#what if i started working out.... 🥱😴😴😴😴

[blushroom-goddess]

me every time: i need to get cuter

#thank fuck for estrogen #i always say its so nice cause i can wait and still be productive #eating lots of carbs lately tooo my hips and ass are going off #i wana get better at taking pics tho. no more selfie camera ........ better lighting #what if i started working out.... 🥱😴😴😴😴 #thank fuck for estrogenn

[futureforged]

                   *𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 !

I caved & figured it wouldn’t hurt to do one of these. It basically means I will be focusing on prioritizing interactions with those who express interest in becoming mains — on solidifying bonds between muses   &   maybe muns if spoons allow it. You’d get your own tag to track future interactions ( If you haven’t gotten one already )   &   I’ll add you to a bonds list   &   write a small summary of our muses current or planned bond  /  relationship.

*PLEASE NOTE.          They do not have to be romantic in nature   &   can also be platonic, familial or antagonistically aligned as well. I adore all types of dynamics between muses & feel Jayce is a character that can play off other muses in a variety of ways.

                              *WHAT BEING    ‘MAINS’   MEANS.

Becoming mains is easy. We have to have a few things going, I have known you for a while, or our muses just vibe well. It simply means you will get replies more quickly along with other things such as random starters, memes, etc unprompted. It also means you have an interest in writing with me  &  potentially plotting out more of a deep dynamic ( though there is NO PRESSURE! & it will not always be guaranteed to be romantic. I am open to platonic, familial & romantic bonds with Jayce. )  &   that you feel the same! There will be no limit to these  &   this post will not have an expiration date  /  deadline.

Please let me know in private or through interacting with this post if you’d like to be mains. All I ask that we’ve already written together at least once or that there is genuine interest in developing things out between our characters in some way.

#➤ ꜰɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ . . . // psa. #➤ ꜰɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ . . . // mains call. #I think it also kinda counts as a plotting call too? Idk… no solid promises but I will try to reach out more to chat with #People who are serious about writing with Jayce to plot or reply OOC to ongoing threads #Ooookay tossing this and yeeting to sleep 🥱😴 #But I think it’s a good place to start #I’ll work on the bonds post later but it’ll give me a place to start solidifying dynamics and writing them out will give me a good idea #Of what to tackle for future HCS and interaction ideas #💕🙏

[superiorsturgeon]

Domestic Arkos Role Reversal

Pyrrha: *distressed, reading the mail* Oh, no! I lost another sponsorship! And just when huntress jobs are running short, too!

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Darn, that’s too bad. I guess I can go back to my old job being a crossing guard to make ends meet and you can stay home with Jamie for now?

Pyrrha: I suppose it would be nice to spend time at home with our son…

Pyrrha: Okay, let’s do it!

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Jaune: *heading out the door* Love you both! Be good for your mom, Jamie! Remember to call me if you need help, okay?

Pyrrha: Don’t worry so much! Hurry up or you’ll be late!

Pyrrha: Well, it looks like it’s just you and your mother today, right sweetheart? *looks down at Arkos son*

Jamie: *already has gum in his hair* 😀

Pyrrha: 🤦‍♀️…this day is not off to a good start…

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Pyrrha: *struggling with pot roast recipe and slow cooker instructions* Wait, is “warm” a higher or lower heat than “low?”

*Smoke alarm goes off*

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Pyrrha: *steps on lego while playing with Jamie*

Pyrrha: 😫 FU-

Jamie: 🙂 ?

Pyrrha: *clamps a hand over her mouth and muffles her agonized scream*

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Pyrrha: *pushing grocery cart and reading shopping list*

Pyrrha: How can two adults and a five-year-old need seven pages of groceries?

Pyrrha: And what on Remnant is tarragon?!

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Pyrrha: *removes laundry from dryer*

Pyrrha: *holds up shrunken shirt* 😟

Pyrrha: …Jamie, sweetie, how would you like one of your father’s old shirts?

Jamie: 🙃

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Jamie: *running around happily with the other children at the park*

Pyrrha: *slumps on a bench* Ugh…how can one little boy have so much energy…? 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: Maybe I can just rest here for a minute…

Pyrrha: 😴

Random Mother: …excuse me? Miss? Isn’t that your son?

Pyrrha: *cracks open one eye* …bwuh…?

Jamie: *on top of jungle gym, losing his balance*

Jamie: 🫨

Pyrrha: 😱

Pyrrha: *launches herself off the bench into a diving catch*

Pyrrha: *heart hammering* Are you okay?!

Jamie: 🥺 *small nod*

Pyrrha: *flops on the ground clutching her son*

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Pyrrha: *holding napping Jamie on her shoulder during PTA meeting*

Jamie: 😪 *drools a bit on Pyrrha’s shirt*

Pyrrha: I’ve never been so bored in my life…🥱

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Jaune: *opens door to Arkos house* Hello! I’m home!

Jamie: Daddy! *runs to the door*

Jaune: Hey, there’s my little guy! *scoops up his son as he walks inside* How was your day with mommy?

Jamie: We went to the park! Mommy’s sleepy though!

Pyrrha: *passed out on the couch with disheveled hair, stains on her shirt, and a pile of half-opened bills on her lap as her son’s favorite cartoon plays on the tv* 😴

Jaune: *bends down and gently shakes Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyr? How are you doing?

Pyrrha: *snorts and jerks awake* What? Huh? Jamie, be careful with that-!

Pyrrha: Oh, Jaune…! Welcome home! How was work? 🥱

Jaune: *adjusts Jamie in his arms* Just like I remembered! Helping kids cross the street, politely telling some of the moms that I’m very taken! 😁

Pyrrha: *exhausted pout* I’m much too tired for jokes, Jaune…😣

Jaune: Okay, okay! Let me put my stuff away and we’ll see about dinner!

Jamie: Pizza? 😃

Jaune: *looks at the stack of dishes in the kitchen with burnt-on food* …yeah, sure little guy! Go wash your hands and daddy will order pizza.

Jamie: 😄 *happily runs to the bathroom*

Pyrrha: *slowly gets up and walks face-first into Jaune’s shoulder* …how do you do it…? I’ve trained for the arena for years and fought Grimm bigger than our house, but I’m so tired after one day at home with my own son…! 😭

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyr! It just takes some practice! Besides, it’s only until you get another huntress job and get back to being a hero!

Pyrrha: *mumbles into Jaune’s chest* …If you can do this every day while I’m at work, you’re the REAL hero…!

Jaune: Hey, I’m just the loving house husband of Pyrrha Freaking Nikos! I’m sure everyone will be calling you “The Invincible Mom” within the week!

Pyrrha: …

Jaune: …Pyr…?

Pyrrha: *asleep against Jaune* 😴

Jaune: *scoops up exhausted Pyrrha*

Jaune: …she has gum in her hair…

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #rwbabies #domestic #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

[plainemmanem]

i feel like steve falls asleep on the couch a lot! usually with the tv on too so you come in and you see him sitting there with the tv blasting so you start talking to him and eventually you ask him a question and he just doesn't answer and you walk around to the front of the couch like "...steve?" and he's just snoozing sitting up. the second you put a blanket over him he jolts awake like "what no i wasn't sleeping i was just resting my eyes"

BAHAHA YEA

you come home after work, and you see him kind of laying faced down on the couch, but you see the remote in his hand and the tv on, so you assume he’s watching, so you’re like “hey hon! you won’t BELIEVE who i saw at work today. our old algebra teacher can you believe that. he didn’t recognize me but i FOR SURE recognized him, he looks literally exactly the same as he did back then, hasn’t … aged… a. day…. Steve are you listening?” and you walk around and see him knocked out cold, hand still clutching the remote, his legs a tangled mess over the back of the couch, his shirt riding up, his hair a mess, his face smooshed into his hand, mouth hanging open, drooling all over the cushion. and you’re just like awww but also he didn’t do the dishes before he passed out😐so you grab his favorite throw blanket you made for him and lay it gently over him and as you pry the remote from his hands. and he snaps awake like “who is— where— oh 😦☺️hey sweetheart🥱” and you’re like “takin a cat nap?” and he’s like “wh— no, i was just . listening to the tv, resting my eyes.” and you’re like uh huh, but he’s already drifting back to sleep again as you start walking back to the kitchen, and he’s like “hey, where you going??” all sleepy as he reaches after you. and you’re like “gonna load up the dishwasher real quick then i’ll be back” and he’s already falling back to sleep like “w-wait, i’ll- i’ll do em, just, lemme rest my . . my eyes for one . . one second . then i’ll be. . . out😴”

#steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x you

[pub-lius]

my thoughts while watching a more perfect union bc i got tired of john adams’ tomfoolery

AAAA I LOVE THIS MOVIE

look at james’ slutty, slutty wrist showing smh 😒 fr tho mf cant even open his own suitcase 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨put that harloty wrist to use, jemmy

“god bless you mr. jefferson” bro dont get your hopes up, that book in your hand is about weasels fucking. besides, god abandoned him a long time ago

THE MUSIC AAAAAAA this movie gives me so much serotonin i cannot express

i almost threw up eating a jalapeño

tag yourself im james watching a bunch of guys fight over taxes awkwardly

“what about avaricious southerns?!” YEAH WHAT ABOUT THEM. HELP ME JAMES THEYRE TAKING MY RIGHTS

virginians are waaay too patriotic

EW JOHN ADAMS IS BACK NO I LEFT HIM FOR A REASON

cui bono :)

OOO MR FOREIGN MINISTER JUST READ HIM TO FILTH OOOO GET HIM GET HIM

omg we get it, washington is sexy, get over it. he’s too busy being sexy at mount vernon, leave him alone

HEY TOMMY i forgot that they have a good portrayal of jefferson in this, almost as good as the john adams series, they just need the accent and then boom

“well i have faith in madison” yeah you have something else in madison too 🤨🫡🥱😴🤢🥴 IM SORRY DJSBWJWBW

washington: dying ffs madison: come with me to the anime con🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ALSO FUCKING- washington: i cant come to the convention, im fucking dying madison:… guess what guys? washington is coming to the convention!!!!! wooo!!!!!!!!

MRS HOUUUUSSEEEE SLAY SLAY SLAY SLAY QUEEN PUSSY BOSS WORK BITCH BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN

“well if the gazette says it it should be true” ok mr newspaper wars 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

oh to be a 1780s congressman falling asleep in a bed and breakfast surrounded by books on government 😍😍😍😍😍😌😌😌🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰😌😌😌😌😌

james: *hears canonfire* also james: slowly puts his coat on and walks outside like a 90 year old

oh wow it’s washington who could have saw that coming

WASHINGTONS SLUTTY SLUTTY STOCKINGS

ew get franklin out of here, he shouldn’t be allowed here during pride month. he talks like a fucking robot.

“or worse! i would be discredited as a philosopher!” i want to pick up horseshit off the street and shove it in your mouth and kick you in a ditch (respectfully)

james and his little cup government 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

p-pardon me gentlemen… i do not mean to be tedious 🥺👉👈

EW EDMUND RANDOLPH 🤢🤢🤢

HAMMY HAMMY HAMMY HAMMY LOOK AT THAT LITTLE TWINK

“i know the general well 💁‍♀️ and believe me 🥴 no man could be kinder 😒but being in his presence 🥱 is rather like being with your father 😰 your creditor 🫃 and your maker 🧚‍♂️ all rolled into one 🥵”

i sincerely apologize for my actions on the internet

my dear general 😁 how happy i am to see you are so well 😍…*dies*

might i have the executive branch back 🥺

james summarizing the entire constitutional convention before it starts :/

new government? NEW GOVERNMENT???? BLAH BLAH BLAH shut. the fuck. up.

“i signed a paper here that got us in a lot of trouble not so long ago” not you mf 🤨

“you’re late” “history shall be the judge of that” my new excuse

tag yourself im washington forgetting whos who

OMG DICKINSON MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW WELCOME BACK SCRUNKLY

oh god morris, you party pooper

im fucking sobbing theyre all dumb

i do admire how madison like. relearned how democracy works. like reading his notes is wack as hell. and his federalist papers, those slayed so hard. he really went there

AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED. god james is so main character 🥺

the president: new york- hamilton: THROWS A FUCKING TANTRUM

take a shot every time new york is divided

“virginia, pennsylvania, massachusetts- all large states—“ LARGE STATES?????? LARGE STATES?????????? MASSACHUSETTS???? whatever bye

take a shot every time dickinson postpones something ffs

im leaving this here bc it gets kinda boring after this but you should all watch it, its on youtube for free and amazing and makes me cry ok bye ily

#james madison #alexander hamilton #constitutional convention #a more perfect union #💞💞💞

[imalovelymoth]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for tagging me @retlasute 🤩🤩🤩 Due to how inactive I am on tumblr, I never thought I was going to get tagged so I appreciate it very much!

I also don’t really talk to anyone on this app I’m just going to go with @rreeaahh bc 😌

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

So I actually just read on Ao3 and I’ve never written anything on it. However, that doesn’t mean I wont try to make something on that platform.

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?

I think my first answer also answers this question 😗😗😗

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Any honestly, it just depends on which fandom I feel like I want to write about.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Hahaha, so…I technically haven’t posted any fics at all so…(yeah ik, shame, shame, shame)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

As you can tell, I don’t post any of my writings at all bc I’m extremely inactive, which means that I don’t get any comments. Though, I wouldn’t mind responding to a few comments, it’s nice receiving positive feedback from others. It gets me motivated and helps me improve on my writing!

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Never really finalized anything, but I have written angsty pieces that make my heart wrench in ways I cannot describe. There also pretty complicated to write but I still like writing these kind of things.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

As I mentioned earlier, I haven’t finished an actual fic. I’ve some cheerful things and such so yeah

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not yet 🫣🫣🫣 (obviously)

9. Do you write smut?

Hahahahha *laughs nervously*, I have tried and it come out really bad. Well, it wasn’t really smut, it was more like spicy but not explicit, if that makes sense. It’s not really my forte.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I have, and it’s…a lot honestly. They can be fun to write at first but after some time they can get very complicated. Plus, I also don’t have a lot of brain energy to just finish it up because it so much more work to make crossover, ykyk🥱😴🫠

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yeah no

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not yet! I actually do want at some point (whenever that is) but not right now bc I’m not very diligent abt that kind of stuff

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Gosh where do I start 🤔🤔🤔 I have so many favorite ships that I honestly can’t pick which one is my fav. But, but, but, butttttttt, I’ll just pick one for the sake of this question and that would probably be wolfstar ❤️

15. What’s a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

There’s this one short story I want to finish writing. It’s going pretty smooth right now but I sometimes forget it exits and I get lazy whenever I start writing it so 😶

16. What are your writing strengths?

I’m pretty good with details. Sometimes I go bit too much on detail with certain things that are but unnecessary to what I’m writing. I like describing how a character, setting, event looks like and what’s happening. I also really like writing about the personalities of my characters bc it just gives me enough insight on who they are as person

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I get very lazy with my writing. Like if I’m going to write about this really good idea I have I sometimes get a bit discouraged abut it and then I just decided to not to do it bc of how complicated it would be. That’s why I start to slack a bit on pieces of writings I make. Smut writings are something I’m not the best at.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I actually find it pretty cool whenever a characters dialogue is another language. I actually have written characters that speak another language such as French (which I know very little) and Spanish but I sometimes I use google translate for help or bc I’m lazy. I might even ask like people that I know such as friends or family how to write describe something in that language.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Erm soooo FNAF really got me into writing. I did like writing before but it wasn’t like fandoms and stuff it was more about characters I made etc.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

I honestly don’t know. Like I have written fics but I haven’t posted any at all…so like idk

Omg, I completely forgot I made this and it’s be more than a week, literally 2 weeks if I’m exact. I’m so sorry 😭😭😭 school has been a real pain in the ass lately but I finally posted so yay!

Also thank you once more to @retlasute for tagging me 😄 I’m so sorry for the 2 week delay!

[rose---child]

I feel like a adult sonic show would be great but also so wild

Espio and vector in bed with lights on, espio reading with half rimmed glasses, with the blanket covering his chest like he’s the wife character, then vector gets in bed with Jorts on and has the blanket at his waist.

Espio: is charmy asleep?

Vector: yes babe

Espio: finally we can enjoy our red wine I got for our anniversary

Vector: Aww you shouldn’t have

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Espio: did you ever hear what mighty has been up to

Vector: HAHAHAHAHA I think after we got married he reconnected then asked out that flying squirrel he used to be partners with when he worked with sonic

Espio: that’s great, honestly wonder why we lost contact with him, remember when you were in a band with sonic, I think also a rabbit monkey and like a chicken

Vector: OH YEAH SONIC WAS THE LEAD AND RVERYTHING

The door opens and in comes charmy.

Charmy: hey can you two keep it down please *yawn* I’m trying to get some royal sleep 🥱😴

Espio: oh yes my little prince I’m sorry, we didn’t mean to wake you

Charmy: love you, see you tomorrow :-)

The door closes

Vector: we should probably get some sleep too

The light turns out and the scene fade out

The next scene opens at 10 am at a bar

Rouge, wearing son glasses: DO YOU HAVE A BLOODY MARY

Bar tender: I’m sorry ma’am we’re not even open yet so I can’t serve you yet

Rouge, grabbing knuckles by the arm: LETS GO KNUCKLES

Knuckles, drunk: uhhhhmmmmmggghhh

They get to a liquor store gas station who happens to have a “restaurant” in it, they are already open.

Rouge, who has already got the bloody Mary’s for the hungover rouge and the still tipsy knuckles: can I get a grilled chicken sandwich and a water please

Knuckles: yoooo CAN I GET A THING OF CHICKEN TENDERS AND A COLA (mobian coke doesn’t exist)

They sit down and start to eat their food and shadow is there, gets a water from the convince store then gets a spicy chicken sandwich

Shadow, visibly sweating and is applying eye shadow with a compact: you two look tired or drunk, what’s with the glasses, no look?

Rouge: both actually we stayed up all night last night talking about treasure hunting

Knuckles: who knew that girl can drink

Shadow: who, rouge? Nah it makes sense to me-

Knuckles: AMY, she came over last night with tequila

Rouge: who knew the girl loved gold

Shadow: that girl, I was just ice skating with her

Rouge: ….I’m sorry, Ice skating since when do you do that !?

Shadow: oh for years, kind of a expert, was taught about it when I was young but couldn’t do it up in space, Maria and I wanted to make a ice show about the folk tale about the snow madian but never could even try. But since Amy and I was bffs and she seemed interested in ice skating, we both learned and have been trying to get to where we can make the ice madian thing. Like I was already good at dollar skating but ice skating seemed hard but we got there

Rouge, still hungover: what’s with all the talking. Many questions but what’s with the talking

Knuckles: wait Amy drank with us then hours later is ice skating, no effects…..

Shadow: oh yeah she was great, she fell over a few times but nothing out of the ordinary, yeah I’ve been trying to connect with my cousins, which I mean the rouge robotnik bots and omega is allowing me to come over, unfortunately it’s just under some tree on flicky island and he’s not omega anymore but just the bird, but eh close enough.

Rouge: did Amy give you taquila also and this is just how you are drunk

Shadow: oh yeahhh

~~~~

#I’m back on my bs #sonic the hedghog

[aleksa-sims]

My RL gameplay (18+)

tw car crash

When I was home, I first removed my fake ponytail 😄, this one hairpiece from this morning. After that, I changed and played with Nico’s dog. I didn’t know, Nico was already home and sleeping in the bedroom upstairs. 🤦‍♀️ I thought he was at soccer. 🤷‍♀️ But after a while, (2 fucking hours later) I noticed his army bag on the floor, and I was just thinking, “Huh?, WTF? Have I completely lost my mind now?”🤔 I guess I think too much about Philip? 😬😳

I went into the bedroom and indeed! ! He was lying in bed, he was so dead! 😟 Actually, I really thought for a moment he was dead! 😉 He didn’t show any reaction, when I tried to wake him up. But no joke! N. could almost have died that day. 🙁😟

Me: N.! Wake up! You overslept! Please wake up!

Nico: 😴😴......

Me: ???🤨😧 Ha? 🤔  N.! Please!...Are you alive? 😉

Nico: 🥱....???

Me: How long have you been here? You have to go! To soccer training!

Nico: Hm?😴 ...Give me a sec, babe! I’m not going anywhere today! So, don’t worry! I... I didn't oversleep. What time is it?

Me: It’s..... 5 in the afternoon.

Nico: I missed you so much! I dreamed about you and now you’re really here!

Me: 😳...  That wasn’t a dream! I was really here trying to wake you. You ok? 😟

Nico: Yeah. But...your dad has to help me again. My car, I...I had an accident this morning. A car crash.

Me: Shit, N.! Are you okay? Did you hurt anyone? I knew this was going to happen! 🤦‍♀️

Nico: No! I just dozed off for 2 seconds and a fucking truck was in front of me. I couldn’t overtake the truck, there was oncoming traffic, So...I had to drive in a slow speed behind him and... probably dozed off. I didn’t see anything out of those damn trucks in front of me. But he got nothing and behind me, there was no car. I drove out of the way  just in time. But my car was damaged, in the emergency brake. I was thrown on the breakdown strip.😕

Me: Omg, N.! What are you doing? You were so fucking lucky! Honestly! I’m so sorry! ...It can’t go on like this! You must be able to make that clear to your coach. You can’t be in two places at once. 😟

Nico: Training isn’t the problem, and neither is the Army. It’s just that fucking driving! This route I have to drive every day! 2 hours there and 2 hours back! I don’t sleep enough, and then....shit like this happens!

Me: No! You don’t do this anymore! You have to clear this up or Idk? Then I’ll talk to your coach.

Nico: I’ll talk with him. Don’t worry! And since you’re already here with me in bed, how about you try to keep me awake?😏

Me: I would love to, but a friend from work comes by, but you don’t have to come down. Get some sleep! And later, I’ll....take care of you! 😏

Nico: Have you taken care of Philip today? 🤨

Me: Of course, I did! You taught me that, N.. Or is it possible that you no longer want this? 🤨

Nico: No! I want you to have fun with both of us! Just remember where you belong!! 🤨

Me: We need to talk about this thing with the three of us.

Nico: I know! I forbid P. to see you if he works for my dad. I don’t want him to be like Melanie! But I guess, I just overreacted. I don’t want to fight wiht him! I know he’s good for you! And speaking of Mel, I have to tell you someting insane about her later. 😄

Me: I knew you didn’t mean it! I love you so much N.! 💗 And yes, tell me what melanie did.

Nico: Ily too! We’ll talk later! Come to me!

Me: And don’t worry about your car! I’ll call my Dad!.....N.?

Nico: 😴😴😴

So it looks like Melanie wants to get married?🤣🤣🤣 WHO the hell wants to marry Melanie voluntarily??? 😱🤷‍♀️

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#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #my rl with my simself #simself #myrlgameplay #18+ content #tw car crash #tw car accident