#theyre weird little guys and i love them.

[dawns-beauty]

Has it been 5 years since ESO: Elsweyr released?

Yes.

Do I still think the devs were cowards to not include (at least) some Ohmes NPCs?

Also, yes.

#eso #it would've been so easy. literally just slap some catlike tattoos on a bosmer. #go a little farther with some fur textures and a tail and boom! ohmes-raht. #their skin system is already there it would've been less work than the senche/alfiq. #theyre weird little guys and i love them. #granted im also annoyed that they stopped doing physical collector's editions that year too #the books filled with concept art were so fun

[faunandfloraas]

Full offense but fans who get to go to fanmeets or performances and get close enough to take pictures and then proceed to whitewash the boys or maybe even face app their features so a nose looks smaller or sharper, skin texture is non existant, etc etc. Are literally bastards to me. You don't deserve to be there.

#like i expect nothing from companies or magazines #but when people who supposedly love these guys but then horrendously alter how they look ????? #like how can you be all I love felix so much hes my favourite guy i spent a stupid amount of money on albums 🫶 #and then make him pale as a sheet of paper no freckles in sight ? #i mean it does go to show that a lot of people dont think of them as actual yk. people. theyre just little characters to them #but regardless Hate you!! #like its one thing if you take a pic and the lightings weird but you just post it as is bc thats literally how the stage looked #but i mean the instances were it was 100% face tube editing type shit #a few pics ive seen on twt were so bad for this one of felix and one of jeongin were almost like. #idk they looked ai generated or somethinf i hate it #i remember a kstew fan back in the day used to do that like the most severe insta editing and i was just?????? she doesnt look like that #how do you have a fan blog and then go and do that the scary face is not real

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

yknow what . i like you . shows you my exe ocs and also gives you little summaries of them underneath the read more cut and in the tags :3 ( desc in alt text 4 the 1st img ! ) - Nicky 🌊

in order: Rawr.EX3/EXD (any) imagine sonic.exe + 2010s sparkledog raver culture . that's Rawr. she likes waffles and is a virus exe who lives in a bootleg rom pack of the first 3 sonic games & a sonic crackers prototype Itazura, Guardian of Mischief (she/they/it/plush) first ever pc port oc!!! what it says on the tin. secret 8th guardian who loves nothing more than causing problems and playing life-threatening pranks on people. you can tell they're after you if you hear what sounds like jingling bells and giggling around your house in the dead of night. oh and plush's kyofu's kid 👍

Sew (any, no she/her) amorphous dimension travelling critter that uses sewing / crafting to make it's "skin" , typically based off of pre-existing people in the dimension. saw sonic and his super form and thought he was the COOLEST thing alive, so it chooses to resemble him :] Sink/Waterhog/Nicky (we use he/it but it doesn't rlly care /ref) literally just me lol , but from a 3rd person perspective he's a personal take on Mr. DJ's "Sink Sonic" concept . he's like 12-13ish and has way too much lore for me to summarise but fun fact : worldbuilding wise, he's a mish-mosh of the games, the Shogakukan sonic manga and a little bit of sonic x sprinkled in. :3

#scary / weird sonic tag 🩸🌭 #sonic.exe #creepypasta #exe community #exe oc #sonic pc port #sink fnf #below the depths #chaos nightmare #scene kid #scenecore #scene oc #fun fact . that sweater i drew sink wearing is NOT the only one he has and every time i draw him he's wearing a different one. always #he never really has the same one on twice in my drawings unless im feeling a vibe and if you ever want to draw him you can also #make up a sweater for him to wear!!! just know he always has on long sleeves so youre free to give him a tshirt layered over a long sleeved #shirt too . you dont gotta limit yourselves like i do i just default to sweaters lmao #you can also do this with rawr but with like. ALL of her parts except the teeth (theyre consistently neon yellow or neon green) #so feel free to go nuts if you draw rawr. like actually. give them cool hoodies or clothes or new bang patterns idc go OFF that's the point #ita and sew are meant to be consistent as possible but tbh you could draw sew with different patch patterns and ita with a different bow #tl;dr I Love Customising My Little Guys and therefore everyone who wants to draw them should also give themselves that joy #also also. please tell me if the alt text is good. im not very good at IDs and i am chronically low on spoons so i never write them #this is to say that if you have the spoons and better descriptive vocab PLEASE write img ids for my art if you feel the need to #i want my art to be as accessible as possible and that includes allowing those with low visibility to be able to visualize my work

[genderqueersherlockholmes]

i might just be autistic or something but i am seeing people posting saying that at some point john and mariana flirted or something or they think theyre gonna "get together" but i pay so so much attention when listening and i did not pick up on anything like that... when did that happen . i was listening and i just thought "wow theyre all such good friends theyre such a trio :) best friends forevers" im so confuseddddddddddd

#sherlock and co #also i dont think it would be that bad if they were in love because in the scenes where its just them two and they talked abt sherlock i th #think that they would still have a cute trio dynamic . sherlock is theyre autistic roommate that shoots things its not as though they would #just leave and now sherlock is all aloooooonnneeeeeeeee and FORGOTTEN . and just becomes like a third wheel . #think itd be more like john going omggg mwwuuuaahhh marianaaaa kiss kiss . and a little kissy on the forehead too for sherlock :) #their weird roommate whos like hteyre special boy . sorry guys this is getting strange i am an autistic little animal and maybe projecting #this is my -pet-autistic roommate sherlock hes my loser boyfriends and me's special boy can i please get 500 chemicals he needs them #sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my animal brain started acting up woof woof bark bark #anyways i didnt notice mariana and jogn flirting so i dont rlly know what thats all about ? i think theyre just friends my perspective

[roryintheir90s]

Ngl I feel so happy that theres now more people appreciating Jausage. I've been waiting

#wait #wher are the other solidwood shippers? #Now when will people appreciate Solidwood? /hj #I love the and they dont get enough fanmade content and when they do theyre “sibling coded” which i find weird bc THOSE MEN talked about ji #being pregnent in fucking evo smp and Martyn have been JELOUS AF of Scott about Jimmy #Dunno how that siblings dynamic but ok??? #Not to shame anyone tho #do what you wanna #and idk why did i started to make a rant about solidwood #ymmmm #draw what you wanna ship what you wanna #im just a little sad in when it comes to solidwood content #bc i had people say to me #“surely you're not the only solidwood shipper” ofc im not the only but definetly only one who shouts at the top of their lungs about it #and they always follow it with IDK??? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT TOO BC FUCK I LOVE THEEM #I mean theres doozy who i appreciate and love AND THE FICS GUYS!!! THE FICSSS!!!! #But im talkijng about people who MAIN them #anyway sorry for the solidwood rant under jausage post???

[dykefever]

happy valentine's day beautiful people i i'm giving you all head sorry i mean a heart shaped card <3

#had the weird regular at work ask if i had a valentine (this guy thinks im straight im not inclined to correct him atp) and i was like #haha no and he was like oh theyre loss and some other things that i just didnt really listen to <3 #slightly worried i might get something from him cause i told him i was working all day 😭 #but anyway!!!!! hope you all get lovely little treats from ur partners if you have them and you have a nice day... and if you don't have #one i'm your girlfriend now. i'm giving you he *gunshots* #used the wrong their* so sorry all

[bonetrousledbones]

btw lately ive been having a good bit of anxiety over posting here about my aus because i feel like a lot of people have been following me for my basic/more "vanilla" undertale posts and dont . know any of that stuff even tho i've been super into them for pretty much as long as i've been in this fandom. but rest assured i am trying So Hard to get better at remembering this is MY blog and i get to post cringe if i want to

#delete later maybe #depends how much of a baby my brain decides to be lmao #ive vented about this a bit on my secret blog but bitch its time i said it with my chest!!!!! #i love all my weird little guys and i love mangling them until theyre probably pretty incorrect and theyre so edgy and that is so COOL!!!!! #i think . my new years resolution will be to get even weirder about them #that being said these could very well just be 11pm thoughts lmao guess i'll have to find out!!!!!

[miscellaneous--bones]

lol hey yall hiiiii

my dhmis oc is just a worm on a string. that counts as a puppet, yeah? (some close ups under the cut for funsies)

#idk the worms name yet #but they hang around and eat crazy shit and ride in/on everyone's pockets and shoulders #red gets an obligatory teeth doodle #and then!! i think for red and duck i like the dynamic where red is crushing hard but in denial a little and mostly into him at all because #they're all trapped. layersss of poor coping mechanisms and ego #duck is too self absorbed to feel anything strong towards red but hes into him enough that it counts #and then david is their weird dog and theyre all a happy family :) #who yk would kill each other at a moments notice #its great i love them #i also have so so many feelings about the transportation and electricity episodes especially transportation #but yk #duh #anyway im goin gto bed #gnight #dhmis #dhmis duck #dhmis spoilers #jic? idfk #dhmis red guy #i forgot ppl called him harry #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis david #dhmis oc #i dont think i feel like posting the stick figure ocs i did today so eat up babes #art #doodles #dhmis red guy x duck

[glassamphibians]

the spotted lanternfly nymph literally looks like a character in candy land or monopoly or something i adore them

#I KNOWWW THEYRE INVASIVE I KNOWWWWW THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT LOVE THEM AS LITTLE GUYS BLINDLY HATING ANY INVASIVE THING WHEN ITS LITERALLY #NOT THEIR FAULT THEY’RE INVASIVE IS WEIRD I WILL LOVE THEM AS I LOVE ANY ANIMAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[cherry-shipping]

one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST

#cherry chats #i happen to love girls who are the worst ever. is the thing #when my ht/uf inserts make everyone around them uncomfortable and gross people out and when nobody likes them i think its so awesome and fun #they both suck so bad. theyre awesome #they dont KNOW shit they cant DO shit theyre weird nasty FREAKS #theyre overbearing and clingy and creepy and selfish and completely fucked in the head. and theyre everythinf 2 me #^____^ #i love my fucked up little self inserts. they are so not okay over there #had a visual image of my uf self insert lighting they and sans’ bed on fire cause he annoyed them. lmfao #blame kiss with a fist That song is everything in the world to me Ok #btw speaking of which i should really give my most common self inserts nicknames #because going ‘my uf and ht self inserts’ every time is a pain #like. my trollsona although i dont talk about them much is a favorite too and their name is zairku Cuz troll names etc #and in my head i nicknames my horrortale guy 207 for. some fuckin reason #ermm. whadda hell do i call that underfell freak then. #……………… cherry???? bc thats qhat i used to go by way way WAY back in the day??? #and it. SORTA fits the general uf aesthetic…..??? #well. just like how 207 was a placeholder that just became their nickname i guess cherry would be the same #if i called them that as a temporary placeholder while i think of something else itd just end up being their name anyway. lol #okie dokie hehehee thats good then ^__^ i think ill add that 2 my pages when i get out of bed #which is. very soon bcuz i wanna smoke. so im goin outside. its -4° out

[aerisfelidae]

CATS ARE THE REASON I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.

#aeris.txt #bruh i havent bren aboe to keep a houseplant in like 6 years #i love them but theyre demons #cats #cat #roses #cats being jerks #cats being weird little guys #chaotic cat #she chose violence #c h o m p

[sonknuxadow]

Sha/douge is the bane of my existence, even if it didn’t have the weird age gap, it’s still pretty gross because Rouge is like an older sister to Shadow. It really feels like some people just ship any m/f pair that are close to each other regardless of the context of their closeness

i dont think rouge is like. canonically shadows sister its just a popular headcanon? unless im missing something? but yeah im a team dark siblings believer and agree that the age gap is a bit strange so i do not like seeing them be shipped together all the time .. ships like shadouge and silvaze have such "oh this guy has a close friend whos a girl so they MUST be in love theres no other explanation" energy

#i would argue s/onamy has that energy too even though amy actually does like sonic romantically #because of the way sonic cant even breathe in her direction without people yelling about how in love they are #asks #its sonic ships hater hour on my blog apparently #sorry i know the point of this post was shadow and rouge but the comment aobut them being siblings #and people shipping any guy and girl who are close regardless of context reminded me #i swear there were early character profiles for silver and blaze that said they had an older sister and little brother type relationship #like i remember seeing it. not back then obviously because i was a toddler but a while later i found them #but people immediately decided theyre in love as soon as it was made clear that theyre friends ?? its so weird to me

[lzrdprsn]

It's really weird when you know someone in a context different from how everybody else knows them so you look at them and you still kind of see that person they used to be

#this post is about the boy i dated my senior year who was so incredibly sweet tbh wouldnt be the person i am today if i hadnt met him #but he was so fucked up he had so many issues it was really hard so it didnt work out but i loved him and i think he loved me too #but hes in a moderately successful band now which i just found out about do i looked them up and theyre good #but its so weird because its like i know that when you were 17 you wanted to be an underwater welder #i helped you clean your room at your grandmas house because you were so sad you couldnt do it yourself #i ditched 5th period AP English to sit on the steps behind the auditorium and listen to you talk about whatever #you pushed me on the swings and we took the bus to the movie theater and you liked cherry wraps and you played me my favorite songs #i havent REALLY thought about that guy in years and we were only together MAYBE 6 months but its so weird what you remember about people #and especially how you remember how they made you feel because he made me feel so good like i was in control #all my previous relationships was me trying to desperately please someone who wouldnt do the same for me #and honestly a lot of my relationships since have been the same especially in college and with the one girl who honestly if she called me #today i would drop everything and go be with her again no questions because i cant get her out of my head #but stuff witj him was never ever like that it was so easy it was like breathing even though it ended messy i have 0 regrets #and its nice to know that things are going well for him because honestly he changed my life a little bit #the way i dont give a fuck now is something i learned from him #ill probably delete this later but you know

[shopcat]

one thing i will never get over is people insisting INSISTING with the ferocity of a frothing at the mouth cishet incel on a woman's tiktok that joe keery playing steve harrington is done up to the nines getting lip gloss and blush and brown mascara applied every morning during season 3 when it is proven with both common sense and basic observational skills that the previous seasons are darker less saturated filmed on the inside of a matchbox and that they boosted the saturation and vibrancy in three to achieve a summery look and used better lighting and more people focused close ups especially in the bright indoor starcourt scenes which means doing the math HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT NATURALLY HE'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. you people make me hysterical he just has long eyelashes that you're finally noticing because you can actually fucking see them for a change. and pink lips. he's not wearing anything everyone's lips are redder in that season. what you're noticing here is a guy who is pretty and you're collectively losing your minds insisting there has to be something he's doing when he's just showing up looking like that being naturally beautiful which is actually infinitely impossibly funnier than anything else.

#swing batta batta etc #in all honesty it's funny but it drives me up the wall as well like oh mg god yeah funny but no actually are you stupid sorry #and i just saw it AGAIN on tiktok and they're actually believing it like i know you know what fucking mascara looks like idiot #at the VERY LEAST he's probably wearing chapstick because he's a grown man and most likely wears chapstick #but even then i dunno i think it's just the lighting catching on his mouth and he's got a weird wet mouth #it would literally be insane to insist he's wearing lipgloss and constantly reapplying it you realise that right #also if someone sites those bts pics of him at um burger king THEYRE BOOSTED TOO HE LOOKS NORMAL IN EVERH OTHER BTS #cites w/e #sts #🍦 #anyway i'm right i'm 100% right and it drives me crazy bc i know i'm right. And i see people being wrong and i want to cannibalise them #all that aside i do love to joke abt him applying his little mascaras and stuff bc i think it's cute but i think u guys r doing it mean

[jrueships]

Anything for Jordan Clarkson

i think there is something to be had between a man who bears a slightly unnerving beauty and a man who bears a vastly unnerving boil

jordan and collin remind me of the pretty wide-eyed girl and her ugly friend that follows her around and keeps gross guys at bay. An almost sad one-sided love from the ugly girl but a mandatory relationship for survival. Ugly girl gets a friend (who leaves her everychance she gets to spend time with some shitty guy that hates the ugly friend, but a friend nonetheless). Pretty wide-eyed girl keeps from being in the newspapers.

i think collin has always had a little crush on clarkson and clarkson has either noticed or not noticed... if he noticed then he's either stringing sexton along sometimes for the fun of it or the supportive self esteem it brings whenever he tosses collin his breadcrumbs of affection... OR he could be nicer and just be ignorant to it. See it as some bro thing maybe? Doesn't notice how collin seems so fascinated by his fashion or his painted nails. Likes his awe because it's better than the regular 'ew girly' guy reaction he gets from most. A little surprised by mister 'stay on the grind, feel no pain, eat the pain, bite the pain, get those gains' macho man Maniac himself being not only so 'cool' with it but wanting it almost as well. Clarkson paints collin's nails slumberparty hangout when???

their relationship feels very hmmm slowburn switch between ignorance and want? like collin is constantly intrigued by Jordan's kind of intangible warmth that's akin to that one high guy at a party you end up talking to in a corner the whole night because he's just so laid back and willing to chat without being pushy, judgemental, or annoying. a surprisingly great listener who laughs at your jokes and plays off them or calls back to them when you least expect it. and collin values that more than he thinks he does because he can be his usual in your face but also kind of awkward when he can't be sexton who gets judged for being too 'much' sometimes. so he really secretly not so secretly admires Jordan and constantly wants to be around him and his 'approval' because it makes him feel like he's right in his way of acting/just being. Doesn't know if he wants Jordan or just wants to be Jordan

And Jordan is always surprised, when he notices it, by collin's attention. Because he's just being himself tbh, nothing he does is particularly special or different to him. He's just him! Sure some might think it weird, but that's because they're not used to him. But collin is, he should be anyways. They were teammates on the cavs before. Collin seems to think about that more positively than jordan..

There was an interview of Jordan's trade from the cavs and kpj was very business about it but collin was more emotional. Kept on commenting about how great jordan is not only as a player but as a person. 'He always played some music, always danced, had a good time'

I think hmmm collin is one of those super athletes who's a super athlete because they're not well-rounded. They're called a super athlete not only for being a great athlete, but an obsessive one. They spend more time practicing than not only a normal player would but even a varsity player. They put all their eggs in one basket when they Could put maybe just one into another but that would require a shift of focus and They Can't Have That. They're Obsessed. Even at like five or whatever age he was when he asked for an alarm clock for Christmas instead of a toy like most kids would, sexton was Obsessed. His nickname 'Young Bull' basically describes him to a T. He keeps working, he's a gym rat. He runs to the narrow red and doesn't stop.

Because hes tied to a scope, he's very interested in those beyond it who are literally just regular people but not to him. But because he's tied to such a scope, it's harder for him to relate and be related to. Maybe that's why he clings to clarkson? Clarkson is supposed to be 'the weird one'.. he wears unique fashion, styles himself uniquely, has big unique eyes. He's a unique person and player. He's rounded yet not bland. He's still Different but.. relatable? Collin likes that a lot. Wants that a lot. Secretly not so secretly.

But Collin is actually... a lot weirder than clarkson. Hate to phrase it that way but it's literally like... collin just admiring clarkson for being a normal human being. 'woah... he loves to dance and sing thats so cool!!' ....he has ..hobbies? outside basketball? ..omg. no way. WHAT 🙀⁉️⁉️ HOW?????? IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️ collin. Baby. Sweaty. Honey. People can... people can do that. They like to. It's. It's common.

I like them... i think they're a little ill and that's OK 😭 we love them

Hes a little head over heels for him a tad unnaturally.. jordan might be a little ignorant to the fact or a little entertained... who knows. Eitherway... gay

#jordan might be a little 'hmmm who is this weird little goblin and why does he follow me so #i kind of like it though 🤔 the feeling anyways not him' #OR he could just be oblivious #both choices he doesnt rlly understand sexton #no one does because he is an insatiable little creature #it's okay i love him tho even if he is ugly #he is not ugly... hes just. unique #i love them theyre a little sad and i think thats why i like them LMAO #bBUT they can be cute if u want them to be <3 #no angst needed!!! #but for me... wanted 😈 #i think they can be rlly cute once they dont let their differences define their relationship #clarkson doing collins nails like that one image of the lesbians doing each others makeup #collin holding up his nails: woa!!! awesome!!!! now my teammates can see me frantically calling for the ball better like a red flag! #clarkson looking at collins tiny little studs for nails bcs he constantly chews them off to keep them short for bball: ok . #again i love them theyre unhinged theyre unwell theyre mine #collin: jordan is so cool and weird i want him #jordan: *is just some guy who paints his nails sometimes* #wait until collin sees jalen #jordan is Filipino too i didnt know that! #ted asks #ted longer #sexton #clarkson #sex...son #LMAO #ted rare

[possum-tooth]

"im not really in the right headspace to be a good bf" then why the Fuck did ur tinder profile say differently.

#i should block him and get it over with. rip the bandaid off. #then id feel Bad and think about it nonstop 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i need a lobotomy. anyone know any good back alley surgeons? #can someone be proud of me tho i havent opened tinder in like a week <333333 slowly but surely getting over the weird fixation i had #w it. (knowing full well i was getting addicted to the attention and it wasnt good for anybody involved) #i Am talking to ppl on hinge tho so. wins and loses i guess LOL #but theres more unhinged/chaotic gay ppl on there so!!!!! its been much more enjoyable sans the m*rvel/d*sney stans #anyway. i dont get this guy lol. i need to make a decision and soon tho bc i think the constant stress im putting on myself is manifesting #into physical things and um. uncomfy! cant say its enjoyable! #i dont wanna say one bc its extremely specific but That Thing + a lot of back acne for some reason????? one directly on my shoulder that #hurts just so bad. idk i gotta figure it out and Soon lol #i also have to fill out my psych paperwork bc ive been putting it off for um. 3 weeks now. 🤭🤪 brb playing in traffic #ok i think thats everything for now! i need to start physically journalling bc i think it unfortunately helps but. i like seeing numbers #next to my posts. i like when my friends see my posts and tell me theyre seen them via a little heart. i love u guys. <3 ok gn love u #talk tag #dontrb #OH i also have not subscribed to the dr*cula email but i am loving yalls post ab it <3 u go u funky little cryptid lovers <3