person of color which is a whole other conversation that I as a white woman don’t really feel it’s my place to delve into the history of the exploitation of racial based trauma by a predominantly white run hollywood because that would be just another white person talking about an experience that isn’t mine but it felt important to acknowledge that this post is about two white women characters and I know it is so much worse for women of color which we even see examples of in both shows.

Seeing our own pain reflected in media is important and valuable in many ways but so is seeing joy and love and I didn’t realize how bad things were until I watched the movie “Ibiza: Love Drunk” several years ago and the entire time I was holding my breath waiting for someone to get kidnapped/sa’d/tricked by a fuck boy/fight amongst the group of girlfriends - because it was about a group of girls traveling, having fun partying, and meetings boys and hooking up with them and that literally ALWAYS ends badly in media!! And it didn’t this time and I didn’t realize how much I needed it and how RARE it was until that point 😭😭😭 which no surprise it was written by a woman who’s goal was to show women’s JOY in media and that bad things don’t always happen when we live our lives and have fun.

#joy is a radical act #buffy the vampire slayer #veronica mars #fuck joss whedon #buffy summers

[glitchdecay]

Suzuki Tatsuhisa Talks Behind-the-Scenes of FFXV: Part 6

This will be the second-to-last part of the series! Start from the beginning here; go here for the previous part. Listen along from 18:22–21:34 here.

In this part, Tatsu talks to host Shimazu Shintarou (video game industry expert) and assistant host Kubota Miyu (voice actor and singer) about the final camping scene and why he's glad that a line from it became a meme in Japan.

Suzuki Tatsuhisa: We did the same thing [see Part 5 of my translations] for the scene that became the 「やっぱつれぇわ」 meme. [T/N: This line, "yappa tsuree wa", literally "it really is hard'' and localized as "(it's…) more than I can take'' in English, became a meme back when FFXV first released because it could be thought of as a response to criticism of the game and because its casual dialogue made it easy to reenact.] We had so many retakes for the camping scene. 

Shimazu Shintarou: I didn't know that. 

ST: The script for that scene was rewritten a stupid number of times. I don't remember how many times we rerecorded it. Who was there during the recording... 

ST: If I recall, it was Miyano Mamoru [voice of Ignis], Miyake Kenta [voice of Gladio], and me. [Kakihara] Tetsuya [voice of Prompto] wasn't there for the recording. At that point, we were discussing when Noct was supposed to start crying. We tried different points, like the beginning, middle, and end, and even specified which lines he needed to start crying at. We decided on a specific line. 

ST: I think Mamoru and Kenta-san both said, "That's not where Noct should cry." "I get the feeling, like, I know he's all worked up." "The pause in this line. I'm saying this in the most idealistic way, but maybe it's better to start crying from here. This is the best point to start the waterworks." "In terms of nuance, this is the best point for the tears to come." 

SS: Why did you have to have that in mind together? Is it so you know when it is?

ST: It is.

SS: But why? It isn't necessarily the case. The way I see it, the previous take could've been the better one. But when it's like that, it becomes whole?

ST: Whole. 

SS: That's so interesting.

ST: What I find fascinating is how actors have this sixth sense. In other words, it's like an athlete being in the zone**. When you're performing on stage…

ST [to Kubota Miyu]: I'm sure you've experienced it while performing live.

KM: Yes.

ST: When you're in the zone, you can get the audience excited by just looking at them. It's like a mysterious point in time. 

SS: What's going on here? 

KM: [LOL]

SS: It's like there's a common space out here and a wall has appeared between me and that space. 

ST: I don't know what it's like if you're looking at it from the outside. 

SS: You're right about that. 

ST [to KM]: But you get it, right? 

KM: Yeah, it happens in my live shows. 

ST: Like when everything comes together on stage.

KM: When it comes together... It happens, of course.

ST: It happens in the recording booth, too.

KM: Totally. I experienced it while recording.

SS: Interesting.

ST: I don't know how, but all the timings were meshing with each other. We saw where the timing would be. We all concentrated so hard on it that we were like, "It has to be here." We had that in mind together. Everyone on the other side of the recording room somehow got the feeling that it had to be there too.

ST: "It would be the best right here. Could you do it, Tatsu-san?" was what they said.

ST: So the millisecond before I was supposed to cry, I was told to really adjust my emotions and we recorded the line that way.

SS: That's amazing. 

ST: But I was glad. 

SS: Should I play it again? 

KM: Right? I've never played it, but I feel like playing it after hearing about all this. 

SS: I know, I know. 

KM: I really feel like playing it.

ST: Yeah. And to be honest, when I heard that line became a meme, I was so happy I could die. 

SS: Yeah.

ST: We worked so hard on it. It was the result of all of our hard work. Besides, they didn't pick a line from anywhere before that point. If you didn't work your butt off, you wouldn't be able to hear that line.

SS: You're right.

ST: You'd hear that line just before you cleared the game. 

———

I went back to replay half of Chapter 14 just to hear that line again. It was soooo worth it… By the way, やっぱつれぇわ reemerged as a meme in 2019 when the new Japanese era would be named 令和 (Reiwa) and people came up with the pun やっぱつ令和.

**Not me reading "in the zone" and being like, "Ah, yes, KuroBas reference!" (It isn't.)

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#tatsu talks ffxv #final fantasy xv #seiyuu #suzuki tatsuhisa #tatsuhisa suzuki #noctis lucis caelum #my translations #the way tatsu refers to the other three by their first names 🥹 #miyake-san was born in 1977 (aug 23) and kakkii in 1982 (dec 24) #both mamo and tatsu were born in 1983 (june 8 and nov 11 respectively) #but even when you're close in age you don't regularly refer to your friends by their (下の)名前 [i.e. (first) name] in japanese #it just shows how close they've become through recording for this dang game #🥹🥹🥹

[collapsedsquid]

The mid-century moment which Maier so skillfully dissects offers potential clues here. Before Horkheimer borrowed Pollock’s notion of state capitalism, he offered a far more plausible analogy for the social formation which united all capitalist societies across the Atlantic in the 1920s and ’30s: “the society of rackets.” Horkheimer agreed with Schumpeter that the era of the heroic entrepreneur had come to an end, just as the authority of the bourgeois father had broken down. Yet what replaced it was not necessarily an all-powerful caste of planners. Rather, the bourgeois capitalism of the nineteenth century, overtaken by both employee and employer cartels, was increasingly sorting itself into “rackets”—the less idyllic iteration of the Burkean platoons which con­servatives celebrated. Horkheimer’s theory was tainted by an overall disdain for labor unions and their tendency toward corporatism. This was itself a relic of the left-communism he had adhered to in the early 1920s. As he noted in the late 1930s, “procurers, condottieri, manorial lords and guilds have always protected and at the same time exploited their clients. Protection is the archetype of domination.” In the twentieth century, this tendency to rackets now took on a specific form. “The racket pattern,” he claimed, “is now representative of all human relationships, even those within the working class. The difference between rackets within capital and the racket within labor lies in the fact that in the capitalist racket the whole class profits, whereas the racket of labor functions as a monopoly only for its leaders and for the worker-aristocracy.” Around these rackets, so it seems, several projects could then coagu­late, tying together the coalitions which captured the state machines of the mid-twentieth century. With the decline of familial authority, one part was transferred to the state—the “society without fathers,” which sociologists still analyzed in the 1950s and 1960s. More importantly, however, Horkheimer’s racket society relied on the transfer of parental authority to the level of the brotherhood—the substitute association. As men left the families that had nurtured them, they found their first refuge in the trenches, the Freikorps, and the party or the association—first in arms, then in street battles fought in the 1920s and ’30s. Financed by an aristocracy hostile to modernization, their ranks swelled further and were able to invade the state. It was their project, overall, that turned the interwar state into a project state; as Horkheimer noted, “the gradual abolishment of the market as a regulator of production is a symptom of the vanishing influence of anything outside the decisive groups.” [...] Thus, the last thirty years have not only seen the demise and failed resurrection of the project state. At the same time, they have also witnessed the transition from what can be termed a “fraternal” to a “neo‑patrimonial” racket society. The new populist rackets are not the outgrowth of strong civic institutions. Rather, they are emanations of families and informal groupings—evidenced by the Trumps and the Ber­lusconis, or the cronies which the Polish PiS politicians have gathered around them, in a country where fewer than 3 percent of the population has a party membership card. These are far removed from the fraternal rackets which Horkheimer discerned in the middle of the century. Their main set-up is not meritocratic or egalitarian, like the SS or the SPD, but rather based on reputation and spin. Their members’ value is not measured in medallions or other social capital, but rather in networks and followers. Unexpectedly for Horkheimer, the family has made a comeback in the age of neoliberalism, yet not in its traditional form, but as a refurbished insur­ance firm, with the Trumps, Berlusconis, and Kaczyńskis as the clearest examples.

[pizzee]

Day 28: Ammit

#moon knight #ammit #pi(ss) draws #mktober2022 #WOOOO #first time drawing her fr yall #she kinda hard #then again I don’t draw animals ever so #yea techincally caught up technically not whatever #next is tawaeret 😎

[llycaons]

ep49 (3/3): lwj dismembering a man and looking so so cool diverts attention away from the true man of the hour (👀👀👀)

and he's also calling out in concern for wwx now, not just jl! man, this is great. a lot of postres meta relies on them having this horrible twisted relationship after the temple, and they ABSOLUTELY need to work on shit, but jc trusting wwx and being openly concerned for him is huge compared to their previous dynamic

they love him!!!! his uncles!!! give him open affection and physical comfort!!!

this panning up was done SO well god he is so fucking cool 😍

ik wen ning isn't in control of his body but there's something a bit delicious about him stepping on the arm of the man who helped murder his entire family

ohhh another juicy scene! jc trying to protect jl from wn, and in front of both their eyes they see 1. wwx try to stop him and 2. wn grsab a blade with his bare hands to try to stop himself. he wants so much not to hurt this boy after killing his father 🥺 I'm sure he remembered jyl giving him soup too. I'm sure he did

lwj's eyes are so pretty...dark brown forever

and here! lxc warns wwx off about using the STA, but lwj intervenes. convinces him to step back, then gives the green light to wwx. lwj trusts him, and supports him, and will back him up 🥺

and here!!! jc returning chenqing! wwx's old friend and strongest weapon. it's about trust!! wwx can do what he needs to do and his closest friends and family won't turn on him for it

pied pipering this sword over here

uh oh. get some cleansing on ya bud

it's so funny that ss accuses nhs of doing this to himself because he's literally right, but he looks like a maniac for it

this is so dramatic and romantic...WAIT THIS IS HOW THE JIANG PARENTS DIED WTF!!!!!

these scene always reminded me (tonally) of the one in iasip where liam was about to fall off the roof and ryan grabbed his wrist like "i've got you, brother" and then frank comes behind him and goes 'no you don't!' and pushes him off the roof with a piece of plywood and ryan screams 'NOOOOOO', obviously it mirrors the cluff scene very closely but the absurd tone is so different I never associated them. this though. this is a kind of pathetic guy dying and his employer using his courtesy name for the first time in like. 30 episodes. a bit silly

ooof. ough. wwx rubbing his thumb slowly over this powerful tool that saved him and cost him so much. another goodbye, to another part of his former life

I love you sooo much nhs ♥♥♥♥♥♥

NHS HORSE MOMENTS god I love saying that. what a great shot

aww jc patting jl's neck

nhs tearfully: I'm just a little guy I can't fight I'm just a little birthday boy GOD he's such a good character I love him he's so funny

oh right significant Look At wwx time

aw man this fucks

THE HALF FACE SHOTS!!!!! I go crazy every time I love then so much. they've never been used wrong in this show

oh god help that is so fucking funny. why was jgy behind them and not tied up at all anyway. also lxc immediately turning and stabbing without realizing jgy was completely motionless and no threat??? a high-level cultivator like lxc didn't even register he had no sword to parry? and why was he working with his back to jgy anyway!!! I mean ik it's all for plot and that's fine but stil. lmao

personal highlights:

all of jgy's excuses are so insane and absurd and infuriating but they contrast wwx's actions and behavior SO nicely. if there was a way to prove wwx is The Good Guy to the gathered sect leaders, this is it. not that he has many people to convince who are here

various asides about lxc's relationship with jgy

"I don't deny it'/"You can't deny it!'

the creepy wedding scene was really well done

jgy making a fake tell for jzx to pick up on is truly a masterstroke

yayyy physical affection and comfort for jl from wwx (and jc)

jgy mockingly bowing after being kicked down the steps really did fuck severely

"I've done so many bad things, yet I still hope for pity' *half face shot 'PSYCH!" *takes jin ling hostage by ripping a string out of his body* what a scene

jc calling on wwx for guidance, trusting him, seeing him protect jl, returning him chenqing. nature is healing. they'll never be exactly what they were before, but that's okay. it's a start

'clan leader, abandon me' 'sure thing lmao'

slow shot panning up from jgy's severed arm to lwj standing tall with bichen fucked SO hard god lwj looks so good esp postres they nailed him

wn stepping on jgy's arm

lwj beautiful dark brown eyes <3

jgy and su she's absurdly dramatic reaching-to-each-other deaths. yes kind of jiang parents of them

wwx bidding farewell to the STA. I love closure and acceptance

all of nhs's shenanigans including eating like a horse from lxc's hand and then the half-face shots

everyone turning around like that meme of the girls at the party but it's because lxc just STABBED jgy

#cql re-rewatch #whew!

[txnichtgut-archive]

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i work as a suuuuuper boring office worker and tend to rant a lot about how bad my work situation is, although it probably isn't. it's just the sheer workload and principles being thrown aside, that really pi ss me off.

#( francy > about )

[twilightmalachite]

Love Letter - Mirror mirror 1

Author: Umeda Chitose

Characters: Yuuta, Rinne

Translator: Mika Enstars

Proofer: Kirin

"Really, can you at least not touch my hair? I literally just tied it up all nice and neat!"

Season: Winter

Location: Starmony Dorms Common Room

Time passes, and it’s late January…

Yuuta: (Pull it back with a brush… The balance between left and right should be like this, right?)

(I want to keep my pins the way they were before, so maybe I should leave a little hair down in front…)

(…Okay, this seems good. Now tie in place with a hairband…)

Yuuta: —There we go, this works.

Hmm~… I’m still not used to seeing myself like this. I’ve only just grown my hair out, but it’s like I’m a whole different person.

I’m just tying it up now, but I hope I’ll be able to play with it more in the future.

I wonder if I’ll ever be able to do that…?

(…Wait, I don’t have time to be talking to a mirror right now. I need to think about Chocolat Fes…)

(Thanks to Tenshouin-senpai’s efforts, there’s a gathering momentum about how Chocolat Fes will be held without a hitch.)

(I guess rather than it being held… The fact that we now have the chocolate capital secured, it gives me peace of mind.)

(As soon as word got out, everyone started to get ready for Chocolat Fes.)

(So much happened during the SS that I didn’t have any time to think… And now it’s already less than a month until Chocolat Fes.)

(Us 2wink, too. We gotta start working towards the festival again.)

(…That day, we said we’d talk about our plans, then bring everything together, but we never made any progress.)

Some minutes later…

…Hmm, I see. So this is the most popular chocolate lineup of this year.

The illustrations on the packaging and container are so elaborate and cute. They might make good inspiration for costume and stage design.

Ooh, here’s an interview here with a pastry chef. “Thoughts on This Year’s Chocolates”…

… (reading carefully)

There are tons of sweets other than chocolates featured on sites like these…

Macaroons, candies, cookies… Now that I see it, chocolate-covered donuts are pretty Valentine’s Day-like too, aren’t they?

…Ugh. All these pics of sweet stuff is making the inside of my mouth all sweet.

Time to refresh with tea and rice crackers…

???: Yu~ta! ♪

Yuuta: , with tea and rice crackers…

Rinne: I was thinking to myself ‘bout how you’ve been letting your hair grow lately, but wow, it looks super long from the back!

Yuuta: …… (ignoring)

Rinne: Lookin’ at it, it’s even startin’ to reach your shoulders! Seriously, when did it grow long enough to be tied up?

Yuuta: …… (ignoring desperately)

Rinne: Hey, how’dja tie it up like that? Do ya just make a ring with some of your hair?

Yuuta: Oh my god, shut up!

Really, can you at least not touch my hair? I literally just tied it up all nice and neat!

Now, could you please not bother me while I’m trying to refresh myself? I’m going to enjoy my delicious tea and rice crackers, starting now!

Rinne: …I see the tea, but by delicious rice crackers, do ya mean those bright red things on the table?

Yuuta: I mean, yeah?

More and more shichimi[1] ‘til your tongue is tingly. The sting of this red hot rice cracker will have you addicted! ☆ Doesn’t it look good…♪

Rinne: Nope, just looks spicy.

Yuuta: And you’re not getting any, ‘kay…?

Rinne: Don’t want any.

Yuuta: Whaaat? Weren’t you the first to pounce on and eat up the snacks Sazanami-senpai brought to Asobi Club the other day?

Rinne: ‘Cuz Junjun’s snacks never miss! ♪ That assortment of mini pies he brought were delicious, right?

Yuuta: You’re right, he even made sure to pick them carefully so that it’d be easy for me to eat, since I’m normally no good with sweets. Those pies really were delicious—

…Nevermind that! Why are you here taking up my time, Senpai? If you don’t have anything to do, please go elsewhere.

Rinne: You were starin’ at your smartphone so I just wanted to say hi. And ‘cuz I was wonderin’ about your new hairstyle?

What’s gonna happen to your twin unit vibes if you look different than Hina?

Seriously, what made ya change your mind? I hear a lot about cuttin’ your hair after you get your heart broke, and when you’re growin’ it out, it’s for makin’ a wish—

Yuuta: No matter how many times you ask, I’m not telling you anything, Rinne-senpai.

…I have all sorts of reasons. That’s all I’ll say.

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A spicy Japanese blend of spices, lit. “seven flavors”.

#love letter #event #translation #yuuta aoi #rinne amagi

[solarsystementertainment]

Gown or Tux

Joey reveals something to the group

Joey was feeling a bit conflicted. They were super excited about finally debuting and they genuinely got along with the others. But they were having a problem with the others and they weren’t at all sure how to broach the topic with the group. One of the things they had an issue with was being called unnie by her dongsaengs. They honestly weren’t sure if they’d prefer to be called oppa or drop honorifics entirely, but they knew that the term unnie felt completely wrong. The term unnie also felt even more wrong when paired with their name. Joey unnie, and JJ unnie just made them feel weird.

Their name was another thing they were feeling conflicted about. The others didn't know that their legal name is Joanne. From the moment they were introduced to the others, they had introduced themselves as Joey or JJ. it's not that they didn't like their legal name. They just didn't like being called that name outside of family functions. One of the things they were happy about was the fact that none of the info about them online had their legal name written down. They had deactivated all their social media shortly before moving to Korea, so the only ones in Korea who knew their legal name was the company because they had to sign all the legal documents with their legal name.

Today the members of Venom-mal were filming an episode of Weekly Idol. Unknown to all five members (and SS Entertainment), the producers of the show had done some sleuthing on each of them to hopefully find some content to make the show more amusing. The game the members were playing was two truths and a lie, only the show's production chose the three statements, and the members weren't going to know what they were until they were said on air.

The statements for each member were as follows

Jihye:

Almost burned down her house five separate times

Is trained in fire eating

Burned her hair off by improperly using a curling iron (False)

Joey:

Legal name Joanne

Can fit entire fist in their mouth (False)

Is color blind

Haneul:

Is allergic to her own sweat

Is allergic to poison ivy (False)

Has a pet tarantula and cockroach at home

Daeun:

Can hold her breath for five minutes

Knows pi to 1,500 digits

Can solve complex math problems in her head (False)

Nari:

Has done tightrope walking (False)

Has severe acrophobia

Doesn’t know her right from her left

The four younger members were completely flabbergasted when they heard the statements for Jihye. Things got really loud and she was instantly banned from the kitchen when it turns out she did in fact almost burn her house down five times, three of which were kitchen related. Even though the curling iron statement was false, the members were now hesitant to let her near anything that can get hot enough to potentially set something on fire. Somehow, the producers got a hold of the proper equipment for fire eating and Jihye demonstrated it, much to the surprised horror of her dongsaengs.

When it came to Haneul’s statements, all the members assumed that the lie had to be being allergic to her own sweat, as everyone is allergic to poison ivy and they couldn’t wrap their heads around being allergic to one’s own sweat, much less while being an idol. When they found out that the leader is in fact allergic to her own sweat, they were then wondering how she managed to hide it so well during dance practice. Haneul kind of shrugged in response

The group had a harder time guessing the lie for Daeun’s statements. They felt that complex math equations one was too obvious, so the lie was likely Pi or breath holding. They ultimately decided on breath holding because Pi is a number that is used in math. They were then floored when she proceeded to hold her breath for five minutes, then reveal that she has issues with even the simplest of math equations. The hosts of the show then gave each member, except for Daeun, a sheet with the first two thousand digits of pi and they all followed along as Daeun effortlessly recited the first 1,500 digits from memory.

As for Nari, they all knew she couldn’t tell her right from her left, because it was always a problem during dance practice. It got to a point where they sometimes needed to write identifying markers on her hands so she could keep them straight. The other two statements were contradictory and there weren’t any bunk beds in their dorm, so none of them actually knew whether or not the maknae was afraid of heights. Jihye and Daeun guessed that she’s done tightrope walking, while Joey and Haneul guessed that she’s afraid of heights.

Nothing hugely interesting happened when it was revealed that the maknae is severely acrophobic. Although the hosts did try to get her to climb a step ladder, which didn’t go super well.

When it came to Joey’s statements, they all had their suspicions that Joey’s colorblind. Joey hadn’t said anything about it, but there were some instances where said something a little bit off in terms of color or shade. They all unanimously decided that the lie was Joey’s real name being Joanne.

Naturally, they were all a bit surprised when they heard that Joey's legal name is Joanne. They all started talking about how cute of a name it was. Daeun and Nari immediately began calling them Joanne unnie. Joey's response to this was essentially becoming quiet in their discomfort and withdrawing a bit so they weren't participating as much.

By the time filming ended. Joey was on the brink of tears. They weren’t sure how the producers of the show had found out their real name since no one in Korea knew what it was. Their parents had agreed that since they really didn’t like being called Joanne, they could call them by their Korean name Jimin. Joey still didn’t really like Jimin, but that was more due to how it sounded over not really identifying with the name. Even so, Joey still lets their family call them Joanne whenever they’re actually home.

They had completely withdrawn into themselves during the drive back to the dorm. The others were excitedly talking about how they thought filming went and how they thought Anti-venom were going to like it. Joey internally flinched every time they called her Joanne unnie. At one point, they put in their head phones just so that their group mates would stop trying to get their attention.

The group arrived back at the dorm and it was time to start making dinner. It was Daeun’s turn to cook and she was asking everyone what they wanted. She tapped Joey’s shoulder to get their attention since they were still wearing their head phones. “Joanne unnie, what do you want for dinner?” She asked. Joey just about broke then and there. They shrugged.

“I don’t really feel good right now. You can make whatever. I’m just going to go to my room now.” Joey took their shoes off and briskly walked to the room that they shared with Jihye. They unintentionally shut the door louder than they were intending, but they didn’t care. They just needed a moment alone. It was clear to them that they needed to talk to the others sooner rather than later. Otherwise, being in the group wasn’t going to work for them. Let alone living with them for a few years until they were allowed to move out of the dorms.

Joey was curled up on their bed when there was a knock on the door. Jihye entered quietly and sat next to Joey on the bed. After a moment Joey felt Jihye wipe her face with a tissue. They hadn’t realized that they had started crying.

“JJ, what’s wrong?” Jihye asked in English. Joey initially shrugged, but Jihye gave Joey a look that said she wasn’t going to take that as an answer. Joey sighed.

“If I’m going to talk about this, it probably needs to be with the entire group. But I don’t think I’m ready.”

Jihye nodded in understanding. “That’s fine. Guess what my brother told me.” Jihye abruptly changed the topic and Joey was grateful. “He and his childhood friend who debuted together started dating. And guess what else. One of the other members also has a boyfriend. I think his name is Wonjae?”

This was definitely news to Joey. Aside from Holland, They didn’t really know of any gay idols. Apparently Jihye had her brother and his boyfriend’s permission to talk about this. She even pulled up a text from him stating that they were thinking of going public with their relationship. Joey was also surprised to find out that Wonjae was openly gay. It’s just that nobody really knew because he hasn’t been active on his private social media for several years.

“Oh my brother also told me that one of his members recently came out to the group as genderfluid. He wouldn’t tell me who, which is fair, if he’s not ready for people outside the group to know, that’s his business. All he told me is that it was one of his dongsaengs. Apparently they even asked to occasionally be referred to as noona within the dorms.” This definitely piqued Joey’s interest. They were caught a little off guard at how nonchalantly Jihye was talking about her brother and some of his members like they it’s everyday news.

“I think I’m agender and I hate the name Joanne.” Joey said before a sob broke out of their body. Jihye didn’t say anything and just hugged Joey in response. They sat like that for several minutes before Haneul knocked on the door and announced that dinner was ready.

During dinner Haneul announced to the group that their manager had texted her earlier telling her what the new comeback was going to look like. Apparently they wanted all the girls to have long flowing hair and to be dressed in formal gowns. Joey visibly tensed and the others noticed. Jihye glanced at Joey and mouthed something in English and Joey nodded in return.

“After dinner we need to have a group meeting.” Was all Jihye said before continuing to eat. The rest of the meal was slightly awkward and definitely tense.

The group gathered in the living room after dinner and Joey was practically shaking with nerves. Jihye briefly pulled Joey aside for a private chat first before the group meeting started.

“Haneul unnie, can you please tell manager-nim that the concept for the next comeback isn’t going to work? Joey is extremely uncomfortable with the concept.” Haneul looked at both Joey and Jihye, not really sure how to respond.

“Is there a specific thing you’re not comfortable with? They haven’t even told us what else is going to be happening. They just told us what they wanted us to wear.”

Joey sighed. They had two options: come out to the others or retract the discomfort and deal with how they were going to look during the next comeback.

"I'm agender. I hate the name Joanne and the thought of having to have my hair longer than it already is and wearing a formal gown fills me with all kinds of dysphoria and makes me want to shave my head so they can't even give me extensions." Joey said this in one breath and was panting at the end.

Haneul nodded and grabbed her phone to text their manager. Nari raised her hand to ask a question.

"Um, are you still okay with us calling you unnie?" That was a good question. Joey shook their head.

I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't use honorifics with me at all. You probably shouldn't use honorifics with Jihye either. We can confuse everyone who is older that way." Jihye was quick to agree that the group just wouldn't use honorifics with the two oldest

Roughly an hour later, the manager texted Haneul back. Everyone was enjoying a movie when her phone rang. "The manager spoke with the CEO. He said we're doing the formal theme and your options are to wear a gown or a tux. Similarly you can either wear hair extensions or you can have your hair cut shorter."

That was not the reaction Joey had been expecting. "What exactly did you tell the manager? They asked, slightly worried that the manager now knew they were agender.

"I just told him that one of the members wasn't comfortable wearing a ball gown because they were worried they wouldn't be able to dance in it. I didn't give any names and this was their response." Joey sighed in relief.

"Can you please tell manager-nim that I'd like to go with short hair and a tux please?" Haneul nodded her head and sent the message. Later that night all the members posted to sns with emojis of the various LGBT flags.

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