#when he comes back to the hotel

[venigni]

P doesn't take showers, he just lets the rain naturally wash away all the blood, oil, and carcass fluids he gets caked up with.

#lies of p #pinocchio #lop #p #meme #idk why this is so funny to me #he probably smells so bad #when he comes back to the hotel #and everyone just acts like its normal

[notsosmallbean]

Yeah they built Alastor a radio tower to come back to but I couldn't help but notice that it looks a bit... familiar

Am I looking into this too much or is it also a nod to Sir Pentious's ship? Do you think they made the tower as a combination nod to the two demons who (presumably) went down fighting against Adam?

#when al comes back everyone looks SHOCKED and then (charlie) looks relieved. they thought he was dead or at least going missing again #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #sir pentious #hazbin alastor

[wazzi2ya]

With how shit Val's eyes are you CANNOT tell me Vox hasn't taken advantage to get a day off by himself by setting up a decoy which is just a really shitty mannequin dressed like him with a tv duct taped to it instead of a head.

He sets it on his gamer chair and plays pre-recorded lines because he knows Val so well he can guess everything he's gonna say.

#when he comes back val is very happy that vox paid so much attention to him today and is extra touchy #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #staticmoth #voxval

[showsandstuff]

I can’t believe I watched this wonderfully queer show and ended up with my OTP including homophobic woman and a misogynistic man 😔😔😔

#hazbin hotel #guitarspear #guardrock #we messed up folks 😔 #nah fr I love them together #its the smile that did it #and the tears #and the “calling“ his name for the first time when he’s in danger trope #such a good trope y’all #Adam better come back as a demon and reunite with his girl I cannot take it otherwise

[peppermintfreak]

Sure I'll incorporate that in my vocabulary

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #asexual #i think it's great how not only this acknowledges IN SHOW he's asexual but also how it followed through when he tried to handle adam #and the exorcists #thank luci for this i was never a fan of the word of god #this line and the last episode not only did it make me believe he's got something to do with heaven or at least adheres to a higher force #in it but it convinced me that the vast of overlord souls he owns is not entirely his doing #please pleaz adam come back you were the only thing that kept me watching

[nalooksthrough]

I haven't watched Hazbin Hotel.

But I thought he looked cute. So I had to draw him.

#brings me back to the when I watched the pilot episode #sir pentious #was always my favourite #man has come a long way #so proud of him #not really planning on watching #hazbin hotel #but if I was he would be the reason #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin sir pentious

[mintaikcorpse]

Vox feelin' evil

#i fucking love his new design sm #while i wish they kept the black on his scerla #they come back when hes mad so its fine #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel

[maryholdenofthevalley]

So I wanted to share to you that this Sunday there was a festival in my country, and I (the bad hair one) met other two Crowleys (the 2012 version and the Paganini version) unexpectedly and we had fun (there were tons of artists whom sell their Good Omens merchs, much to my surprise). I called us Post-breakup squad, I even prepared the plant mister filled with holy water (just a decent amount of handwash alcohol really).

Someone asked where is my Aziraphale, I should have answered "he's in Heaven now" if I was clever enough in time (sadly, no Aziraphale in this festival).

(Bonus: two of us near a No Smoking sign to show that Earth is somehow not very much different from Hell)

#I made some demon and angel from Hazbin Hotel and Chainsawman try the holy water too #they were safe Im promise #I was totally not tempted to drink the water during the fes #there was a fun accident when the three of us were talking away and one person approach us and ask for a photo #2012!Crowley: oh a picture of three of us? #them: sorry I mean the red hair one #the red one truly was gorgeous though ✨✨✨✨ #i had so much fun I forgot to do a proper photoshoot of myself #when I was proud of the cosplay that day even #i hope neil found this its like small victory #which i dont have much in life #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #i really want to do Furfur next #i love him so so much his addition in season 2 was a brilliant move i hope he come back in s3

[meownotgood]

the dream I had of aki was so weirdly vivid... it felt seriously real......

#my heart was pounding fast when I woke up #in the dream me and aki went on vacation together or something like that #and I suppose we weren't dating we were just friends #he was so tall and handsome in my dream... I got shy every time he was standing next to me.... #we got a hotel together in the city and we spent some time doing stuff for our vacation #first we went on a boat and admired the water together #it felt like we were really on the beach... like I could feel the wind and smell the ocean... #after that aki suggested we go to a costume party on the boat so we did #idk what I dressed up as but aki dressed up as shin from dorohedoro lol #then aki told me he had to leave for a while so I found a room where there was nobody else #and I played video games while I waited for him to come back #when he did come back he hugged me and asked if I was tired #so we left the party and took a train to go back to the hotel #this is the interesting part... okay... #because the train was literally empty it was just me and aki #aki was zoning out so I asked him what was wrong #and he had his hand on my thigh #and he explained that he just thinks I'm so pretty... he hasn't been able to think about anything else... #he kissed me.... #and somehow I was in his lap #there was some grinding.... #and aki kissed my neck while telling me we have to wait for when we get back to the hotel room #hhhhhuuuuuuuhhhhhhhggg #I guess it wasn't anything special but the dream felt way too real for some reason #it felt like it was really happening with aki #and I have such a crush on hiiiimmmm asbsbshsjjw #sorry for long tags I had to ramble

[abluescarfonwaston]

Now if Beanix got thrown back in time he'd instantly become a key witness in a murder case Bratworth is assigned.

He's worse than Larry in 3-5. Active nightmare. Hiding evidence until Bratworth says the magic words. (It is please twice but the third time it's not.) Making him play silly games. Being both super shifty but also Miles Weird girl.

They are handcuffed together for several hours. (Gumshoe you did Not just drop the key down- IM SO SORRY SIR.) (Kinky Edgeworth.) (Shut it.)

The case is solved and during the high of victory Bratworth pins Beanix to the wall and kisses him. Gets his hand under that beanie and knocks it off as Phoenix starts giving it as good as he's getting.

Gasps. Pulls back. All those strange things Phoenix said lining up in a logical checkmate that makes no sense at all. Phoenix grabs him by the base of the skull and pulls him back. "That doesn't make sense." He says, objecting to what hasn't been said. "I'm just Mr. Wrong. Put that away." Kisses like a bite down Edgeworths smooth jaw. "I know your good at locking things away."

Slowly Edgeworth melts back into it. Yes of course that would be absurd. Wrong is too old. It can't be. Snaps back to it to pin those wandering hands. "I am. Do I need to lock these up again?"

They bang in the family restroom in the courthouse.

#bratbean #bratworth #beanix #wrightworth #narumistu #yes the handcuffs Do come out again #Bratworth thinks of that bathroom with smug pride for years #and then hes a bit ashamed of the illegality of it #Shou have taken him to a hotel his back was bad i could have fucked him eight more times #beanix when he gets back Immediately calling Edgeworth like Never have i ever hamdcuffed a man to the courthouse bathroom and ****ed him #Edgeworth: *sputtering horrified* HOW DID YOU oh no

[sohya]

here for coworker updates

jabsjs hello hello audrey this is so funny bc i use my tumblr drafts as a ranting space for my coworker but there aren't really any updatess he's in europe rn for another two weeks andd our last meet up was the last thursday before he left 🤩🤩 but when we were done he told me he was going to get a haircut the next day but i wouldn't be seeing him bc i didn't have work over the weekend and his last shift was on the monday which i usually have off. but i had to go in just to look at him. oh my goddddd like it's so rare for guys to look better after a haircut but for him yeah i need him to keep his hair permanently cut like that idk

but as far as updates go for anything happening between us i'm afraid not bc we've known each other for over two years, been to the same gym, i've seen him get turned down by girls when he's asked for their number and frankly the amount of girls he follows on ig is concerning. no feelings are ever gonna be involved on my end and that's the peace i'm gonna live by 😝

#and i don't consider him a friend anymore #we're just two ppl who sleep w each other and that's that #but when he does come back i'm gonna wait for him to text me first and we're booking a hotel #car sex is only fun in moderation #my thighs are so strong that i can probably do one legged squats lmao #mon and co.

[coockie8]

thinking about the scene in Reign Storm where Vlad is helping them finish building the Ecto Skeleton, and in the scene where he's building it, he's in this like pinkish button down and overalls, but then in the next scene, he's putting his suit jacket on, and he's back in the clothes he usually wears.

This implies that he just... Willingly got fully changed right there in the lab in front of everyone and I love that so much lol The whole Fenton clan (minus maybe Jazz I can't remember if she's there) just saw Vlad in his underwear in their lab at least once and Danny like actively watched, 'cause Vlad was still getting changed when Danny taunts him about how much Jack and Maddie love each other 😂

#Danny Phantom #Vlad Masters #like he's in a fully different outfit #he had to take that off and change back into his suit #he did not have his suit on under the overalls and pink shirt #we know this because the sleeves are rolled up part of the way and it's just bare forearms under there (slut) #this implies he was briefly just in his underwear in front of everyone in the lab while he got changed #at least twice 'cause he had to change into the overalls as well lol #I'm sorry but it's like canon that Danny is attracted to Vlad #there's a physical attraction there canonically whether Butch intended it or not #This lines up with him not even *trying* to avert his gaze when he turns the hotel wall invisible in Eye for an Eye #he's just fully staring at Vlad's naked body lol #and before someone tries to come at me over this #it's not weird for a teen to be attracted to or have a crush on someone much older than them #that is actually extremely fucking common #this isn't a shippy thing this is genuinely just how it comes across sometimes lol

[comixandco]

i’m just

there must be so many gaps in jieum’s memory

she was the girl of many trades but can she remember how she learnt any of those skills? No they were all from her past lives so they’re gone. Can she remember leaving her neglectful family to live with ae-gyeong? No because she was from a past life, so where does ji-eum think she grew up? She remembers being good at school and her awards but not if anybody was there in the audience for her. She says in her phone call to her superior that she remembers switching departments before, but she doesn’t remember working in the hotel. She cooks meals the exact way as ae-gyeong taught her and she taught ae-gyeong, but she doesn’t remember having learnt them. if she can’t remember anything to do with her past lives, she wouldn’t be able to remember anything that had happened in the past few months the drama is set over.

that must be such an odd and confusing existence, to only remember small dots and flashes of your life, and a giant gap in recent memory, and she doesn’t even seem to be affected by it either? Did she go to the hospital after coming to consciousness standing on a bridge with no idea how she got there? Did they run tests on her brain to see if something had gone wrong? Does she think she suffered a mental breakdown?

What is going on in ji-eum’s brain in those final scenes i want to dissect her thoughts like a grape

#see you in my 19th life #did she move back into her old job on the suggestion of a therapist who is helping her with her sudden memory loss? #she was living with ae-gyeong where did she think she lived? #does she have monthly visits to a group of doctors that are fascinated by her oddly specific memory loss? #in those first few days after losing all her memories. did people she knew try to approach her and she freaked? #if she’d gone to the hospital ae-gyeong would be her emergency contact. maybe it just slipped through the cracks because she was also in #hospital recovering from surgery at the time. #there is a large set of contacts in ji-eum’s phone that she doesn’t recognise at all - not just numbers from her loved ones #but contacts for her job at the hotel as well and anybody she’d met during the show’s run #imagine with me if you will if there had been one final episode instead of those few scenes #ji-eum recovering from what she can only assume is some kind of mental breakdown from stress and her childhood #ae-gyeong coming to visit her in hospital and this deliciously heart-wrenching scene that mirrors ji-eum by her bedside when she was ill #and ji-eum doesn’t recognise her at all and only feels a base level of concern knowing ae-gyeong had surgery not long before #ae-gyeong promising to take care of ji-eum but turns her down because her head and heart hurt from being near her so she rents out an #apartment. she has no recollection of working at the hotel and seo-ha isn’t ready to see her yet it’s too soon so doyun has to handle her #transition back to the engineering track. and in her phone she deletes all the contacts she doesn’t know but when she looks at the photos #and icr if she took one with seo-ha but she must have but defo the one with her ae-gyeong and cho-won. she can’t bear to delete them #even though she doesn’t know them or remember why they were taking this photo. but bc it’s a romance she has to have a few photos of seo-ha #and she sort of ponders over them like. who are you. who were you to me. but it hurts her head so she puts down her phone #and there can be a bunch of times throughout the episode where she just misses him like. she’s asleep in hospital and he brings her flowers #and she wakes up just in time to see the back of his head leaving the room. she could visit ae-gyeong to try to rebuild this #parental relationship she doesn’t remember but has all the proof that this is the lady who raised her. and like in the show seo-ha could be #sat right behind her but he doesn’t interact with her directly they just do the napkin bit and then he leaves w/o looking at her #and the meet-up with cho-won could stay the same with the difference that ji-eum recognises her from their photo and says something like #’we know each other don’t we.’ and cho-won gets so excited and maybe even calls them sisters but then she realises what she’s doing and is #like. ‘that’s how it felt for me. we worked together just a few months ago. i’m cho-won’ and then ji-eum can do that #gorgeous reach for her memories from the show where she rolls the name around her mouth because it’s just so familiar #and ofc i’d change nothinf about the scene where she finally re-unites with seo-ha that was delicious af #but i feel like there were just too many gaps in her memories for it to have been smoothed over y’know? #disclaimer i read the webtoon first and loved it but think it had to change for the adaptation

[corvid-language-library]

Just realised I can't use tomorrow to relax because I have to prepare a stupid demo for the staff meeting on Monday 🙃

#ruffled feathers #we have to come up with a game that's 'safe focused and frequent' and doesn't leave anyone waiting for a turn #the TL for my demo is an entire fucking script i kid you not #i'm like. how tf do i make a game of this #it's one thing when you just have to do on Q and one A #but i have an actual dialogue and the age range is 10-12s #so i guess the best thing to do is just some super unoriginal janken ladder game? #everyone knows it so it's not like i'm bringing anything new or interesting to the table #but i have one day off and i've had a 6-day work week at a new school with POs and i have another 6-day week coming up #and i'm still processing a complicated and painful break up with a long-term partner #i barely had time to recover from jetlag before not just launching back into work #but travelling to a new school with Ss i've never met that's so far from yamagata city i had to stay at a hotel #so fuck it. i'm gonna be boring and unoriginal #i'll talk to my boss beforehand bc he's very understanding and i hate disappointing him #just explain that it's not gonna be my best and i know it's not my best for xyz reasons but i promise i'll try harder next time #he'll probably still be disappointed but i'm sure we'll both learn to live with it #besides. no offence to this one colleague of mine but i know he'll quarter-ass some garbage last minute #so whatever happens my boss will probably be less disappointed in what i have to show than what this guy does lmao #i'm such a bitch sometimes but it's true #watch him now put in an effort and come up with something spectacular for a change

[bigtiddydevilbf]

I haven't finished the book but The Shining movie did Jack Torrence so fucking dirty. It's like they didn't even know the story, like they were given the synopsis for it and slapped some shit together calling it a day

#he was such a loving and doting hisband and father until he became a drunk. #then he fell pray to addiction and became a horrible fucking monster #breaking dannys arm?? #unforgivable. #but trying to overcome his addiction after hitting his rock bottom #quitting cold turkey and doing his best to make up for all he had done. living in guilt of his actions #rightfully so... #then he beats this guy near death and loses his job #taking up this job at the hotel #thinking it would actually make a difference #the damn place feeding his addiction keeping him under its thumb #fucking DYING #being brought back as a fucking puppet for the place to use #only coming back when Danny yells that the ghosts arent him #ack #dying again #he wanted to protect his son so badly #he loved his son so deeply and felt so much shame and remorse for his actions while he was the drunken vile bastard he had been in his past #i do nOT CONDONE his actions nor do i belive he has any right to foriveness for said actions #but i pitty him. he was trying to change #isnt that the very least we can ask of a person? to try changing #even if you arent around to be there which is your right he tried to do what so many wont dare #tried to change for the better #at least he died as a father trying to protect his son #fuck the movie #it did him so god damn dirty #i should watch the series #i havent seen it yet #if youve made it this far congratulations; youve hit bedrock! #thanks for listening to my rambles if you did make it this far

[sorrellegiance]

worn the fuck out why did my grandparents have so many children and then why did all their children have so many children

#played THREE rounds of foosball (first to nine points each) with the eight year old and then he wanted to play animals upon animals which is #a very delightful animal stacking die rolling game and i could've played a lot more of that only then the ten year old came along and wante #to start a game of monopoly and i did some theatrics about how LONG and BORING monopoly was and i'd rather play the spinning fish game with #the four year old but then they wheedled me a bit and i said fine but i would be setting a timer for thirty minutes on my phone and then i #would be fishing but then it was thirty minutes and i said fine ten more minutes because i'd just bought boardwalk and was flush with hope #but then had some spectacularly bad rolls and had to start mortgaging everything and somewhere in all that i forgot to stick to the timer #and then i was mortgaged to the hilt and hungry (two aunts got stuck on the bridge coming and dinner was pushed back and back) until finall #i landed on a property with a hotel and then another with FOUR houses on it and that was it for my career as a landlord #after dinner i sat down at the keyboard and banged out some tunes with the four year old (her full force with her palms and me rattling up #and down the top octave with two pointer fingers which i think will be quite bruised tomorrow) and it turned into freeze when she abruptly #switches the keyboard off and runs a lap around the grand piano and continue banging when she gets back on the bench and then after that sh #started chasing me around the big living room sectional and there was a lot of slipping skidding around corners in my socks which was FUN A #HECK and then i let her roll me around on the nice thick rug and then she chased me some more around everyone eating cake (mango mousse and #a green tea three layer with red bean cream SO GOOD) and then my mom sighed a lot about how stinky i was in the car #there aren't even that many children!! two of them had just turned thirteen! teenagers!! but there was just so much children for so few #children (six of em) sheesh!! okay yeah definitely time to shower now sor #a happy thing #sor.txt