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thesiriusmoon · 10 months
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Headcanon that one time all the agents of the BAU were hitting the Griddy and when Morgan asked Reid to do it he hit Gideon because he thought it was a new nickname for him
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thesiriusmoon · 10 months
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Criminal minds agents on a rollercoaster
Spencer: wheeee! Waving his arms in the air like a little kid
Emily: is doing the EXACT same beside him
JJ: gripping the handle bars and squeezing her eyes shut while screaming
Penelope: wide eyes shrieking and holding onto Derek’s arm cutting off his blood circulation, and is trying to take selfies
Derek: trying to keep a straight face but is holding onto the side of the cart for dear life while Penelope has his other side
Hotch: 😑 sitting next to JJ and wincing from her screaming
Rossi: sitting at the back with his arms in the air
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thesiriusmoon · 10 months
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Thesiriusmoon Masterlist!
At the moment I’m having a little difficulty with the tags, please let me know if some are blank because as I’ve been tagging some of my work isn’t showing up :(
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Random:
#thesiriusmoon requests (all fics that have been requested)
Criminal Minds:
#Thesiriusmoon Bonnie CM (I recommend filtering this to ‘most recent’ so you can keep up with the plot!)
#thesiriusmoon talks CM
#thesiriusmoon writes cm
#thesiriusmoon Hotch needs a hug
#thesiriusmoon Spencer Reid collection
#thesiriusmoon Morgan collection
#thesiriusmoon Hotch collection
#thesiriusmoon JJ collection
#thesiriusmoon Emily collection
#thesiriusmoon Penelope collection
#thesiriusmoon hotchreid collection (not a ship)
#thesiriusmoon cm headcanons
#thesiriusmoon CM fun (collages/memes/incorrect quotes)
#thesiriusmoon moreid collection
The marauders:
#thesiriusmoon talks marauders
#thesiriusmoon writes marauders
#thesiriusmoon marauders fun
#thesiriusmoon marauder headcanons
#thesiriusmoon marauder blurbs
#thesiriusmoon Regulus black love
IT (Stephen King):
#thesiriusmoon talks IT
#thesiriusmoon writes it
#thesiriusmoon IT headcanons
Other:
#thesiriusmoon loves new girl
#thesiriusmoon talks Hannibal
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thesiriusmoon · 3 years
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I headcanon that whenever a member of the team is upset/feeling down about something, Hotch discretely puts a gift on their desk to cheer them up and have them smile. He does this after cases, and just in general.
Now before you mention Penelope- she does it too but isn’t subtle about it, which is the difference I’m trying to make. Penelope would either leave a note, or the team would just know it’s from her because it’s pink, glittery, or both.
Hotch makes sure no one knows it’s him, which I think makes it more heartwarming?? Like imagine getting a little gift that makes you smile after you’ve been feeling really down and keeping it all to yourself as to not bother anyone. It would make you think that even though you didn’t tell anyone, someone was looking out for you and noticed because they CARE! HOTCH CARES. Which would make the person feel comforted in what they’re going through, and that they’re important seeing as someone went out of their way to make them feel better 🥺
Things he’s given the team:
Penelope: a pink teddy bear wearing a candy necklace
Spencer: a sudoku book that was Star Wars themed with a lightsaber pen
Derek: a little bobble head of an American football player wearing a tutu
Jennifer: a funny little card with a dolphin wearing glasses that had a pun inside (written by himself) “what did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? I didn’t do it on porpoise!”
Emily: a portal mirror that has the words “hot bitch” written on the glass so whenever she used it she felt confident
Rossi: a full packet of spaghetti which Hotch kept giggling about until Rossi found it. He also got him a finger puppet of a hand sticking up the middle finger, which Rossi uses to double flip people off by putting it on his own middle finger
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thesiriusmoon · 3 years
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My Spencer Reid headcanons!
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He counts every step he goes up or down in his head, not for any reason
He loves photography and carries a camera around with him at all times so he can snap pictures of things he likes the look of when he’s out
He loves the sound of rain hitting off a window and the feeling you get when you’re inside with a storm outside
His favourite colour is yellow because it reminds him of happiness
The first time someone called him doctor he cried at home
He has a fear of needles
He keeps a letter that his mother wrote him in his wallet at all times, and a picture of her
Hotch was the only person who didn’t point out that he rambles a lot the first time they met, and instead listened to what Spencer had to say. Sure Spencer has to get cut off sometimes but that’s only when lives are at stake, otherwise Hotch will sit and listen
Unlike in some CM episodes, Spencer would never engage in sexual intimacy such as kissing someone he’s just met. I say sexual because kissing a parent or friend is very different from that
Spencer is asexual and biromantic. He simply just doesn’t think about sex, he doesn’t think it’s important nor has urges to have it. Growing up he would have been confused as to why he didn’t feel what others felt, as he watched his much older classmates engage with each other. So once he was their age, he wondered what was wrong with him. With the help of Penelope, he came to the conclusion that he’s asexual. Though if Spencer were to date someone, and truly feel comfortable and that he connected well with them, he could have sex, but keep in mind that he doesn’t exactly feel sexual attraction. What he would feel would be romantic attraction
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He loves the sound of the piano and can play it well
He thinks mint chocolate ice cream is disgusting
He draws circles in his left palm with his right index finger when he’s nervous, feeling overwhelmed, or upset, it’s always soothed him
He has a brown bear teddy named Berry because “you are what you eat”, which was the joke he told himself when naming her
He confides in Berry when he doesn’t have the confidence to tell a real person whats bothering him
He has autism (this is already kind of confirmed but still)
He knows sign language for when he goes non verbal
He prefers cats over dogs because cats feel soft, don’t need walks, and are great cuddlers
He’s not very great at taking care of plants, which sucks because he loves nature and wants to have flowers and things all over his living space but knows he’d be useless keeping them alive
He has a journal that he writes in every night about how his day went, it’s somewhere he can clearly get his thoughts and feeling out without struggling
He secretly admires Derek in the same way a little brother would look up to his older brother
He tried to kick a door down once and almost broke his foot
He’s got bad abandonment issues, specifically with Derek
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He sees Jennifer as a best friend only, and loves her very much
He normally doesn’t like film adaptions of books, because nothing can ever beat the books
Sweaters and cardigans are his favourite things to wear because of how soft they are
An older girl in school once made fun of his glasses, ever since he’s been insecure to wear them, but after meeting Penelope he began to love them
Spencer enjoys eating lunch with Penelope in her room
He doesn’t like the dark, but in his home he will only sleep in pure darkness which is strange
It was Rossi who Spencer went to when wanting to finally get rid of his dilaudid
Spencer loved/loves Sesame Street, Elmo being his favourite, he’s thinks it’s a great show to teach kids with, and puts it on whenever he’s with Henry
He loves to doodle
He doesn’t hug often, but when he does it’s because he’s overcome with joy, deeply upset, relieved etc, and it’s normally Derek or Jennifer he lands into the arms of.
Jennifer took Spencer to his first ever cinema movie
He moves around A LOT when he’s trying to get to sleep, and ends up tangled in his duvet, but once he’s asleep he doesn’t move a muscle
He absolutely hates the cold which is why he began knitting scarfs, which turned into him knitting gloves and hats too which he gifts the other team members for Christmas
But loves how snow looks and sounds when he walks on
He truly thought of Gideon as a substitute father and it took him forever to accept that he was gone
He leaned a lot on Hotch once Gideon left
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He prefers his hair long rather than short
He lets Penelope braid his hair and insert clips and coloured beads to it
He didn’t know how to tie a tie until Derek showed him
He folds his socks
He enjoys wearing mismatched socks unless for some reason he has to match like a professional meeting where your socks have to be the same :’)
When Spencer came out to Derek as biromantic Derek laughed then came out as bisexual/romantic
Spencer and Henry play dress up whenever he’s looking after him
Spencer loves kids, but is afraid to have his own biological incase they have mental health issues
When himself and Hotch were with Chester he seriously thought he was going to die, but also realised just how brave Hotch is, which was slightly intimidating honestly. After they escaped Spencer cried from not only relief but because he kept his fear bottled up and it had to come out somehow
He has a sweet tooth, chocolate being one of his favourite things to eat
His favourite take-out food is Indian, and orders it to his home if he’s had a rough day to make himself feel better
He’s very ticklish, and Emily takes fun in scratching her nails behind his neck unexpectedly to watch him jump
He kept all his childhood books, the ones that have bright pictures and only have a sentence a page because for one, he wants to hold onto the innocence it gives, and two, so he can read them to Henry
Despite being highly intelligent, he struggled a lot when trying to ride a bike because he wasn’t exactly good at physical things
Maths was his favourite subject in school
He’s very jumpy when watching horror movies
His favourite month is October because he loves Autumn. He loves Halloween and loves how everything changes to fit it like decorating the FBI building to be a little spooky, and of course the changing of the leaves which he can take pictures of
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For a long time he felt like an outsider in the B.A.U because he’s only ever been called ‘weird’ and thought that they wouldn’t like him. That ofc was until he met Penelope Garcia who was wearing a hot pink outfit along with a bright and sparkly bow on her head, matching heels, and the same colour of glasses
When he was 7 he had a friend called Christopher, who ditched him to hang out with the people who made fun of him, from then on until he met his now friend Ethan he thought he was completely unlikable.
Him and Penelope go to Comic-Con every year
Him and Emily take control of decorating the B.A.U for holidays like Christmas and Easter
Spencer secretly gifted Hotch a ‘#1 dad’ coffee mug and Rossi a ‘#1 Grampa’ one, neither of them have a clue who sent them to this day
If he were ever to become a father, his child would come before absolutely everything even more so than the average parent because he knows what it feels like to be neglected
He writes his own children’s books
He can sing very well
He’s not a drinker
He secretly likes being called ‘pretty boy’, and it makes him blush because he flusters easily
He has countless of bookmarks, all different colours and patterns. Some he made himself, some her bought
He doesn’t like audiobooks because he likes to read the books himself, and he doesn’t like having an unfamiliar voice in his head
He can’t cook anything fancy, only things that will simply help him live
He fits right into the B.A.U like a jigsaw piece, without him, there would be a huge part of them missing
He’s not only ‘the brains’, he’s Spencer Reid. An intelligent man who can spot problems instantly, read between the lines, and support his teammates when going out in the field because he’s amazing at his job
When he laughs, a fairy is born :’) he’s just that cute
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thesiriusmoon · 3 years
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My Aaron Hotchner headcanons!
+ feel free to comment/reblog with your own!
Slight tw for mentions of abuse
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He’s left handed
He’s always wanted kids, and had a list of baby names for if it ever happened
He has over 100 ties
He’s a feminist
He’s never been afraid of asserting authority over police officers or other agents when they disrespect a member of his team for their gender, race, sexuality, or ASN
He thoroughly enjoys Spongebob Squarepants
There are 4 years between him and Sean
He was put into the foster home of William and Maria Hotchner along with Sean and finally separated from his abusive parents, he was 10
The second he met William he latched onto him and swore to never let go. William is his top role model above everyone in the world
William gave him the nickname “Bean/beanie” because when they first met Aaron was wearing a beanie hat
Maria taught him how to knit and crotchet as a way to let stress out and keep his mind busy for hours
He still knits/crotchets to this day and that means Jack has a closest full of different scarfs, hats, gloves, socks, cardigans etc.
When he was younger he loved playing pretend to escape his reality
He doesn’t label his sexuality because he doesn’t care about gender
His childhood toy was a white bear with a missing leg who he keeps in his closet for memories sake as it reminds him of his parents
He always knew he wanted to work in law enforcement to do justice to those like his biological parents, and took inspiration from William seeing as he’s a lawyer
He’s a Taylor Swift fan
He struggles to use a photo copier and normally asks Penelope to do it for him so he doesn’t break it
In his office has lots of pictures of his parents and Sean, and Haley and Jack to remind him why he does what he does
He’s a very good bass guitar player
More under the cut!
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He prefers winter over summer because he likes to build snowmen with Jack, drink hot chocolate, and watch Christmas movies even after December time
He’s an avid fan of Broadway and theatre shows but keeps it a secret that only Jessica, Haley, and Penelope knew
He owns marvel themed boxers that Spencer bought him for a laugh
He loves to read mystery novels and use his profiling in attempt to identify who the murderer is
He’s great at preparing Christmas dinner and never let Haley do a thing and instead relax with Jack
He knows the trick on how to always win the bigger end of the Christmas cracker but always let Jack win, and would tell him how he’s so much stronger than him
He once bought Jack a toy car he could actually drive in and he put a hole in the wall, so it was strictly only allowed to be driven outside.
Jack put a hole in the fence
So he had two thing to fix
He brings Jack a souvenir back from wherever he’s been on a case such as key rings, snow globes, or a T-shirt
After overwhelming cases he cuddles with Jack which makes him feel better
The only true love he’s ever felt romantically has been for Haley. He just really liked Beth
He loves hosting parties and get togethers for Jack and his friends where he orders them food and let’s them play videos games until late
He often gets invited to Rossi’s where the two of them have bake offs, or Rossi is teaching him how to make a new meal, or just for a drink
He cares deeply for his team and knows what sets them off and how to calm them down and make them comfortable if they become stressed, upset, or have a panic attack or when Reid has a meltdown
He has a bag of sensory toys for Spencer in his office in case Spencer loses his or forgets to bring his on the plane
His office is also an open safe place for Spencer to go when he’s overwhelmed, and if he needs time Hotch will turn off the lights and use his desk lamp to do his work while Spencer does his thing
He subtly leaves little gifts on the teams desks to cheer them up after a hard case or if they’re just having a hard time in general, post for this hc
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He worries a lot that the team don’t like him because of his *strict* look, but he’s only like that because he fears making mistakes and won’t relax until he knows everything has gone right
He felt very touched and relieved when Penelope bought him a pink thank you card along with little marshmallows and chocolate ‘just because’
The real reason being that Penelope can spot from miles away when someone is worrying and/or sad and wanted him to know she appreciated and cared for him
His first day as unit chief he didn’t sleep because he was so nervous
His favourite colour is light blue
He’s quick on the defence because he won’t ever let someone tear his self worth down or anyone else’s in the BAU, such as when Strauss questioned his teams ability
His mother once allowed him to dye a streak of his hair pink when he was in high school
He was a bit of a popular guy in school and the soccer captain who fell in love with the nerdy girl who played the violin. He was a super chilled guy who bought his girlfriend flowers and let her braid flowers in his hair.
He was the type of guy who would laugh loudly and help people who were stuck on their work because he knew all the answers, he never made fun of anyone. In group projects he always made sure the quiet kids were included and heard.
He and Haley only got together in their very last year, before that Hotch had flirted with and liked only a handful of guys and girls, Haley was the first person he ever wanted to date
He’s such a geek. He loves Star Wars, marvel, and lord of the rings with great passion and will talk for hours about them if you let him
He wanted to be Indiana Jones when he was younger and always dressed up as him for Halloween
Derek once said “calm your sweet cheeks” to a stressed out Hotch, and Hotch couldn’t talk to him for a week
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He was stung by a wasp once and ever since he’s been scared of them
Him and Sean loved racing each other in their garden from one end to the other, Aaron always won
He doesn’t like the texture of strawberries, but he’ll eat them on cheesecake
Despite not liking actual strawberries, his favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry as long as there isn’t actual strawberry in it
He’s an ABBA fan and has their records. He told everyone they were Haley’s and she just went along with it because she too loved them
He likes cats and dogs equally. Dogs because they move around more and like going on walks, are great comforters, and their ears are cute. Cats because they’re cute when they sleep, they always find themselves in silly places like in cardboard boxes or the high shelf that has nothing around it, and how excited they get when you dangle a piece of string over their head
He had a border collie dog when he was younger that supported both him with panic attacks and anxiety, his name was Dennis and he wore a red collar. When Dennis passed away he kept his collar and still has it because he helped him through a lot.
He also had goldfish named Mary, Bennie, and Travis.
He prefers to write things out in a diary such as dates of meetings, birthdays, or just notes on paper rather than using a phone
He’s not the greatest dancer, Haley took the lead at their wedding
He has a secret tattoo of a Sparrow with the letter J beside it for Jack on his left shoulder blade
When he was younger he had platinum blond hair, but once he got older it darkened. This made him look a lot like Jack.
He has a photo album for Jack that has pictures of him and Haley as teenagers, on dates, random Sunday mornings, Haley’s pregnancy, and of course many pictures of them both with Jack
His right ear used to be pierced but after joining law enforcement he stopped wearing it to appear professional and the hole closed up, Derek always tells him to get it pierced again
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He wears expensive colognes that smell like dark evenings, and have a irresistible musk that leaves people flattered without him even doing anything
Had a crush on Derek for a while but it faded, he just thought he was attractive (but then as a couples so cute)
He has a drawing done by Jack of him, Jack, and Haley riding a dinosaurs in his wallet at all times, as well as a regular picture of Jack
He loves to spoil Jack
He does Jack’s hair in the morning
He has a stash of treats in his office that no one knows about
He’s always been a curious child, so when he found a black and white cat looking thing he couldn’t help but check it out. Which is how he ended up getting sprayed by a skunk
He truly believes in aliens and will tell you every single reason why if you want him to
He’s actually pretty good at eating spicy food
He won’t eat anything minty because: “it’s like I’m eating toothpaste”
He loves museums and takes Jack to teach him about history
The BAU call Jack “Little Hotch”
He rubs circles on his index finger with his thumb when he’s thinking or nervous
He’s fluent in American Sign Language and has been since he was a teenager
He has a skin care routine
He has the fear of having someone he loves hurt, stemming from him protecting Sean from their bio parents
He always made sure that Sean was never hurt, he took it all himself
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Himself, William, and Dennis would sit at their patio window together under a big blanket when storms occurred, which helped Aaron’s fear of them.
He loved teaching Dennis tricks and taking him on walks/jogs/runs
Every Saturday morning Maria would make her sons pancakes for breakfast, and Aaron does the same for Jack now
Maria would read bedtime stories to both Aaron and Sean to help sooth their minds before bed
Him and Sean also liked to play with Maria’s makeup, so she bought them face painting sets and kids makeup so they could dress up without ruining her things
Every Easter holiday, Aaron and Sean would challenge each other on who could find the most chocolate eggs hidden around their house by their parents
William built Aaron and Sean a treehouse which they called “The Hotch”
Him and Sean sat in the treehouse reading comic books or play neighbourhood watch and assume what everyone who passed by was doing
Growing up in his abusive home he wished every night that somebody would pick him up and run away with him
In his house with his parents he would get a hug goodnight and he’d fall asleep wishing no one would ever take what he had away.
He was adopted age 13 by William and Maria because they wanted him to be sure that he wanted to stay with them, and of course he did! I also read that the child can consent adoption after living with their carers for at least 2 years.
He loved going to baseball games with his dad and Sean and has hats as memories
William and Maria had given Aaron his first taste of sugar, and he ate so much he ended up passing out after running around the house
He had puppets that he used to talk to when he had a problem, and he also used them to put shows on for Sean and Dennis
For a short while Aaron was a bit afraid of Dennis because he thought he’d bite him, but started to ease up the first time he had an anxiety attack and Dennis ran straight to his side.
Dennis always slept on the floor beside Aaron’s bed, or sometimes on the bed. Sometimes during the night is aaron had a nightmare, Dennis would wake up and quietly join him, calming him down while he still slept.
Regularly calls his parents and has them also talk to Jack if he’s awake
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thesiriusmoon · 3 years
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I love submissive Hotch so much.
Like he’s obviously authoritative at work because he has to be and he’s in charge, which makes it all the better when he turns into the biggest baby boy.
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thesiriusmoon · 3 years
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I feel like if I were an agent in criminal minds and someone was being really misogynistic or something to me on a case that Hotch would either throw hands or intimated the dude while using blatant sarcasm and put the guy down so bad that he crumbles into ashes
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