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Covered in Bees
Author: ScarlettStorm
Length: Oneshot, 8k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, Beekeeper AU, Crack
Summary:
“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?
“I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”
Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.
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Any and all fics where Neil can’t tell the twins apart? I know there was fic where he thought Aaron was Andrew, asked him yes or no and Aaron had said yes (meaning more like yes?) so neil kissed him.
I know the one you’re talking about and it’s bloody hilarious. I couldn’t find any others tho, sad times.-Remy
twice as far by modernpatroclus (G | 858 | 1/1)
What do you think would happen if Neil accidentally kissed Aaron instead of Andrew?
In which everyone hates Neil.
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Identity Mad
Author: killedmyhopes
Word Count: 11,307
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Summary: Ryan takes the wrong pills for his insomnia and wakes up in an interesting spot. (Crack-fic)
#ryden fanfic#rating:nc17#length:10k25k#genre:canon#theme:postsplit#theme:crack#author:killedmyhopes#bottom:ryan
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This Is The Way
Author: musicmillennia
Length: Oneshot, 1.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: G
Genre: Modern AU, Social Media AU (memes?? kinda??) Friends to Lovers, Crack
Summary:
Five memes Lan Zhan sends Wei Ying to try and woo him and one time it actually gets through.
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Wen Ruohan's Favorite Live Reality Television Show
Author: tinitin
Length: Oneshot, 5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Canon Divergence, Crack
Summary:
“Then the Wen Sect will prepare it!”
Wei Wuxian couldn’t comprehend how grabbing the Lan Sect’s ribbon could escalate to marriage. Wei Wuxian had to wonder whose marriage it would be. “Who’ll be the lucky bride and groom, Sect Leader Wen?”
“Why, you and Lan Wangji of course.”
In other words, Wen Ruohan's bored, so what could be better than planning out a cut-sleeve wedding in the middle of the archery competition?
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Wei Wuxian’s Very Hot Very Not His Wife Secretary
Author: silverclaw
Length: 2 Chapters, 6.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, Office AU, Crack
Summary:
“Hey, did you see the CEO’s new secretary yet?”
“I did, he’s hot. I think at least four people dropped their morning coffee when he passed by my department. It was great!”
“Everyone knows that. The question is who has the hots for the hot secretary.”
“Who else but the one he works closest to?”
“You can’t be serious. Senior Wei just got married four months ago!”
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The Fault in Our Stars
Author: Vamillepudding
Length: 2 Chapters, 18k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, Coffee Shop AU, Celebrity AU, Crack
Summary:
Oscar darling and GQ's Hottest Buns 2017-20 Wei Wuxian doesn't want to get held up in the coffee line and pays for the guy in front of him. When it turns out that it's the only person in Beijing who doesn't recognise him, Wei Wuxian couldn't be more delighted.
When he accidentally leaves his wallet at home, Lan Wangji, the only classical musician and composer who could actually boast of being famous on a global scale, is ready for the most embarrassing moment of his life. When the man behind him pays for him, he's ready to refuse any and all advances. Until it turns out that he doesn't know who Lan Wangji is.
Or: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are famous. They don't realise this about each other. Cue Lan Wangji desperately trying to be Wei Wuxian's sugar daddy while Wei Wuxian worries that Lan Wangji won't be able to make rent this month.
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Plastic is Forever
Author: Suspicious_Popsicle
Length: Oneshot, 5.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: G
Genre: Modern AU, Social Media AU, Fluff, Crack, Friends to Lovers
Summary:
Lan WangJi had a twitter account because Wei WuXian had insisted that he make one. He wasn't good at it, and didn't even particularly like it. He followed a total of three people that he knew in real life: Wei WuXian, Lan XiChen, and Jiang YanLi (the latter mostly because Wei WuXian openly adored her, and she sometimes posted recipes and family photos which Lan WangJi hoarded greedily in the wishful section of his mind filled with Wei Ying and domesticity and Someday).
There was a notification showing that he had a new direct message.
Hm.
It was from his brother.
It said: Congratulations, WangJi ^_^
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick
Author: Hades_the_Blingking
Length: 8 Chapters, 17k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Doctor AU, Crack, Strangers to Lovers
Summary:
Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
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Note: For the most part, I try to keep things not too explicit on this blog, ie. censoring the F word and whatnot, but there’s really no good way to censor this one, so enjoy!
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Come a Little Closer, Then You'll See
Author: panicking
Length: Oneshot, 6k Words (Completed)
Rating: G
Genre: Modern AU, Teacher AU, Crack
Summary:
“Oh,” said Lan Jingyi, with the self-assured air of someone who has pieced together two pieces of information without any real connection between the two, “it’s probably for his husband.”
Lan Sizhui stared at him for a minute. “Sorry?”
In which Professor Wei Wuxian has a mystery husband, to the bewilderment of his students.
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Bodega Love
Author: cicer
Length: 2 Chapters, 11k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Crack, Text Fic, Modern AU
Summary:
Wei Wuxian meets his soulmate when they reach for the same bunch of daffodils at the local bodega. Too bad he immediately puts his foot in his mouth. How can he repair the damage and convince this beautiful man to date him?
Let the group text conversation begin!
(for the 50 Meetcutes meme - You reach for the same bouquet in a flower shop)
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how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat)
Author: bwyn, Yuisaki
Length: Oneshot, 54.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Angst, Crack, Modern AU, Online Dating AU, Celebrity AU
Summary:
A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no d*ck pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the f*cking bag.
Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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An Accidental Union
Author: IntergalacticLoser
Length: 22 Chapters, 40k Words (Ongoing)
Rating: M
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Cannon AU
Summary:
Lan Wangji walks into Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, and Nie Huaisang during a night of heavy drinking in the Cloud Recesses. Wei Wuxian follows Lan Wangji in attempts to prevent him from reporting them, but things quickly get out of hand.
Wangji jerked his head up to look Wei Wuxian in the eye, grabbing his wrist in one fluid motion. “I will have this union annulled.”
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r/relationships
Author: vespertineflora
Length: Oneshot, 8.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Friends to Lovers, Crack
Summary:
Lan Zhan has been in love with his best friend for nearly a decade and despite his attempts, has never managed to confess. Now that Wei Ying's lease is almost up, there's a chance he'll be moving in with him soon, and Lan Zhan isn't sure that's something he'll survive... The impending stress leads to a drink, which in turn leads to a desperate Reddit post that goes viral and attracts attention and advice from... well, none other than Wei Ying, resulting in a series of failed attempts at getting Wei Ying to realize just how Lan Zhan feels about him.
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A Cherry on Top
Author: Kassette
Length: 9 Chapters, 43.5k Words (Ongoing)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Crack, Fake Dating AU, Modern AU
Summary:
After a few small sips of the lightly carbonated sangria, Lan Zhan was gone. He does not remember exactly what happened, but his laptop history claims he watched a downright concerning number of bunny videos and made a series of embarrassing, misspelled google searches.
It appears that one of them, “HO@W TO SUMMON SEXY GHOST BOYGRIENDF WIKIHOW WITH PICS/” led to some fruitful results, one of which was the craigslist tab kept open on his browser before he passed out. He scrolls down, taking in its content.
Modern MDZS AU where a frustrated Lan Zhan hires Wei Wuxian off of craigslist to pretend to be his boyfriend in order to stop his uncle’s matchmaking attempts. Turns out, it’s mutually beneficial.
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