The "How I stopped worrying and learned to love the red flags" Color Wheel
Starting from red clockwise: Damon (Broken Colors, in dev), Tei (Namless), Toma (Amnesia), Sebastian (Particles of Reality, in dev), Esmius (Demonheart The Ice Demon), Toma (Starstruck Love, R.I.P), Kuroyuki (Nightshade), Ren (14 Days With You, in dev)
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did another Important Clock Exam today! the test says 'gear train' but it sure requires you to service a whole mechanical watch. i think i did well, like definitely good enough to pass unless i did a huge oversight - the problem is that i apparently did REALLY well on the practice run of the exam, teacher telling me he's proud of me and everything, and it's like. well now i need to replicate that success. now i have to SURPASS my success. now i'm hungry for a GOOD and IMPRESSIVE result and not just passing!!!!!
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me talking about rimmer's gay subtext while knowing full well that it was written with homophobic intent
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woo gardening
the dish in the middle is for bees. im gonna put blue marbles in it and then fill it with water. the water is so they dont die of thirst (which is apparently a common thing to happen to bees?) and the marbles are so they dont drown
i have extra marigolds along with some seeds and bulbs that i didnt get to fit in there (its also bcus i had an odd number of each type of marigold and i for some reason felt the need to make this somewhat symmetrical)
i didnt get to use any of my bachelors buttons seeds. of which i have a shit ton. hopefully my mom figures out a good spot for me to plant everything else bcus i want to plant the fucking bachelors buttons
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Vibing through my work today bc I didnt have to do childrens 😌 we did NOT get that extra table yet (probably never will... Chamagedon is coming....) and even though I had to do womens AND one spot of basics I'm in a good mood!
Unfortunately it's Meat Trash Monday which means the whole walk to the front makes me wanna gag 😷 even my mask isnt helping that
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An old friend of mine was the only other person I knew with autism. And around their birthday they said “btw don’t be offended if I don’t react nice to your gift, it’s the ‘tism ya know” and I was like ofc I do the same thing no worries.
They opened my present and audibly gasped and squealed, so I guess I hit the nail right on the head.
Anyways, my uncle just got me a wheel barrel. And this is the first time I’ve ever had that same reaction.
- 🍄
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tell me why every mechanic wants to replace my valve cover gasket and thinks that’s my cars biggest problem. babes, it’s been replaced 5 times in 3 years and not once has replacing it fixed my oil leak. all of ya’ll are wrong and dumb and silly and act like i’m wrong and silly for not agreeing with you.
even worse! every place tries to give impossible reasons why my car goes up in smokes every few times i drive it. all of which ignore everything i tell them. the first time it’s: your car is actually fine, you’re just silly. bro i’ve had this car for years, i’ve driven manual for years prior to this car too, i’m not crazy. now it’s: oh it’s all covered in oil! if the oil is making it smoke then it would do it every time i drive and my engine gets hot enough. but it doesn’t. it just happens in first gear when my car needs to put in a little more effort (uphill or turning). even my dad was like: what are you doing wrong? until it happened the first time he drove it and realized i’m not dumb.
getting really tired of having to prove i’m not incompetent. i feel like they’ve diagnosed me with woman and decided to disregard everything i have to say. the only thing going for me is that my dad agrees with my assessment of what’s wrong and he can argue over the phone on my behalf
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Due to centuries of cultural exchange there are a lot of similarities between the hamster religion and that of the chipmunks, both now being functionally death cults. The root of where they differ is how the two religions view this holy death.
To hamsters, death is an art form, an ever-ascending pillar of the strange and the grotesque. Hamsters seek beauty and uniqueness in death, venerating the most outlandish of the dead as saints: Our Lady of the Plumbing, Saint Tim the Blended, and Saint Ms. Cupcake Who Got Into That Barrel of Degreaser, to name a few. Through death, they connect with their god, whose immense corpse formed the world after choking to death on a stray asteroid. Hamsters will spend weeks planning their deaths and awaiting an opportunity to swan dive off this mortal coil.
Chipmunks follow a warrior’s religion. While hamsters embraced humanity as creators of new and exciting shapes and poisons, chipmunks never forsook their wild ways. Chipmunk culture idealizes the divine struggle: to face insurmountable odds and to die with honor. Only by throwing themselves under the wheels of a moving vehicle can they earn their reincarnation and escape the cruel jaws of the fox-god who awaits them in the underworld. Every chipmunk goes to their death secure in the knowledge that they have faced their fate a million times before and that they will face it a million times again.
Squirrel religion does not speak of death.
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