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dylaissante · 1 year
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solstheimtxt · 5 months
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I went to the club and had a ton of fun w my homies and i even got a homie grinidin on my flat ass so 🥰👍nyehehe
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amaesama · 1 year
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jeff & EJ (separately ofc) popping their partners cherry & getting absolutely riled up about the blood ? like maybe they get very vocal and describe to them the mess they made on their dicks ? using words to fluster you up to no extent 🧚🏼‍♀️
Hi! I’m back! I’m so sorry it’s taken so long for me to do this, being in university means I have hardly any free time or motivation to write. Thank you for the request and I hope this is alright!
Content/warnings: I favour Jack, blood, Jeff’s a bitch,
Jeff the Killer:
Jeff isn’t a passionate lover, more like a selfish one, a little fucked if you will. We all know that he gets completely turnt off of blood and this will absolutely be conveyed in blood.
The man is definitely way too into knife play, but that’s a story for another time
The first time you have sex you’ll need to remind him that foreplay is indeed a thing cuz mans will be rough af and seeing as it’s your first time there’s just no way you’ll be able to take that. I don’t think he knows too much about sex, like he knows enough but he doesn’t know that you’ll bleed the first time, and you don’t bring it up cuz you thought it was a given that he’d know this. ALTHOUGH you had a feeling he would lose it for a bit.
So! You’re laying there, he’s on top of you (hopefully not in that rancid hoodie) and his cock is positioned at your entrance. My guy is shit at talking so he’ll just look up at you as a way of asking your permission, to which you’ll nod. He would never EVER say this but there’s a certain part of him that’s a TINY bit nervous so he hesitates for a second before he finally pushes in.
He hears you squeak and looks up to see you clenching your eyes shut in pain. He’s confused by this until he feels something dripping down his dick - he looks down and completely freezes when he see’s it’s your blood. He’ll just stare for a second before reaching down and touching it, like a weirdo. It takes him a few second to comprehend it and the man won’t even question it.
And then he loses it. He will instantly pick up the pace and push your legs up so he can get a good look at him going in and out of you, with your blood webbing over his dick. He’ll lean over to your ear and talk about how filthy you are, how beautiful your blood looks on yous skin, how you’ll have to clean up after the mess you made.
Usual name calling things, he’ll call you a dirty whore , messy slut, you’d be surprised at how creative he can get.
Lowkey degradation vibes.
Eyeless Jack:
As a former med student, Jack knows all about the body and what it does in certain situations. As a man eating demon thing he knows all about his own need to consume blood and flesh to live, which is why he’s…. Hesitant, to take your virginity.
He knows blood will rile him up so being the respectful man he is he’ll talk to you about it before you have sex for the first time. He’ll make sure you know all the terms and conditions and knowing him will probably whip out a form for you to sign saying you consent.
/hj
Nah fr tho, he’ll do lots of foreplay so you feel comfortable and prepared cuz he’s a big boy, to the point where you’re just like ‘😐 bro just get on with it.’ It’s not that he’s postponing it and avoiding actually having sex with you, he’s just worried for your safety and after a while the foreplay is more to help ease his spirits then prepare you for the potential dick down of your life.
The days or minutes of hours or whatever leading up to it he would totally just be reassuring himself that it’s going to be fine and you’re going to be fine and nothing bad will happen, but as he’s looking down at you now with the head of his cock slowly pushing into you, your tight virgin entrance squeezing around him until he’s finally able to sink fully into you, he has an awful feeling that he’s going to lose it.
For a second he thinks he’s safe, you’re face is slightly scrunched in pain but there’s no blood, right?
Wrong.
Very wrong.
He smells it first. A familiar metallic smell that he knows from every time he eats but a little sweeter, and at first he thinks he’ll be ok. Until he feels the blood.
He curls into you, his face into your shoulder as he breaths heavily into your neck. He’s trying so hard to just calm down, but you can tell from the grip he has on your waist that he can’t go on for much longer without going mental. He can feel and hear everything about you, from the tremble of your thighs to the pumping of blood in the artery in your neck. Your torso flush against his, the smell of your hair. He feels a rumbling growl in his throat as he instinctively thrust inwards, revelling in the feeling of your blood being pushed down his length.
‘Messy… so messy… so sweet…’
Nah you’ve lost him. He’ll start thrusting into you at a rapid pace, nails piercing your skin from how tight he’s holding you.
I honestly don’t think he’ll be able to form coherent words in this state, just a lot of growling and animalistic sounds, sometimes littered with curses and ‘dirty’ or ‘’s goin ev’reywherr… you’re- you’re cleaning this up.’
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pagingdr-iverson · 1 year
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Look Star Trek Discovery is a BOP! For me at least. I’m watching it now and I gotta say as a Trek fan the little black girl in me be too turnt up when I watch it. The captain is black, a woman, AND named Michael. Bro I be in heaven enjoying this freaking show, I’m content just watching Michael Burnham breathe on my screen lol. Just because she IS her and she looks like me! I’m grown as hell but yeah a black, captain, named Michael, who IS Vulcan makes me happy and stuff. Representation really is an important thing out here huh? Also Sylvia Tilly and Hugh Culber are BAE AF honorable mentions. I LOVE THEM. Tilly is amazing and I’ve just straight up loved Wilson Cruz aka Dr. Hugh Culber since “My So Called Life” sue me lol.
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tetsunabouquet · 1 year
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(Un)popular SK Opinion: Ren&Jeanne make no sense and Men's existence is the most questionable of all
Alright, let me first get this out of the way because I'm a known Ren fangirl- no I don't hate Jeanne. I kinda used to after watching the original anime, but the manga as well as growing up and realizing she was just a brainwashed little kid who should be playing with dolls made me a defender of Jeanne and I firmly believe Marco should be in jail for what he did to her. But that still doesn't mean Jeanne and Ren started making sense, not even after Red Crimson. The only thing they share is a similar pain from their pasts, and that's not enough to make a relationship work for the long-term. Ask my parents. A relationship is build on so much more then just having a similar backstory and regrets. What do these two have in common, except for perhaps a better-then-you mindset on top of the aforementioned similar background?! We see NO build-up at all. Even in Red Crimson, all we get is as much as a two page scene of them being a couple. Yet even during that one scene between Yoh and Ren about having a family, it was implied he might already have a crush on Jeanne
HOW?! In every scene they were in during the main series, he was pretty much annoyed with her and the X-LAWS. So HOW?! And then we get to their actual relationship, which seems messy AF. Like, Jeanne and Ren got engaged before she was pregnant, but she had short hair during their wedding. Ren said she cut her hair short after she had Men. So, did she get pregnant during their engagement and is Men being babysat by the Jiang Shi during the wedding or something? Also, the 'holy maiden', giving birth to a child out of wedlock?! Are you kidding me?! Am I seriously supposed to believe that considering Marco was so strict and religious, Jeanne grew up to be like, 'A baby before getting married? Okay, no problemo.' It's not unheard of for teen moms to be allowed to get married when they are above 16, so why the fuck didn't Jeanne and Ren get married first in order to legitimize Men as their child? And then we get to their actual married life. Iron Maiden Jeanne, THAT Jeanne, who would shoulder all the sins of the world on her shoulders through regular self-torture, would travel through war conflicts to aid the people in need and would sleep in camps having barely anything, who turnt the X-LAWS into the world's largest charity organization, THAT Jeanne became a STAY AT HOME HOUSEWIFE?! EXCUSE ME?! Where the fuck did her noble mission go?! She's an ambitious martyr, yet she gave everything up that she worked so hard for to mope the floors of her home? That's character assasination if you ask me. As parents, they make zero sense either. Ren's pain and hatred of his family came from them robbing him of his childhood. Yet he's perfectly fine to send his SEVEN year old son into a dangerous tournament where nobody can be revived from the dead for the SLIM chance of them getting back Jeanne. EXCUSE ME?! This doesn't fit Ren AT ALL. The more you actually think about Ren sending his son into the Flower of Maize and how it is in stark contrast with how he wants to be different from his family's ways and his established character, the more confusing it gets. And I didn't understood why until I watched a YT video about Ren's character the other day, in which they pointed out the Shonen trope of having a rival-friend that the audience could root for in case they didn't like the main character like Goku and Vegeta. That's what Ren and Yoh are in the series, and obviously, a lot of the people reading the sequal read the main series. The more I think about it, the more I feel like Takei created Men and the Jeanne storyline to keep the Ren fans invested in the sequel. Which is why, its definitely poor lazy writing, and not even the only problem of poor writing in the sequel (I am looking at you Miss Alumi, you're way too much like some fanfic's poorly written OC).
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mrawkweird · 10 months
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Turnt AF 24/7, 365.
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blackbellaswan1 · 2 months
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this week.end bouta be turnt af
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fluttershyweed757 · 6 months
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stvaltiel · 8 months
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📢📢📢 YO CASS 1, 6, 13 FOR THE SPOTIFY ASK
(I hope you've been well 🫂💗)
HIII KA 🤠💞
1.) how many playlists have i made?
45! i love making playlists so i have a bunch for different characters, different moods, oddly specific vibes, roadtrips, events etc etc
6.) which playlist do i frequent the most?
my liked songs! bc whatever's at the top is whatever's stuck in my head at the moment. if i'm not listening to that then it's usually a specific album
13.) how many songs are on my longest playlist?
476! it's my catch all playlist "meanwhile im turnt af"
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ciaossu-imagines · 5 months
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Thank you and I’m glad you like the requests / asks I sent so far. If I’m not doing the list one correctly, I apologise and will pick numbers from the list itself. Could you do the ever young and the ‘OC Ask Meme’ for your OCs from The Ever Young?
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Of course I do! And I have no problem doing this, though the answers might be short, sorry. I'm so sorry about that but hope you'll enjoy anyway!
Send me a number and I will reply with what OC does what
1) Gets turnt up at a party on caprisun
Okay, if it wasn't Caprisun but actual alcohol, Mirror is the cheapest and easiest drunk while Brooklyn is the one who enjoys a good drink the most (and can hold her liquor the best). Caprisun though? It's super sugary and I've always seen Cat as the OC there that's most prone to sugar rushes...along with caffeine really affecting her, as a bonus headcanon.
2) Laughs a lot
I think this one is a three way tie between Amber, Dell, and Mari, all of whom are quick to laugh and smile. Mari and Amber are both just quick to find either the fun or the positives in a situation whilst the trickster Dell knows that laughter and smiles often can be used to great effect to endear yourself to others.
3) Will blare loud death metal music but is a cinnamon roll
Okay, death metal doesn't really exist in The Ever Young, but if it did, this is so Nina or Mirror, mostly because this girl behind the screen actually has a really huge love for metal (been listening to way too much Children of Bodom lately haha), and because I find it funny to have someone super small and cute and seemingly completely shy and innocent like Nina be into music like that. But then, she's a lot more than she looks in most aspects.
4) Likes hugs
Okay, this is easier to answer this way:
Even the suggestion of a hug makes Mirror panic and move as far away from you as possible. Unless she really likes you and trusts you, hugging Tea will end up with her stabbing you. Dell would let you hug them but there's a 50/50 chance something really bad might end up happening to you. Hugs with Lou end up with your wallet gone, just because they can. Cat hates hugs from people she isn't close to and Whisp hates physical contact of any sort from people she doesn't trust. Brooklyn has to be in the mood for hugs, even from people she likes and while Nina likes hugs, she is really bad sometimes at remembering how strong she is so hugs can be very painful from her. So only Mari, Marta and Amber are safe bets for hugs.
5) Will stab you if you take their piece of pizza
Okay, so this is just related to food in general and not just pizza but both Lou and Whisp know what it is to starve, to be completely without food. And because of that, both of them do have some food-related insecurities that do lead them to becoming rather territorial of their food, though neither one of them would probably resort to murder if you did take it.
6) Stays up too late and regrets it
Mirror doesn't sleep. Not for pleasure, at least. She is capable of passing out from pain or because of injury but she has no need to actually sleep, nor does she know the experience of being tired.
7) Lets their phone die
Okay, phones don't really exist in The Ever Young but if they did, I see Tea being the one who cares least for her phone and the one most likely to be perpetually on low or no battery.
8) Eyebrow Game. Strong AF.
Dell has the strongest eyebrow game. Like, their eyebrows are always great...even when they shapeshift, if what they shapeshift into has eyebrows, they even make sure to bring strong eyebrow game in that form.
9) Regrets decisions made 5 seconds ago
I think almost all of the characters do face this at least once during the entire storyline, but I think it happens most frequently for both Amber, who does things just for her own amusement without really thinking things completely through, and Nina, who , when upset, becomes just someone who acts completely on emotion and impulse.
10) Will punch you in the face, and you will thank them for it
Amber, Tea, and Mari can all do this and the person would have either asked them to or thanked them for doing so because of powers these women possess throughout the story.
11) Listens to gentle instrumental music but looks like they will kill you
Tea is someone I do see as enjoying just peaceful instrumentals during meditation or training, something soothing and calm in the background for her mind to absorb. Make no mistake though, not only does she look like she'll kill you, if you pose a real and present danger to her or those she feels the need to protect, she will gut you.
12) Makes flower crowns
I don't know why but there is actually a scene, because it popped into my head as something cute and light and charming in between some super serious moments, just kind of roughly written out, of both Nina and Cat chilling together in the grass and making flower crowns together for the others.
13) Makes non-funny puns
Amber loves to toss out really horrible pick-up lines to make others laugh and it's hit or miss on whether they succeed. Meanwhile Lou has a very dry and acerbic wit and a lot of their jokes tend to go over people's heads.
14) May or may not own 500 stuffed animals with all intricate plotlines and personalities
Okay, so it's not so much stuffed animals, but I do think Whisp is someone who made up lots of imaginary friends, fully fleshed out people with their own families and stories and personalities, to combat some of the loneliness she's spend a lot of her time in.
15) Has an obsession with dragons
Its' Dell. I don't even know why, it was just the first and immediate answer that came to mind and the only answer that feels at all right.
16 & 17) Doesn't blink twice when it comes to murder & will offer to kill someone for their friend
Okay, I am going to combine these two. And I'm going to be upfront before any of the story beyond the world-building even gets posted. Upfront and honest - The Ever Young is not a soft place. It is not a safe, secure, happy world where there are no real stakes in place. The Ever Young, at the point we go into the story at, is a powder keg, a land on the brink of all out war. There are no guarantees of safety or continued survival for anyone living in that land and even the most pacifistic of these OC's, if push comes to shove, would end up killing to protect either themselves but especially their loved ones.
18) Likes rocks
Mirror, for some reason not even she understands, seems to have retained a comprehensive and thorough knowledge of the various types of rocks and gemstones and the symbolism behind them. I mean, she can't remember anything about herself but she knows all that. I also see Marta and Cat both liking pretty rocks and gemstones, with Marta being prone to wearing jewelry made of them, particularly a necklace Kusakabe gifted her made of turquoise.
19) Knows how to bake a cake
I see both Mari and Marta being good bakers. And what's more, it's something both women truly enjoy doing and before things got so bad in The Ever Young, I like to believe the two women would meet up throughout their years growing up together to have baking dates, where they'd talk and laugh and enjoy each others company whilst making delicious treats.
20) Knows all the words to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Okay, so again, I don't think this is something that would canonically exist in the world of The Ever Young, but if it did, the answer to this question would be Brooklyn and Cat both because nothing will ever convince me that all of HOMRA's boys don't know every word to this song and that they don't sometimes just spontaneously and drunkenly start singing it in the bar.
21) Has screen shots that will ruin lives
While not screenshots, because again, no cell phones exist in The Ever Young, both Whisp and Dell tend to trade in information and secrets and that's part of what makes both characters quite as dangerous as they are.
22) Likes being petty
Honestly, Amber does find some amount of joy in being a little childish and petty, maybe even instigating some petty revenge or prank wars, though she never becomes actively mean and cruel in those endeavors unless the person in question truly deserves it.
23) Will cut you
Tea is one of the most accomplished and well-known swordswomen in the land. She won't just cut you, she'll carve you up like a Christmas turkey.
24) Will get angry at themselves when they develop a crush on someone
Okay, Mirror struggles to really understand her own emotions and even more so, she struggles to feel like it's okay for her to have any of those emotions, especially towards other people, as she feels she would just be a burden or something unpleasant to them so the first sign of her liking someone would honestly scare her so much. I also think Lou, Dell, and Whisp have really hard times trusting other people fully and so, when they feel that attachment or attraction to another person, they do have some complicated and conflicting emotions because they are scared to let people get too close to them, because they all have been burned badly by people in their pasts.
25) Will fight someone twice their size
Nina? She isn't even five feet tall. Does that stop her from kicking ass and taking on a literal giant at one point? Most definitely not and she'll tell you it was one of the most fun experiences she's ever had, she had a ball going up against him.
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vagisil · 4 months
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okay mini rant:
- i officially for the upteenth time dont care about gender presentation bc no matter how i dress/style stuff ppl still gon act funny with me bc im black so might as well just wear what i want and all of "passing" is just how can i make myself look the most like a cishet white person and again like i said im black
- just looked at the selfies i took last night while turnt off wine. i thought i looked real hit and ugly and bad turns out i actually looked normal af lol and my lip were moisturized
- rewatch big little lies and kravitz hair is eating i need her braider number real bad REAL BAD
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jinkx-monswoon · 1 year
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OKAY SO I WAS ON THE ROAD WHILE WATCHING THE SEMI AND I DIDNT GET TO LIVE BLOG BUT HERES A SUMMARY OF MY THOUGHTS
- IM SO HAPPY THAT PORTUGAL QUALIFIED THEYRE MY #1
- big sad that latvia didnt qualify though. songs with unusual time signatures are my weakness and i was OBSESSED with the guy at the beginning gettin TURNT on that drum machine
- big MAD that switzerland qualified </3
- if i wasnt in a car during the results i would have burst out laughing at croatia not only qualifying but being FIRST to qualify. like YES. IM SO HAPPY. THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID I LOVE THESE SILLY OLD MEN
- hey serbia your artist is gnc af 💖
- i didnt understand the hype surrounding finland in the very beginning, but by the time they performed today i was singing along. love them. let's fucking go
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reine-du-sourire · 1 year
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Yo yo, what's good my guys? It's ya boy Henry Jekyll. I've been straight trippin' lately, tryna keep my two personalities in check. It's like, one minute I'm all chill and laid back, and the next minute I'm all turnt up and ready to party.
I mean, I know I should keep Hyde on the DL, but sometimes I just can't help myself. He's got this wild energy that's just too lit to resist. But then again, he's also got a dark side that's straight up scary. Like, he'll flip the switch and go full savage on anyone who crosses him.
Honestly, it's like I'm living in two different worlds. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one dealing with this, or if there are other peeps out there who can relate. It's like, do I need to get my head checked or what?
But yo, enough about my issues. Let's talk about something more upbeat, like my next rave. I've got some sick beats lined up and I'm about to turn up with my squad. It's gonna be lit AF, and I can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans we get into.
Anyway, I gotta dip now. But just remember, peeps, you never know what's lurking beneath the surface. So stay woke and keep it real. Peace out!
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hueningkoi · 2 years
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Just got back from tha doctah (who I've known forever but today realized is gay af so good for him anyways besides the point) and like I had already presumed I do in fact have a sinus infection so imma get turnt on antibiotics woohoo@!!!@
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tetsunabouquet · 6 months
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What’s your opinion on Tao Ren?
Well, I have made it quite known I'm a Tao Ren fangirl. He's one of the most interesting characters and his character development was amongst the best in the original series. I also actually low-key think Taoism has a lot of wisdom pearls and if someone were to force me to convert to a religion or else I'd be killed, I would pick Taoism as my religion as it was officially regarded as one up until the 17th century. That out of the way, I do take issue with the fact how he blames himself and takes full responsibility for his actions. I'm not saying he shouldn't have taken accountability for killing people, but at the same time he was literally a kid who didn't knew any better. As I mentioned in my post about Jeanne, I do think the Shaman King series has a problem when it comes to having children bear the full brunt of what they've done whilst the adults who taught them to murder got away with pretty much a slap on the wrist. It feels like victim-blaming children and I hate it. I also hate how he's portrayed in the sequel, like as I mentioned in my post about him and his marriage with Jeanne, it feels so damn OOC. He suffered so much as a child and despised his father for taking his childhood away, yet he is sending his SEVEN YEAR OLD SON into a deadly tournament where he cannot be revived?! Are you shitting me?! If that's not Ren doing a complete 180 in terms of his view, I don't know what is. Other then that, I have some further points of criticizing the way the sequel portrayed him. Like take his business. Those employees that HoroHoro met in Red Crimson volume 1 who were later turnt in Jiang Shi by the Dong clan were grumbling and looking dreadful. They were talking about how Ren's policies had tripled their work. Am I the only one who gets the feeling, like their wages haven't been raised fairly? With how horrible Chinese factory workers get exploited, I feel like if their wages had been raised and their work conditions also met actual proper standards, that they wouldn't have been so angry with Ren's changes. Which makes me side-eye every scene where Men flaunts his wealth like showing that he's one of the few people in the world who has a black card. What 7 year old needs that much money?! Those scenes make Ren seem like he's just as exploitive as YVS is of the general population which goes against the dream he and Jeanne have and don't even get me started on how Ren literally used to live in a home without electricity and how Jeanne would go to war conflicts with little to no personal objects yet they've raised their son to be such a spoilt brat out of touch with the lower class? Tao Ren in the original was amazing, Tao Ren in the sequel feels like it's written by someone who barely knew the original which is strange AF.
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