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marcmorrigan · 2 months
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i did NOT expect that maive post to get that much attention omg??? i will have to rb more of her since yall like her so much
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grey-eyed-menace · 2 years
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Byakuran: We have fun, don’t we, Enma?
Enma: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Tsunayoshi, watching Byakuran and Enma fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Uni, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Tsunayoshi: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Byakuran: Uni.
Enma: Uni.
Uni: Me.
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Enma: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Byakuran: *raises hand*
Uni: *puts his hand down*
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Byakuran: Hey besties-
Gelaro: Die.
Byakuran: What did I do to you-
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Uni: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Uni: Good.
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Akatsuki: I can't imagine what Uni is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Byakuran: *slams books down in front of Akatsuki*
Byakuran: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Akatsuki: You could of said literally anything else.
Byakuran: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Akatsuki: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Gelaro : Uni, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Uni, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size: Spooky.
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Byakuran: Do you love Enma?
Adelheid: Yeah, I do.
Byakuran: Uni! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Uni: We all love Enma. You should've asked if she is IN love with him.
Adelheid: I thought that was implied.
Uni: ...
Byakuran: ...
Adelheid, looking straight at Uni: Congrats Byakuran, you just won 100 bucks.
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Byakuran: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Tsunayoshi: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Enma: Drunk.
Gelaro: Wasted.
Uni: Dead.
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Byakuran, throwing his head into Uni's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Uni, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Enma: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Tsunayoshi: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Gelaro: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Byakuran: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Uni: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
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Akatsuki: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Rasiel: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Ginger: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Cecil: What’s the difference then?
Ginger: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Rasiel: Note to self; never get shot.
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Aeris: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Ginger: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Albito: ...That'll work.
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Ginger: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Aeris: I don't know how to do that.
Rasiel: I don't wear a watch.
Uni: Time is a construct
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Uni: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Rasiel: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Uni: Who told you my secret?
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kanasmusings · 6 years
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[Translation] Lost Alice Drama Track 1
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Woohoo! Here is ‘Lost Alice’ finally~  As usual, I’ll be referring to the characters with their names in the story. Also, a huge thank you to the Anon who told me the official English spelling of the characters’ names! That was a huge help ^^
Characters:
Shinomiya Natsuki – Charles Liddell
Kotobuki Reiji – White Rabbit
Hijirikawa Masato – The Hatter
Kurosaki Ranmaru – Cheshire Cat
Camus – Albert Liddell
Jinguji Ren - March Hare
Aijima Cecil - Dormouse
Under the cut as usual, enjoy~
[UtaPri Shining Masterpiece Show - Lost Alice Drama Track 1]
LOST ALICE - Act 1
ALL: “Lost Alice”
WHITE RABBIT: Are you Alice? A beloved child.
THE HATTER: Who is Alice? An unloved child.
CHESHIRE CAT: Who’s to say who is Alice or who isn’t Alice?
WHITE RABBIT: Welcome to Wonderland! A never-ending paradise.
CHESHIRE CAT: Goodbye, oh normal world. A paradise about to meet its end.
THE HATTER: Fall! Slowly and slowly…
THE HATTER: Deeper and deeper…
CHESHIRE CAT: Now, let’s open the door to a new beginning.
THE HATTER: Climb! Gently and lightly…
THE HATTER: Higher and higher until you reach heaven…
WHITE RABBIT: Now, ring the bell of the beginning.
CHESHIRE CAT: Is this a dream?
WHITE RABBIT: Or is it reality?
THE HATTER: Lies and truth.
CHESHIRE CAT: They go hand in hand.
THE HATTER: To part with something or to acquire something.
WHITE RABBIT: What we gain and what we lose is…
  ***
  WHITE RABBIT: It was a fine May morning, surrounded by beautiful greenery.
WHITE RABBIT: What a magnificent sight it truly is.
WHITE RABBIT: It was a fun and exciting picnic where the sunlight shines on, the forest is brilliant, and you can hear the laughter of various people.
WHITE RABBIT: Yes. All but one was having fun…
ALBERT: Charles! Stop reading fairy tales in such a secluded place. Go and greet everybody.
ALBERT: After that is the tea party.
CHARLES: Why don’t you just go and do it, Big Brother Albert?
CHARLES: Why do I have to do something I don’t want to?
CHARLES: Honestly, I find these creepy tea parties very unnecessary!
CHARLES: Reading your boring books is even better.
ALBERT: Would you desist already? This is an age old tradition after all.
ALBERT: You are of age already. You have to be aware of your surroundings more now.
ALBERT: Good grief. It’s bothersome that you’ve only grown taller but not more mature.
ALBERT: Today is a very important custom for the Liddell Family. I can’t just let you do what you want.
ALBERT: It’s a picnic to deepen our relations with our friends and families.
CHARLES: There’s no one here who really wants to see me.
CHARLES: I’m sure they’ll only be talking gossip as they always do while drinking tea.
CHARLES: I’m very different from you, Big Brother. I’m an unloved child.
CHARLES: All I need is you.
ALBERT: Will you stop already?! It’s because you act like that that they think you’re unusual!
CHARLES: …! That’s right… I’m unusual! I’m not perfect like you, Big Brother!
CHARLES: Please, just leave me alone! (Charles starts to walk away)
ALBERT: Wait a minute, Charles! The forest is—
CHARLES: I hate you, Big Brother!
CHARLES: Ah…!
ALBERT: Watch out!
(Charles falls down the rabbit hole)
ALBERT: CHARLES!!
  ***
  (Charles wakes up after the long fall)
CHARLES: … Wh-where is this…?
CHARLES: I fell down a hole and then…
CHARLES: …! I can’t remember…
CHARLES: It’s completely dark. Where’s everyone? Big Brother?
CHARLES: Is no one here?
(Charles hears White Rabbit running)
WHITE RABBIT: This is bad, very bad! I won’t make it, I won’t!
WHITE RABBIT: I need this and that! If I don’t prepare them, I’ll be in trouble!
CHARLES: What’s wrong…?
WHITE RABBIT: Uwah--! Wh-who are you?! (White Rabbit suddenly stops running and runs into Charles)
WHITE RABBIT: O-ow…! Oh my, if it isn’t Alice!
WHITE RABBIT: What are you doing in a place like this?
CHARLES: Alice? My name’s not Alice. My name is Charles Liddell.
WHITE RABBIT: What are you saying? You are Alice! What should I call you aside from Alice?
WHITE RABBIT: You came from the world above, didn’t you?
CHARLES: That’s true… I don’t know what this place is. I don’t belong here.
WHITE RABBIT: Then, you really are Alice~! That’s what you’re called here.
WHITE RABBIT: My name’s White Rabbit. Nice to meet you, my friend~
CHARLES: Eh…?
WHITE RABBIT: Anyway, Alice, this is bad! We can’t just stand around here. Time waits for no one, see?
WHITE RABBIT: (he takes out a watch) I was just in the middle of turning back the hands on this clock.
WHITE RABBIT: But… This clock is broken and won’t do as I say.
WHITE RABBIT: (he turns the hands again) See? Just like this!
WHITE RABBIT: I keep turning them and turning them but… it’s a futile effort.
CHARLES: Why are you in such a hurry? What’s going on?
WHITE RABBIT: What do you mean ‘what’?! It’s a big a problem, really, a big one! Time is of the essence!
WHITE RABBIT: Time is money, you know? No, wait, it’s even more important than money.
WHITE RABBIT: It can’t be bought with money and it disappears before we know it. It is a thing to which we lose our precious things!
WHITE RABBIT: (with a sudden change of tone) It’s too late once you fail. Once you’ve lost it, life won’t give you the chance to fix it.
WHITE RABBIT: I…
WHITE RABBIT: I’ve failed many times so I know it well…
CHARLES: Then, what should we do?
WHITE RABBIT: That’s why I’m hurrying so it won’t happen again! Just like this…!
WHITE RABBIT: Even if… it’s futile…
WHITE RABBIT: It’s better to regret its results than regret doing nothing.
WHITE RABBIT: You can’t get used to the feeling of losing something no matter how many times it has happened.
WHITE RABBIT: But… not knowing what’s going to happen next is destiny.
WHITE RABBIT: And yet, once it actually happens we’re not prepared for it! We can just accept it.
WHITE RABBIT: Even when we try our hardest, there are times when we just can’t do anything!
WHITE RABBIT: That, too, is… fate…
WHITE RABBIT: But, there’s something I have to do. It’s my duty, you see?
WHITE RABBIT: See ya. I have to get going soon.
CHARLES: Wait! Where are you going?
CHARLES: I want to know the way home. This place is strange and cold… And it’s scary…
WHITE RABBIT: (in a serious and foreboding tone) There’s no way out. You just have to move forward.
WHITE RABBIT: (in his usual cheery tone) By the by~ You’re interested in where I’m going so are you going to help me~?
CHARLES: No, I just want to—
WHITE RABBIT: Thank you, Alice! I really need your help!
WHITE RABBIT: Wait, no. It can’t get started without you there! Definitely be there, okay!? (White Rabbit runs off)
CHARLES: Ah… Wait a minute, Mr. White Rabbit! Hey, please wait! (Charles starts running after him)
  ***
  CHARLES: (sighs) I lost sight of Mr. White Rabbit…
CHARLES: I’m the one who needs some help.
CHARLES: Geez… I don’t even know where I am.
CHARLES: Tch. What’s really going on?!
CHARLES: (trips on a bush) Uwah! O-ow… What’s with this bush!? I’m really down on my luck today…
FLOWER A: (laughs) What a pathetic Alice. Tripping on a rock and rolling down. Serves you right~
CHARLES: (gasps) The flower spoke!
FLOWER B: Who decided that flowers can’t talk~?
FLOWER B: As if we’d keep quiet about something as interesting as this!
FLOWER A: More importantly, this time’s Alice is a little dunce, huh?
FLOWER C: Yes~ Plus, he’s very self-centred.
FLOWER C: Even though he just tripped on his own, he blames it on other people and he’s very irritated~
FLOWER D: (giggles) Yoo-ho~ We’re not really people though~ We’re flowers.
FLOWER A: This is my first time seeing an Alice like this. The ones before were elegant and friendly.
FLOWER A: Really, he’s such an unusual Alice~
CHARLES: Shut up! What would you know about me?
FLOWER D: He’s so harsh with words, too, oh my~
FLOWER D: Looks like he doesn’t have manners, nya~
FLOWER C: Uwoohhh~ Oh, so scary~ He’s so quick to yell.
FLOWER B: He’s got no good points, huh~
FLOWER D: So true~
FLOWER C: Such a pitiful one.
FLOWER and B: (laughs)
CHARLES: …! (he runs away)
CHARLES: It’s always like this…
CHARLES: No matter where I go… There’s no one who understands me!
CATERPILLAR: (turning pages) Volume 6… “The Origins of the Forest”…  About 100 pages…
CATERPILLAR: This substance is Thee up of carbonated water and calcium as the main ingredients… I’m sure it’ll react well with sweetened water.
CATERPILLAR: A doline is a hole on the earth’s surface… I see.
CATERPILLAR: Page 64 of the tax structures…
CATERPILLAR: Inheritance is a fortune that’s divided and changed depending on the amount of people who’ll receive it… I see…
CATERPILLAR: Then there’s… page 81 of the analysis on the mind…
CATERPILLAR: The unconsciousness of a person compared to the consciousness is…
CHARLES: Um… Isn’t it difficult to read more than one book at once?
CHARLES: I’m pretty sure it’ll be easier to read and understand one at a time…
CATERPILLAR: That may be the case for you but it’s not for me.
CATERPILLAR: This is further proved that I can still hear and understand you perfectly at the same time. Worry not.
CATERPILLAR: “There’s no one who understands me!” There was so much displeasure in that sentence.
CATERPILLAR: (closes his book) However, there is no need to be so down, Alice.
CATERPILLAR: A person finds it hard to understand himself so you shouldn’t be bothered about not being understood by others.
CHARLES: …! Then what about you?
CATERPILLAR: It is in me not understanding myself that I can understand more.
CATERPILLAR: Unlike you, see?
CATERPILLAR: I am but a mere caterpillar. Nothing more, nothing less.
CATERPILLAR: But, it is quite humorous to see you irritated about others not understanding you when you don’t understand yourself.
CHARLES: I don’t… want to understand myself either.
CATERPILLAR: You recognize that and yet you’re unable to understand others.
CATERPILLAR: Well, I guess that’s just about what you’re capable of.
CATERPILLAR: (laughs) ‘Read a book one at a time,’ you say?
CATERPILLAR: I didn’t think that you’d suggest that to a reader.
CATERPILLAR: Do you think that books have more value than yourself?
CHARLES: I mean… Books are more important than people, aren’t they?
CATERPILLAR: You’re quite the selfish one.
CATERPILLAR: You think only of yourself and not consider what others are thinking.
CATERPILLAR: That is… simply your logic.
CATERPILLAR: More so—
CHARLES: Enough, please! I don’t want to hear any more.
CHARLES: You’re nagging too much like Big Brother does!
CATERPILLAR: Let’s see here… That person is…
CATERPILLAR: Is he really a bad person? Or is he only bad in your perception?
CATERPILLAR: Moreover, listen until a person finis—
CHARLES: That’s not true! I’ve heard enough. Please excuse me.
  ***
  CHARLES: This place is really full of weird people!
(cat bell rings)
CHESHIRE CAT: (chuckles) I wonder what they mean by ‘unusual’~
CHESHIRE CAT: Answering what’s unusual or not is difficult, huh~
CHESHIRE CAT: Anyway, is that something that you can say?
CHARLES: Who--!? There’s no one here… Even though there’s a voice…
CHESHIRE CAT: I wonder~ Who am I, really~?
CHESHIRE CAT: ‘I am someone, and I am not.’
CHESHIRE CAT: The only one who can decide that is you.
CHESHIRE CAT: The question ‘Who am I?’ is not really that difficult~
CHESHIRE CAT: When I am not here then I am not.
CHESHIRE CAT: When I am here, then I am here.
CHESHIRE CAT: Such as when there’s a front, there’s a behind.
CHESHIRE CAT: I’m that much of a contradictory existence.
CHESHIRE CAT: The others call me Cheshire Cat.
CHESHIRE CAT: (laughs) Do you hate strange people, boy?
CHARLES: (deep breath) Yes. I’ve only been troubled the moment I arrived here!
CHARLES: The guy I asked for the way home won’t tell me and he hurried off.
CHARLES: Some flowers just kept on making fun of me even though they knew nothing about me…!
CHARLES: I’m this troubled and yet no one will help me!
CHESHIRE CAT: Is that so, is that so? You’re troubled, huh~
CHESHIRE CAT: You said you wanted to go home?
CHESHIRE CAT: Unfortunately, no one here’s really an ally or an enemy.
CHESHIRE CAT: It’d be best to keep that in mind.
CHESHIRE CAT: Hm~ You reeeeaaally don’t know anything, do you?
CHESHIRE CAT: You’re as sweet as can be.
CHESHIRE CAT: But that doesn’t mean that you can just be protected by anyone anywhere.
CHESHIRE CAT: You are free here. There’s no right or wrong. You’re free to live the way you want to~
CHESHIRE CAT: That’s right, freely~
CHESHIRE CAT: You don’t dislike that right, boy? Being free.
CHESHIRE CAT: And yet, you’re so displeasured.
CHESHIRE CAT: ‘Alice is really unusual,’ was it~?
CHESHIRE CAT: (laughs in a taunting kind of way)
CHARLES: You speak as if you know everything.
CHESHIRE CAT: Well, not everything~
CHESHIRE CAT: What I know is the same as what you do.
CHESHIRE CAT: In other words, as long as you know it then I will, too~
CHESHIRE CAT: Hey, Alice.
CHESHIRE CAT: Do you really want to go home?
CHARLES: … O-of course I do!
CHESHIRE CAT: Heh~ ‘of course,’ huh?
CHESHIRE CAT: Then, I think you should go that way~
CHESHIRE CAT: I’m sure there’s some delicious food over there. You’re hungry aren’t you, boy~?
CHESHIRE CAT: Eat your fill first.
CHARLES: I’m not hungry!
CHESHIRE CAT: No~ You are.
(Charles’ stomach grumbles)
CHARLES: …!
CHESHIRE CAT: See? (laughs) You’re not gonna be late going home anyway.
CHESHIRE CAT: I’m pretty sure you’ll find what you need there, Alice~
  ***
THE HATTER: Cheers to the tea party where anything goes!
MARCH HARE: Cheers~! The Hatter really knows how to throw a party! Let’s all let our hearts out and enjoy this to the fullest~
(glass breaks)
THE HATTER: (laughs) Goodness, this cake is marvellous! It flies so well with the cup.
DORMOUSE: (nervously) A-ah… that cup is… the thirteenth cup you’ve broken…
DORMOUSE: Uwah…! So wasteful… Why did you do that…? It’s the end of the world…
THE HATTER: Oh, Dormouse! Let us enjoy no matter what happens!
THE HATTER: Also, it is because we’ve already broken so many that we need not be aware of what we throw next!
THE HATTER: Plus, everything that holds shape will be broken someday.
MARCH HARE: I wouldn’t dare think that even a stylish cup like this could be broken.
MARCH HARE: This might be an omen for something good~! Woah, this is the best!
THE HATTER: Exactly! If you keep in mind that we can buy new cups then, see, what do you think~?
THE HATTER: The fun will increase!
DORMOUSE: That… may be… Yeah, that’s right!
DORMOUSE: Then let me break my remaining cups, too. Cheers~
(laughter erupts from the trio)
CHARLES: (quietly) Amazing…! They’re doing toasts using tea cups. If I did that at a normal tea party, Big Brother will surely scold me.
(Charles steps on a twig)
THE HATTER: Oh my, this is…! (he claps his hands) March Hare, Dormouse, we have a guest~
THE HATTER: Young Master, your hand please. (he grabs Charles’ hand)
THE HATTER: Now, over here please.
CHARLES: A-ah, please wait a minute... U-um… I’m looking for the way home and—
THE HATTER: Let’s leave the talk for later. Have a seat first.
THE HATTER: Now, this should be fine. Everyone, please greet Young Master Alice.
MARCH HARE: Welcome, Alice~ Cute guests are always welcome! I am now a very happy March Hare~
MARCH HARE: (giggles) You’re very lucky to have met me, Alice~
CHARLES: N-nice to meet you… You’re quite energetic, aren’t you?
THE HATTER: The March Hare is truly a strange one so we have no idea what he’ll do next! He is unpredictable~
THE HATTER: You might get eaten if you come too close to him.
MARCH HARE: Hey, hey, Hatter, that’s too much of a compliment~ Flattery will get you nowhere, you know~?
THE HATTER: (laughs) It’s your turn next! Come on, now’s not the time to be sleeping.
THE HATTER: Please pour some tea for Alice.
DORMOUSE: (yawns) Sure… I am… always sleepy so I’m a Dormouse…
DORMOUSE: The tea that I’d recommend is… (sleepily) the Darjeeling from… this pot…
DORMOUSE: It’s the best—(yawns) tea there is… (snores)
(the tea cups and stuff clatter as Dormouse falls asleep on the table)
CHARLES: Ah, this is bad…!
THE HATTER: It is fine! It’s a normal thing that happens in this tea party.
THE HATTER: It’s a small matter to be angry over. Moreover, he’s participating even though he’s sleeping so it’s fine~
DORMOUSE: (sleep talking) Please continue…
CHARLES: Ah… It’s true…! This is my first time in a tea party like this!
CHARLES: It’s refreshing and very fun, isn’t it?
THE HATTER: Thank you, Young Master! The Darjeeling pot has been ruined so let’s drink some other tea.
THE HATTER: What pastry would you like to eat?
MARCH HARE: Oh yeah~ How about the usual cookie. That special one that you always keep in your hat, Hatter~
THE HATTER: That is a NICE idea! (he takes off his hat to give some cookies) This is what ‘taking your hat off to someone’ really means~
THE HATTER: This is what I call the Hatter hospitality. Would you like one, Young Master?
CHARLES: Woah, they look delicious! Such cute hat-shaped cookies. Thank you!
(alarm rings)
THE HATTER: Oh, no, you can’t! (he snatches the cookie away from Charles)
CHARLES: What are you doing? You said I could eat it a while ago! Didn’t you give that to me?
THE HATTER: It is a law that the tea party should take a break once in a while.
THE HATTER: This alarm is the signal for that break.
THE HATTER: Well, even though we say that, this alarm is broken so we don’t know when it will go off.
CHARLES: No way…! Isn’t it a weird rule for a tea party to require a break at all?
CHARLES: There’s no way that it’s a law, is there?
MARCH HARE: Even if you tell us that, it’s a decided thing. We were told to strictly obey it.
THE HATTER: It’s unnecessary but at the same time it is. This world is just like that.
DORMOUSE: (sleep-talking) You’re quite the… unusual one, huh… Alice… (snores)
THE HATTER: (laughs) You say such interesting things, Young Master. Really, very wonderful.
(Charles slams his hand on the table)
CHARLES: It’s not interesting at all! (the tea sets clatter)
DORMOUSE: (snaps awake and panics) That way of speaking…! Did the King of Hearts suddenly appear?!
CHARLES: No, I’m not the King.
THE HATTER: Then, are you close to the King?
THE HATTER: Please forgive us…! We’ll do this properly. We’ll make it interesting like you wish!
THE HATTER: Please… Smile more…
THE HATTER: We beg of you… Please spare our lives…!
CHARLES: Um… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you this much.
CHARLES: Please raise your head, Mr. Hatter.
MARCH HARE: Alice, that’s the one thing you shouldn’t say to the Hatter.
MARCH HARE: That it’s not interesting, I mean.
MARCH HARE: Those words are taboo.
DORMOUSE: His life’s… riding on it, you see…?
DORMOUSE: The King’s orders are… absolute.
THE HATTER: One day, we were just doing a tea party like we usually do.
THE HATTER: It was nothing big, really. Very peaceful it was, yes.
THE HATTER: However, we were happily content with it.
THE HATTER: Reuniting with our friends, talking and laughing about random things while drinking delicious tea. It was your usual tea party.
THE HATTER: That’s when he suddenly appeared! The King of Hearts!
THE HATTER: “How uninteresting! What an uneventful tea party!” is what he told me.
THE HATTER: “Make it grander! Make it overflow with fun, don’t be afraid. Make this a perfect and free tea party!” he said.
THE HATTER: “If not…  I will have your head…” is what he told me.
CHARLES: Unbelievable…!
THE HATTER: Ever since then, it feels as if our time has stopped.
THE HATTER: No matter how many times it happens, we just repeat the same time over again.
THE HATTER: This fun tea party bound by harsh time will continue on until the King tells us to stop.
DORMOUSE: It’s not like… we’re doing it because we want to…
MARCH HARE: We have no choice. There’s just no other way. We have to make it fun even if it’s boring. Or else we’ll lose our heads.
THE HATTER: Alice went all the way here and yet we disappointed him.
THE HATTER: I am such a failure of a Hatter. A big fool who can’t do anything…!
CHARLES: That’s not true! Mr. Hatter’s not useless. You have to treasure yourself more.
CHARLES: Thank you for inviting me, I had a lot of fun.
THE HATTER: Young Master Alice…
CHARLES: I understand how you feel, Mr. Hatter. I’m always being reproved by my Big Brother, too.
CHARLES: But, this is too strange. We have to tell the King of Hearts or e— (alarm rings)
THE HATTER: Break time is over! I’m full of energy again after Alice’s encouragement.
THE HATTER: Thank you! We’re already used to it so it’s okay.
THE HATTER: We don’t want to hurt your feelings. Now, let us resume the tea party!
THE HATTER: Now then, where should we begin?
MARCH HARE: From the part where we were eating sweets while toasting.
MARCH HARE: Then, next up is riddle time.
DORMOUSE: I’ll be careful not to fall asleep… (yawns)
THE HATTER: Now then, let us enjoy this! With smiles on our faces.
THE HATTER: That’s the rule after all~ It’s the only way our heads can stay with our bodies.
DORMOUSE: With a grin and… a fun attitude…
CHARLES: No way… That’s not fun at all! I’ll go to where the King is.
CHARLES: There’s no need for you to follow such absurd rules.
CHARLES: You can’t give up! If you really want to change then…
THE HATTER: Of course I would prefer having genuine fun from the bottom of my heart.
THE HATTER: I do but…
CHARLES: I don’t know how I’ll do it but… I’m sure there’s a way!
CHARLES: That’s why let’s have courage to move forward.
CHARLES: Come on, let’s go.
MARCH HARE: That’s totally impossible~ Plus, it’s troublesome. Isn’t this fine~
DORMOUSE: (yawns) I won’t get scolded if I just sleep here… (snores)
CHARLES: I get it, you’re right. I don’t know what will happen if I go unprepared.
CHARLES: It’s scary, huh… Sorry for forcing it on you.
THE HATTER: I will go.
CHARLES: …!
THE HATTER: I will believe in Alice. And then, I’ll try believing in myself, too.
THE HATTER: Let us go together!
DORMOUSE: (sleepily) Are you really going…?
MARCH HARE: Hatter! It won’t be my fault if something happens.
THE HATTER: I am aware! Moreover, I am quite curious about Alice.
THE HATTER: It seems like he’s looking for a way home so I will help him as well.
CHARLES: Mr. Hatter…
CHARLES: I don’t know what I can do but if I’m with you I feel like I can figure it out.
CHARLES: The way to move forward…
CHARLES: Now then, let’s go!
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full name: Liliana Vess.
gender & sexuality: Female / Heterosexual. A little curious.
ethnicity & species: Dominarian in canon. Human with a splash of demonic magic for that unaging youthfulness.
birthplace & birthday: Vess Manor in the Caligo forest on the plane of Dominaria. Around 200 years ago, she doesn’t remember the specific date anymore.
guilty pleasures:  Raising zombie armies to fight eldritch tentacle gods and timeless elder dragons. Controlling a social situation to make everyone around her as uncomfortable as possible. Moving Jace’s books around. Rarely, indulging in meaningless sexual relations that eventually gain meaning.
phobias & fears: She fears dying 100% the most more than anything. As much as she might not want to admit it, she’s afraid of Nicol Bolas, especially now that he controls her. Losing someone she cares about. It’s rare she comes by those, so losing them would be terrible for her. In a way, she fears the Raven Man, whatever he is. The chain veil as well. Its power is overwhelming and saps her strength and tugs at her sanity whenever she uses it, but using it is kind of like a drug.
what they would be infamous for: Liliana Vess is infamous for her necromantic abilities. She’s said to be one of, if not THE strongest necromancer in the multiverse. Infamously fashionable. Infamously insufferable to be around, some might say.
what have they/ would they be arrested for: Raising a zombie army and/or murder and/or throwing angels in the trash :/
character you ship them with: Jace Beleren is canon so definitely that one. Cecil!! Stinky husbando. That’s about it really. Liliana’s not the easiest to ship. Always up for trying, though 8)
character most likely to murder them: Nicol Bolas, Jace Beleren or herself tbh. Bolas is kind of obvious. He holds her demonic contract now and if she disobeys him in any way, she’ll just straight up die no questions asked. Jace because they’ve kind of set up the story now where they’re on opposite sides, however reluctant Liliana is. It seems there might be a final throw down and the two of them might have to fight! How dramatic. And herself is probably the most likely in my opinion. She constantly pushes herself and uses more and more power when she needs to and I think it would be poetically beautiful for that to be her end. If written correctly, of course.
favorite book genre: Horror stories I’d imagine. Maybe some nonfiction like history or a memoir of some kind.
least favorite book cliche: Anything to do with the romance genre probably.
talents & / or powers: Necromancy! Raising the dead mostly. Talking to spirits, the ability to rot something in seconds, including the mind. Summoning shades and ghouls and geists and the like. Spooky things, ya know. As well, she can straight up fire blasts of death magic at people. She has the power of the chain veil as well which just amplifies all these abilities. Talented in the art of making people not like her. The power of making bad life choices. One of the best manipulators you’ll meet. Lies like breathing.
why someone might love them: Purely physical. She’s very beautiful and will stay that way for the foreseeable future. A love at first sight kind of deal maybe. Someone might love her because she manipulated them into it. That’s kind of what she did with Jace in the beginning, but I doubt she had any intention of letting it get that far or gaining feelings herself. Or, someone might love her because they’re able to see past the insane amount of walls she puts up to protect herself. If they can somehow manage to get close to Liliana, they’ll learn she’s not as terrible as she sometimes makes herself out to be. She’s beautiful, confident in herself, independent, smart and resourceful. She speaks well and has a good head on her shoulders for the most part. She’s been hurt and fucked over by the multiverse one too many times, that’s all.
why someone might hate them: Oh, plenty of reasons. She’s full of herself, lies like theres no tomorrow, will manipulate you at some point. She loves herself more than anyone else and will always, ALWAYS, put herself before you like 99.99% of the time. You might think she’s doing something nice for you but she’s really doing it so you’ll owe her later. As well, necromancy is generally pretty frowned upon in most corners of the multiverse and she’s not shy about her powers. Liliana likes commanding the conversation and is not above making someone else look like a fool in any situation. She’s not the easiest to get along with. She knows how to hurt with words and she uses it all the time.
how they change: Over the course of the last few years in terms of Magic story (not sure how much time has passed for them), Liliana has changed a whole bunch. Like, it’s mind boggling to be honest. While it has been all for pretty selfish reasons, Liliana has not only helped others, but the entire multiverse by getting rid of the last Eldrazi. She joined the Gatewatch and made an oath to protect the multiverse from threats. She made friends! Even if there was a big misunderstanding and they kind of don’t trust her and stuff, they still care about her! Gideon of all people I think cares about her the most. A white, good aligned planeswalker caring about a black mana loving, morally fucked necromancer. And he doesn’t care about her because she manipulated him into it! He knows about all her bullshit but he chose to help her anyway. And Liliana has really gone out of her way to help all of them. Yes, she had her own reasons, but she still did it which is much more than she was doing before. I think she’s made leaps and bounds all things considered over the last few years of Magic story.
why you love them: All of the reasons stated above. Why people love her, why people hate her, how she’s changed. I love all of it. I love all of her. She’s brilliant, misunderstood, trying to keep hold of her humanity. Necromancers are cool as fuck and she’s the best one. She looks her problems in the face and says fuck you I make the rules. She’s been through so much pain and has come out better and stronger for it. She keeps going, no matter what. She’s strong, gorgeous, makes bad decisions but always finds a way out. I could go on for days ugh. I love her so much. SO MUCH. So fucking much. I’ll never not love her. In many ways, I aspire to be like her.  Liliana Vess is my favorite character in anything I think.
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4x22 “Think Fast”
Wow. What an episode. Let’s dig into it. 
That opening scene was insane. It was yet another instance highlighting just how terrifying DeVoe is. He singlehandedly took out an ARGUS facility, murdered almost everyone in it. I think that ARGUS scientist was the only survivor? I am still shook that he turned the ARGUS agents he had already killed into zombies and had them kill their coworkers. All while listening to Handel’s “Hallelujah”. The soundtrack made the scene even more chilling. I am super offended that he used Diggle’s face to get into ARGUS. You leave him out of this, DeVove! 
The Harry and Iris scenes were an absolute delight. I can’t get enough of them. That is a relationship I didn’t know I needed to see. It also seems like they’ve switched roles in a way? Iris was more interested in the facts of the situation and taking actions and Harry was thinking more on the emotional side of things. It was a very interesting role reversal that worked really well. It broke my heart to hear Harry say that he didn’t feel useful anymore. But Iris’s compassion and understanding of people, and her including Harry in her search for Marlize, helped him realize, and reiterating what Cecile has said to him before “There is more than one way to be intelligent.” 
Iris’s anger over Marlize. I was right there with her! Yes, Iris technically stabbed herself, but I still view it as Marlize stabbing her, as she wouldn’t have been put in that situation in the first place had Marlize not cornered her with a katana. That wasn’t the main issue though, not even close. Marlize helped ruin Barry’s life in more ways than one, put him in prison which led to him losing his job. That is not something that is easy to forgive. So even though Harry had good intentions when he was trying to view things from Marlize’s point of view, I completely understand Iris’s anger with him at that moment. Her confrontation with Marlize was so good. Calling her out on her role in this and her current indifference to the Enlightenment. And this line “Pessimism isn’t smarter than optimism. In this life, the bravest thing you can be is optimistic.” I just...wow. I just really love that line. I love the parallels between Iris and Barry here, because the both of them together can inspire people to be and do better, and Iris really exemplified that in this episode. 
The Killer Frost development was an interesting one to say the least. I’m glad Caitlin finally went to therapy to discuss what’s going on with her. They should honestly have Dr. Finkle sign an NDA and hire her full time at this point. The diagnosis of Dissociative Identity Disorder. This doesn’t surprise me, as it lines up with what we’ve seen in the past with Frost and Caitlin. Though this is an unfortunate trope in comic mediums I find? @barryandiriswest-allen posted about this, and how DID is very rare, but it seems to be fairly common in comic book mediums, I can name at least four Marvel characters with DID: Bruce Banner (Hulk), Marc Spector (Moon Knight), David Haller (Legion), and Mary Walker (Typhoid Mary), and I’m pretty sure there’s more. It was interesting how we got to hear Caitlin talk about her dad as she rarely mentions him so I’m curious as to how many memories of her father she’s suppressing. The childhood memory that we saw suggested that Killer Frost first appeared after what I’m assuming to be a response to her almost getting hit by a car as a child. I think that was her father’s voice in the flashback? They talked about how it was impossible that KF appeared before the particle accelerator explosion. Which isn’t true. We have seen metas whose powers have emerged in response to other events, it just hasn’t been that common as far as we know. Plus I imagine we will get more into the metagene next season with Dawn’s arrival. Barry and Iris will want to know if their children will inherit Barry’s speed. I was talking to @trashgaryen about this, and I kinda came up with a theory. Caitlin doesn’t talk about her father much. All she says is that he died of ALS and that he was a great dad, but she doesn’t really tell us many memories of him. What if Caitlin’s powers onset early, possibly as a result of the traumatic event of her almost getting hit by the car, and she accidentally killed her father? Maybe her mother covered it up to protect her. Possibly why her mom has a career in cryogenics? Not that I think any of this will actually pan out to be true, I’m just spitballing theories here. 
Barry and Cisco’s scenes were so important and emotional. I have missed them being bros and now they are finally opening up to each other, it was so good. I understand both Barry and Cisco’s side of the argument. Barry doesn’t want anyone else to die because of him. “Losing my two best friends? That’s the end of my world.” I don’t blame him for feeling that way at all. At this point, he blames himself for the deaths of twelve people. The look on his face when it was determined that they couldn’t save Fallout was heartbreaking. But Cisco’s argument was 100% correct. He can’t do this alone. Especially in that frame of mind. It broke my heart to hear, and I honestly expected this, that Cisco also blames himself for the deaths of the bus metas. But he’s been suppressing it for so long probably for the same reasons that Barry has been suppressing his feelings. There are two things that Barry said that are sticking with me. The first “I don’t need another therapist.” Ow? Is Barry ashamed that he has to see a therapist? And that he feels like he pushed Ralph too hard cause he wasn’t there. Now I read that as Barry blaming himself for being in prison, so yeah there are definitely more emotions he’s suppressing there. Barrisco angst. But it was needed and good Barrisco angst. Barry needed that reminder that he is not the only one to blame, and that he isn’t and never has been in this alone. Ugh the fact that Cisco blames himself for everything that has happened with DeVoe, that he might view it as him being selfish for wanting Barry back, and maybe he thinks he’s at fault for putting the city in danger for getting Barry out of the Speed Force? How much does Cisco blame himself for? He’s been suppressing this the entire time cause he’s worried about everyone else. That really parallels Barry and Cisco’s emotional arcs currently. Shelving their own emotional problems cause they consider the well being of others more important than their own psychological well-being. Ow that hurts.
Joe and Cecile’s scenes were really cute and endearing. It is really fascinating that Cecile’s powers have expanded now that she’s close to her due date. Her jumping into people’s minds and exhibiting other people’s personality traits was really funny. Joe being so worried about the baby! Oh my heart. His concerns are entirely valid though, what if supervillains attack the hospital while she’s giving birth and he has to protect them? If she goes into labor in the finale, which I’m expecting, he was right to be worried about it. 
I was starting to get really anxious towards the end there, especially after Barry destroyed the satellite and DeVoe didn’t seem all that concerned by it. I knew he had a backup plan. I was furious when he broke into the Time Vault and hijacked Time Vault Gideon. No one fucks with Gideon, you asshole! Barry’s face once he realized that DeVoe had won absolutely ruined me. 
So I definitely think all of this is going to lead into an anti-meta arc. This episode alone reaffirmed that for me. DeVoe breaks into a hi-tech ARGUS facility disguised as a respected ARGUS agent and easily dismantles their meta dampeners. He slaughters almost the entire facility, and takes hostages. It was particularly significant for me that even after Cisco reassured the ARGUS scientist that DeVoe was taken care of, she didn’t seem to trust him. DeVoe then uses STAR Labs satellites to replace the one Barry destroyed. That, in addition to the citywide panic that appears to be happening in the promo, that may result in civilian casualties, may cause the mayor to say “Enough is enough.” and draft anti-meta legislation. STAR will be hated again, though even though it wasn’t their fault, DeVoe still used their tech to kickstart the Enlightenment. 
Even though the finale will definitely cause my heart to race and probably traumatize everyone on Team Flash, I am ready for the happy part of the episode when Dawn reveals herself! 
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there’s glitter on the floor after the party...
Taylor,
*About 9 days ago, on May 22nd, 2018, I had just arrived home from your Seattle show at CenturyLink Field. It was 4am and I couldn’t sleep. I had so much on my mind and was still on a high from your show. So, in the early hours of the morning, after my friends had long gone to bed, I began to write. I’ve revised my original note quite a bit since then. I’ve also had the opportunity to do some additional reflecting since tour, and I have some thoughts. So, I guess this is the end-result of a mash-up of 4AM overly-emotional rambling, combined with well thought-out, fully coherent, mature writing. I feel like I really over-explained this. I could have been a lot less-awkward in setting this up. Let's just get into it:
[SO. I just got home from your Seattle show. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. This was my 6th tour, and I made what seems like an infinite amount of unforgettable memories with a group of incredible people I call my ‘Swiftie Fam” (the name needs work...). There's Cecil (my long-time, Canadian Swiftie friend, you’ll see him in earlier posts), Wanda (Cecil’s wife), Kaeden (7. Cecil & Wanda’s son. Major Swiftie. His first concert!), and finally the beautiful Maile (a recent addition to the fam, and now a life-long friend!).  It’s hard to explain in words, but we all have developed a connection that’s special and unique because of what we experienced together. I couldn’t have asked for a better group of people to stand by my side tonight. We danced, laughed, and cried together… I don’t think I’ve ever felt more understood. These people ‘get’ me.
Not surprisingly, I screamed every single lyric at the top of my lungs and subsequently lost my voice almost IMMEDATIELY. With that in mind, I suppose a more accurate description would be: I wasn’t so much singing, as I was gasping for the remainder of the show. I literally danced with until I was out of breath. I cried (ok, SOBBED) all of my make-up off (a Long Live/NYD mash-up… are you kidding me?! I FEEL ATTACKED). 
By the end of the night, I resembled a pathetic, overly-emotional, glittery, drowned rat.
and I was living my absolute best life.
Also, I was REALLY proud of our outfits this time around! I think we did a decent job of recreating your Direct TV commercial, with my rainbow two-piece, and Cecil’s interpretation of Olivia Benson dressed as a Caticorn (I can’t say I ever thought I’d use that in a sentence). It consisted of around 8-10 hours total of gluing, painting, and hand-sewing, leading up to the show. Everything turned out awesome, way better than expected. Totally worth the man hours! Wanda hand-made matching these adorable matching t-shirts for her and little Kaden (Big Rep & Little Rep), and Maile constructed a beautiful MASTERPIECE from the mountain LYWMMD outfit- it was freakin’ incredible and HOT!
There was something a bit different about this tour for a couple of reasons:
[The production.] I don’t think I’ve experienced such sensory-overload in my LIFE. The whole time it was like a constant stream of frantic, internal dialogue with a lot of run-on sentences, like, “WHAT IS HAPPENING SHE’S GIVING US CHOREO OMG YAAASSS WERK HONEY IF A MAN TALKS SHIT WE DON'T OWE HIM A DAMN THING OH MY GOD ITS RAINING CONFETTI I MUST COLLECT IT I HOPE THESE MULTI-COLORED FLASHING LIGHTS DON’T GIVE ME AN EPILEPTIC ATTACK WHERE THE F-CK DID THESE GIGANTIC SNAKES COME FROM THERE ARE LITERALLY STAGES EVERYWHERE I’M OVERWHELMED OH SHIT SHES PULLING A SPEAK NOW BY WALKING THROUGH THE CROWD WHAT'S GOING ON OH GOD F-CKING FIREWORKS THESE VOCALS ARE LIT THO I'M SWEATING I’M DEFINITELY GONNA NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS NEW YEARS DAY/LONG LIVE MASH UP IS THAT A FOUNTAIN WHATS HAPPENING OH GOD IT’S REAL WATER AND SHE’S IN THE FOUNTAIN I’M HAVING A 2008 SHOULD’VE SAID NO ACM AWARDS FLASHBACK MOMENT HOLY SH-T MORE F-CKING FIREWORKS SO MUCH PYRO IS THIS EVEN LEGAL” I’ve gotta say, you have BEST band (Paul, Amos and Mike..OGS), vocalists (Eliott and Kamilah…the TALENT), and all the dancers. Every single person on that stage was on FIRE, and their talent, passion, and individual personalities made the night sparkle.
[The fans.] I freaking adore this fan culture. I’ve never met a Swiftie who wasn’t ridiculously friendly, welcoming, and super relatable. The vibe was so positive. I’ve never smiled, waved and taken pictures with so many random strangers in my life. It felt as if we were literally in a different world that day. It felt like home.
[YOU!.]  We need to talk about this major GLO UP you’ve got going on, honey. You exude SO much confidence and you're just pure sunshine. When I think about the way you’ve carried yourself these past couple of years through all of the BS drama, I can’t help but feel damn proud. You’ve successfully converted pain into art, into music. Real music, that’s poignant, raw, and just BAD ASS. Your lyrics continue to foster a special connection you maintain with the audience...a connection that often times breathes life into brokenness.
I felt like the luckiest girl in the entire world tonight. 
This may have been my best concert experience ever, which is actually pretty ironic because:
Unlike Red, I wasn’t in the Pit
I didn’t have VIP seating, like 1989
You weren’t close enough for any potential high fives, waves, or eye contact like I experienced at Speak Now at B-Stage
We were not chosen for Rep Room (or T-Party, Club Red, or Loft 89)
…But, it was OK. It was way more than OK. It was truly a dream.
Listen: Something I've always deeply admired about you is that you make it a priority to maintain a personal relationship with the fans.  It’s clear you want to meet as many of us as possible, and you make a conscious effort to do so. You get to know us as individuals and you CARE, and that means everything us and makes such an impact. I mean, you invite us into your HOME for crying out loud, you walk through massive crowds and give high-fives, you lurk our Instagrams and Tumblrs and interact on social media, and you always make a notable effort to meet as many of us as possible at tour.
However, this can sometimes turn into a bit of a "Catch 22" situation for people. The downside, is that it’s honestly SUPER easy to fall into the “trap” of being consumed with the possibility of meeting you after your shows. Due to the fact that the “selection” process is both intentional, yet also random. To be transparent, it's quite difficult to not obsess with the idea of ‘trying’ to get chosen. I witness this behavior so often, in others and in myself just as much, if not more. Selfishly, I often feel not only jealous, but UPSET when I see photos/read experiences of other fans meeting you. I sometimes feel like the only one who hasn’t yet gotten the opportunity.  It can quickly turn into a mind-game if you're not careful, which has the potential to become toxic if we allow the idea of meeting you to rule supreme over what it's actually about...which is the MUSIC. And, this amazing show you put on for us night after night. And somewhat understandably so, I've witnessed the obsession with being chosen to meet you become a main focus point for a lot of us (including myself a bit!). It's pretty stressful, and can easily dampen or cheapen the concert experience, if you're not careful. As dramatic as this probably sounds, Tumblr (and social media) can be brutal within this fandom, and dare I say ‘cut-throat’ at times. It's easy to get upset watching (what seems like) literally EVERYONE get that opportunity, except you. 
That said, I had a wake-up call/mini-epiphany recently, which manifested while driving home from your show at Midnight on May 22nd with my friends, feeling so amazing and so grateful for what I just experienced…but also a little guilty because I feel like I’ve spent way too much time worrying about the possibility of meeting at you when you come to Seattle, how to get the attention of Taylor Nation, where to find Mama Swift, getting that guitar pick from Papa Swift, and this time was no different. Granted, my intentions are 100% pure and it’s only because you’ve meant so freakin much to me for so many years, and it's almost as if my life won’t be complete until I finally get to tell you in person. That said, there is certainty a valuable lesson to be learned here. I am confident that you and I will come face-to-face one day (hopefully with my Swifie fam!). The stars will align at the exactly the right time, and I will have my moment with you, and it will be SO worth the wait. You can't "force" stuff like this, you know? The privilege of meeting you is almost ‘sacred’ in a sense. At least in my opinion. Anyway, my point is: I refuse to a continue to attempt to “create fate” by attempting to "earn" my worthiness in fandom. It’s not productive, it's not healthy, and it’s not cute.
Alright, this is getting out of hand. I need to wrap this up. 🤣 I’m not sure whether or not you’ve seen any of my throwback photo-posts I posted the week leading up to the show. They definitely explain a lot more about me, and my history being a fan. Either way, I must reiterate how grateful I am to have you in my life, and that support you 100% and will always be here. The amount of hope, joy and comfort you've given me over the past 10+ years is insurmountable, and I'll never be able to repay you for that. And I mean that in the most sincere way. Not a lot of things make me as happy as you make me (especially lately). This experience was the ‘boost’ I needed, I think. And like I said, the relationship I have with my friends/Swiftie Fam is invaluable, and I look forward to making memories with them at your shows in the future. You’ve brought the most random group of people together and created a bond that’s unique, unconditional and unbreakable, and I think that’s so cool.
This was A LOT longer than I originally intended it to be. This escalated quickly. Haha. Thanks for listening. 💗
Don’t read the last page…]
Love you, T
Crystal
@taylorswift
@taylornation
@ceunit
@maileswiftie
[photos]:  1) The whole crew: Cecil, Wanda, Kaeden, Maile and myself at our seats. 2) Kaeden the night before the show. SO EXCITED!! 3) Testing out the Caticorn onesie w/ Cecil 4) Cecil and myself FULLY DECKED and ready to go. 5) Wanda and Kaeden: Big Rep & Lil’ Rep! 6) the girls! Maile, Wanda and Me pre-show 7) Us at the end of the show! And yes, that’s me in the middle..in disbelief, exhausted, sweaty, and a physical and emotional wreck (see also: ‘drowned rat’ description above). 8) All of us after the show literally in a hotel lobby (and glitter on the floor after the party!), waiting for traffic to die down before we headed home.
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I'm working on your ask, but here's some for you: I, A, M, S, P, O, T
Ask prompt here: x
thanks puffin!! this is gonna be long and nostalgic eyy
I - HasTumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? 
I wouldn’t say “actively dislike” butthe toxicity of fandom on this website has sucked away most of my passion for Voltron lol. I used to really dig itthe first month or so after getting really into it when S2 aired. I still havean unfinished draft for a 7-parter rarepair fic //ey guess my fav duo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)// sitting in my folders. don’t think I’llbe touching it any time soon though. im rather burnt out from this fandom, evenif I do still enjoy watching all the new seasons thereafter.
another is StevenUniverse ah a. (but in its and my defence, I wasn’t really into it anywaysas compared to other fandoms. the songs are still good, but I haven’t beenkeeping up with the newer Steven bombs, one part because of motivation, andanother because the thought of going into the tags to reblog contentintimidates the heck out of me pffft)
A - Ships that youcurrently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone hasOTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
(puffin this question is gonnatake up half the ask oh god)oh bOY where do I start hahahaha. there’s so many aph and fe callbacks hahaha few otps aside I really have too manycrackpairs and platonic friendship ride-or-die squads I would die for. theseare only a few really relevant ones from the top of my head-
OTPS:
Norway/Vietnam (Hetalia) – alWAYS. i dont talk about and reblog much aph anymore but i still think about these two frequently. they were my first and closestthing ever to an actual otp in all my years of knowing what an otp was gosh Ihope to write about them again soon. their dynamics are the peak of mypreferences.
MU(avatar unit)/Silas (FE Fates) – thechildhood friends + loyal knight and liege trope + a pinch of memory loss wasnever really my thing, but guess there’s a first for everything ha h a ah a….silas is too pure for the angst I put him through im so sorry ಸ ل͜ ಸ
Berkut/Rinea (FE: SOV) – the second that one cutscene of these two played I got1000% more invested in the story pffft. anyways rinea may be top tier fav andberkut shit tier fav, and their story tragic as heck (and I would also arguethat he doesn’t deserve her), but their genuine and honest love for each otheramidst the incoming death flags gets me every time
707/MC (Mystic messenger) – honestly they can either be a really good platonicdynamic duo or a solid otp. purely from the perspective of my own MC, theycomplement each other well; perfect balance of light-hearted teasing and asolid wall of comfort for each other.
Ray-Saeran/MC (Mystic messenger) – ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
(Other) Ships:
Seychelles/Iceland/HK (Hetalia) – they are good togetherromantically or platonically hahahaha. a good golden trio of kids
Russia/Vietnam (Hetalia) – their potential relationship and clashof character due to conflicting personalities fascinate me. a totally differentnoir vibe from norviet and one I hope to explore if I ever come back to aph
Nyx/Leo (FE Fates) – nyx ships are reallyrare but half of them are surprisingly sweet and poignant. Odin and Laslow tooare really sweet candidates to woo this jaded grandma’s heart.
MU/Laslow (FE Fates) – got to thank a wacky7-11 employee au dream I had for this one. but in the games their supportconversations are surprisingly thoughtful and low-key flirting which was notwhat I expected at all. wholesome.
Ham/Kai (MUxMU, FE) – remember when I said protag/protagships are the good stuff? yea h thatprincess tutu au is coming along swell
Alm/Celica (FE: SOV) – the rare main canon couple I love whodon’t die and get their happy ending (LOL this sounds really pathetic now thatI’ve said it)
Leon/Valbar (FE: SOV) – no one is surprised LOL. romantic orno, as long as leon is happy with where he stands with valbar and valbar ishappy with where he is im happy for them both
Conrad/Rinea (FE: SOV) – I know there are a couple of youreading this whos gonna give me that look but liste n; they could have met, and there is potential for them.(honestly this is just like another norviet situation where I put my 2 topfaves together for crackpair experimentation bUT IT WORKS I ASSURE YOU)
Zen/MC (Mystic messenger) – zen is so earnest that I can’t refute himhahaha. he also has a special seat in my mysme heart, since he was the firstroute I played and made me create content for the fandom proper
707/Jaehee (Mystic messenger) – they are rapidly gaining OTP status ꉂ (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱª aaaa nightmare flashbacks because justlike norviet they really are the rarest of crackpairs and have almost to no content(gonna get down to business and churn fic out one day). these two are moresimilar than they’d think too.
Cecil/Haruka (Utapri) – ahahaha a good ship from a guiltypleasure fandom
(Purely) Platonic:
Izuku/Iida/Ochako (BNHA) – the first golden trio of thisseries. I love them so much.
Vanderwood/MC (Mystic messenger) – they parallel each other. truly thebiggest ride-or-die duo I will support to the end of time
Zen/Yoosung (Mystic messenger) – zen is such a mother hen to yoosungwwwww truly wholesome
Chise/Ruth (Ancient Magus Bride) – platonic master/familiar-partner relationships where both of them care for each other so much to the point where they would die for the other are my one weakness. its the reason i love writing more fleshed-out pokemon aus and loyal dogs/animals in longer fics. anyways these two are good
M - Name acharacter that you’d like to have for a friend.
707. It would be a trip justknowing him. (apart from the memes. but my life is already 80% meme, honestlywhats the difference ahahaha aaa-) Just, I feel like it would be really fun tohang out with him and revel in his wackiness (even if that personality is afront, maybe one day when i finally get into his inner-circle of friends, I hopeto be privy and be a good listening ear to his truer, more sombre personality.)
On the other hand, myself-confidence and 2nd hand embarrassment will be directlyproportional to each other (And im 100% sure Seven is the kind of person whowill exploit that hAH)
S - Show us anexample of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
Every relevant character inMysmes is either a type of asexual (greysexual etc.), or on various points ofthe bi-spectrum. Yeah; even self-proclaimed, “straight-laced” Zen lol.
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (wealways need more ideas)
Vampire/Selkie AU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a selkie whose skin gets stolen and hidden from a human man is forced to become his bride and taken back to his village. there, to escape the stares of bigoted villagers and the clutches of her overbearing and possessive husband, she takes refuge in the only place he would not go; the old holy church.
only, she finds she isn’t the first to occupy this place of solitude. the master of the church notices her soon enough, and when vampire recognises the ancient weave of magic that flows within her, he appears; intrigued for something other than a fresh meal.
(basically a deviation from the standard vampire (romance-ish) novels lolol plot bunny hit me pre-Christmas eve dinner/yesterday and sofar im digging it. still planning the ship and fandom though; it might very easily be OC-based)
O - Choose a songat random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
since 1 is never enough, hereare 4 songs I was listening to recently:
Little Knights, Nem feat.Noire : Zen/MC(a zen-ish song through and through)
over and over, Yanagi Nagi : Saeran Choi + 707&MC(more saeran-centric with interpretative lyrics and referencing to both ray andunknown personas)
Finding something to do, HelloGoodbye : 707/Jaehee(fits their “don’t go where I can’t follow” dynamic haha ow.)
Life will Change, Shoji Meguro + Benjamin Franklin feat. Lyn Inaizumi : Kai(mui) or Ham(let)(honestly the entire persona 5 ost is massive fe fates protag feels)
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons thatyou will die defending?
Not really. I’m a very flexible person when it comes tointerpretable lore and content, especially if it’s the type of HCs that thefandom collectively comes up with. Unless it’s a canon fact, I like to dabble orjust stay away from HCs in general. If I have to come up with some in my fics,then so be it. But most of the time these HCs are either super vague or onlyapply to the context in this particular piece or series of writing. Basically Idon’t mind switching HCs for charas frequently as long as it does notfundamentally change their own character. (HCs for hobbies and loves and habitsand relationships apart from their inner circle, etc. are all fine)
Honestly it just boils down to expectations lol I know myown limits, and I know not to be disappointed when canon updates end updebunking (popular) fandom HCs or my own.
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Is an Unborn Baby a Human Being? Planned Parenthood: “It’s Up to Each Individual to Decide”
To: Dawn Laguens, Executive Vice President and Chief Brand Officer for Planned Parenthood
Ms. Laguens,
You don’t know me and there’s very little chance you’ve ever heard of me, but in any case, I want to make a public appeal to you.
It’s my sincere hope and ambition to make this plea without a hint of rancor or irony, but rather, from a place of genuine brokenness and an assured hope that the God who made all things is well capable of changing your heart and willing to do just that.
As my wife and I watched your recent interview with Tucker Carlson together last night, I found myself fascinated at just how intent you were to avoid his main question—on the moral value of a human being in her mother’s womb—and return to your main messaging. You want the world to know and believe, as I’m convinced you do (at least to a very high degree) that Planned Parenthood stands for choice and women’s reproductive health care.
When Carlson pressed you to tell him your moral judgment of what, exactly, a preborn human being is, you were on point: “I think that’s up to each individual to decide what they believe, but one in three women in this country have an abortion during their lifetime, and obviously, they are making their own choice. What I’m here to talk about today is that the [GOP healthcare plan] will take away millions of cancer screenings and birth control for women in this country.”
Now, before going further, I need to stop and point out (though I’m certain you already know this) that even the pro-abortion fact-checkers at the Washington Post have debunked the claim that one in three U.S. women get an abortion as a 4-Pinocchio lie—the most dishonest rating they have at their disposal.
The Post was slightly more lenient on the claim that Planned Parenthood offers cancer screenings, tagging it as worthy of 3 Pinocchios just days before your president, Cecile Richards, admitted to Congress that your organization doesn’t do any mammograms at all. Further research has debunked your company’s claims that you offer prenatal care—with one of your site representatives even telling a pregnant woman that your brand name itself is “deceptive” since you’re not really in the business of enabling parenthood.
A tried-and-true adage in public relations is, when you’re going into an interview, you need to proverbially ask the interviewer, “Do you have questions for my answers?” In that sense, Ms. Laguens, your answers were admirable. You stuck to the script far better than I would’ve been able to, I can tell you that much.Now to the Plea
There are at least two problems with sticking to the script, however. The first is in doing so, you’re dodging the basic moral question: Is what we’re doing right, and if so, how do we know it’s right? Your conviction is that “choice” is the ultimate truth in every pregnancy—namely, the “choice” of whether or not a woman carries or destroys her unborn child. There’s no other way to say this, except to say you’re imperiling your own soul by dodging this question, Ms. Laguens.
If that little human being has been lovingly crafted in the image of God—even, before the point of viability—your participation in destroying this life makes you accountable before the God of Heaven, whether you acknowledge that reality or not.
The second problem with sticking to your script is you know it’s riddled with lies. As we’ve pointed out before, even the most ardent supporters of abortion and Planned Parenthood—not the least of which is your own president—are forced to admit your claims sound far more like the words of Pinocchio than, say, Honest Abe.
I’m not going to lie, Ms. Laguens, there was a part of me that found this interview with Tucker Carlson downright cathartic. In fact, I avoided watching the interview for a day or so because I assumed that catharsis would be all I’d feel and take away from the experience, and I couldn’t rationalize watching it just to pat myself on the back and cheer for Tucker Carlson.
But that’s not my main takeaway, and that’s why I’m writing this letter to you, Ms. Laguens. In truth, as I watched your interview, the scene that came to my mind was that of the Great White Throne.
I pictured you standing before God—“from whose presence earth and sky fled away, and there was no place found for them.” Then I pictured you trotting out your prepared talking points before the God who made you and every one of those 320,000-plus babies your organization killed through abortion in the last calendar year.
I pictured your vain attempt to change the subject before the King of Kings, and I have to tell you, even as I write this, I do it with tears filling my eyes. He’s not going to talk over you like Tucker Carlson, Ms. Laguens. No, the God who made you will call you to account for what you’ve done, and he won’t be interested in the slightest in your pie charts and 1-in-3 mythology.
It won’t matter to the God who spoke the world into existence that 70 percent—or 100 percent—of Americans favor Roe v. Wade. That defense will be meaningless before his throne. He will judge you “according to what [you] have done,” Ms. Laguens. Nothing more, nothing less. Your talking points will be null and void, and daylight will expose your lies.
So I want to plead with you, Ms. Laguens, and anyone else within earshot: Turn from this wickedness at once and receive the grace that God is offering you in his one and only Son.  
A Place at the Table
I don’t know your heart, but I know you’re like me. You’ve been made in God’s image and created to bring him glory, yet, like me, you’ve failed to live up to his creative design for you and now find yourself far off from him. You’ve gone your own way, attempted to define your own truth, and become “darkened in [your] understanding and separated from the life of God.”
So have I, Ms. Laguens. I’ve been where you are, ensnared by the devil to do his will. What God is offering to you is freedom from this bondage. More than that, God is offering to reconcile you to himself and include you in his family, giving you a seat at his table.
Notice, I’m not asking you to become a pro-life advocate. I’m begging you to turn from this grave sin of slaughtering the innocent. I’m pleading with you to look to the innocent One who was slain in your place and in mine. Cast yourself on his mercy. Then, reach out for help to those who’ve walked before you as you embark upon a new path as God’s child
Ms. Laguens, God has so loved you and me that he paid in full the debt we owe by offering his Son for us. He isn’t just full of love and mercy, he is love, and he is willing that none should perish, but that all should come to the knowledge of the truth.
Won’t you come home, Ms. Laguens? Won’t you embrace this free gift of God? Won’t you lay down your arms, disown your lies and call upon Christ as Lord?
Today, if you hear his voice, please do not harden your heart. Today is the day of salvation.
LifeNews Note: Jay Hobbs writes for PregnancyHelpNews, where this originally appeared.
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Is an Unborn Baby a Human Being? Planned Parenthood: “It’s Up to Each Individual to Decide”
To: Dawn Laguens, Executive Vice President and Chief Brand Officer for Planned Parenthood
Ms. Laguens,
You don’t know me and there’s very little chance you’ve ever heard of me, but in any case, I want to make a public appeal to you.
It’s my sincere hope and ambition to make this plea without a hint of rancor or irony, but rather, from a place of genuine brokenness and an assured hope that the God who made all things is well capable of changing your heart and willing to do just that.
As my wife and I watched your recent interview with Tucker Carlson together last night, I found myself fascinated at just how intent you were to avoid his main question—on the moral value of a human being in her mother’s womb—and return to your main messaging. You want the world to know and believe, as I’m convinced you do (at least to a very high degree) that Planned Parenthood stands for choice and women’s reproductive health care.
When Carlson pressed you to tell him your moral judgment of what, exactly, a preborn human being is, you were on point: “I think that’s up to each individual to decide what they believe, but one in three women in this country have an abortion during their lifetime, and obviously, they are making their own choice. What I’m here to talk about today is that the [GOP healthcare plan] will take away millions of cancer screenings and birth control for women in this country.”
Now, before going further, I need to stop and point out (though I’m certain you already know this) that even the pro-abortion fact-checkers at the Washington Post have debunked the claim that one in three U.S. women get an abortion as a 4-Pinocchio lie—the most dishonest rating they have at their disposal.
The Post was slightly more lenient on the claim that Planned Parenthood offers cancer screenings, tagging it as worthy of 3 Pinocchios just days before your president, Cecile Richards, admitted to Congress that your organization doesn’t do any mammograms at all. Further research has debunked your company’s claims that you offer prenatal care—with one of your site representatives even telling a pregnant woman that your brand name itself is “deceptive” since you’re not really in the business of enabling parenthood.
A tried-and-true adage in public relations is, when you’re going into an interview, you need to proverbially ask the interviewer, “Do you have questions for my answers?” In that sense, Ms. Laguens, your answers were admirable. You stuck to the script far better than I would’ve been able to, I can tell you that much.Now to the Plea
There are at least two problems with sticking to the script, however. The first is in doing so, you’re dodging the basic moral question: Is what we’re doing right, and if so, how do we know it’s right? Your conviction is that “choice” is the ultimate truth in every pregnancy—namely, the “choice” of whether or not a woman carries or destroys her unborn child. There’s no other way to say this, except to say you’re imperiling your own soul by dodging this question, Ms. Laguens.
If that little human being has been lovingly crafted in the image of God—even, before the point of viability—your participation in destroying this life makes you accountable before the God of Heaven, whether you acknowledge that reality or not.
The second problem with sticking to your script is you know it’s riddled with lies. As we’ve pointed out before, even the most ardent supporters of abortion and Planned Parenthood—not the least of which is your own president—are forced to admit your claims sound far more like the words of Pinocchio than, say, Honest Abe.
I’m not going to lie, Ms. Laguens, there was a part of me that found this interview with Tucker Carlson downright cathartic. In fact, I avoided watching the interview for a day or so because I assumed that catharsis would be all I’d feel and take away from the experience, and I couldn’t rationalize watching it just to pat myself on the back and cheer for Tucker Carlson.
But that’s not my main takeaway, and that’s why I’m writing this letter to you, Ms. Laguens. In truth, as I watched your interview, the scene that came to my mind was that of the Great White Throne.
I pictured you standing before God—“from whose presence earth and sky fled away, and there was no place found for them.” Then I pictured you trotting out your prepared talking points before the God who made you and every one of those 320,000-plus babies your organization killed through abortion in the last calendar year.
I pictured your vain attempt to change the subject before the King of Kings, and I have to tell you, even as I write this, I do it with tears filling my eyes. He’s not going to talk over you like Tucker Carlson, Ms. Laguens. No, the God who made you will call you to account for what you’ve done, and he won’t be interested in the slightest in your pie charts and 1-in-3 mythology.
It won’t matter to the God who spoke the world into existence that 70 percent—or 100 percent—of Americans favor Roe v. Wade. That defense will be meaningless before his throne. He will judge you “according to what [you] have done,” Ms. Laguens. Nothing more, nothing less. Your talking points will be null and void, and daylight will expose your lies.
So I want to plead with you, Ms. Laguens, and anyone else within earshot: Turn from this wickedness at once and receive the grace that God is offering you in his one and only Son.  
A Place at the Table
I don’t know your heart, but I know you’re like me. You’ve been made in God’s image and created to bring him glory, yet, like me, you’ve failed to live up to his creative design for you and now find yourself far off from him. You’ve gone your own way, attempted to define your own truth, and become “darkened in [your] understanding and separated from the life of God.”
So have I, Ms. Laguens. I’ve been where you are, ensnared by the devil to do his will. What God is offering to you is freedom from this bondage. More than that, God is offering to reconcile you to himself and include you in his family, giving you a seat at his table.
Notice, I’m not asking you to become a pro-life advocate. I’m begging you to turn from this grave sin of slaughtering the innocent. I’m pleading with you to look to the innocent One who was slain in your place and in mine. Cast yourself on his mercy. Then, reach out for help to those who’ve walked before you as you embark upon a new path as God’s child
Ms. Laguens, God has so loved you and me that he paid in full the debt we owe by offering his Son for us. He isn’t just full of love and mercy, he is love, and he is willing that none should perish, but that all should come to the knowledge of the truth.
Won’t you come home, Ms. Laguens? Won’t you embrace this free gift of God? Won’t you lay down your arms, disown your lies and call upon Christ as Lord?
Today, if you hear his voice, please do not harden your heart. Today is the day of salvation.
LifeNews Note: Jay Hobbs writes for PregnancyHelpNews, where this originally appeared.
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