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USWNT as students in Hogwarts? So house, best/ worst suject, classroom behaviour/results. Im sure The Children will be full of shenanigans and mishaps, providing Professor Dawn plenty of headache.

Yo this one took me DAYS to do but it was so fun I loved it lol

Becky Sauerbrunn - 7th year Hufflepuff, head girl. Best subject is defense against the dark arts. She receives high marks in all her classes so she doesn't have a worst subject, but she's not really a fan of potions. She's very chill, answers when called on, does her work and turns it in on time. She tries to lay low and avoid trouble but Kelley is always somewhere near by dragging Becky into her shenanigans. Becky doesn't like using her title to bail her friends out, but she's unfortunately done it once or twice to get Kelley and Sonnet out of trouble.

Carli Llyod - 7th year Slytherin. Best subject transfiguration, she's quite the fan of turning people who mess with her 23 closest friends into a teacup pig. She once turned a kid into a hedgehog for saying "bless you" after she sneezed. Worst class, history of magic. It's boring and requires no actual magic, she can often be found transfiguring Allie Longs feathered quill into an actual bird and laughing softly to herself when it flys into her face.

Krieger - 7th year Gryffindor. Best class is potions, worst class is transfiguration. She's a quiet jokester, often sitting in the back goofing off with Pinoe. A random student once called Ashlyn a bad word and she threw hands faster than he could yell for Headmaster Ellis. (She still hears about it and bans krieger from quidditch for the rest of the year)

Pinoe - 7th year Gryffindor. Best class Charms, worst class transfiguration. They probs suck at it because that's the one they goof off in the most. She's the quidditch star. She's not head girl, but she's THE head girl if you know what I mean. Popular, admired, somewhat hated by people who want to be her.

Harris - 6th year Slytherin. She hates all classes and puts all her energy into quidditch. Ali and Pinoe are the only reason she actually goes to class. Was once given detention for throwing the biggest rager hogwarts has ever seen in the slytherin dungeons. (She would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for Honkle reporting her)

Alex Morgan - 6th year Gryffindor prefect. Favorite class is Charms, and her least favorite is Herbology. She's a great student, and everyone thinks she's a goody-two-shoes. Little do they know she gets into a ton of shenanigans with good ole Kelley O'Hara, Kelley's just the one who always gets caught. Has 100% used her prefect privileges to get her friends out of trouble.

O'Hara - 6th year Gryffindor that causes all sorts of trouble. Class clown for sure, but everyone in the castle adores her. Favorite class is Charms, more specifically the jinxes (her favorite is Epoximise which is a spell that binds two objects together. One time she bound Tobin and Press's sweaters together, which she firmly believes is the reason they are now dating.) Her least favorite class is History of Magic, or as she likes to call it Nap Time. Always tries to get Becky to bail her out of stuff.

Heath - 6th year Slytherin, not really a fan of any of her classes but she met Press in Defense Against The Dark Arts her 2nd year, so she's kinda partial to that one. She's a good student though, she gets all her work done and turns it in on time, she just doesn't put in any extra work. She only goofs off in class when she knows it won't be a big disruption. (Unless the class is with Alex, Kelley or Allie, then there's no controlling them) Definitely can be found practicing Quidditch with Ashlyn at the oddest times. Was really confused when Press asked her out because she already thought they were dating after Kelley bound their clothes together.

Press - 6th year Hufflepuff prefect, that everyone is in love with but she has no idea. She is Becky's favorite because she's the least chaotic out of this big group. Absolutely adores Herbology and Divination, she struggles in D.A.D.A but Tobin is always there to help her. She is the ideal student, always turning her work in, she's never late, and she's always confident in her answers. Never actually confirms that she and Tobin are dating, she just assumes the a-little-less-than-friendly-PDA is enough. (Its not, everyone outside this group still has no idea if they're dating)

Allie Long - 6th year Slytherin. She likes charms because she loves learning all the jinxes. She uses them on Tobin all the time, more specifically when she's in front of Press. Least favorite class is Herbology. Definitely goofs around in class, one time she jinxed all the test parchment to roll shut and never open. Didn't even try to ask Becky to get her out of it, she just accepted her fate.

Naeher - 5th year Ravenclaw prefect that everyone assumes is a professor and not a student. She loves all her classes but her favorite class is D.A.D.A. She protects all the youngins and tries to keep them out of trouble, while the older girls wreek havoc on the school. The best keeper Hogwarts has ever seen.

Ertz - 5th year Slytherin. Is quite the fan of walking through the hallways and casting the jelly legs curse on people. Favorite class is charms (where do you think she learned the jelly legs curse?) Least favorite is transfiguration. Both her and Dunn refuse to cause trouble in class, but once outside they join everybody in causing trouble.

Dunn - 5th year Ravenclaw, can often be found dancing next to Ertz while she curses peoples legs. The dynamic duo that confuses everyone, but it works. Definitely a great student, loves all her classes.

AD Franch - 5th year Gryffindor. She's quiet, but very intimidating. Everyone is terrified of her until they meet her and realizes she's like... the sweetest witch ever. Great student, excels in everything. Her favorite class is D.A.D.A because she loves learning to defensive spells. Can often be found conjuring roses for her girlfriend.

Horan - 4th year Gryffindor. Thing 1, (sonnett is thing 2 obviously) literally hates all her classes. Wanted to skip hogwarts and go straight to playing professional quidditch but 11 year olds can't play professionally. Would honestly leave hogwarts if it wasn't for Sonnet and her dad Tobin Heath. Is definitely the smarter, more logical one of her and Sonnett. Definitely just follows Sonnett on her dumb adventures just to see how it'll backfire in her face.

Sonnett - 4th year Hufflepuff, Thing 2, and the second biggest trouble maker in the school. (Behind Kelley O'Hara obviously) O'Hara taught her everything she knows. She loves her classes even though she may not be the best student. Favorite class is muggle studies because the idea of a "stove" fascinates her. Definitely almost burned hogwarts down after asking the househelves if she could use the kitchen to cook with a muggle stove.

Dahlkemper - 4th year Hufflepuff. She's in the same boat as Press where everybody is in love with her but she has no idea. Honestly just an all around great witch and student. Her best class is potions and care for magical creatures.

Morgan Brian - 4th year Ravenclaw. Silent but deadly, meaning she doesn't seem like she causes any trouble but she does. One time she and Mewis turned a few staircases into slides and Professor Dawn was scrambling to fix it while all 23 of them just kept on sliding down. (Anytime Dawn would fix one, they'd turn another) Great at D.A.D.A and charms obviously. Not a particular fan of potions.

Mewis - 3rd year Hufflepuff, who looks like a picturesque innocent little child, is the opposite. Loves muggle studies cause that's where they learn about muggle music and she really likes this muggle musician by the name of Lizzo. Once bewitched a muggle ipod to work inside the castle walls, but it went rogue and smacked her in the face and broke her nose.

Lavelle - 3rd year Gryffindor who only focuses on 1 class and 1 class only, and that is Care for Magical Creatures. She literally does not care about the rest. She once cried when a Demiguise hugged her. Has a tendency to follow Sonnett and Horan around, and often gets dragged into their *cough Sonnetts* shenanigans. Sonnett is very protective of her. Literally if you so much as utter a jinx in her vicinity, Sonnett will throw hands.

Pugh - 2nd year Ravenclaw a precious little student who loves charms and HATES arthimancy (the math of hogwarts). She does all her work, turns it in on time, focuses in all her classes. When she's not being a picture perfect student, she can be found being coddled by her parents Tobin Heath and Christen Press. They try to keep her out of trouble but obviously Sonnett and Horan make that difficult.

Davidson - 1st year Hufflepuff, absolutely terrified for her first year at hogwarts. Doesn't know what to do when these 22 random girls just swoop her up into their group, but she's quiet and goes along with it. Touch one hair on her head and Alyssa Naeher with hex you. She loves her flying class, but she's most looking forward to care of magical creatures in a few years. Literally cannot ever get in trouble. If she's with them when they pull a stunt, the professors let her go cause they know she's not capable of causing trouble.

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