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tetsunabouquet · 22 minutes
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I feel like this post should also clarify that islands should count because aside from having visited 4 countries I also did stuff like visiting my aunt at the Dutch Carribean who lives there. (I was that one European kid in class who has relatives scattered on almost every continent, people like my old racist teacher when I was 14 would make salty remarks like, 'well it must be nice to have a place to stay almost everywhere you go.' )
*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin
**parents and siblings
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tetsunabouquet · 16 hours
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I finally did it.
After writing my Knb x Aot crossover, Bertolt has been haunting me like he always does.
You see, the moment I saw him, my mind immediately went like, 'he looks like he is good at pussy eating'.
This is because there is an ethnically Dutch author from Belgium, called Herman Brusselmans who is the self-proclaimed 'King of eating women's pussies'.
My brain couldn't help but see the resemblance between this old 'manwhore' and Bertolt but every time I wanted to compare them directly I was like, 'Don't do it. You will never unsee it.'
But after no matter how long, no matter how many years I knew of Bertolt's existence as a fictional character, I finally caved in.
Herman Brusselmans absolutely looks like an older Bertolt if he had made it to his sixties.
Now, I absolutely cannot unsee it, and my mind is already going full Slap On Titan with Bertolt revealing to Reiner that he ate all the pussies at Poundtown whilst Reiner was asleep T-T
God of destruction? More like, God of Pussy Licking.
Bertolt? More like Beftolt! (Beffen is the Dutch word for the act of pussy eating and the fact I can even make this pun is just-)
Why did I give in? None of my toys are charged and now Bertolt is getting me horny T-T
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tetsunabouquet · 18 hours
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I just saw the stupidest post that makes my head hurt as a bisexual raised in a rural area. Like, it was about acknowledging that queer people go through a 'unique' experience in rural areas, but then goes onto say stuff about religion and gay conversion therapy being subtly normalized... Please, how do you tell us that you are NOT from the rural area from your country without telling us?! As if every rural town is small, as if every rural town is highly religious. News flash: you are thinking in stereotypes! My town was small enough that people vaguely knew everyone's face but it wasn't small enough that telling one person meant my whole town knew. My town wasn't in one of the religious regions of the rural area either. The decently rich suburban-esque area I am living in right now is literally more religious and conservative then the town I grew up at. In non-religious rural areas and this seems universal as there is that Shania Twain song that says it perfectly, "That don't impress me much." Because at the Dutch countryside we were taught one thing, everyone takes a fucking shit, wether they are a king or the farmer tending horses. This is a little thing called country sobriety and I miss the mentality over here so much. My general practitioner growing up was a lesbian, there were a couple of homophobic people who didn't wanted to sign up at her place, sure. But she had plenty enough clients to keep working over there and there was never any hate crime going on at her building. She was doing perfectly fine. If anything, I was surrounded with so many happy queer people growing up that it was like San Francisco meets the YEEHAW. I literally didn't understood homophobia existed until I was in my teenage years. It's one thing to acknowledge the difficulties from people in highly conservative and religious towns, but to use that setting interchangably with the rural areas in a country is just plain wrong and an insult to country sobriety.
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tetsunabouquet · 22 hours
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Heir To The Lands Chapter 33
A Whirlwind Is Taking Over Masterpost
All of Dru's recently expanded friend group had gathered in her bedroom. Tomas went over some kind of list of necessities with Tavi, who had her hands on her hips. "I know I suck at packing, but I really thought of everything this time Tom-Tom." Zeynep giggled behind her as Tomas groaned. "How many times have I asked you not to call me that?" "As many times as I asked you the route." Tavi replied which only earned her another groan. Thais frowned at her and Tavi replied, "Tom-Tom is one of the biggest GPS bussinesses and is based in the Netherlands. Many a Dutch refer to the GPS system as a Tom-Tom. Much to the pain of many a Tom." "I hate the GPS jokes so much." He said, pulling his girlfriend into a dramatic embrace. She wrapped her arms around him, sending a look of warning to Tavi. She pouted and with a huff she went over Zeynep's bag. "Have you got any snacks other then sunflower seeds with you this time?" "I packed one of those biscuit packs that we always get at the Action, but I doubt Catarina will make the portal that far removed from Kit's residence though." Laura sat on Thais' bed quietly, sending some texts to her family because her grandmother would give her the biggest scolding ever if she disappeared from school grounds with no reason. A knock on the door was heard, and Catarina peeked her blue head into the room. "Good, you are all ready to go. I hope all of your parents are ready to yell at Luke, not me." Tavi and Dru both chuckled as the group grabbed their luggage, the bag where Shadowcat had been put was moving in a panic and Tavi hushed the creature. "It's okay, we're going back to Europe sweetie!" She cooed to the bag as Catarina went to put the Portal up.
Catarina had guided the group as quickly as Dimmet Tarn as possible, knowing Tessa could use the extra magic power to expand upon Dimmet Tarn. The group stood awkwardly as Dru was pulled into a tight hug by her older brother. "I was so scared that I lost you too!" He said as he squeezed the air out of her lungs. Dru whimpered with a loving smile as Kit and Jaime stood around just as awkwardly, not knowing how to break the ice with Dru's friends. But things would change quickly enough.
This was, because everything right now was happening in a whirlwind. Janus walked through Central Park and could tell things were in motion. Everything was too quiet. Whilst the entrance was in a quiet area and he did not expect to see any mundanes, there were no pixies or birds to be heard. He decided to move slower, allowing himself to focus on the tiniest of sounds and movements as he felt like he was walking into an ambush. It was because of this, that he managed to move away from a vein trying to latch onto his leg. He quickly turnt around just in time to see two werewolves jumping towards him. Usually, fighting off two werewolves was not much of a biggie to Janus, but these werewolves were highly trained. He wondered if they belonged to the Praetor Lupus, but he doubted they would allow themselves to be assisted by a faerie on a mission like this. Either Alec had ushered in a new age of cooperation, or they belonged to some gang of sorts organized by enemies of the Seelie Queen. Whichever was the case, Janus could not afford to ponder on it too long. He slashed at one werewolf who missed his blade in just the nick of time. From his other side, the second werewolf charged and Janus felt the floor underneath him grow more slippery, muddy. Damn Faerie magic, he cursed as he missed the second one's claw which only made a shallow slash near his eye. He lunged at the wolf, the two tumbling into the mud. "Benjamin now!" The man roared, knowing it was far too late. Janus mercilessly drove the blade into the werewolf's throat with the last thing he saw being his teary eyed younger brother who managed to snatch the bag just as Janus pulled out his blade.
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tetsunabouquet · 1 day
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I've been busy for the past couple of days so I forgot to check to see what the winner is. Subaru as a moonrabbit is going to be so adorable! I will also be doing the kitsune, of course. Aren't you guys lucky you're getting two? I actually ordered a new, better drawing tablet earlier this week, so depending on the quality of it you will either be getting a watercolor of Subaru as a moonrabbit and as a kitsune or the Diabolik Lovers fandom will get my first digital fanart as an exclusive!
Tetsuna's Cat Event Final Round!
Took me a a bit longer to put out this poll as I was scanning through my mythology encyclopidea specifically for fantasy/ folklore/ mythological animals with a coloring that would look great with Subaru's coloring
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tetsunabouquet · 2 days
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@celias tagged me, so here I will share my short opinions:
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Paris to me is what China is to Lily Chen; never again. I swear that city will reek of urine until the end of time.
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tetsunabouquet · 2 days
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I can so imagine the witches from Macbeth to be three emo-goths from the 2000s/early 2010s with those scene bangs
i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election
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tetsunabouquet · 2 days
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Can't Help Falling In Love With You Chapter 8
Masterpost Midorima had spent the next few days just getting to know you better. How you had sleeping problems because all your mother could afford was a small studio apartment in a building invested with mice. Your creepy neighbor that had snorted his way into a psychosis and who had threatened your mother's life with a crossbow the other day. How your underage drinking had started at the tender age of 5. That you were still this smart despite for drinking for so long made Midorima honestly impressed with your intelligence. In turn he told you about how outside of Takao he didn't really had any friends at Shutoku, and how the closest thing he previously had to a best friend had lost his mind and given into an alternate personality. You had been willing to listen to him ramble about the whole Akashi mess, telling him it was only fair as he was helping you through a friendship breakup of our own. You were a wise person who gave some surprisingly good advice. Midorima was thankful for receiving your gracious words and he wondered if living a tough life like yours had aged you beyond your years. He felt guilty for being so grateful for it. His parents were too oblivious to notice something was going on, but Shinju seemed to notice how often her brother was distracted with his phone. She kept side-eyeing him whenever he was on his phone, and he knew someday sooner or later she was going to confront him and tease him about his crush like many a pest would- and if younger siblings were anything, they were pests. Even sweet little Shinju had her moments, no matter how rare they were. At school, you generally drifted by him. You didn't pounce on him and allowed him to warm up to you, generally sticking to Ichijo during breaks. Though you did greet him every time he passed by now, Ichijo often waving him by as acknowledgement. This was quite acceptable to him. He didn't really knew how he felt about being associated with not just you, but also the mess that was Ichijo who had landed himself in the infirmary again for being too lucid on school grounds. According to Takao earlier that day, the boy had been tripping balls. He wondered how the story between the two of you went. He decided to ask you now school was over and the two of you could go back to conversing without any noisy student being interested. He sat on his bed as he texted,
'Ichijo was a mess again today, nandayo. If I may ask, what's his story?'
A while later, his phone buzzed and he received his answer.
'Ichijo is a bit of a long story. His parents are missionaires who live at the edge of our 'ghetto', they claim they are here to save our souls. If you ask Ichijo, its just them ego jerking and wanting to be perceived as 'selfless heroes'. Ichijo used to run away a lot as a kid and would just sleep at whatever safe dumpster he could find. I began to notice and would carry around a spare bento. It's how we became friends.'
Midorima was quite surprised at the revelation Ichijo was being raised religiously but he heard about too strict parents with an holier then thou attitude before. As well as how their kids would often grow up to rebel against their parents and the church. He couldn't help but wonder indeed, what kind of actual good parents would endanger their kid by purposefully chosing a dangerous neighborhood? But Midorima could see how you, caring as you were, would look out for the needy and would be so generous to carry around food for them. His respect for you grew every day too, not just his love. You had been dealt a tough life but you carried through it with a graceful strength, one that left Midorima speechless. You were more then a girl, and Midorima admired you for it from the bottom of his heart.
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tetsunabouquet · 4 days
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Aomine Daiki Throughout His Career: Moodboard
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tetsunabouquet · 4 days
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KNB Headcanon: Which Ones Would Own A Cat
-Akashi. I can see him end up adopting a cat because he feels it is a similar creature of nature to him.
-Kiyoshi. I see him adopting many sorts of pets, cats included.
-Midorima. That one guy who hates cats only to get a girlfriend who owns several cats. With time, they win him over but Midorima will continue to blame the cat parasite for brainwashing him.
-Kuroko. I see him owning several dogs and a cat or two in the future.
-Riko. She clearly does have a weakness for cute animals like any other but with the busy schedule she has I don't see her owning a pet that requires a lot of time to take care of like a dog. She can manage doing a litterbox and feeding a cat however in between her things to do. Her cat always rests next to her feet when she's working on her homework.
-Koganei and his sister did adopt a cat to troll people.
-Himuro. I just see him as a cat owner for some reason. Perhaps it's the emo 'I'd own a black cat' vibe he omits.
-Takao. I see him owning several cats and a golden retriever someday.
-Mibuchi. He definitely owns some purebreed.
-Imayoshi. I think he'd love them for their intelligence and graceful movements.
-Sakurai. He just wants a cat because he thinks they're cute.
-Moriyama. Owns a very lazy fat cat. He adopted a kitten because he thought that his female classmates would be interested in pictures as they're absolutely adorable to start a conversation with them. But time went on, and now it's a lazy bum.
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tetsunabouquet · 4 days
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TWP: OOAK
For those who don't know what an OOAK means: It stands for One of a Kind, and applies to customized dolls. After having purchased a 3d printed BJD from Etsy (further review down below), I customized it to look just like Gwenneth the pink goblin.
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As for the base doll- it's a Kobalin from the French Etsy store- Nekotaku. As a regular Nekotaku customer, I can give a fair review of the overall product quality: Pros -She's such a generous sweetheart, from buttons to even an extra tiny BJD, I always get gifts when I order from her. -She has a pretty wide range of animal and fantasy creature BJDs that are quite suitable for OC purposes. I remember at least one other review mentioning they use a doll of hers for OC purposes. -That person also mentioned she'd let them customize certain bits so she does that too if you ask -She can hold quite a decent sale. Cons -Her store constantly refreshes from stock and available to order dolls. If you have seen a design of hers you like, buy it fast or you might need to wait a year or two before she has it for sale again. I am looking at a certain octopus doll right now. -Her printing quality isn't that high. If you want great printing quality but like fantasy dolls I'd recommend you to check out Quirky Critters instead. She's my other go-to shop for 3d printed BJDs.
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tetsunabouquet · 4 days
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K-POP Theory: (G)I-DLE are the investors behind BRD COMMUNICATIONS
With the talks of them not renewing their contracts this year, I decided to make an official well-though out post behind a theory I've had since Soojin's solo debut. Let's look behind Soojin for a second and put our bussiness glasses on. Quickly, a few questions will pop up. 1. Who the fuck is An Jin Yong? The CEO isn't a well known rich person or someone in the music industry. So who is this mysterious founder and what is their vision for their company? 2. Considering they aren't a well known person for their riches, where did they get the decent looking budget for Soojin's debut from? 3. Or the money for Soojin to go overseas for gigs? 4. Why debut someone so risky as your very first artist? 5. And why do we almost half a year later, still have no reports of other artists or trainees joining the label? It would be financially safer to sign a few more artists as fast as possible in case Soojin's re-debut doesn't works out, so why are we hearing crickets? BRD communications, as you can see, is shrouded in mystery. A label that practically popped up out of nowhere and solely seems to care about saving Soojin's idol career. You'd almost think that the CEO is Soojin's fairy godmother. Or, more realistically, a secret business partner of (G)I-DLE. Let's not forget that after Soojin got kicked out, Soyeon was spotted with the PNation card and there is that alleged interview where she said she was interested in starting her own label. Both Shuhua and Yuqi have made statements implying they are counting down the days that their contract expires. And it's no secret that the ot5 MVs and Soojin's seem to reference each other. So what if Soyeon acted immediately after Soojin got kicked out by already doing some studywork on how to build her own company? That would be around the same time that An Jin Yong was looking to establish BRD communications. How unlikely is it that two people who are looking to start a similar bussiness, ran into one another and decided to combine their skillset? Because from the Chinese looking name, the founder likely is a foreigner who could be skilled in international business deals which Soyeon or the other girls aren't. I think, that during this period, Soyeon met An Jin Yong and offered them the deal to invest in BRD communications and to bring connections and staff to the label alongside (G)I-DLE once their contract expires as long as they sign and supported Soojin too. With how secretive this label is and the fact we're dealing with a musical genius (Soyeon), an academic genius (Yuqi) and a billionaire (Minnie), this almost machiavellian level of scheme could actually be possible. An Jin Yong and (G)I-DLE are working together as the ultimate masterminds of the K-POP industry. It's the only way to make sense of the BRD communications mystery.
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tetsunabouquet · 5 days
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Midorima is the only one out of the GOM with a REAL backbone. He sticks to what he believes in from the more obvious lucky items to being the one who consistently didn't gave into peer pressure like the winning bets to never skipping practise. As much as some people might mock him, deep down, ask and answer these questions to yourself: If your friend group were to jump into a river on a hot summer day and you didn't wanted to, would you cave into their pressure? If this happens every time when you're out of school during summertime, could you firmly keep saying 'no' to them and the cool temptation before you? All the whilst wearing a silly costume all the time that gets people laughing at you and some random strangers could pick on you walking by every once in a while? If your answer is 'No', then Midorima possesses a strength you don't have and let's be honest you would secretly like not to give a fuck like he does. That's at least how I see it every time I'm like, 'fuck it' and wear my onesie to do grocery shopping or buy myself a new bathrobe because I'm on a trip that turnt out much chillier then how I dressed myself for so I can wear that fucker as a coat. Or whenever I wear experimental fashion pieces (the way I publically appear ranges from PJs to casual to being a walking art piece and yes my neighborhood probably thinks I'm wardrobe-schizophrenic). People laugh at me too, but honestly, you wish you had the kind of balls we possess.
ALL KNB BLOGS LISTEN!!
Reblog and Say something nice about midorima he deserves all the love in the world
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tetsunabouquet · 5 days
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I had a weird sex dream just now; I was still a teenager, trying to seduce a sexy teacher that never actually existed by wearing a red dress to a school related event like prom. I kept wearing a cape, because no one but my teacher was allowed to see the backside of my dress- which was completely see through and you could see I was wearing nothing but a thong underneath that dress. Now, because I am still semi- turnt on I arrived with the question: Is there any fandom that would like me to write a steamy college one-shot (x reader) about this that I will post on a later date (considering my writing schedule)? If yes, comment your fandom and guy that you would like to see as a dirty college professor? (if I get multiple comments, I will turnt it into a one-shot mini series like I did with 'When Eyes Meet').
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tetsunabouquet · 6 days
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Tetsuna: throughout the ages 'face reveal'
Whilst I am not comfortable with doing a true face reveal, I hereby am sharing some anime filter pictures of me from AI Mirror to celebrate hitting 200 followers!
*note: AI mirror tends to whitewash mine and my family's skintones and my hair typically appears more straight
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My 5th birthday featuring the eldest of my younger cousins.
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Me at 14 with one of my late rabbits, Zeus (may he rest in peace).
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Me featuring my mother, celebrating my 22nd birthday in Berlin (a few months before the pandemic struck)
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Me chilling at Amsterdam's Vondelpark during the pandemic.
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This one is taken with the Starry Girl filter instead, of me celebrating my 26th birthday.
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tetsunabouquet · 6 days
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Tetsuna's Followers Milentstone Event: The Q&A
Alright, I just checked my follower count and saw I achieved a 202! Thank you so much! I always do a q&a after I hit a certain number of followers so people can get to ask me questions about me if you're curious to get to know me better. I decided to update the list of questions from my previous events. Per usual, any questions asked previously have been replaced with other ones, and so are any questions I answered in other ask games/posts. On top of that usual shtick, I added 20 questions, including ones related to my fanfic projects! 
1 What's your favorite movie? 2 Do you prefer pizza or a burger? 3 What inspires you? 4 Summer or winter? 5 What's your favorite color? 6 Favorite Hyperdimension Neptunia character? 7 What's the last thing you've eaten? 8 Do you have a favorite shampoo brand?  9 Your first kiss? 10 Which popular musician do you find overrated? 11 Do you look more like your mom or your dad? 12 Which friendship dynamic from the Seirin basketball team do you think is underrated? 13 Would you ever want to get married? 14 What do you think is the most underrated ship in the Shadowhunter Chronicles? 15 Do you believe in true love?  16 What is an animal you dream of owning? 17 Do you get angry easily? 18 What are your fears? 19 Which KNB characters would you like to go to karaoke with? 20 What is your favorite fantasy creature? 21 Are you related to a celebrity? 22 Which of your cats is the laziest? 23 Have you ever walked outside completely in the nude? 24 What's your favorite memory? 25 Your number one Vampire Knight husbando? 26 What's something you enjoy learning about? 27 Do you believe in aliens? 28 What's your favorite flower? 29 Favorite neon color? 30 Do you like lemon (as in the fruit flavor)? 31 Who was your first same-sex crush and the beginning of your bisexual experience? 32 If you could own a planet, which would you claim and why? 33 What animal do you look like the most? 34 Which events from Basic Instinct and what you have written of Can’t Stop Falling In Love With You so far, were inspired by your own background? 35 How do you think you'll die? 36 Do you consider yourself romantic? 37 Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 38 Do you smoke? 39 What’s one of your struggles (neurodivergent related)? 40 Who has the better soundtrack, Shaman King, Hyperdimension Neptunia or KNB? 41 What's your favorite non-animated show? 42 Do you have a dark side? 43 Which ElfQuest character is your favorite? 44 Do you enjoy going to the beach? 45 If you were stuck on an abandoned island, which character from the Shadowhunter Chronicles would you want to be your support buddy? 46 Can any of your cats do tricks? 47 Favorite Shaman King scene? 48 Which Dutch celebrity annoys you the most? 49 What's a pet peeve of yours? 50 What is a trend in pop lyrics you hate? 51 Your favorite Mukami brother? 52 Least favorite tea? 53 Aside from your haunted home, are there any other supernatural phenomena you’ve experienced? 54 You mentioned having 4 cats and that your mom has two, did you grow up with many pets? 55 What do you think is one of the most harmful books in children’s literature? 56 What’s an icky moment from elementary school you’ll never forget? 57 Which scene in the Hyperdimension Neptunia franchise never fails to make you cry? 58 Favorite Diabolik Lovers crackship? 59 Cringiest female protagonist in the Shadowhunterverse? 60 What’s a random funny fact about your household? 61 Could you tell us the name for TWP book 2? 62 If you were a character in Shaman King, what would your theme song be? 63 How long is your hair? 64 Which TVD character do you think doesn’t deserve the hate? 65 Least favorite AOT ship? 66 What is the Miraculous Ladybug episode you hate the most?⁰ 67 Which clubs did you join when you were in secondary school? 68 What is a book series you enjoy reading for satire purposes? 69 Underrated YA series? 70 Wild card (ask me any question)
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tetsunabouquet · 8 days
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Before anyone asks me about Heir To The Lands Chapter 32: Yes, Nene is the very same Nene as Mark and Helen's aunt who decided to be a wild fey at the ending of TDA.
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