#thiccer than a snicker

[ihatemakingusernames]

The ✨cleanest✨ dirty heaux in town...

#nothing like a 2am shower #i know i know #community label #ffa #queer feeder #thiccer than a snicker #thicc and beautiful #thicc babe

[cybernexus]

i changed my mind a second time and put together the fit (tanktop + jeans)

#visage | Raj #// he is thiccer than a snicker

[swiftwith1t]

Thiccer than a snicker GILF

#big bootie #ass so phat #phatassthickthighs #big boody #phat ass cheeks #thicc white women #thicc girls #candid thick

[thygoddessouijathicc]

Haven’t posted COTL in awhile but…

Something that’s really funny to me is that people seem to not know what Leshy looked like under his cloak and one person even expressed confusion when I stated that Leshy was thiccer than a snicker.

You can actually see under his cloak in the game at one point, you don’t really get that with the other bishops but with Leshy we do actually have a canon design for his body as a bishop. And he’s thicc in the thigh.

On a less jokey and more serious note… Leshy has legs which is weird to me because he’s a worm, and other worm like enemies do not but I guess hes more anthro??? He also doesn’t have a tail outside of eldritch form- though admittedly it would be cool if he did.

#COTL #cotl leshy #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb leshy #bishop leshy #leshy #Leshy is canonically thicc

[sunnysssol]

Suzie is kinda thiccer than a snicker ngl

"................ Thank you."

#she is 😌 #qs #oc: susannah knightley

[yallmakemyassitch]

Damn, Al's lookin' thiccer than a snicker in those jeans~ 😏😉 /j

He sure is~ y'know what they say, you're not yourself when you're hungry, let's eat the stud/snicker bar that is Aldryx Andromeda~🩷

#ask answered #anon #it can't be legal for a man to be that sexy right? #the things i would do to this man- //⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙// #why am i attracted to a red lizard man when im a lesbian

[crouton-knight]

[c] Sporty Selnia

Last backlog commission of the month, Selnia from Ladies vs Butlers for Shafujipin. She's a little thiccer than some anime girls, which I appreciate a lot. Subscribestar: https://subscribestar.adult/chess-and-snickers Commission info: https://croutoncomms.carrd.co/

Posted using PostyBirb

#commission #sketch #anime #ladies vs butlers #selnia #my art #sportswear

[obscureoperations]

So. I'm 5'6" and I'm thicc with a weight of approximately 180 lbs. Got a pooch that I'm slowly losing. What would martin do if his next victim/lover had a similar or exact body type to me and goes into sad girl hours over her weight. Or just any thiccer than a sniccer girl in general. Thanks! Runny mascara and belting suicide silence or mcr, for example.

First off… thumbs up on the use of the phrase “ thiccer than a snicker” 😂🙌 Ohhh man I love it hah.

And also, Martin could only wish to be so lucky! He would absolutely lose his mind. I don’t think he can fathom how he managed to land his partner.. in his eyes they were perfect. He never really paid attention to their weight— you were the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen.

It thoroughly surprised him to discover you had issues with your body. You complained about all of the areas that he loved the most— was he missing something here? He would watch as you pick yourself apart in front of the mirror, completely helpless. He tries his best to reassure you.

Martin was never one to outwardly express affection, but with you it was different. If was as if he was compelled to grasp your hand, wrap his arms around your waist, kiss your forehead in the middle of the day. You were so beautiful..he couldn’t help but touch you.

During your off days, when insecurities took a hold he had to refrain. He didn't want to upset you further. On those days, he made sure to compliment you a lot, actually verbalizing how much you meant to him.

In general, once he's used to your moods, Martin is the ideal boyfriend. Accommodating in the sense that he doesn't want to push your boundaries. You feel touchy and 'off' about your body one dat, Martin politely gives you space. He still lets you know how attractive he finds you, and how lucky he is to have you in his life. He might become a bit playful in the hopes of cheering you up.

Despite the fact Martin can't comprehend the discomfort around your weight, he's completely respectful and supportive. He never misses a chance to make you feel seen and adored. The fact that you agreed to let him be your boyfriend.. he feels like the luckiest man in the world.

#martin 1977 #martin 1978 #martin mathias #martin/reader #martin/you #martin/fem reader #love this #sorry for the delay mate!

[epitomees]

makoto is thiccer than a snicker! damn girl

"How about you try stuffing your face with this instead!!"

Yet another grey stranger found themselves flying though the sky. Or curling into a fetal position on the ground. That's two for two, and Makoto was more than ready to keep the punches going if these annoyances wouldn't stop.

#ic #Makoto #anon #((looks like she's getting some extra training in today xDD))

[zakebogias]

Zak is thiccer than a snicker, and it should be said because it’s true.

[deactivatesamwhich]

My boyfriend is thiccer than a snicker, goddamn.

#hairy man ass #He knows I'm posting this

[dirtyoldroshi]

20 Twitter mutuals Horny Edition

I figured I'd hornypost about my mutuals on birb app simply because I tend to be horny,, a lot. This is a random order with no numbers so no one can snitch on me

A: The tentacles might be popular with some, but I'll pass.

B: Do not know you well, so no comment

C: Your alter ego is mah buddy! No horny! In RL I know you are taken, so I respecc silently

D Since your partner will likely see this, truth is all I know is a voice. so no thirst.

E. Considering what I now know, no wonder you were a ladies' man back in the day. I do not blame you one bit,

F. Yep, I would subscribe to your OF if i was not so abysmally poor.

G. From the few pics I have seen, you seem quite attractive , though I do not consider myself a potential partner. (I do take spice from all genders though if I know you.. ijs

H. Holy Fuck! I seriously doubt I am your type, but gah-dayum! Curvier than an overly ostentatious 17th century letter writer more thiccer than a snickers. I am glad you do not overly tease in the selfies you post.

I. Yips are a no go. sorry friend

J. Once you spoke of getting a breast job done, if you ever do I want to see them before they are altered and let your husband have exclusive rights to the new ones. I can say this because there is zero chance the showing will happen,

K. All i will say is holy shit I wish I could lewd your avatar.

L. You have stated no lewd and I will honor your wishes

M. You are quite nice looking, Don't let brain goblins convince you otherwise. Roshi likes seeing hooters and owls as well.

N. I wish the affairs of your heart would have gone better for you. You deserve to be happy in that respect

O. The seemingly more serious twin, I felt like I annoyed her somehow. I have no proof of it though. I miss ya.

P. She doesn't know I am weak to eyeglasses. I have quite a bit of thirst for her as I have seen some selfies of her. She states she is aroace so I have no real shot. Even at that I keep my emotions comfy warm toward her. I do genuinely like her.

Q, I only know her from others, no lewdness,

R. I think of her more as a younger sibling. No lewd

S. An artistic hobby mutual

T. Have not seen her face, but the hidden face selfies look nice.

I'm done.

I now await my judgement day.

[weeblmaodotcom]

Blood is thiccer than a Snicker , Meme by Weeblmao.com

#anime #Animememe #Animememes #Animeme #Animemes #Blood #GoodAnimeme #GoodAnimemes #Snicker #thiccer

[housebarrett]

But its okay.  Bad News likes em thiccer than a Snicker.

#follow up #dhq: starter

[existingispetty]

Hey, if your matchups are open can i please have a tokyo revengers, Jujutsu kaisen and BSD matchups if that is too many, then i dont mind if you pick one :)

I'm a 22 year and 5'3 and non binary. my pronouns are she/he/ they and i'm pansexual I'm an INFJ. I am considered the mum friend because of my caring and loving nature but also as the dad friend because i always tell awful puns.

My positive traits are that i'm very caring and loving. always willing to help anyone in need. I'm very cuddly as well and always tell stupid jokes to lighten up the mood

my bad traits are that i'm not the best at communication, i find it difficult to express my thoughts and feelings so i tend to keep quiet if my friends or partner has said something to upset me.

My love language is quality time :)

my likes are, reading and drawing and sometimes cooking, love to bake new things for friends. i love swimming as well and could spend all day in the water if i could

My dislikes are loud noises and the heat. I hate cockroaches as well, i will not hesitate to step on them or hit them with a shoe if i were to see one

I have short natural red hair and brown eyes, with tanish skin. I wear whatever i find comfortable. tends to be pyjamas or baggy clothes. I like clothes that cover my body or try and hide it. I'm what my friends call thiccer then a snicker , but that just means im a perfect cuddle pillow haha

Thank you so much for your time to read this :) Hope you have a lovely day/night as well

Hello! Thank you so much for the ask and I apologize for the wait I’m slightly behind but I really hope you enjoy it.

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Your matchups are…(insert aggressive drumroll*)

smiley/Nahoya Kawata

Sometimes Smiley doesn't realize he’s not doing something good to others or himself so your caring attitude encourages him to take others' feelings into account more. Congrats, you at least somewhat affected Nagoya’s violent tendencies! He would smile even bigger when you give a bad joke. He would laugh at every terrible joke you crack. Your caring and enduring attitude make him feel so wanted. Smiley loves you so much and thinks you are such a blessing. He knows that he owes you his life and more, anything that makes you happy makes him happy. He would love to squeeze you and cuddle you so much, he might Holyfield you to the verge of suffocation. Theirs not much one can do to brighten that smile of Nahoyas when he’s hanging out with you but, a bad joke is one.

Nahoya's big smile that’s always well lawyered on his face can make it a little hard to communicate with him since he is quite hard to read at times. He tries to display through words or just overall words how he feels but sometimes it can be a struggle for him. He knows this struggle so he always makes sure he’s letting your emotions be known either by asking about how you feel or taking small details of how you act. Smiley gets way too nervous about offending you that it’s really hard to get him to offend you…

Do you want quality time? Trust me with Nahoya, you’ll get it. Smiley can try to read and write things that you enjoy but he will more than likely fail miserably unless he’s actually interested in the topic. As you may know, Nahoya is really into cooking with his brother but he would love cooking with you so much! The pool is very interesting with smiley and his incredibly fluffy hair. He will push random kids into the pool but already he makes the experience fun.

Once again Smileys cloud-like hair comes into play, He cannot take the heat it makes him sweat, and that makes him angry. He will animate anything that irritates you human or cockroach.

Gojo Satoru

He would always appreciate your caring attitude but I wouldn’t worry that much over him.. he doesn’t want you to over your worry yourself. Gojo loves affection, both giving and receiving. Gojo would love your terrible jokes. If you tell him a terrible joke no matter the time or place he will reply with an even worse dad joke. Gojo I’m always around people that are cold or don’t show emotions so he’s learned to pay more attention to the smaller details. If he notices something is wrong with your mood he will immediately ask.

Gojo loves to spend quality time with you! He wants to get to know you as much as he can. Gojo will write you the cringiest love poems ever so please be prepared. Gojo will eat anything you make him no matter how it tastes and he’ll never criticize you either. He would definitely also push kids into the pool but he would love to spend time there to relax.

Gojo would dislike heat because of the fact that he can’t get rid of it. Since he’s always around his Loud students being with someone that dislikes loud noises is like a huge break to him. He might tease your hatred for cockroaches but inside he is terrified of them so much that he can’t even kill them so that might be your job…

Dazai Osamu

Your caring attitude may not phase him much but he will still appreciate it always. He lives for someone with even a terrible sense of someday sense the agency is kinda dry... You fill dazais heart with love due to your caring and affectionate attitude. Dazai would giggle at all of your dumb jokes no matter how dumb they are. Dazai would live and die for your cuddles! Dazai doesn't really show his emotions often so he just understands the struggle so he will absolutely make sure he knows how you feel! Dazai immediately knows when he says something wrong therefore he immediately apologizes.

Dazai will literally ditch work all the time to hang out with you so you will spend quality time with him. Dazai only reads horror so if you like horror then guess you are about to get a bunch of book recommendations. Dazai will cook with you but it may be a struggle to keep him away from things that could harm him. He Ike’s swimming but please make sure he’s not drowning himself. (He will also push kids into the pool.) Dazai will laugh so hard at your hatred for cockroaches but scream when he sees a centipede.

#matchup #bungou stay dogs matchup #jujutsu kaisen matchups #bungo stray dogs #jujutsu kaisen #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers matchup

[afoxintheuniverse]

Drew some lovely PHAT lards for someone who was sad. (Plus too much studying rots your soul an I needed an excuse to both draw something funny and practice my realism 

#PHAT seals #chubby bubby #animals #chonker #thiccer than a snicker #Seal of a approval #Seal memes #college doodles