#this is wack

[cobaltfluff]

THIS EPISODE FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM HELP

(more specifically Utsumi-san's muscle fever dream huh???)

#bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #im IN TEARSSS IM LAUGHING SO HARD #this is WACK #ZABUUUU SWEETIE #how many fingers do you see ? A LOT IM SKDKFKSLLS #MARITO ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BE SO CUTE #MATAKARA IS TOO PUPPY FOR HIS OWN GOOD

[unskilledpoint]

u should stop appropiating mental illness with this blog... its not cute. ur probably just some edgy white 12 year old who calls themselves "depressed" and posts gacha life edits on youtube with a channel name like Depressingeditzxoxo. its literally disgusting how u treat depression like an aesthetic and character trait. be better and make better characters. u know i could literally ruin u, my blog has 50 followers which is probably more than whatever this dinky little roleplay thing is. i could make a callout post on u rn but i wont bc im trying to be nice here. im giving u a second chance. dont wast it.

#YOU TOOK THE TIEM OUET OF YOUR DAEY RO WRITE THSIS #WGHVAT???? #YPU ACTUALLY SAT DOWN WROTE THIS ABD SENT IT #THIS IS WACK #SO FUCKIGN WACK WGHVAY #I #I AM AT A LOSS #THERES SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE #WGHAVATA????? #unskilled answers

[caramel-cream50]

When sending someone to kill the other is your love language 🥰😍🫶✨

#hannibal series #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #wtf is this show #this is wack #hannibal season 2

[samwinchesterstan]

guess who got laid off 😵‍💫

#this is wack

[a-wondering-thought]

im about to behead myself holy fucking shit i cant

#this is wack #i hatehatehatehatehate #UGIHHBIKBUJUHUHUHHUUH #to deleteeeeee

[safety-pin-punk]

I’ve seen a few emo/alt blogs recently that have ‘prepz dni’ which like, okay its your blog you do you

But also - assuming Im interpreting this correctly as people who are preppy - that is such a wildly specific thing. Do people even self identify as a prep?? What if the prepz like mcr? AND also you cant bash a kid in high school just for having money. They were born into that, you should only bash them if they are a dick about it and dont try to help out the community some way with it once they develop some cognitive thinking power up in that brain of theirs. And also also!! Sometimes emos and punks have to dress preppy. The world isnt black and white guys there are gray areas!!!

#i just find this whole thing a bit wild #and Ive only seen it in the last week or so #like what did I miss #this is wack

[regalityandcoffee]

Why am I not a cute pretty elf bathing in a waterfall and being peeped on by a big strong gentle viking and then railed senseless by him on the boulders and forest floor? I even have the ears for it

#regality rambles #this is WACK

[ayain77]

Leg

#original art #this is wack #cool shit #ow my brain

[chromaticorb]

My willing suspension of disbelief only goes so far and it does not extend to relocating a shoulder painlessly lmao

#sus #this is wack

[bylerlve]

170k ?!?!? y’all this is actually INSANE i love you all sm <3

#byler #byler 170k #road to 200k #this is wack

[canadianno]

So- ultimate rundown of how Patchpelt, Goldenflower and Robinwing made everyone related

Patchpelt and Leopardfoot are born to Swifbreeze and Adderfang

Fuzzypelt and Robinwing have Cherrypaw and Chestnutkit in their first litter

Fuzzypelt and Robinwing have Brindleface and Frostfur in their second litter

Swiftbreeze and Adderfang have Spottedleaf, Willowpelt and Redtail somewhere in here

Robinwing then leaves Fuzzypelt (for his apprentice cough cough) and has Longtail with Patchpelt

At some point in here Leopardfoot has Tigerclaw with Pinestar

Patchpelt then leaves Robinwing and has Swiftpaw and Lynxkit with Goldenflower

Willowpelt has Graystripe at one point in here

Robinwing goes back to Fuzzypelt and has Ravenpaw and Dustpaw

Goldenflower leaves Patchpelt and has Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt with Tigerclaw

Dustpaw is mentored by Redtail and Ravenpaw is mentored by Tigerclaw

Tigerclaw kills Redtail and Ravenpaw sees but doesn't tell anyone

Dustpaw is reassigned to Darkstripe and joins The Dark Side

Somewhere in here Frostfur has babies- Cinderpelt, Brightheart, Thornclaw and Brackenfur

Spottedleaf dies and Frostfurs babies are temporarily stolen

Ravenpaw runs away and becomes a gay icon in a barn

Somewhere in here Brindleface has babies (Ashfur, Ferncloud, Elderkit and Tulipkit) and 2 die so Fireheart gives her Cloudtail(kit) to make her happy

Cinderpelt(paw) gets hit by a car

I think Tigerclaws kits get made apprentices now?

Everyone finds out Tigerclaw killed Redtail and Dustpelt(paw) turns on him

Some point in here Tawnypelt(paw) runs away to live with Tigerclaw

Dustpelt becomes a warrior and is given Ferncloud(paw) as his apprentice

Swiftpaw and Brightheart(paw) get shitface mauled by the dogs- Swiftpaw dies and Longtail is sad

Brindleface gets murdered by Tigerstar and fed to the dogs

The cliff run thingy where they yet the dogs into the gorge happens and Ashfur(paw), Ferncloud(paw) and Longtail are part of it

Ferncloud becomes a warrior and mates with Dustpelt(gross)

Cloudtail and Brightheart get cat married and at some point(I think later though and definitely not all in the same litter I'm just lazy) they have Whitewing, Ambermoon, Dewnose and Snowbush

Ashfur becomes a warrior and fights with Brambleclaw over hot babe Squirrelflight

Dustpelt and Ferncloud have a whole lotta babies, one of those is Birchfall

Everyone moves and goes to the lake territory

Squirrelflight chooses Brambleclaw as her mate

Leafpool and Squirrelflight, Firestar and Sandstorms kids, exist. Leafpool gets pregnant with Crowfeathers kits and gives them to Squirrelflight who tells everyone and Brambleclaw they're hers

Tawnypelt and someone have Tigerheart, Flametail, Dawnpelt(?) And someone else I think

Squirrelflight tells Ashfur in one blazing shitshow of fire that the kits Leafpool gave her, Lionblaze, Jayfeather and Hollyleaf, aren't hers

Hollyleaf is Upset and kills Ashfur

Birchfall and Whitewing have Ivypool and Dovewing

Dovewing(paw) is given Lionblaze as a mentor and Ivypool(paw) is given Cinderheart I think?

Lionblaze and Cinderheart end up having some kittens at one point and one of those kittens is Fernsong

Dovewing ends up being mates with Tigerheart and has Shadowsight and a bunch more side characters

Ivypool cat marries Fernsong and has Bristlefrost and like some others I think

Ashfurs ghost then harasses Bristlefrost and Shadowsight for an entire arc

Feel free to add on with more wacky shit this family turns into because oh my god

Also don't judge I did this off memory lmfao

#warrior cats #warriors #cats #patchpelt #squirrelflight #leafpool #brightheart #dovewing #ivypool #the three #warriors books #holy fucking shit #family tree #this is wack

[tdtimebaby]

So on Twitter there’s Discourse happening because someone decided to make chili for their neighbors “without their consent” and apparently that’s rude and inconsiderate and ableist behavior or whatever.

Getting mad about a neighbor cooking food for you without your “consent” feels a lot like getting offended when a stranger says “god bless you” as a gesture of good will before departing. So what if you’re atheist, the sentiment is a kind one. They’re wishing you well. Return it.

I have food allergies. If a neighbor decided to kindly cook a meal and deliver it to me, I probably could not eat it. But the gesture would be a generous one, and I would say “thank you” & give it to someone who can. Stop overthinking and appreciate that ppl want to be kind!!!

Getting offended by kind gestures is not something well-adjusted and reasonable people do. Touch grass, baby.

#twitter #discourse #touch grass #grow up #be kind #this is wack

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

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#this is wack #im doing this in a completely wrong order #im going denial -> bargaining -> depression #not progressed from there yet #tho ig the five stages tm arent exactly a 100% real true thing anyway #but they were originally invented for 'learning youre terminally ill' iirc so hey! not exactly but ig thats close! #fucking hell or whatever #this may seem like an overblown reaction to something like this #but if you try to compare trauma in an 'i have it worse so you shouldnt be as upset as comparing your processing to five stages of grief' #i *will* bite you idgaf it costs nothing to not be a dick #...maybe if my brain is saying that shit to me i should go to sleep #it *is* 2 am

[frenchfrysword]

How many mystery symptoms can a dude have? I know, realistically, it's just my body shutting down from a decade+ of stress, but I often wonder (or maybe hope) that there's like a medical explanation behind it that can be treated. Some weird as syndrome that sums up all my weird ailments.

#currently plagued by shortness of breath combined with my ears constantly plopping??? while being very thirsty #yeah. if i were a doctor i'd also be at a lost #this is wack #actually spoonie

[skraptorly]

Something is VERY WRONG with my queue right now and I have No Clue what. It keeps going from being normal to posting several things in quick succession??? Maybe the fact it's had over 100 reblogs queued for the last two weeks is,,, getting to it (is Tumblr trying to tell me to stop reblogging so much? Lmao, try me)

Either way I'm sorry to everyone who has my notifs on! I have no idea what could be causing this!

#this is wack #if someone knows whats going on PLEASE I BEG YOU TELL ME #i do not want to notif bomb people any more than they sign up for! #in the meantime im going to limit my tumblr use until the queue runs down to 0 to see if that fixes it #skraptorcontent

[renaissamce]

i need to have lesbian sex soon or i will implode.

#a week is too long #this is wack