#to pee multiple times

[20dollarlolita]

Something that I've used to judge my health, in more ways than one, is what I call the need-to-pee test.

When I'm sitting, wasting time, and I need to pee, healthy me will just get up and go to the bathroom. That's normal behavior.

Sometimes, however, elements of my health will make that very basic task difficult. When you recognize that you need to pee, but you have to have an internal conversation with The Vampire of Despair about if you needing to pee is a failure and a judgement on your worth as a human being, you need to reach out to someone about your mental health. Being too depressed to get up and go pee is a sign that something in your mental health is very wrong. It's a sign that it's "bad enough" to really need some help.

When you recognize that you need to pee, but you don't want to get up because your body will be in pain, that's a sign that your pain is "bad enough" where you should do something about it. If you've been sitting around your house telling yourself that shit's fine, but you also procrastinate on the basic duty of going to take a pee because doing that simple task is going to cause you so much pain that it's not worth the comfort you get from not needing to pee, your body is fucked, and shit's not fine.

Getting up and going to pee is a thing that should not take effort or be unpleasant. Having difficult getting up and going to the bathroom often means that your problem is actually pretty bad. If you've been ignoring the problem, it's a very good sign that you should stop ignoring the problem.

Needing to pee but not being able to get up and go pee because the cat is sitting on you, however, is normal operating procedure. How dare you move the cat for something as selfish as your basic bodily functions. You metabolized and you didn't even get permission? The cat does not approve.

#that last paragraph was written by a cat #other “not going to pee because” that could be concerning: #forgetting that you need to pee multiple times #getting up with the intent to pee but being so distractable that you keep forgetting #your body going from “i kind of need to pee” to “holy shit we're peeing right now” with no warning #you got up to have normal pee but then you had A B N O R M A L pee #you got up to pee 10 times in 10 minutes #peeing should be routine and effortless and if something is impacting how you pee then it's a sign that it's a big problem #probably

[ryuzakjis]

he needs to use the bathroom!!!!

#lawlight #death note #death note art #light yagami #light yagami fanart #l lawliet #l death note #L would wake him up #multiple times per night #to go pee #and light would Lose his Mind

[semperreformanda]

for the past few days I’ve been researching about a baby’s first social smile and today !!! he smiled at me for the first time 🥹

#🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #multiple times too #it’s surreal bc like whoa u have emotions LOL #u don’t just pee and poo and eat and cry 🤣 #anyway I’m crying

[isdalinarhot]

My favorite sex headcanon that is not fueled by lust in any way but just exists because it’s funny to me. Is that Evi has like a super mega piss kink like Cannot Get Off If There’s No Piss Involved kind of shit and Dalinar Does Not Have A Piss Kink At All but he’s like you know what. Some of Sadeas’s wildest fantasies are shit like wound fucking and forced castration so in comparison to that peeing on you every time we have sex is no biggie and so even though for Dalinar his Evi sex is lackluster unenthusiastic pretend-she’s-Navani reproductive at best, Evi’s Dalinar sex is wildly wildly good. Because she gets to have Dalinar pee on her. Love wins

#if I could choose any kink I don’t have to have I think I would choose piss because every piss kink fic I have ever read has made #the simple act of peeing into something sacred and divine and infinitely pleasurable #and like. I’m an alcoholic. I piss a lot. if I could get off on pissing while I do it that would be so fun #it would be like when I have a big brunch with a friend and it’s like to you this is normal but to me I am getting a slight thrill about #ohhhhh I’m so fullllllll well I would be experiencing that with piss multiple times a day #instead of just being annoyed that I have to stop doing what I’m doing #ok that’s all piss Ted talk over #luke.txt #drunkposting

[cali]

Xixi is so awesome I really really like her. She seems kind of similar to gog agog from kill 6 billion demons kind of?? She is swag and I am a fan

yes i didnt read that but i just read the k6bd wiki article on her and the personality section is mostly similar except i think theres more capacity for empathy in xixi and shes got more of an inhibitor for causing harm. and theyre both similar creatures in concept of like ability i guess, but i think xixi is a lot less physical than gog agog, that thing seems physical af. the whole idea of a hivemind is all about making a big impact in the world, changing a lot of things around you which i think xixi isnt looking to do ever i think its just small adventures all day long a lot of personal playing , and interacting with individuals human and animals

#its a goodcomparision i think #if theres similar characters elsewhere tell me i think itll add to my arsenal to make her better stronger faster cuter #to the second ask- the anon- yes i know xixi means pee someone else sent an ask about that before #i wish u could respond to an ask privately so i dont need to bother anyone butu personally with saying Yes I Know #i hatehearing information multiple times when i already know it so i need to minimize this happening at all times

[realnielsbohr]

if i pass my midterm im attributing it to gay baroque st sebastian

#i did it a while ago i got all of the multiple choice right. lets just hope i explained myself enough on the essay questions to pass AUGH... #the software i took the test on had mic/camera on to make sure u werent cheating so i did talk directly to my camera a ton #me to the camera like four times: i have 2 pee :( and i have a headache. augh i have homework to do still #ANYWAYS. going to do some other art history hw and then maybe. i can finally chill for a bit #ben talks

[autisticlee]

having some sort of chronic pain and tiredness issue and joint problems and whatnot but not knowing exactly what the problem is is really good at leading you feeling like you're faking it or making a big deal out of nothing or making it up. especially if there's a good day where it's not as bad and you can walk straight without limping for the first time in a year. but then you can wake up the next day and can barely walk and wonder why you can't just walk normal. it's hard to not guilt trip yourself into dealing with pain by trying to ignore it and force yourself to walk "normal" all the time

#chronic pain #chronic exhaustion #idk what else to tag #another day of why was lee walking normal and barely pain at work yesterday but then today so much pain and exhausted #wish i knew what was exactly the problem. was diagnosed with “generalized hypermobility” but doesnt do much #not a real diagnosis. basically just a thing to tell me “theres nothing wrong. exercise more” but how???? i keep trying but hurt myself #my job is physical labor and therefore exercise. it hurts. is exhausting. no energy to do more. walking is exhausting #have to focus so much energy on not popping hips out of place and twisting knees and ankles and falling. never hurts less #still think about how failed the heds test by 1 point but had several people with heds or who have close friends/family with it who told me #they think i have it and should go het diagnosed or just ask me if i have it because they recognize the symptoms #and every time i tell them the doctor i saw about my joint issues and stuff denied it they get super confused and tell me to try #another doctor. unfortunately i have to go through my designated health system and they dont have multiple doctors of each specialty #and i in general have no clue how to navigate health stuff or how to advocate for myself and have no help or support system at all so 🤷 #anyway. it makes me wonder if i *do* have that or if my floppy bendy joints are just similarly bad and exercise will cure me #and im just bad at it because i have no clue what is right and wrong movement unless someone watches me and corrects me the whole time #and no i wont learn or get better. im so disconnected from this body that i will never learn what feels right and wrong. #still cant even tell when im hungry until i almost pass out!!!!!!! of thirsty!! or even have to pee until its emergency level piss!!!!!! #so no way to tell when hypermobiling joints when exercising or when form is slipping and not correct anymore. #been trying things to get better at that but still hasnt improved at all #what was i talking about......right. dont think ill ever get heds diagnosis since cant pass the test for that. so cant get much support/help #am on my own with youtube tutorials and hoping i dont keep hurting myself wishing exercise will cure me and “good days” become permanent #also why are video tutorials SO HARD TO FOLLOW AND LEARN FROM. im sk bad at it yet everyone tells me its the best and only way to learn but #its SO HARD FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭 MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED AND UPSET

[geddy-leesbian]

she's on my legs seeing demons. I am going to die tonight

also her in my bed last night:

#yeah the issue on her stomach. she did it to herself. she just does that a lot #she's the problematic fav for many reasons. she also pees on stuff regularly. for literally no reason #she's been to the vet multiple times and there's nothing medically wrong w her. she's just Like This ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #like i swear we're not bad cat owners we've tried everything she's just too demonic #my cats #raven

[dropd3adr3d]

when i was like 6/7 i would wet the bed, fully awake

because id feel the absolute need to scare myself secretly watching horror movies on TV at 2am, to the point of being too scared to walk out of my room at night

stuff like that bothers me, where am i wired wrong

#diary #i dont know why i didnt pee on the floor #or anywhere else in the room #legit just froze #and peed #multiple times

[deviantartidentitydisorder]

i cant believe my social skills teacher said she had nothing to say about my parents. what the fuck

#this is what i fucking mean. #how did they brainwash every adult in my life to think *i* was an evil child?! #yourew telling me you have nothing to say about my parents even though i was showing up with self harm on my face smelling like cat pee #and cat shit and literally you let me come into your classroom to sleep or have melt downs in a safe place and listened to me talk about ho #thy were treating me they CALLED you DIRECTLY MULTIPLE TIMES *WHILE I WAS IN YOUR CLASS* and you have NOTHING to say! #???!??!?!?!! #NOTHING?! #and then i asked are you in contact with anyone who still works there who might be of help and she was like erm no! #I HAVE LOST. ALL TRUST IN YOU! BYE! #I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT!

[queenerdloser]

hahahaha after like five days of being totally normal, my cat has now decided that he is sick again and threw up like six times in two hours, spiking my anxiety back into astronomical levels

#liveblogging life #NO idea why bc yesterday he was completely fine & normal #i've been doing his antibiotics twice a day as instructed he's been eating his wet food and peeing like he's supposed to #and then BOOM today he threw up in the afternoon and then in the past like 2.5hrs he's thrown up multiple times #getting flashbacks to LAST monday when this whole thing started and im like ??? do you just hate mondays????? #as i was typing this he threw up AGAIN so i just texted my boss to ask if i can work from home tomorrow #and i'll call my vet office first thing tomorrow morning to see if they can get me in last minute #otherwise it'll probably have to be emergency services bc he's 100 percent dehydrated right now #i just wish i knew why he was sliding back bc it feels like this came out of nowhere after several days of recovering #sleep might not be possible right now tbh i'm super fucking anxious

[icewindandboringhorror]

everyday I miss miitomo .. aaa

#these screenshots are not even good or the most interesting/funny/cool ones from back then #they just so happen to be ones I found in a folder so am thinking about them solely for the memory of it all #WORST thing is I never even had friends (still don't have friends really that have many similar interests to me lol..epic hermit moment) who #played or were willing to do I didn't really use the social aspects much. if there were any?? maybe I'm just making up a better game in my #head lol.. I thought maybe you could visit your friends apartments at some point or something? I know you could have multiple mii characters #and put them in their own apartments too. #I could also be mixing it in my mind with tomodachi life. which is a superior game. but also I think mostly I just loved the dress up and #photo creation aspects of this. That you could spend like 30 minutes putting your little avatar person in different lttle poses with differe #nt backgrounds and import your own custom background and etc. etc. And the community questions & answers section was always ridiculous #WHY is it that all actually good and cool things end up shutting down and nobody cares about them but then some tv shows/games/etc. can keep #going for like 808989598590 years when they are actually very bad and stinky and pointless #I know probably something somehting profit motive. if something sucks but is hyped blindly and sells then that's all that matters. #things that are cool and innocative but have a small audience get poo poo pee pee Not Good Enough For Shareholders whatever #>:( #This is why I don't play apps or online games /anything live service or that is dependent on external things to function #Like every once in a while I do but for the most part if something is not it's own self contained experience then I dont care to even get #invested in the first place because it could just randomly be taken away from you at any time without warning or etc. #Also just charmed by anything that incorporates personality tests into part of the structure of an app even in a minor.comepletely trivial w #ay due to my preexisting obsession with anything in the realm of that topic (enneagram. mbti. etc. even astrology. just any way humans categ #orzie and analyze themselves. NOT because I think they're all scientifically valid methods and swear by them in practuce but like. the theor #y of it. I love personaliy testing from like.. a cultural perspective? like the fact that humans make this stuff up at all. and how they use #it and conceptualize it and apply it to their lives. the different frameworks within which the same traits can be categorized in different w #ays. one person looks at X trait and says its bc theyre a virgo. another explains the same exact trait by saying it's bc theyre an infj. etc #I mean some of them I do find actually personally fun to get into themselves (enneagram mostly) but mostly I just like the.. analysis #tfw you're such an analytical person you like to spend time analyzing analysis. Thinking abt the ways people think about thinking abt things #Actually Ive talked before about how I don't relate to/care about/get emotionally attached to media/dont exhibit Fan Behviors or join fandom #s or etc. BUT that is actually the one vaguely media related thing I WILL do. after watching something I like going to places like that #'personality database' site which is the public voting on character's personality types. and I do enjoy going to read the comments. not bec #ause I care about the character themselves. but I love seeing the paragraph long debates about like.. why Whoever is actually an intp NOT an #intj . or like 'OBVIOUSLY theyre 3w4 so/sp ILI are you FUCKING BLIND??!'. essays breaking down every cognitive function they ehibit and why

[sothischickshe]

For me? You can’t top the genie AU

Ah ty <3 💙🧞

I don't know what the term for this type of fic is exactly (where the conceit is basically what if this ~throwaway line from canon WAS true), but its def one of my fave genres of au!!

In fact... Pivot...! Let me rec you some fic!

Your eyes tell me how you want me by @inyoursheets (what if rio WAS the bounce house guy)

tangerine by @inyoursheets (what if rio WAS some kind of grocery store manager)

traveling through space and time by mydearmoon (what if baby Beth DID want to be an astronaut)

A house of cards by elkcrossing (what if the screwing on the breakfast dishes story WAS how Beth and rio met)

Don't say panties by @mrslackles (what if Beth DID let rio take care of it for her)

The tutor by @juuuunaaaaoooo (what if Beth HAD got a tutor for Kenny)

I know how to use Google, thanks! by @misshazelevers20 (what if rio DOES know how to Google it too)

What’s My “You Can’t Top That” Fic?

#One thing you should know about me #If I can pivot an ask into a fic rec post I will 😆 #Is there a term for this particular type of ~canon divergence? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #I absolutely love it anyway: that sort of sideways glance @ canon #Nbc good girls #TV #Fanfiction #Fanfic #gg fic recs #I personally think I topped the genie au multiple times with the rio Dean bodyswap fic but to each their own 😄😄😄 #Tropes #Where are the hr & fireman fics though?!!! 👀👀👀👀 #📀📀📀 #Pee ess did you reblog this meme from me cos I thought you did but it's not in my notifications #Not sure if this is my fever making me hallucinate boringly or tumblo sucking or both #*;

[raskies456]

should be illegal to give someone a time sensitive task with no warning while they are already doing other time sensitive tasks

I’m gonna start biting

#haven’t been able to even go pee for the last 4 hours and only now can eat #but missed the lunch place closing #also while I appreciate the sentiment of starting cultures for me in advance #the result is that they will need attention at a time I can not choose #and if I’m already doing other tasks and have started them before I am told about the new thing #then I’m pretty much fucked if multiple things finish at the same time #especially if it turns out there aren’t enough premade plates for said cultures #and I have to scramble to make them #bc while I make new ones before they run out I don’t generally expect to need a surprise 25 antibiotic plates ‘’’: #which is something I could have done yesterday if I’d known #also when do you expect me to finish my presentation and abstract and figures that are all due this week ????? #456 words #vent post #worst part is if I say something I’ll prob get told off for poor time management #like…..I manage time fine. if I know up front what I need to do

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

persistently plagued by piss

#like who decided we would have to pee every day multiple times a day #i just wanna talk #i have things to do!!

[just-golden-shower-thoughts]

pee

#not piss #Im gonna delete that post because ive posted it before? no idea why it posted twice... must have fucked it up with my queue somehow! #also: i will reblog the same post multiple times (Because I either forget about it or theres just only so many pee posts) #but i try not to post the same original post multiple times