#what the fuck lmaooooooooooo

[arguablysomaya]

NAHHHH you niggas are going TOO FARRRRRR

#WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #shut up somaya

[bylertruther]

sorry but it's still so funny to my petty ass that like. obviously milkvan's relationship deteriorated because of their own actions and fundamental incompatibilities okay OBVIOUSLY. but like. lmao........... 🤭 i'm giggling and cackling and howling at the fact that will's painting is really gonna be what blows that ship to fucking pieces next season huh. the moment that either of them so much as fucking LOOKS at it and thinks about it for longer than a second, u kno tht ship is done. it's over! dead in the fucking water, baby!! like. i have to laugh i HAVE to laugh bc will would never rejoice over being the fall of milkvan bc he's too good and sweet but i'm not i'm petty and evil and howling like a hyena over it LMAOOOOOO will byers king of heterophobia king of "homewrecking" king of giving unsuspecting persons a loaded gun king of loving others so wholly and entirely and selflessly that it blows their life up just king of everything ever really

#imagine blowing up one of ur biggest ships with a gay painting. they really said Down With Heterosexuals and tbh that is so real and true #laughing. cackling. giggling even. i just. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #a painting.. another boy's act of true selfless love... is what shatters a relationship built on lies and parody #that shit is fucking INSANE that is Cinema that is Television that is Retribution that is just s tier shit like . OKAY!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!! #sitting here staring at the wall in shock like . I Can't Believe This Shit Is Real

[pepprs]

ok. im going to make this post but i REALLY shouldn’t but i just am so devastated rn and need to not be alone in it and you guys are the only people i can talk to candidly about moving stuff rn for a lot of reasons. the reason im crying rn is because i just found out i made a massive error in my budget and it turns out that my net pay is barely over minimum wage and i cannot afford to live by myself. at all. unless i live off of savings in addition to income but even then that’s only going to help me for a couple months and anyway it’s extremely unwise bc i should save that money for getting a car etc etc. this is not entirely a bad thing because a) at least i can afford to… you know… live. and b) living with roommates will not be bad especially if i live with friends and/or strangers i come to be friends with. it’s just i really… i don’t know i just feel so sick to my stomach. it’s just that recent events have made it so clear to me that i need to teach myself how to live independently before i can live with other people (let alone function in the world, heal from trauma, etc.) healthily. i know it so deeply. and it can’t happen for me. this is confirmation. this is confirmation and there’s nothing that can change it. rent is too high (even for shitty apartments in the area which let’s be real most of them are… it’s too high!) and over half of my income is going to taxes and deductions and bills and student loans. i feel so hopeless

#an di still have homework to do LMAOOOOOOOOOOO as if im not having a crisis over this issue which is more important than any hw assignment #will ever be. fuck my stupid baka life but i mean it so sincerely. #purrs #delete later #again. i know even being able to consider living alone is a MASSIVE privilege and there will be joys in having a roommate especially if it’s #someone i love. but it’s going to create sooooo many more steps in this process for me and i will have to compromise my needs yet again ( #even if i genuinely want to!) when what i need right now is to have as little compromise as possible. to FINALLY experience what it’s like #to live without having to share (most) things or silence myself. moving out at all is going to be huge and helpful no matter if im living #with roommates but. god god god. this feels like thinking a door is open but it’s just painted to look that way. im so sad #also btw i found out that i am not actually being overpaid im being UNDERpaid. which is a solvable problem that will be fixed this week but #even when that gets corrected i still am making a little over minimum wage so. 😃🔫

[vyragosa]

i am going to request the italians in my mentions to meet on the parking lot, i will evidently be the one filming and directing.

#papaveri #katoptron-katophlegon #LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #no papli this is the one time...like...we kinda do deserve not composite/genderbent like said here #like...we really do. #papli you don't wanna know what it's like out there #and it's better you don't #like obviously if it was a french figure like fucking molière i would be like yeah sure i need some huge chest #but with the characters we already have rn im like eeeeeeeeh

[xhanisai]

why was i surprised in coming across explicit art of adrien and his cousin doing the SHEESH on twitter dot com so many people are into twins doing taboo stuff lol why do I feel like I got knocked out...

#delete later #like i am very i dont give a fuck what you do online with fictional characters long as you tag correctly #but yeah this ballsy artist shared it in the main ML tag and I'm like AAAAAAAAAA LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT #honestly i want that artist's confidence #i wanna draw mariblanc now #goodnight fellas

[scattered-winter]

literally genuinely for real my university should pay me money because i think i deserve it due to the fact that i am still going to class under these circumstances

#i am on my Last Fucking Thread. #of course as soon as the funeral is over and i can start kind of putting all that behind me. life throws another curveball. #what the fuck has this week been lmaooooooooooo lmao lmao lmao <- whiteknuckling the sink #winter speaks #personal

[lokh]

looking at my old posts and haha. wow! i had depression

#LMAOOOOOOOOOOO ANSNJJNXNC #also i forgot i made an okcupid just for the tests. im. lmao #also me looking at the posts from 2016 talkng abt me from when i was a kid #an im just thinkin. lmao ppl saw a kid that depressed and was just like this is fine??? anansnxnkcmcdd #ALSO WOW I WAS A SAD KID LMAOOO I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL #no wonder when i was like. formally diagnosed it became such a huge thing for me #like yes! this is fucked up and unfair and what ur feeling sucks and its not normal actually

[kiri-tired]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????????

DID ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS JUST REFERENCE MY (our) SHITPOSTS????

#HELP??? IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR DID UMI ACTUALLY GO THROUGH OUR POSTS????????????? #IM DEAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #okay wow WOW the confidence boost i have right now is unparalleled LETS GOOOOOOOOOO #oh fuck what do i even tag this as???? #golden texts #fanboi gasms #crack #GOD I DONT KNOW I AM SO SHOOK

[newtkive]

pixels [ newt x reader - modern text au ]

ch. 2 - drama queen core

summary: minho's drama finally catches up with him, but newt becomes a hero.

warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

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THE GLADE

[ 12:08 PM ]

y/n: gm pookies

newt: it’s the afternoon.

y/n: yeah well

ur east coast

newt: so are you y/n

y/n: FINE BAD MORNING THEN ARE U HAPPY?

minho: drama queen is awake

newt: you’re the drama queen min let’s be fr

minho: u want me to die be honest

newt: see .

tommy: hey guys :3 been waiting for you all

y/n: awwww tommy <3 gm

tommy: morning sweetums

minho: ew stop

newt: how did you sleep?

tommy: good! used my new heated pillow

newt: not you

minho: not you

tommy: wtf

WHO THEN?? THERES LIKE 7 OTHER PPL IN HERE

minho: he means y/n

and there’s 4 other people not including newt and y/n dumbass

y/n: oh

why just me????

newt: cuz you stayed up til 6 am

y/n: ..

how do you know that

newt: i saw you were active on discord

gally: doesn’t that mean you were awake too then

newt: ok and?

minho: thats crazy newt

newt: no it isn’t

i just casually saw it

y/n: hehe

im ok i need to sleep more. sims 4 was really consuming me

why were you awake??

newt: up for work

minho: you get on discord before work?

chronically online..

newt: can you choke and pass out and hit your head please

minho: THE WAY U WANT ME DEAD IS INSANE

y/n: he’s gotta check on his discord hoes before hitting the grind

newt: there are no discord hoes

unless you count thomas

and i don’t

tommy: well why not

newt: because you disgust me

tommy: love u too :3<3

minho: y’all about to kiss aren’t you

newt: never say that shit again im outside your door with a b*mb

minho: why censor it

just blow me up it’s my grandmas house anyway. u want to jump her that bad????

gally: blow that bitch up i say

y/n: HELLO???!,!!

gally: minho not grandma

she loves me cuz im so tall

minho: tall people always gotta remind you they’re tall 😒

like we get it bigfoot

gally: shut up tinkerbell

y/n: you’re somewhat tall minho

minho: any man under 6’0 is considered short

y/n: yeah but newt is 6 ft trapped in a 5’10 body so not totally true

newt: what does that even mean

minho: give me a break

i can tell you exactly what that means

she wanna hit

newt: stop

tommy: don’t get his hopes up

newt: dude

stfu

y/n: what newt said

gally: can we appreciate the only one actually over 6 ft here

minho: no.

tommy: im the same height as newt!!!!

y/n: yea but ur like 3 ft trapped in a 5’10 body tommy not the same

tommy: oh ..

minho: kind of real

newt: can someone kick gally i’m tired of seeing his fucking name on my phone

gally: then turn your phone off don’t you have old ladies to tend to at the library

newt: yeah and they all love me

y/n: so real

if i was old i’d go in there and imagine you’re my young boyfriend and cling to everything u say

tommy: true im the old ladies

y/n: LMAO

minho: write a fanfic y/n why don’t you

newt: yeah you both are old and not beating the dementia allegations

y/n: IM THE YOUNGEST HERE

ur just mad you’re old as dirt

tommy: youth has left you newt and it has turn you bitter in your old age.

minho: thomas knows big words who knew

newt: which word in that sentence was big??

y/n: shut up minho

minho: wtf did i do

y/n: idk but i imagine you sitting there typing on your little phone and i got pissed

minho: WHAT???!.‘wKWHFO

newt: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah chubby little fingers hitting the wrong letters on his iphone 8

minho: im leaving

tommy: dont leave i forgive you for what you said

minho: i don’t give a damn

y’all mad y’all are all fake im the realest i’ve been prophesizing and reading scriptures 7000 years before y’all fake asses were born be so for real right now

y/n: not reading that

congrats

or sorry for what happened idk

about to drink my coffee in a wine glass

tommy: just drink wine

newt: it’s noon tommy??

tommy: ok and?

newt: explains a lot

minho: no coffee for me this new year only water and pussy juice fr fr

[ newt removed minho from the group ]

tommy: woah

y/n: woah..

newt: i can’t take it anymore

alby: How did you get that access..?

newt: don’t worry about it

in times of need i have to step in like that

y/n: hi alby!

alby: Hey y/n!

tommy: you’re such a hero newt

gally: that was deserved

who wants to play minecraft rn

y/n: me!!

alby: I’ll play, I’m off work today.

y/n: let’s go to the desert i want a camel

gally: alright but then the caves after i wanna mine

newt: if you mine with her you gotta bring extra food and storage when she dies so you can pick up the fallen items

gally: i forget you’re her designated babysitter

y/n: oh please no he isn’t

and i’ll bring my own food

newt: you always say that and then leave it in the stove oven

y/n: WELL I WONT THIS TIME

newt: sure ok

i’ll get on after work

[ alby added minho to the group ]

minho: when i get you.

newt: why did you add him back alby

alby: He was harassing me.

newt: be a man and take it

gally: im leaving

[ gally left the group ]

minho: im going to throw up and die

newt: im staying out of this

minho: (guy who caused it) im staying out of this

y/n: why does gally alwyas leave 😔

newt: why question a gift from the heavens

tommy: get online y/n gally is attacking my dirt house w a pickaxe :((((

y/n: NO IM COMING

minho: im coming to your work newt

newt: okay im locking the door early then

minho: i’ll smash through the glass idc

newt: i’m leaving my shift is over at 1 today.

minho: i’ll use life360 on you

newt: i deleted that app

minho: i’ll stand in the middle of the street

newt: ok let me position my car in front of you

just come to my apartment and we can play w them on pc and xbox

minho: …. fine but i hate your guts

newt: fine

y/n: HURRY GALLY IS ATTACKING MY SHED NOOOOWWW

newt: i’ll just rebuild it

minho: i’ll set it on fire just wait

#the maze runner #the maze runner fanfic #tmr #tmr newt #newt x reader #newt imagine #the maze runner newt x reader #the maze runner newt imagine #the maze runner newt #thomas brodie sangster #thomas brodie-sangster #thomas brodie sangster x reader #dylan o'brien #reader insert #text au #modern au #newt x reader au #fanfic #the maze runner imagine #newt tmr #thomas brodie-sangter x reader #hi #idk #reader is funny #kind of a self insert obvi #tbs #tbs x reader #tbs imagine #thomas the maze runner

[blessphemy]

murderbot brain rot

What if Murderbot metamorphosed in a pod

It’s raining. What if it were raining on Murderbot

Nullverse but it’s the American south and Murderbot. has a mullet. CSU jean booty shorts. ART is. busted ass rusty school bus with vines all over it. they’re still cyborgs and AI but is modern America I will NOT explain . ARTbus can drive around but the vines are fine don’t worry about it

washes my face. What if Murderbot washed its face

[ad break from your faithfully scheduled brain rot but instead of ads my head is transcendentally empty because im looking at a slug]

AU where murderbot has no face

Murderbot has a tail with a knife on the end. This is called the “Achilles knife” and MB doesn’t know why. (It’s because the knife is for slicing the Achilles tendon) (10 uninterrupted minutes thinking about tail mechanics and making a little tail knife sheath)

how to make Murderbot talk to Mensah about is emotions [5000rpm brain cycle, smoke coming out]

self actualization of the bot. Media? Man I tend to drop the ball about media themes, ironic. What is it heading towards? What is its character arc? speaking of which idk what I’m doing work myself either I just live here. I should check my email

via solitude fic story boarding

[redacted] fic story boarding

Nullverse but let’s focus on [redacted] you need to rewrite that paragraph in the drafts lmaooooooooooo I’ve connected the dots !!wait. Never mind that doesn’t make sense

Ag bots. Ag bots?

what is a circadian rhythm for constructs. subject Murderbot to regular cadence of physical self care

[ad break from your faithfully scheduled brain rot but instead of ads my head is transcendentally empty because I’m staring at the mist rising from the boiling water on the stove]

how does Murderbot get water. It sweats. is that water sweat. What the fuck was that solvent aboard ART in the shower Wells I demand an explanation WHAT solvent is virtually indistinguishable from water but not water and it’s being used in a shower? Why this detail? WHY

#murderbot #nullverse #there’s something wrong with me gents

[11x11pm]

Did you actually help any palestinians? volunteer in organizations that give them aid, gave palestinian refugees a place to stay, or said a kind word to someone struggling?

Or are you just on the internet being angry for the sake of performing? because if you actually cared for genocide, you would talk about the the Armenians, Cambodians or Ukrainians suffering right now.

put your money where your mouth is, because we don't want your antisemetic shit - it doesn't help anyone <3 (from the river to the sea, Israelis and Palestinians will leave in peace! 🇮🇱❤️🇵🇸)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this entire ask is a joke. 1) israhell blocks any aid that goes to gaza and west bank.. because to no one's surprise, israhell is in charge of what goes in and out to palestinians. 2) IT'S THEIR LAND. they shouldn't be the ones to LEAVE and even if they wanted to, need i remind you that they are TRAPPED. 3) the fuck does a random person struggling gotta do with palestine? if you're struggling then get yourself some help. 4) spreading awareness IS doing something, you dumb bitch. 5) "because if you actually cared for genocide, you would talk about the the Armenians, Cambodians or Ukrainians suffering right now" way to go dismissing the fact that palestine is going through a genocide and are being ethnically cleansed. you fr sound like some dumbass on twt goin off about "WHAT ABOUT WAFFLES" go back to twt with this bs 6) the fact that i am in support of palestine and you see it as me being antisemetic says more about you than it does about me. fuck israel. israel is NOT a religion. 7) it's "from the river to the sea, palestine will be free" you fuck.

#free palestine #and fuck you #sms #sms: masked

[bylertruther]

"no one is going to get vecna'd" ......... you do realize that henry has played mind games on the characters literally every single fucking season, right? you do realize that he, the master of puppets & mind flayer & explorer, literally fucking specializes in that shit, right? at this point what show are some of you watching sorry but like. c'mon now

#you think the fucking telepath isn't going to play mind games. YOU REALLY THINK THAT. #ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IS LITERALLY TRAPPED IN HIS FUCKING MIND AND ANOTHER IS CONNECTED TO IT. #WHAT SHOW ARE U WATCHING WHERE U THINK THERE ISN'T AT LEAST A SLIVER OF A CHANCE. HE'S A FUCKING /TELEPATH/ #THAT IS LITERALLY HIS EXPERTISE !!!!!!!!!! #HE CALLS HIMSELF AN EXPLORER BC HE REALIZED HE COULD GO INTO OTHER PEOPLES MINDS AND MEMORIES #LIKE. WHAT SHOW IS IT WHAT HSOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I KNOW IT ISN'T THIS ONE. GRABS U BY THE SHOULDERS TELL ME!!!!! #lmaooooooooooo cakcling 2 myself . i need to go to bed this is just. we literally live in a society bro 😭

[razberrypuck]

JRWI EP 100 LIVEBLOG UNDER THE CUT FOR EXTRA SPOILER PROTECTION

"the journey begins, for the 100th time" "you bet your tiddies it does" JWJFJEJTJH

ohh they're having a good time something's gonna go horribly wrong

earl bbeg real

wetma gills

"words hard. me tired. me drunk." jay I love you jsjfjejf

enza gonna help jay make a new body for alphonze 👀

drey disconnected w/the group?

"the longer you're down there, the more it twists you" ohh that's not good. instantly worried about arlin.

"if arlin's still down there, it's because it couldn't." "that man had a big ol' heart, even that giant body couldn't fit it." DREYYYYYY

"Sometimes I think I should dive in there alone. But I know I'm not strong enough without them" CHIP. CHIP YOURE GONNA KILL ME.

chip and drey are gonna KILL me augh

"we're gonna go down there, and we're gonna bust him out. whatever happens happens. we'll survive. we always do." RRGHHDHHDG

AW GILLION JSHFJJEJGJFJF

"sometimes its good to be bad jay give me the word" LMAOOOOO

GILLION SOUNDS LIKE HES GONNA START CRYING BRO JSHFJDJ

QUEEN KSHFJDJDUW

WOOO DOWNTIME❗️❗️❗️

HES MAILING CASPIAN'S PRESENTS!!!!!!!!

"happy birdday! you can nae nae, but now you can... ;)" JSJFJDJG GILL

" 'Well, for you...' he gets lost in your eyes for a second" JWJFJSJGJEJJTJ

NAT 20 ON RIZZING RIZZ RIZZ

"EVERYONE now has cannons and healing potions except for ME!!!!!!!!" gill in his spoiled brat arc

NEW TITLE GILLION TIDESTRIDER RIZZ REVEREND

"We are so, so unbelievably wanted" "they WANT us"

TWO CANNONS AND ONE BALLISTA HELL YES????

ohh I love enza

forgot abt cliff hangar

IS HE RIZZING UP CLIFF???????

"To know the books, you need to have read the books, where the FUCK are the books, Jay???????"

GILL TRYING TO RIZZ UP CLIFF NOW

HES PLAYING ALONG??? JAY TRIED TO GIVE HIM THE GOLD AND HE STOPPED HER??????????

"A world that's turned it's back / it's seas be turned to black / the black sea is all that's left / history be put to rest / the survivors will rewrite it / fight on, fight on until united / hope our wrongs be righted / flee the black sea at last / free from it at last

why are gill and chip so down to flirt with people today jsjfjsjd

CAPTAIN FIVE O' CLOCK SHADOW JSIFJDJJF

CAPTAIN HENDRIX. TIEFLING. REGAL BUT RELAXED. IF THIS MFER ISNT NIKLAUS HES GOTTA BE RELATED TO HIM RIGHT

FINN TIDESTRIDER FINN TIDESTRIDER FINN TIDESTRIDER

the island of frozen roses ooh

ohhhh he just wrote about their journeys. ik its like obvious but that means so much to be actually.

OHHHHHHH OLLIES ROOM OH MY GODDDDDDD

OH FUCK OFF HES GIVING HIM ARLIN'S COIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

BIZLY YOURE GOING TO KILL ME IM GOING TO DIE BIZLY THIS IS SO NICE

"even when you are old and decrepit, you will always be our small boy, who we keep on the ship, and in our hearts" thank you gill

chip don't grill her about this now godddd.

CAPTAIN SHADOWBEARD IS OLLIES DAD

bellamy. oh bellamy. im so sorry.

captain shadowbeard was the last pirate lord that went missing ohhh my god. it was a year ago. and when ollie went missing months later. oh my god this poor woman.

"You guys are gonna get attacked tonight" grizz ik you're joking but I don't fucking trust you at all

ALPHOZE ALPHONZE ALPHONZE

DANGER INCOMING???

THEY JUST LEFT THE ISLAND

KIRA I LOVE YOU BUT NO

JAY YOURE GONNA BOARD THEIR SHIP????

THERE HE IS. FUCK OFF JAYSON GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

Gillion what are you planning 👀

"jay who did you see" "oh just my father and kira you know" "oh"

THE SWORD IS IN HIS FUCKING CHEST STILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

DREY PANICKING LMAO

FUCK OFF JAYSON FUCK OFF JAYSON FUCK OFF JAYSON FUCK OFF JAYSON FUCK OFF JAYSON

YOOOOOOOOOO GILLION CLUTCH??????

GILLION CLUTCH GILLION CLUTCH

JAYSON YOU CHEATING BASTARD

HELLO PIXEL ART THIS IS SO COOL?????????

CHIP DONT LEAVE THEM????

DONT FUCKING LAUGH LIKE THAT GRIZZ

gillion less clutch than expected.........

alphonze is gonna die again bro they JUST got him back! AND the boat!

Gillion absorb elements pog

QUEEN JSHFJDJFJFH LOVE YOU

thank you alphonze we love you alphonze <3

USING THE WHALEBONE SWORD TO CAST SPELLS ON JAYSON????

jayson I hate you smile

TRAP HIM IN THE FUCKING MIRROR JAY GET HIS ASS

GET HIS ASS JAY GET HIS ASS

"You could be found innocent, by the way" "not for what I'm about to do :)"

MOTHER MOON JSJFJDJ

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GILL ISNT SCARED OF JAYSON ANYMORE❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

GILLION CLUTCH ONCE AGAIN

MOTHEFUCKER HAS LEGENDARY ACTIONS I FORGOT

HE STOLE JAY'S BRAND BRO

"DAMN looks like you're as good a shot as you are a PARENT" "your quips only seal your fate" "damn, were you already burning?" gillion tidestrider I love you

"Your fighting is meaningless, for your gods have fallen" HELLO JAYSON WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? IM NOT MOVING ON FROM THIS DID THE ARTIFICIAL LEVIATHAN PLAN WORK??????? ARE YOU JUST PSYCHING GILL OUT?????????????

YOOOOO GRYFFON MVP FOURTH CAPTAIN

"If they miss, I will roll to hit gillion"

CANNON #1 HITS JAYSON FUCK YES QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

EARL FUCKING WHIFS IT

gets harpooned in the ass and stabbed further in the chest sjfjeh

gill is so fucking funny engaging w/jayson lmao

"she's a BIRD are you PROUD OF HER YET? she has WINGS and they're COOLER THAN YOURS and they generate more LIFT" gill hyping up jay to her dad my beloved

makes eye contact with a fucking wizard. drops disguise and said "aight you handle these monkeys I got shit to do"

isn't the whole crew on the ship? or does grizz just mean on top deck

gryffon I love you

RETURN OF 5 FT GILL

HOLY SHIT?????? 10 FT TALL THUNDER GOD GILLION

YOU MOTHEFUCKER???????

NAT 20 DEX SAVE FROM GILLION HOLY SHIT HE DESERVES THIS❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ GILLION ON THAT KING SHIT TODAY

ANOTHER SHIP????

MARSHALL JOHN THE GRANDBERRY PIRATES MY FUCKING BELOVED

"IF YOU KILLED MY GODS HOW IS MARSHALL JOHN RIGHT HERE?!"

PROPHETIC SCREW UP STRIKES ONCE AGAIN

CASPIAAAAAAN

"YO IS THIS GUY FUCKING BOTHERING YOU?!" LOVE YOU LIZZIE

"I can deal with that later. But right now, you're attacking my friends. And I can tell you have no intention to spare them. So I'll give you the same treatment back. So you're gonna attack me, or...I'm gonna take you down." JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAYYYYYY

APPLY HUNTERS MARK BY PUNCHING HIM IN HIS UGLY ASS FUCKING FACE GET HIS ASS GET HIS ASS GET HIS ASS

"I thought you said next time you saw me, I wouldn't be your daughter anymore." "Now that I've seen how much you've changed, I mean it" go fuck yourself jayson <3

GRYFFON WAIT GRYFFON ARE YOU OKAY GRYFFON IF YOU DIE I WILL LOSE MY MIND

GILLION HEAL YOURSELF FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

GRIZZ IF YOU FUCKING KILL GILL AGAIN ISTG

GILLION HEAL YOURSELF

"if Jay's still fighting, I am too."

"Nice try, but Ollie's mom was way more pissed 😎"

lizzie??? did you??? did you actually kill ava or are you surprised???

GILL GOING CRAZY WITH THE NAT 20s

"It's okay I can dodge it!" the mentality of the episode

JSJFJSJF HE ABANDONS SHIP WITH THE WIZARD HES TAKING THE WIZARD HES A FRIEND

I fully believe lizzie didn't kill ava actually. don't believe jayson at all fuck this guy

If Gryffon is dead. If Gryffon is dead.

GILLION. GILLION ASKING JAY IF SHE CAN DO THIS. GILLION SUPPORTING JAY THIS WHOLE EP. RRRRIVHFGR IM GONNA DIE

gillion: just let me know where you need me. And I'll be there.

jay: right now you're right where you need to be. thank you.

gillion: aye aye, captain.

MARSHALL JOHN SOLOS

john and gill immediately going bro mode jsjfjsj

don't make me feel bad for jayson. I won't do it. piece of shit.

GILLION. IF YOU DIE.

GOES DOWN PROTECTING JAY GILLION YOURE GONNA KILL ME.

THE NAVY HAS GRYFFON

THANK YOU JAY THANK YOU JAY THANK YOU JAY

"You keep saying that people took me away from you. No one took me away from you, dad. You haven't had me for a long time. You lost me. You lost me in the lies, the training, your obsession with your work, it was all you cared about. Things change, dad. After ava died, you weren't there. You weren't there for me or for mom. And when I tell you we hurt, we struggled, I say we hurt and struggled so goddamn much. And I'm sure you did too, but you made it so goddamn clear where your priorities lied with the family. And in my grieving, you were the only one who wasn't there. Jayson Ferin, you are someone I've known my entire life. You've known me longer than I can remember, and maybe I've made decisions that you don't agree with, but they are my decisions, and I would've hoped that in the years you've known me, that you would give me even a modicum of trust, a modicum of what I saw in you my entire goddamn childhood. And now, you stand here in front of me again, you're making the same mistakes... You don't get to just take me back, you need to earn it. And the way it stands, you're on a fast track to lose both me, and your wife. You are the strongest man I've ever known but you are a fucking pathetic father. So come on. Go ahead, finish it, do your fucking job, if that's where your priorities still lay, as they always have."

persuasion with advantage and dm inspiration. so deserved holy shit jay. i am. speechless.

"For the first time in my life, since I became a pirate, I was able to feel free."

get the fuck OUT of here jayson go AWAY

jayson I'd ask why you don't fucking ask may yourself but I don't want you anywhere near her :)

thank fucking god hes gone.

"that's my boy right there, that's my BOY, I'm on your ass, I'm like glue on something that glues on" "this is the beginning of something, this is the beginning of a whirlwind of whoopass on kira I'm telling you now" bizly has the right idea get the panda man back

gill still didn't get the whalebone sword back ✌️😔

#jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers #jrwilb #jrwi ep 100

[sweetdashieart]

Never have I been so glad to be a former Redditor just for this episode so I could explain what short selling is to my two very confused friends with whom I was listening.

Thank you Reddit for doing the Gamestop funny so I can know what this episode was about. Fuck the guy Darrien tho, you deserved that LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #Play stupid games win stupid prizes

[marleysfinest]

MARSBAR MY LOVE

First question pertaining to the actual parameters of the event: Fuck Marry Kill for Nanami, Sukuna, and Gojo?

AAAAND would he prefer to get an Eren-esque spanking from Levi, or forever have every piece of his writing intercepted from Reiner and meticulously sniffed?

bonus question: where and what form of combat does mr marley choose when he and I finally duel for your undying affection? Is he prepared to lose? Please remind him he and I are the same height and I have a Smeagol-like obsession with you as the major factor of my BI-WAKENING.

-Dove 🐉

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO DOVE ILSYM ok I'm gonna need to stop doing the fancy writing bc it's becoming a little hard to read so allow me to do a simple copy and paste:

I can see where you get your horniness from. They're enabling you. Fuck Sukuna, Marry Nanami, Kill Gojo. And fuck anyone who says otherwise (CONTROVERSIAL KING OMG) I prefer to be the spanker and not the spankee, so Reiner can sniff all my writing, just like that one time he did in season 2. (so close) Where - At some random park What form of combat - good conversation and vibes. Plenty of us to be shared around, so we can just share rather than fight to the death (dove omg ur IN)

this one made me laugh so much fkjanshfja also gojo stans don't come for me i'm one of u!!!!

ask mr marley something!

#asks

[gunsounds]

hey honey. just wanted to let you know you mean the world fuck you

Lmaooooooooooo what!!