#they wanna hold hands so fucking bad

[catcze]

The wildest thing I can tell u today is that I came to the realization that prior to Wrio, parent AUs and the whole ‘getting married having kids’ kind of thing was not rlly my flavor. But now? My god I would honestly give this guy a beautiful wedding and a whole battalion of kids if it made him happy.

#「 🐈‍⬛ 」 strawberry.milk #no joke. I;;; was not rlly one for the concept of getting married. both irl and in my fics lmao #hence why it was never rlly a popular theme in the old stuff I wrote ?? #but GODDAMN I wanna marry Wrio so bad and see him hold up a kid and smile like what the fuck #this guy has thrown me into my domestic house wife era WHAT THE FUCKKKK #there’s just SOMETHING about this guy that activates my mom / housewife instincts I cannot explain it to you for the life of me #head in hands I want his ring on my finger right this fucking second

[angelbambisworld]

I'm gonna touch him

#this is a threat btw #kiss #kiss band #gene simmons #kissblr #kiss army #pookie bear #celebrity crush #rock and roll #god i want him so bad #just quirky things #i need to fuck that old man nasty style #bitch ass old man i want you #genes number one nastiest fangirl #shannon if u see this im sorry #no im not #yes i am #god i need him #i wanna hold hands with him

[bangcakes]

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#personal #ladies... its lovesickness on the menu again tn NDNNDNDNDMDMDNDMDMDMDM #god help me #i made it like 29 years without this. why now NFNDNDNNDNDNDNDMD #like ok im happy to be experiencing this in the sense that like... now ik what it feels like to really like someone #but man oh man is it... A Lot #and like maybe its this intense at any age. but idk..... it feels like So Much..... #and im freaking out bc i talk to my mom about it ok. and shes like oh ya that reminds me of how i felt with ur dad in the beginning n im #just... like ... o #bc my parents were like friends first and are like in Love love and have a v happy marriage so im just #the... Potential of having that n like oh god idk. i just dont know its all too much...... #and im also like what if its all in my head. but then again like why is he waiting around for me n messaging me out of the blue. #i also caught him staring at me n looking away after i caught him. i just..... idk like i wanna Believe so bad but im so scared too........ #im all over the place JDJDDMDMDMDMDMDMDNJDND #but i also am just..... i'll be patient .... bc rushing is no good #like idk. i feel like things have been Moving. and its not super fast but its a pace i can handle #bc ok say i Do ask him out or he asks me.... then oh fuck. then all the Scary things happen. like ok not scary #i dint think itd be scary with him #but idk.... physical... things. would start happening n like. id l9ve to hold his hand n like k___ him ok OK. but at the same time i just.. #idk !!!!!!! im v shy !!!!!@@@@@ and ya. ....... idk 😭😭😭 #like i like him so much that i think id want him to .... i just .. ya idk. #getting kind of ahead of myself here but what else is new

[zionanelequaso]

fffffffffffffffffffuUUUUUUUUUUUCKJJJJKKDKDJDJDJFJFJJFHFHHHJJJJMMKJKKKJJK WHY DID THE EARTH HAVE TO CREATE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAN…WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE

#zio bleps #crush posting #I WANNA HOLD HIS HAND #IAHHAHAHUWUWHHAHA #FUCK #ADAM HELP ME IM GOING INSANE #ACRUALLY NO DONT DO THAT #IT WONT GELP #IM TWEAKING SO BAD #HELP

[arsenicflame1]

listen, while i absolutely LOVE Izzy fics that go into the trauma of having his toe cut off (especially the long term affects, the chronic pain, how it fucks up his balance) im gonna need more of you to write ones where the bit thats fucking him up is the fact Ed made him EAT it

give me fics where izzy develops food issues over it, where he cant eat meat anymore, where he always feels like its stuck in his throat.

especially if we're acknowledging the canon implications that izzy already has stomach issues, give me fics where its exacerbating those, where he keeps throwing up and nobody knows why and theyre worried because he doesn't seem like hes sick but he must be????

#im gonna rb and dump all my tags on there if anyones interested in rbing with them #israel hands #izzy hands #give me the crew getting so worried about it; they don't know what happened but their first mate is SICK what can we do?? #give me ed being so fucking guilty because he KNOWS and he already KNEW about izzys issues and he made them worse #and maybe that was the meanest bit; because he knew that izzy would think cutting it off was deserved #but izzy could compartmentalize that. he cant with the mental issues. ed struck where he knew izzy would be weakest #and now theres nothing he can do about it #give me stede finding out why and dragging them all on a tour of the Caribbean to find new foods; to try and find something izzy can eat #if you wanna make it shippy: give me his lover bringing him teas and flavourless broths on his bad days; #holding him and being there until he can tolerate solid food again #blackhands #our flag means death #ofmd

[hecksupremechips]

I always heard people say that Layla should’ve gotten with Warren Peace instead of Will in sky high but guys come on it’s 2023 we all all know she and warren were just bearding for each other I’m sick of pretending they weren’t

#sky high #and okay maybe im projecting because just look at them and the amount of gay awakenings that were had to them #my own 😵‍💫 #im a warren peace stan is this even kinda surprising hes emo he reads hes hotheaded he likes shitty poetry crap he has bad social skills #of course i was into him #and layla too come on shes got absolutely broken plant powers but shes a pacifist shes sweet shes an activist she calls the school fascist #but no yeah layla and warren so very clearly were not interested in each other at all like they will be bomb ass besties but romantically no #warren was literally playing the role of gbf like Layla was talking about will and hes like #girl just kiss him already #he had no desire to be with her romantically and was pretty explicity not into holding her hand #but he played along cuz he just wanted to make will mad like this is such gbf behavior akdjks #just like ‘oh so you wanna piss off your shitty crush? lol okay lets do this 😎’ #plus like just look at him hes simply gay your honor #layla now layla is painfully obviously gay and its gonna hit her like a train #weve all wanted her to be gay our whole lives but noooo she had to get with boring fucking will #in my version she and will date for a while but feelings get complicated #she isnt sure if she likes will or if she just chose him cuz it was convenient to like her male friend #she always looked at other girls a bit longer than what was ‘normal’ #but she isnt into labels! she doesnt need to worry about this! its fine everything is fine- #shes just an over eager ally thats all #the crisis lasts for years warren gives her The Stare shes like 🫣 #listen im just trying to live out my childhood dream and make the characters i had an indescribable fascination with gay #and yes i was just watching sky high what about it

[enevera]

i dont wanna count the weeks i just feel sad

#i hate crying and the only thing worse than crying is crying in public so no crying #we are not fucking crying get a fucking hold of yourself bitch #anywya its been like just over a month #what an awful fucking existence #had to talk to my therapist last week abt the fact that everything is just kinda horrible rn #nothing is good eerything even things i like and make me happy are just a little bit awful #bc i feel awful #i dont wanna eat i dont wanna go places i force myself to exist when id rather just curl into a ball and fade into nothing #quit fucking crying bitvch this is pathetic get a fcuking hold of yourself your moms dead get over yourself theres no time to be sad rn #got shit to do and a fuck ton to worry abt put the emotions in a little fucking box go get a pastry or smth jfc #maybe ill do some work #if my hands would stop shaking thatd be nice i probably need to eat but i rlly just dont want to hm #id go home but i prolly shouldnt drive when im in this sorta mood :/ #the mood swings are sooooo fucking bad btw lmao #vent #idk how to tw tag this ugh #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn

[wirt-and-wirt-by-products]

Yall,,,,,,,,,, im modding my pc copy of p4g to hell and back bc ive finished the game 3 times and homies,,,,,, some of the comments on these mods are sending me.

(On the gay romance mod) "this mod is incredibly creepy, this chara is a minor and we shouldnt be modding in dating options for them. Probably best to report this"

Bruh. One its cut content still in the game files, and just made active again. Two look me in the eyes and tell me word for word what the canon lovers romance flag is. Tell me exactly how the 16yr old protag starts dating rise. Ill wait.

#im just gonna send this out into thw wild without tags and hope no one cancels me #to any of my followers who care #its been a while since i played so i dont remember exactly why shes bawling #i think bc she decided she did wanna go back to showbiz but her movie role was replaced by a competitor #anywho she is sobbing buckets #and the protag can either hug her or stand there like a fucking clown and let her cry publically at the steak skewer place #i didnt realize thats the romance flag so i went #my protag isnt going to be an asshole so im going to comfort her and give her a hug #and then the romance flag pinged #note i was trying for yukiko or chie at the time but that cancelled that #my boy is not a two timer #but yeah our bestie that we fished out of the garbage telling us that were special to him and that he wants to hold our hand CANNOT #be worse than that #maybe after i mod all this ill finish my aa playthrough #my switch copy is just sitting there and i feel bad since a few of my mutuals love it and i feel like it too could take over my head hole #but souyo has owned my entire ass for the past 4 years so alas im gonna put another 200hrs into a 60hr game

[much-significant-harassment]

SITTING HERE SOBBING BECAUSE MY BESTIE (THAT I HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH ON) EXPRESSED THEIR DISLIKE FOR ROMANCE AND IM JUST

#brO PLEASE I JUST WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND AND CUDDLE AND KISS YOUR CHEEK AND TALL YOU YOUR PRETTY AND #THIS FUCKING SUCKS IM GOING HOME I WANT A PARTNER SO FUCKING BAD IM SO DOWN FUCKING BAD IM #RAASAAAAGHDHDHHHHHHRRRR #Sorry yall I'm not normal rn

[vzajemnik]

oooooihhgghhhgghhh arctic monkeys the car save me

#🗞️ #guys im sosososososooooo sad and scared to go to sleep. and im so fucking tireeeedsdddd #i wisb i was sane and normal and healthy mentally and just functioned properly and could function under any sort of. mildly strong emotion #in other news i really wanna travel so bad. mutual meetup anyone.... #not that it would happen i have enough money for train tickets sure but as for a place to stay. well thats a different issue #somebody just hold my hand okay. i really need it soooo bad rn......... #i need to get a therapist man ive been. reliving a trauma from a year ago. or like actually finally processing it after all this time #and myyyyy god does it make me wanna die. and i have noone to talk to about it bc it makes me super fucking uncomfortable #auauagahahaghjhgghhgvh. whatver. goodnight

[molotovmetro]

Ghost's face leaked and I just have not been okay since

#i desire him carnally #HES SO PRETTY????? #hes blond and has freckles hes so fucking cute i wanna hold his hand so fucking bad oh my god #i havent seen anyone on tumblr mention this and it a damn shame #simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #call of duty

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#thats me in the corner. thats me in thr spotlight. rocking from side to side and not contributing to the conversation #which is to say. i made it to thr lab get together with an old lab mate. i really truely did not think i would #i was like 20min late bc of the crying and hyperventilating over a 6min drive down the road #i sorta freaked out while driving too. and almost turned around. its just that i kno i havent been sleeping enough and got overwhelmed #but i made it there. and i dont think i looked like id been crying but i probably looked a bit blank faced and miserable #as i rocked from side to side for like 2hrs listening to ppl talk. i enjoyed it exactly as much as i expected. it was good to see the guy #again but i just dont connect in group gatherings idk. im glad its done. also fucking we were sitting there and a group comes in and whos #in that group?? someone i have avoided seeing for like a loooong time. the guy who tried to be in a relationship with me back when i 1st #started as a grad student. i say relationship. i was explaining to him why i couldnt do any sort of romantic e tanglement and he was very #firm abt not wanting a relationship. and im like bro im explaining u why no romanticly adjacent thing is gonna work. u literally asked me #to physically hold ur hand thru this. u r somehow more emotionally invested in this than me and also are telling me that u just wanna fuck #me. so like u r not slick. whatever. it was so fucking stressful at the time. which i feel bad abt bc it wasn't really his fault #i was just less self aware so i didnt kno i have bad awareness in the moment. like i dont kno a lines been crossed until a week later when #im laying on thr floor falling apart. so like i wish him the best. didnt kno he was still around. hopefully this doesnt trigger stress #dreams. all this to say i was very fucking tense. and when i got back in my car i was like shaky and panting lol #idk looking back its just such a weird situation with that dude. if i was anyone else it woudlnt have been a big deal but #my brain just doesn't process physical touch right. so now ive got these horrible touch memories that like on paper r literally nothing #but for me they were so unfathomablly awful when i 1st aquired them. i literally could not deal with any romantic stuff for like a month #bc it would like trigger me. now thst its been like 3 years its not bad tho. just like gives me thr ick but i dont get #stuck in the memories too much. its so dumb. whatever. point is im all sore now from sitting all tense haha #unrelated

[magpiethepunkfairy]

Gods I'm so fucking GAY

#im so gay #so so SO gay #their just #AH #i wanna hold their hand #i wanna hold it so so bad #i wanna spend all my time with them #its so bad #oh NO #FUCK #mag barks

[fishbit]

lmao im poly and queer why is it so hard to be Like That

#i dont know how to deal with full blown crushes anymore #highschool me knew better ig!!!! wtf!!!! do i!!!!!!! DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #the last time i started a relationship is the one between my current partner of 5 years #but how to deal with crush????? on multiple people other than my lovely wife???????? wtf????????? HOWWWWW????????????? #i am combusting. #i dont know how to ask someone. if they'd. like to uh. i DONT KNOW HOW. #im like 99.9% sure the feelings are not mutual. but they both have maybe possibly flirted with me maybe???????????????????????????????????? #I DONT REMEMBER WHAT FLIRTING PRE RELATIONSHIP LOOKS LIKE #SOMEONE HELP #THIS SUCKS SHIT. #BECAUSE TRAUMA AND ALSO. IM JUST. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO #I WANNA KISS THEM SO BAD THIS SUCKS SHIT SO BAD I HATE ROMANCE RN THROW IT INTO THE SUN FIREBOMB LOVE RIGHT NOW #i may be poly but im also VERY AUTISTIC AND VERY ADHD I DONT KNOW IF ITS ACTUALLY FLIRTING I DONT. I AM. SO CONFUSED. #I AM GOING TO THROW UP DFSJKHAKEJFKFDJKSKJ I DONT THINK ITS 99.9% BUT I ALSO DO AT THE SAME TIME #I HAVE TWO HANDS AND BOTH OF THEM ARE HOLDING A DIFFERENT OPINION #ROMANCE SUCKS SHIT. I MISS MY WIFE TAILS. SHE'S SMART AND TOLD ME THAT MAYBE CONFESSING IS BETTER #HOWEVER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITLL BE SO AWKWARDDDD I CANT AWGWGAGWAGAGWAFAKJDF #i havE NO RIZZ. PLS. ZERO. ANTI RIZZLER. I CANNOT. IM NOT. UGH. THEYRE. UGH. FUCK THIS. #EXPLODES #delete later #but uh; tldr? what it says on the tin i have crushes and i dont know what to fucking DO #i cant read the situation properly and my feelings have only got stronger. send help.

[waluigisgaybf]

I really want to play more non magic based classes or at least just more heavy fighty type classes but I just love being a super magic bitch in my video games sm

#Im always a magic based class or rogue lmao #I think I played warrior classes only twice in Dragon Age lmao #everyone else is always a mage and then Ive got a handful of rogues #cause Miris Tabris is my main HoF and shes a rogue lmao #but also a ranger so she uses stuff that looks like magic but apparently isnt lmao #Ive always secretly loved the idea my Tabris is actaully also an apostate but Ive never commited to that #And now in Baldurs Gate 3 even in early acsses I was only playing magic classes #but other classes look so fucking fun #and I need to force myself to have more of a variety lmao #cause I also rarely play any of the small races in Dragon Age and Baldurs Gate #and it started and is kinda still a thing for me #because so many games feel like they cut content and animations for the short races and Im afraid I’ll miss things :( #and also Dragon Agr specifically got dwarf proportions looking FUCKED to me #But I really really wanna play the small races :( #but I also know BG3 also has little cut animations n stuff if youre shorter 😭😭😭 #I hate that I let that hold me back #BUT ANYWAYS YEAH #I WANNA PLAY A TANKY CLASS REAL BAD

[strawbie-doodle]

i love """"false"""" prophecies and i love sexy betrayer gods. good episode

#critical role #exu calamity #cr spoilers #zerxus i think you are big sexy and if you wanna kiss and hold hands with a betrayer god i say go for it #i know hes an evil god and thats the best part abt it 😏 #this is so INTERESTING #strawbie txt #ALSO JUST AAAA FALSE PROPHECIES !!! #BUT THEY ARE TRUE AND THEYRE VERY BAD #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT WAIT FOR THIS CITY TO FALL TO THE FUCKIN GROUND #FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!!!! YESSSSSS #cr liveblog