Jens (Murph): Alright. Yeah, I guess I'll talk to you later or whatever. Just send us whatever we need from this one. I don't care--
Gex (Caldwell): Wait, I might die!
Onyx (Emily): Tell him you got a text from me and I invited you on a-- (laughs)
Jens: I got a text from Onyx and she invited me on a… you invited me on what? [Pause as Emily laughs] What did you invite me on? Onyx. [Emily continues to laugh.] What did you invite me on?
Caldwell: What did you invite him on?
Onyx, barely able to speak through laughter: A helicopter ride.
[Caldwell laughs. Emily continues to laugh as the others talk.]
Jens, deadpan: I just got a text from Onyx and she invited me on a helicopter ride.
Nyack (Jake): Wow.
Gex: Oooh! You're making it hard to be a chaste lizard out here!
Nyack: Yeah, we can-- we can put in a good word for you if you want, you just have to say it. You just have to say "I like Onyx."
Jens: Yeah, what are your-- what are your, I guess, thoughts on Onyx. Or whatever.
Nyack: Not that she's interested in you, she's actually clearly not.
Jens: Yeah. She's actually-- yeah.
Nyack: She's not very available. You will have to-- you will have to beg.
Caldwell: Um, Gex is gonna do a Charisma save. Onyx, do you wanna do a persuasion?
Emily: (tearful from laughter) Yeah. [Dice roll] Oh my god. Um, that's 17+11.
Murph: 28.
Emily: I got a 28.
[Caldwell laughs.]
Murph: So hot.
Gex: Well I guess--
Caldwell: You see, uh, Gex, still on this like, massive carphone, this like, massive 90's carphone, is thinking about it as, uh, Jerry Sheldonfeld and Cosmo Creldon talk to each other in the background.
[Emotional piano.]
Gex: You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like--
[Emily cackles.]
Nyack: Oh my god.
Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up.
[Caldwell cackles.]
Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt.
[Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.]
Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was--
Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just…
Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick.
Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt?
Nyack: Why did he say that?
Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the?
Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling.
Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex?
Caldwell: Onyx, he saw something in that moment.
Murph: Jens dives into a random TV. [Caldwell: Okay.] And I truly mean a random one. Literally whatever one is next to us.
Okay so I’m at the trinyvale campaign of Naddpod and I am absolutely dying at Frozonyx 2: Olaf and Jonyx the Jamhog being the names of their Onyx replicas for the finale it’s the dumbest shit ever and I love it so much and they insist on saying the full names every single time and it is so funny
The episodes this season really took of, this was great. I'm glad Jimmy was actually able to come to the podcast and that Hermie was only kinda forgotten (it did give me they actually see what the fans were saying vibes tho). I still don't ship it but i get the linkxscary shippers now (deathcleats? I forgot the name). I guess we learned how its gonna go when the other og dads arrive, they will just be voiced and played by the players, which to me is a relief honestly. Jodie is pathetic and bitchy and i love that for him. I hope we get Scam soon (it was intresting to learn more about the close/foster/unworthy family).
I love critical role, but the NADDPod parties really make me happy because cr parties tend to be more morally gray and, even if they're not, distrustful. And that's okay, sometimes I like watching that! But I adore what good, kind, and trusting people NADDPod characters tend to be. Minus the Trinyvale Triplets, but they're entertaining specifically because they're the exception. I'm currently relistening to the first time they met Ulfgar, and, man, Moonshine really let someone she'd only heard of take swings at her and almost kill her because she believed he was a good person and was just being controlled. I feel like many other parties would have just been like "welp, he's possessed, that's bad" and just treated him as an enemy but Moonshine would rather get knocked out and maybe die than not give him a chance to fight his mind control.
Trinyvale is absolutely the fucking best. I love how unhinged they get. I also love how Caldwell just fully rolls with it.
Spoilers under the cut
Young, Hung and full of tongue ?? Squirts her skirt??? truly an insane moment. SUPER JENS!! actually has my heart, I love them so much. Killing Gecks? fucking insane. AI is the villain? FUCK YEAH