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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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kwk lb: saif/sara ali khan

ugh these damn intros. i liked the varun/katrina ep better, where they brought karan out instead of this time waste of a meaningless ramble karan does in every damn ep.

yash johar sounds like a sweet dad tho.

….. all this talk of “royalty” and saif comes out looking like a right hobo.

gosh howwww does she look SO much like amrita? like, they cloned these damn kids, didn’t they? like straight up just CLONED them.

sara sounds like a smart kid.

lmao her little snort chuckles as saif tries to be diplomatic.

saif sounds like an exhausting man-child to deal with.

god this modern family question. pls we all already know that everyone is cool with it. why ainvayi trying to stir up drama?

“kareena aunty” lmao bitch just try

lol saif just staring into the distance as his child speaks with more maturity than he ever had at that age (or now.)

sara seems to have the same existential angst that i do.

lmaoooooooooooooo saif is just noping outta this soooo hard.

all these years and she’s never been shopping with kareena?

lolololol ofc kareena hated the museum.

ugh lord can we stop talking about their family situationnnnnnnnnnn. like either give us some juicy gossip about it or stop talking about this happy happy family narrative. honestly.

lmao “happy independence day” i love her i truly do

sara’s lol whut face at that ainvayi ka google home nonsense.

don’t lie sara you still have a boyfriend.

also what just one boyfriend long back? you have one right now (that AD of kedarnath) i can name two exes (harshvardhan, that politician’s grandson.) girl, this is the age of the internet; idk why ppl try and hide these things and make a fool of themselves.

yup; karan’s talking about that politician’s grandson, whose brother janhvi was/is/whatever-the-current-status-is dating.

sara is soooooo done with these two embarassing uncles.

*muttering* “not all of the values” omfg the sass

pft karan trying to make saif’s mostly fail “journey” look good

i’m just transfixedddddddd by how old the styling is making saif look. like why can you ppl just embrace the age you’re at, instead of trying soooooooo hard and ending up looking worse.

yeah how can someone who’s descended from royalty and has literally every single form of privilege in life feel bad about chote-mote failures here and there? you’d have to be a damn fool to.

lmao saif processing everything sara is saying.

“gym look is a visual delight” god karan you’re such a gross creeper honestly can you just fucken let women live and go to the gym jfc

i am sara, sara is me

what journey? ek movie na kiya hue hi she got a second in hand, what big struggle are these ppl talking about??????/

OMFG THIS TAIMUR NONSENSE. it really gets my goat how this whole fucking situation has gotten so fucking outta hand. in every single way all of this is fucking messed up. leave the poor baby alone.

oh. viral bhayani is much younger than i thought he was. i thought he was an old uncle.

lmaooooooooooo viral talking about cherishing the memory as if he’s one of taimur’s parents? saif’s face also reflecting the same; like bhai tu hai kaun??????

saif honestly looks confused and mad and like…. same.

KARAN SO HELP ME GOD LEAVE YOUR DAMN KIDS ALONE UGH SDLKFJSLKJFLSDK

i am sara, objecting to this “rate” garbage.

she looks sooooooo unconvinced and mad and like she has something to say but she’s holding her tongue.

lol mirma.

i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee karan and his body shaming bullshit. i really hate him.

ok fwding this coz i can’t tolerate such second-hand embarrassing nonsense.

can saif and karan literally just diaf for shaming her like this, thanx.

ugh saif is just sucha weirdo creep bringing up chubby chasers jfc i hate men so much.

finally time for rapid fire. pls god let sara win.

that ok google always sounds so doneeeee with karan every time he addresses “her”. even AI women are sick of his shit.

all of bollywood’s tharki buddhas are enamoured with alia these days huh?

oh ho, guessing saif doesn’t want a sanghi jamaai. aur drugs aur infidelity ki baatein aap na hi karo toh best hai.

“got cash? take her.” wonderful. not creepy at all.

gtfo with your intellectual elitism saif. OOTD naa jaankar tumhe kaunsa booker prize milna hai?

LMAOOOOOOO IT’S 2018 AND PPL ARE STILL SHITTING ON VIVEK OBEROI THE POOR THING

looks like all those rumours of saifeena being broke af are true afterall, with the amount saif is showing laalach for paisa.

ofc he’d rather be caught. majaal hai jo you get hurt but still keep your conscience clean. fuck.

sara is me. just incredulous at that answer.

all these ppl calling ranbir kapoor a charmer….. i just…… like have some standards man. ugh.

lmao what great work with imtiaz ali?????? love aaj kal was terrible. only the bits in the past were slightly tolerable. ainvayi, just coz he might be doing imtiaz’s next. also aren’t sara/karthik doing something with imtiaz too? is that the same thing?

MAN YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? AN AKSHAY/SAIF MOVIE AGAIN. LIKE THEY PAIRED OFF SO WELL IN THE 90S AND I WANT SOME MORE BROTP SHIT FROM THEM. (not crap like tashan tho.)

note to self - watch main khiladi tu anari again.

kareena’s gonna kill him for not saying she was the hottest.

go sara go. win this shit!

poor sara and her traumatic childhood thanks to her parents’ awful movies.

really? varun dhawan? over everyone else?

i mean i guessss….. he’s got a near-100% success rate. but there’s so many better ACTORS.

“DON’T SAY THAT ABBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!” lmao she’s superstitious i think. after all the hassle she went through.

man is everyone chaaatofying alia’s coz this is karan’s show or what? anushka is way more look-up worthy than her. she’s from a non film background, she acts well, does a good balance of movies and produces interesting stuff. like….. honestly.

WHY DO ALL THESE GIRLS WANNA MARRY RANBIR’S DUMB ASSS I REALLY DON’T GET IT LIKE HAVE SOME STANDARDS. HAVE ANY STANDARDS.

lol i like her tinder bios.

pft kartik aryan is such a chooza. sara pls, you seem smart and sorted, aim higher pls. at least for like vicky kaushal and all.

SAIF IS ACTING LIKE A RIGHT DALAL WITH THIS MONEY GARBAGE. HE NEEDS TO STOP.

oh boy what is on your phone girl.

ranveer ranveer blah blah blah……

sara deserved to win.

ouff this game is boring yaaaar.

LMAO SALIM? WHO SALIM?

sara lost quicker than i thought she would on the ivy league Q.

how does kunal come under pataudi family? kuch bhi.

lmao oh sara. manikarnika is the jhansi ki rani.

LMAO SALIM IS BITTOO

SAIF AND SOHA????????? ARJUN JANHVI??????? SHAHID ISHAAN???????? SALMAN AND HIS BROTHERS? COME TF ONNNNNNNN SARAAAAA.

lolllllllllllllllll sara is so petty in her victory i love her.

why do they always keep the cup at that one spot???

why does arjun kapoor look sunburnt? like its that unnatural brown-pink colour that srk was for a lot of years.

#koffee with karan #kwk lbs #episode liveblogs

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ahollandy · 6 years

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Beach date with Tom

The day would start off with definitely over packing the essentials.

I mean, two of you going to the beach surely wouldn't require 4 beach towels, 2 tubes of sun lotion, 5 bottles of water, 2 bluetooth speakers, a beach umbrella, and a mountain of snacks

But nevertheless here you are

Tom had packed it all

and he was so proud of himself

“Alright babe I think we’ve got everything!”

And you turn the corner to see the pile that he had collected.

“Uh..... Good job”

Lets be real, Tom would insist on carrying absolutely everything, being the gentleman he is.

And also would refuse to make a second trip

Meaning he looked like a damn pack horse lugging everything on his arms and hands.

Lets not deny here that his arms would look hella good carrying all that junk. Flexed biceps are my weakness

But somehow with only dropping minimal things, everything was packed and ready for your adventure.

As soon as the two of you got to the beach, instantly sand was thrown and tossed everywhere just from walking through it

And trying to lay down towels flat was a mission and a half

Lets not forget the struggle that was sticking the beach umbrella into the sand study enough so it would stay upright

only for the wind to pick up 5 minutes later and blow it away again

Honestly watching Tom chase down a beach umbrella as it tumbled across the sand was an amusing sight to see.

Because even though the dude is athletic af, he still manages to trip over his own feet

Once everything was set up though, and you were well invested into your favourite book, Tom would think its the perfect time to annoy you

Cold hands digging into your sides, the tickle you made you jolt and wriggle in an attempt to get away

And he would stop.... only to pick you up with ease, and throw you over his shoulder

He would then run as fast as he could to the water while you continued to kick and scream as he carried you

He would without a doubt throw you into the water, playfully tossing you from over his shoulder and into the ocean

But afterwards he would be all “sorry babe, but I couldn't resist, you just looked too hot out there” accompanied with a wink

But then he’d hug you and really ask if you were okay

and you’d splash his with water and push him over

and he’d get pushed around by a wave that came at the perfect time while you doubled over in laughter

this would continue for a while, chasing after each other and splashing water, making a lot of noise from squealing and laughing

But you wouldn't care about the other people looking at you because you were having a damn good time

Tom would get sunburnt for sure

He would be so worried about putting sun lotion on you that he forgot about himself

Literally every 10 minutes, “do you want me to put lotion on your back love?”, and you’d comply, but you knew it was because Tom was worried about you

and also he wanted to put his hands all over you to show off in front of everyone at the beach that you were with him.

You were okay with it because it also meant that everyone knew that he was yours

He’d wince at the feeling of you spreading aloe gel on his shoulders

But he’d sit in front of you nevertheless because you assured him it would help

And you didn't mind helping him because you wouldn't want to rub their hands all over Tom’s shirtless back and shoulders and arms and chest and torso help me

It’d be an early night to bed for the two of you because being in the sun all day really drains him and gosh this is just such a mood how much do I have to pay for this to happen

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