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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Joker: *skipping into the house with a snake-clown* hey guys! I bought this cute baby boi! What do I name him?

Batman: *jumps so high he hits the cieling and then crashes to the ground* Y-YOU WHA-T???

Watev'ra: *without even skipping a beat* William snakespeare.

Joker: :o

William: *hissyhissy*

Joker: :D

Everybody meet our pet.. William snakespeare. Much to the distress of bats

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Joker: BATS!

Bats: shh! *points at a sleeping queen*

Joker, whispering: oh..sorryyy

Bats, whispering: what's up babe?

Joker, whispering: I set the kitchen on fire

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Parallels

Our "innocent" Lego babies

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Before they officially hooked up with joker as a couple I imagine it was a bit like this

Bruce: *looking at joker stuff in his Batcave*

Bruce:

Bruce:he's kinda cute...

Watev'ra: he's a MURDERER!

Bruce: *let's her see some closer pics*

Watev'ra:

Watev'ra: but it's kinda cute..

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Almost getting caught Pt. 2

*watev'ra comes out of her bedroom* *she's in a nightgown* *it's late at night* *joker wanted cereal and she's going out to get it*

Wyldstyle: *playing video games with sweet mayhem and benny*.....watev'ra..?

Watev'ra: *mutters* ah brick.. Yeah? *turns around*

Benny: are you covered in...lipstick..?

Watev'ra: no..?

Wyldstyle:...whats the red lip marks and bite marks all over your body from..?

Watev'ra: bats....likes...to.....wear.........lipstick.. Sometimes..

Wyldstyle:

Benny:

Mayhem:

Watevra: hehe..?

Wyldstyle, turns back to the game: I always knew he wasn't that straight

Watev'ra: haha yea! *grabs the cereal*

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Gettin caught

*vacation with all the legos* *but joker was smuggled in a suitcase so Emmet and wyldstyle wouldn't see him* *they are all worried about what they'll say about them being with a criminal*

Emmet: *knocks on the room their sleeping in* *batman opens the door*

Batman: *lipstick smeared all over him* *in a robe* no, Alfred, they haven't figured it ou--youaren'tmyAlfred.

Joker: *not wearing a shirt* *also has lipstick all over him but it's black* well who is it? Richie? *comes up*...........

Emmet: *gasps* *looks worried* a-are you cheating on a queen???

Batman: nononosshhhhh! He isn't here... Don't tell anybody.

Emmet:...wyldstyle!!

Batman: youlittle--

Wyldstyle: *comes*....*takes a picture* I'm sending this to her* *sends it* *the closet gets a notification*

Joker:

Batman:

Emmet:

Wyldstyle: *opens the door* *watev'ra in a towel, black and red lipstick all over her*.......hi

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Bats is home

Joker: welcome home bats! Leave any common sense and sanity at the entrance!

Batman: nope I need those.

Watev'ra: *sneaking up behind him for the first night of a routinely tackle and tickle* not anymoooore~~~

Joker: *giggles and starts closing him in from the front*

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Their opinions on death

Batman: I think murder is wrong

Watev'ra: I think murder is wrong unLESS there is a good reason

Joker:

*everyone looks over at him*

Joker: HAHA I THINK MURDER! :D

Watev'ra and bats:.....Babeno

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Shhh! The babies are sleeping~

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[askwatbatjokes]

Bats, drinking coffee reading morning paper: Uh, babes, you didn't silly string the entire downtown area by chance, did you?

Evsy, on phone: Huh I'm drawing a blank. Jokes did we do that?

Jokes, spraying copious amounts of cool whip on his pancakes: Entirely possible. Bats did we do that?

Bats, rubbing temple: I just--I literally just asked--

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Evsy: When Bats said "magical in bed," this isn't exactly what I exp-

Jokes, holding up a one of spades: Is this your card?

Evsy: Uh, no?

Bats, whom they thought was asleep, shooting up in bed holding an eight of hearts: Is this your card?

Evsy and Jokes in unison: Holy shit!

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Confronting watevs

Joker: yknow for someone who isn't "into Gotham city guys" it's odd that you hooked up with two...

Watev'ra:...uhhh

Batman: well... I mean cmon. Let's face it all three of us l o v e Gotham city guys..

Joker and watev'ra: *romantic sighs* yyyeaaaahhhh

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[askwatbatjokes]

You know what's great?

Jomega

Betaman

And Watalpha

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